Chen Mianmian, an ethologist who could understand animal languages, was sat on and killed by a long-lost brown bear. She then transmigrated into the original host, who had a missing mother, a viole...
Chapter 158 You want to gamble away my wild boar for 300 yuan? Do you think I am living a simple life?
Hearing the loud and orderly slogans, not only Zheng Xiuying was stunned, but even the four people who were watching the excitement at the cafeteria door were stunned.
Is this slogan serious?
Chen Mianmian sat on the pig and nodded with satisfaction, not bad, not bad.
In the beginning, everyone was too embarrassed to say this slogan, but now they can shout it out loud. This is a qualitative leap.
As a member of the military dog team, she doesn't seek to do anything earth-shattering, but hopes to return safely after every mission.
Whether it is people or dogs, they will be safe!
So what if you're treacherous, cunning, and selfish? Damn it, only those who are still alive have the right to discuss history.
"Chen Mianmian, I want to duel with you! Your victory is unfair!"
Zheng Xiuying was almost exhausted from running. There were so many wild boars chasing her. If she ran slower, they would poke her butt with their fangs.
The wild boars even learned to change their formation, taking turns chasing her. This wheel tactic was definitely a humiliation.
Zheng Xiuying was so angry that she thought she, a famous vicious woman in the Sichuan Military Region, could be outdone by this crazy woman?
"Duel? What are you going to compete with me for? Let me make it clear, if you compete with me, the stakes are very high!"
Chen Mianmian thought about the bet she had made with him before. At the very least, he would bark like a dog all over the military area, and at the worst, he would scream for his mother. If he lost a few hundred yuan...
She snapped her fingers to make the wild boars retreat, and rode over under the surprised looks of Zheng Xiuying and the other four people.
"Tell me, what can you give me?" Chen Mianmian looked Zheng Xiuying up and down. "I can make millions every minute. Can you compare with me?"
"You're a screwed idiot. The things you've got are only worth a few million. Do you think you're a money-printing machine?"
Zheng Xiuying finally breathed a sigh of relief and recovered from her shock. She pouted and thought Chen Mianmian was bragging.
In fact, she didn't know that in her previous life, foreign agencies hired her and paid her by the minute.
And don’t think it’s expensive, she earns money in US dollars without blinking an eye.
"I'm going to bet with you about Su Buyan," Zheng Xiuying stiffened her neck and looked at Chen Mianmian, "If I lose, I'll leave here and never see him again.
If you lose, divorce Su Buyan and give him to me!"
Hearing this, Chen Mianmian frowned.
Zheng Xiuying thought Chen Mianmian was scared, and her expression became even more proud.
"What's the matter? Are you scared? If you don't know how to do anything, just give Su Buyan to me!
I'm the division commander of the Sichuan Military Region. I'll transfer you over to raise pigs and make sure you have a good meal and a good drink! "
Zheng Xiuying thought Chen Mianmian was just a pig breeder, otherwise why would these pigs listen to her.
Anyway, she likes Su Buyan. If she can marry Su Buyan, she doesn't mind helping her ex-wife's sister find a job so that Chen Mianmian can live a worry-free life.
"It's not that I don't want to compete with you, but this bet doesn't hold."
Chen Mianmian looked at her seriously.
“I can compete with you, but I can’t use Su Buyan as a bargaining chip.
He is my husband, and he is also an independent individual with dignity. If you do this, what is the difference between him and a commodity?"
After hearing these words, Zheng Xiuying was stunned, and then fell into deep thought. It seemed that this was the case.
"I can accept your challenge because you are the one who provoked me. I want to defeat you and establish my authority. I want you to know that Su Buyan has good vision and is lucky to marry me.
To sum up, the bet must be changed! "
Chen Mianmian's righteous words made Zheng Xiuying feel a little ashamed.
She nodded and thought for a while, then took off the Plum brand watch on her wrist. She bought it last year with the money she had saved for several years.
It cost a full three hundred yuan.
"I'm betting this. If you lose, I'll give it to you. If you lose, you have to give me all the wild boars."
Chen Mianmian rolled her eyes, put her hands on her hips and started to scold.
"You are really a toad marrying a frog. You are ugly but you want something extravagant. Pork costs 52 cents per pound, and my wild boar alone produces more than 300 pounds of meat. With more than a dozen pigs, it must be worth several thousand yuan.
You think you can take away all my money with a three hundred dollar watch? Get lost, you're making a living for me!"
Zheng Xiuying wiped the saliva from her face and thought about it, and it seemed that the stakes were indeed not equal.
But these fat wild boars are really tempting. If we win them back, we can at least give everyone a taste of meat and eat pig haha!
"Then come with me. I'll go ask my old man for money. He has it with him!"
