Understands Animal Language, Travels to the 60s: I'm the Best in the Family Compound

Chen Mianmian, an ethologist who could understand animal languages, was sat on and killed by a long-lost brown bear. She then transmigrated into the original host, who had a missing mother, a viole...

Chapter 156 You guys can talk, but why are you bringing bricks? Don’t throw them up.

Chapter 156 You guys can talk, but why are you bringing bricks? Don’t throw them up.

When the person who was smashed into pieces got up and looked at the other three people, he found that none of them were from the Northern Military Region.

"I'm Qin Hao from the Northwest Military Region."

The first person who fell down broke the awkwardness. He had a thin figure and ordinary face, but his eyes were bright and lively.

"I'm also from the Northwest Military Region. My name is Feng Liangcai."

The second person who fell down had a standard square face, a big nose and a loud voice. When he spoke, it made the other three's ears hurt.

"I'm from the Southwest Military Region, my name is Ding Men!"

The third one who came down had a big round face and was so fat that his ears could not be seen. It looked like a big dumpling was stuck on his head. His figure was not as tall and strong as the others. Instead, he looked like the stupid son of a landlord.

"I'm from the Central Plains Military Region. My name is Zuo Xinrong."

The fourth one who fell down was handsome, tall and long-legged, like a movie star.

The four of them briefly introduced themselves and wanted to climb up, but this four-meter deep pit was not as easy to climb out as the two-meter obstacle.

Especially the surface is very smooth and there is no point of support at all.

Just as they were discussing who to step on, the dead ghost on the ground suddenly howled.

“Ouch, ouch!!!”

[Mom, mom, come and save me~~I'm hungry and want to drink milk! !

Nanny, woo woo woo, I miss you so much, nanny!!!]

The wolf cub's voice was crisp and funny. The four of them were not in a hurry to go up at this time. They formed a circle and squatted on the ground to poke the dead ghost's little butt for fun.

"Little guy, you're so fat, why don't you let me eat you?"

Dingmen held his rumbling stomach and looked at the dead ghost as if he were a roast suckling pig.

"This is not enough to fill the gaps between my teeth," Feng Liangcai's finger was bitten by the devil, it was painful and itchy but also quite fun. "I have a lighter, hehe!"

The dead ghost noticed that the looks in the two men's eyes were exactly the same as the ones in Chen Mianmian's when she was eating. He felt scared and screamed even more miserably.

[Mom, mom...if you don't come soon, your ghost will really die...]

"Damn it, damn it, where are you? Scream again!!"

Just when Ding Men and Feng Liangcai were about to tease the little wolf cub, they suddenly heard the girl's crisp and anxious voice.

Dead ghost? ?

Who is this called?

Whose family of soldiers is flirting in the barracks? Is it such a big deal?

While he was stunned, as the wolf cub's howling became more and more rapid, a sweaty head appeared outside the pit.

"You bastard, how did you fall into this trap? I told you to be obedient, but you didn't listen. You deserve it!

Wait till you come up, and I'll hang you up and beat you up!!"

Chen Mianmian looked at the safe and sound little wolf cub and her heart finally settled down.

Luckily, he didn't fall into the pond and drown, nor did he run away to the back hill and be eaten by other animals...

The four of them listened to Chen Mianmian cursing and looked at each other, thinking that she was the wives of the other three people, and there was ridicule and mockery in their eyes.

Tsk tsk tsk, this is my sweetheart in the Northern Military Region. They are so happy after a short separation that they have come here for a tryst.

"Ahem, um, comrade, could you please take us upstairs?"

Feng Liangcai spoke loudly and looked up to talk to Chen Mianmian, but he saw the head on the pit disappear instantly.

"You guys can talk, but why are you bringing bricks? Don't throw them up!"

Chen Mianmian's eyes were blurred by sweat, and when her vision was unclear, she saw a square object rising up, and she quickly retreated.

Judging from her experience of offending thousands of people, the other party was about to throw a hidden weapon!

Feng Liangcai: (O_o)…

The other three: (⊙x⊙;)

"Who are you calling a brick, female comrade? I have a standard square face. My mom said that a big face can make you eat a lot, and even if you are not rich, it can protect your family.

You actually called me a brick, I @#&%*"

Listening to the angry voices below, Chen Mianmian quietly stuck her head in again and indeed found four people. They all had lunch boxes in their hands, but no bricks.

"Hehe~ Sorry, my eyesight is not good, I saw it wrongly, don't be angry, I will ask someone to pull you up right away."

Chen Mianmian realized she had misunderstood and quickly apologized with a smile.

Feng Liangcai looked up and saw Chen Mianmian's appearance clearly.

She had big watery eyes and delicate facial features. Now she was staring at him eagerly, all her anger gone, and she even stuttered a little.

It was the first time I received an apology from such a pretty girl. I felt embarrassed.

"Well, then you better be careful next time!"

Feng Liangcai finished muttering, and Chen Mianmian nodded quickly and blew a whistle towards the base. Soon, others came running over.

Zhao Mingzhi was so obsessed with finding the dead ghost that he ran over in such a hurry that he couldn't stop in time and fell into the trap.

"Ouch~ This is such a fucking big pit! I'm going to go dig two more at Chu Laodeng's doorstep later. My corrugated cap, my hip axis, my meniscus~"

Zhao Mingzhi sat up groaningly, and when he looked up he saw a square object. He quickly covered his head with his hands and curled up to protect himself.

"Hey, hey, hey, I have no grudge against you, please stop throwing bricks!"