"I'm telling you, these pigs of mine are worth at least five thousand yuan. If you want to take them away, ask your father to give me five thousand yuan, otherwise we're not going to talk anymore!"
Chen Mianmian tossed the watch up and down, and Zheng Xiuying's distressed eyes also moved up and down.
"Okay, okay, be careful with my watch. If you break it, I'll hit you on the head."
Hearing this, Chen Mianmian's eyes lit up. Hehe, that's what she said, using people as bets is not as satisfying as using real money.
There will be money coming in again, mehahaha!
Chen Mianmian rode on the pig and let Zheng Xiuying lead the way.
She looked disgusted, thinking that Chen Mianmian riding a pig affected her image, and asked her to get off and walk.
"Why do you care about my image? I'm just doing the splits, it's none of your business. Hurry up, you're not as good as a good man if you dawdle!
Can you please be more straightforward, woman? "
Chen Mianmian excitedly patted the wild boar's back, which frightened the boar so much that it shuddered and ran away.
Everyone only had time to see Chen Mianmian's back and the last words she spoke before she could finish them.
"Hurry up...hurry up..."
"Fuck! Come on, how would I know where your dad is hiding?"
Chen Mianmian's voice came from the wild boar, and Zheng Xiuying finally reacted and chased after it.
The "four men who fell into the pit" looked at each other, and with their military intuition, they knew that there would definitely be a lively scene to watch.
So should I follow or not?
However, the members of the military dog team were not as hesitant as them. They just ran out with their dogs.
"Hurry up, hurry up, how much money do you think the captain can get back this time?"
"I guess the minimum is six thousand!"
"Given our captain's brutal... money-hungry... and frugal character, I think the high and low is eight thousand!"
"You guys have already guessed, so why not say anything too high? I guess ten thousand!!!"
The soldiers walked out while discussing. Even Dong Bowen, who was in a wheelchair, pulled the German Shepherd assigned to him forward.
"Go, Zhuifeng, hurry up and take your brother to see the fun. I'll give you some meat and bones when I come back! Go, go, go!"
Zhuifeng is a foodie. When he heard there were meat bones, he immediately pulled Dong Bowen and ran out.
The feeling of speeding made Dong Bowen exclaim in pleasure. The quality of his cousin Jianye’s wheelchair is really good!
"Is the mental state of the military dog team so advanced? It makes me so excited!"
Ding Men watched the departing figures with bright eyes. The urge to join the group became stronger and stronger. He chased after them. If he didn't watch the excitement, it would be as regrettable as skipping a meal.
The remaining three people looked at each other, and finally followed.
They wanted to see how powerful this weird little girl was, who could drive all the soldiers in the yard crazy.
While everyone was madly chasing Chen Mianmian, she had already passed by the military office building on a pig.
Originally, Su Chunsheng was watering the flowers on the windowsill, feeling that Chen Mianmian had been very quiet these days and praying that she would not run out and cause trouble.
The next second, a black wild boar carrying Chen Mianmian was seen running past.
"Dad across the street, let me see your cheering hands~~hands~hands~~~"
The wild boar was afraid that Chen Mianmian would sell it to him and kill it for meat, so it ran so hard that her voice trembled and echoed.
By the time Su Chunsheng reacted, Chen Mianmian had disappeared.
"Fuck! Chen Mianmian! You have to come back here! There are several military commanders over there, don't go over there and embarrass yourself!"
Su Chunsheng's roar came out from the window. The next second, most of the windows were opened. Chen Mianmian ran towards the leader and ran down the window.
"Hurry, hurry, grab a seat, if you're late you won't be able to see the excitement!!"
The officers, who were usually steady, were now like wild civets eating melons, rushing out with red faces, some even carrying brooms and dustpans, so that they could have something to do in their hands while watching the fun, which made them look more upright.
Some of them were holding freshly brewed tea in their hands. When necessary, they could even go up and pour tea for the leaders, entering the first scene of eating melons...
Listening to these people who were just watching the fun and making trouble, Su Chunsheng really wanted to shoot them all.
Based on his intuition that Chen Mianmian had cheated him so many times, he knew that these three crazy girls were definitely going to cause trouble again, so he should go and take a look.
You can do whatever harm you want in your own military region, but you can't embarrass yourself outside.
Chen Mianmian had no idea that just riding a pig would cause such a commotion. She also didn't know who Zheng Xiuying's old man was, but she knew that if she wanted to find someone, she should go to a crowded place.
So when he saw a lot of people gathered around the training ground, he rode his pig over there.
When she got outside the crowd, she was blocked by a huge crowd. The wall of people was so thick that she couldn't see what was inside.
So I just stood on the wild boar's back to watch.
Through layers of army green hats, Chen Mianmian finally saw a 400-meter obstacle race taking place inside.