“Puff!”

Feng Liangcai was shot again, and the three people around him didn't know who shot him, but they couldn't help but laugh.

"I'm knocking on the ground! I can't stand it anymore! I have a square face! A square face!! How did it become a brick? I'm going to find a brick and wedge you to death with it right now."

Feng Liangcai took the lunch box and was about to stuff it into Zhao Mingzhi's mouth, but the three men were afraid that he would fight, so they quickly pulled him back.

"Are you ready to fight? Are you ready to fight? I'll have my master release the wild boar to attack you!"

Zhao Mingzhi was already good at climbing roofs and removing tiles when he was in the Northwest Military Region, and now he has learned to be an all-rounder from Chen Mianmian.

While cursing, he found the dead ghost's location, pounced on it, hugged the little wolf cub in his arms, and quickly retreated.

"Master, we found the dead ghost, hahahaha, hurry up and pull me up!"

Zhao Mingzhi happily held the dead ghost, like an old monkey holding Simba (in a clip from The Lion King). He was the first to find the cub, so the master must praise him, hehe.

The result was that he was too happy and ended up in sorrow. He was grinning foolishly with his teeth bared, but the bastard couldn't hold it in and peed in his mouth.

"vomit!"

Zhao Mingzhi put the dead guy down in disgust and retched in nausea, which made Feng Liangcai laugh.

You deserve it!

Chen Mianmian squatted outside the pit, looking at the messy scene where there were only five people but it seemed like there were 50 of them, and sighed helplessly.

Question: What should I do if things become a complete mess?

Answer: Then drink it while the chaos is going on!

"Let's get them all up here, so others won't know we're bullying fools."

Chen Mianmian covered his forehead and gave orders. The others found a rope, and within two minutes all four of them came up.

Finally, the dead man was tied up like a silkworm and carried up by Zhao Mingzhi.

In order to punish it, Chen Mianmian did not let it go and let it crawl on the ground.

[Mom, mom, I miss you so much~ Mom, mom, I’m hungry~ Mom, mom…]

The damn devil has unlimited energy. Even if he is tied up, he can stick his butt out and move his little body forward one step at a time.

Chen Mianmian listened to the ghost's noisy voice, took a deep breath, took out a tortilla from his pocket and stuffed it into its mouth.

The whole world is finally quiet. Who did he learn this chattering from?

"Gurgle!"

Seeing the little wolf happily chewing the tortilla, the four people who fell into the pit had their stomachs rumbling uncontrollably.

Chen Mianmian turned her head and looked at their awkward and honest appearance. She thought that everyone had not eaten lunch in order to find the dead ghost, and there was a misunderstanding just now, so she simply invited them to eat together.

Feng Liangcai was the first one to agree. His heart was hurt. Today he would let these people see what a good-for-nothing is!

Qin Hao looked at the time. If he delayed for a while, the delicious food in the cafeteria would probably be gone. So he just decided to go to the cafeteria as it would be the same no matter where he went.

The other two naturally had nothing to say. Since everyone was coming, they might as well go too.

Just like that, a group of people rushed into the base.

As soon as they entered the door, the four people saw the yard full of German Shepherds and wild boars, and they almost couldn't breathe.

What is going on?

"Hehe, this is a military dog ​​base, so there are a lot of animals here. But don't worry, they are all well-trained and won't bite anyone without our orders."

Chen Mianmian thought the four people were scared, so she quickly explained.

Sure enough, although the military dogs looked at them alertly, they had no intention of attacking.

Especially when seven little wolf cubs ran over and surrounded the dead ghost, howling, it was so cute that everyone's heart melted.

"Does your base still need people? You're actually raising wild boars for food. I'm going to apply for military transfer tomorrow."

Ding Men looked at the wild boars running around on the ground. His eyes, which seemed small due to his obesity, widened instantly. No less than ten ways to eat them came to his mind, and his mouth was watering.

Chen Mianmian knew what this person meant as soon as she saw him and quickly stopped him from thinking about it.

"These wild boars are our military dog ​​team's pigmen. Don't even think about it!"

After saying that, under Dingmen's disappointed eyes, he took them to the cafeteria of the base.

As soon as I entered, the aroma of food hit me: fist-sized vegetarian buns, arm-long braised fish, cabbage and potato soup, mixed pickles, and a large watermelon cooled in water...

"Gudong!"

Ding Men couldn't help swallowing his saliva. This food was too extravagant. It was all refined rice, refined flour, and meat...

His urge to transfer to the military reached its peak!

"Stop standing there and eat. Our base is self-operated and all the meals are prepared independently. Don't be disgusted if the food isn't good!"

Chen Mianmian said this, but the pride in her eyes could not be hidden.

The food at their military dog ​​base is top-notch compared to other military regions. Humph, I disliked this place and didn't want to come here before, but now I regret it so much.

After hearing Chen Mianmian's Versailles words, the four of them no longer cared about being surprised. They were all at the age when they could eat the most, and when they came across so many delicious foods, they pounced on them like starving ghosts.

For a moment, the cafeteria was filled with the sounds of chewing and chopsticks hitting cutlery.

Feng Liangcai relaxed his appetite and ate with great relish. It had been a long time since he had eaten so much meat.

The other three were also satisfied with the meal. All the previous unhappiness disappeared, and only envy and curiosity about the military dog ​​base remained.

Just when everyone finished eating and wanted to visit the military dog ​​base, a girl's voice suddenly came from outside.

"Chen Mianmian, come out! I want to see what kind of girl stole Su Buyan away!"