Su Buyan's tall and fair figure was particularly conspicuous inside, and Chen Mianmian could see him at a glance.
The wild boar seemed to sense Chen Mianmian's intention to move forward, so it used its sharp fangs to push forward.
The soldiers who were pushed were quite angry at first. They were watching the fun without knowing the order of arrival. As a result, when they turned around, they saw a black wild boar staring at them.
I was so scared that I quickly stepped back.
"Fuck, wild boar!"
"Hey, don't squeeze me, someone is coming to watch the fun on a pig!"
Relying on the wild boar's huge body, Chen Mianmian squeezed from the last row to the first row. She felt a little embarrassed for disturbing everyone watching the fun, so she kept nodding and apologizing while riding on the boar.
"Sorry, sorry, my pig is naughty and wants to watch the fun. I have no choice but to give in. Thank you, thank you..."
They were originally from the Northern Military Region, but when they saw Chen Mianmian, their eyes lit up and they all poked their comrades around them. It was really worth it to come and watch the fun this time!
Before she knew it, Chen Mianmian was in the front row.
It was now time for Su Buyan to compete. As soon as the whistle sounded, he was like a low-flying cannonball. Whether he was crawling forward or jumping over the obstacle wall, everything was done smoothly.
From the moment the game started, his aura became like a sword drawn from its sheath, sharp and invincible.
Wherever he passed, a cloud of dust was stirred up, like a seven-colored auspicious cloud belonging to him, the god of death.
"One minute and twenty seconds!"
"Record broken, record broken!! Commander Su broke the military record for the 400-meter steeplechase. Awesome!!!"
Su Buyan listened to the cheers of the crowd, swallowed the rusty taste in his throat, and tried to slow down his heavy breathing.
He was just thinking that it would be nice if Mianmian could see it, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw the obedient figure riding on the pig.
In an instant, Su Buyan's eyes brightened, and his serious expression became gentle. He ran towards Chen Mianmian quickly and firmly.
Officers of the rank of division commander and above from various military regions were sitting at the registration office. They were happily discussing Su Buyan's performance. Among them, Chu Zheng and Song Chuliu had proud and cocky smiles on their faces.
"Hey, these are just children's little fights. Su Buyan is married. If he had been a boy before, he would have run faster!"
Song Chuliu's words made people from other military regions roll their eyes.
This is already fast. If it wants to be faster, it can just grow wings and fly.
"Thank you all for your kindness. Our military district has won the 400-meter steeplechase championship. As the home team, we didn't really want to win, but look at these kids. They're so hardworking, it's impossible to stop them."
Chu Zheng happily took advantage of the situation and thought to himself, no wonder that damn girl Chen Mianmian likes to show off, it feels so damn good!
However, as the deputy commander and the public relations backbone of the military region, he has to save face for other military regions.
"Su Buyan will come over later. I'll ask him to share his experience with the training. The progress of our military region must also drive the progress of the brother units in other military regions, hahahaha..."
Where is that guy? He should come over too... Shit!"
Chu Zheng looked around, originally with a smug and calm smile on his face, but when he saw the figure on the wild boar in front of the crowd, he just said the quintessence of Chinese culture and stood up.
When everyone saw that the person who could make the old fox change his expression was definitely not an ordinary person, they quickly followed his gaze and looked in the direction.
I saw a little girl riding a pig chatting with Su Buyan animatedly, and she even took out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat off the male ethics squad leader who always kept strangers away.
"Is that Su Buyan, who is not interested in women?"
"Isn't that a wild boar?"
"That's a girl riding the pig, right?"
"Old Chu, you guys are so mean! You didn't let us kill the wild boar for meat, but gave it to a little girl as a mount. I'm going to make a scene!!"
The officers, who were at least 38 years old, started chattering, and only Chu Zheng broke out in a cold sweat.
Didn’t he tell Chen Mianmian to stay at the base obediently? Wouldn’t such a long and deep ditch be able to trap her?
Just when Chu Zheng was thinking about quickly pulling these officers away and pretending they were not there, Chen Mianmian's bright eyes had already seen and locked onto him.
"Grandpa, you are here. I came to see you."
Chen Mianmian patted the wild boar, and it trotted over with a sweet and lovely smile on its face.
"Let me tell you, I didn't come out on my own initiative this time. Someone wanted to snatch Su Buyan from me. If I hold back this time, I'll be a fucking turtle in the pond.
If you dare to stop me again, I will write a big-character poster right now, accusing you of abusing half the country, killing a female pig hero, and catching spies..."
Hearing this, Chu Zheng's familiar headache came again, and he skillfully grabbed Chen Mianmian's mouthpiece.
"Dare to snatch a man from you? Be careful not to cause any injuries or loss of life. I'll take care of the rest."