Chen Mianmian, an ethologist who could understand animal languages, was sat on and killed by a long-lost brown bear. She then transmigrated into the original host, who had a missing mother, a viole...
Chapter 172 I'll show you a magic trick to ease the awkward atmosphere
After making such arrangements, the next morning, when Chen Mianmian went to return the cart, she went to Xue Yongsheng's house and made a scene.
The spy went there again last night and asked Xue Yongsheng to arrange for more people to enter the military area, this time with a lot of people.
Just as Chen Mianmian said, Xue Yongsheng was conflicted and worried about his wife and daughter. After much persuasion, he finally agreed.
But he also said that Chen Mianmian was a difficult shrew and she wanted another two thousand yuan, otherwise she would continue to make trouble and it would easily affect the operation.
The spy had witnessed Chen Mianmian ransacking Xue Yongsheng's house and knew that she was not someone to be trifled with. If he were to get entangled with her during the operation, he would be easily exposed.
So he really gave Xue Yongsheng two thousand yuan and asked him to send the person to the back mountain of the military dog base the next day no matter what method he used.
Listening to Xue Yongsheng's report, which was similar to what the dogs heard, Chen Mianmian nodded and reached out for money.
Xue Yongsheng gave her the thousand yuan he had counted out with a painful heart, but Chen Mianmian had not yet taken her hand back.
"What are you going to do? I've already given you a thousand!"
"Do you think I don't know you wanted two thousand? You're a simple guy, but now you're taking kickbacks. I don't care. Give me another five hundred. Otherwise, I'll file a report and you won't get a cent!"
Xue Yongsheng was so angry that he gritted his teeth. This damn girl knew everything!
There was no other way, Xue Yongsheng could only take out five hundred yuan and put it in her palm.
"That's right," Chen Mianmian happily put the money in his pocket, "It's because I'm kind-hearted, otherwise I wouldn't leave you a penny, huh, and starve your whole family to death!
The back mountain has been cleared. You can report this to Chu Laodeng later. He will approve your request. We will use the signal flare as a signal. Someone will then take you to rescue Xue Jiaren from the military district.
Hearing that his daughter could be rescued, Xue Yongsheng nodded happily.
After Chen Mianmian finished explaining her affairs, she was about to leave, but was stopped by Xue Yongsheng.
He took out a letter from his pocket, handed it over, and asked to give it to Chu Zheng after the matter was over!
"Why don't you just give it to me yourself? Chu Laodeng wants to beat you up!"
"I don't have the face to do that," Xue Yongsheng smiled bitterly. "After the mission is over, I will turn myself in. I feel ashamed of Uncle Chu's support and teachings over the years. You should help me."
Chen Mianmian smacked her lips. Five hundred yuan for delivering a letter was not a bad deal, so she nodded readily. As soon as she put the letter in her pocket, Xue Yongsheng bowed to her again.
"It's my fault for not raising you well that I almost ruined you. I'm sorry. I apologize on behalf of my beloved. I hope you can let her live."
Hearing this, Chen Mianmian frowned, and a cold look flashed in his eyes.
"Your daughter is a human being, so I am not? If your apology is effective, what is the point of having police? I hate someone, I can just shoot him and then apologize!
Xue Yongsheng, don't think that the sunshine I gave you will just shine. The hatred between your daughter and me will never end in this life!
After saying that, Chen Mianmian snorted coldly and left. When she closed the door, she saw the sadness and complexity in Xue Yongsheng's eyes.
But these are not what she wants to pay attention to. After returning to the military area, Chen Mianmian will report the news she has received. Her task is to guard the military dog base and not let any spy escape.
The rest is not her concern.
When we returned to the base, there were already a lot of boxes of guns piled up in the yard, and the officers looked listless and sleepy.
Wild Boar and the dogs came up to report to Chen Mianmian that the spy came back in the middle of the night and hid in the original warehouse. In the morning, he put a bag of powder into the water bucket in the cafeteria, but no one knew what it was.
Because everyone was secretly watching, the bucket of water remained untouched, and the plan worked.
Later, the water was used on the pigs in the military area. The pigs fell asleep and could not be woken up even if they were hit. In order to cooperate, everyone pretended to be drugged.
"Damn it! Why am I so sleepy today? I'm going to go to the fish pond and fish to wake myself up."
"I'm going to go back and get some sleep, then work tonight! Send those bastards back home!"
After a while, the yard of the base became empty. Chen Mianmian lay in the shade of the training ground. The wolf cubs surrounded her, humming and humming, their fur smelling of the sun, which made her doze off as well.
After an unknown amount of time, the wolf cubs who were also sleeping next to Chen Mianmian suddenly moved their ears.
The smartest dead ghost raised his little head vigilantly and looked towards the fish pond with deep eyes. At that moment, he looked like the wolf king in the mountains.
[Mom, it smells like a stranger! ]
Lots and lots of flavors!
Chen Mianmian's eyes flashed, and she curled the corners of her mouth. Damn, it's finally here. If it doesn't come soon, she will really fall asleep!
She seemed to hear some noise, stood up and wanted to see what was going on, only to see a group of ferocious-looking people rushing in.
"You, who are you? Ah!! Don't come over here~"
Chen Mianmian shouted in panic, stamped her feet and shook her head in fear, screaming to call someone over.
However, at this moment everyone had fallen into a deep sleep, and the entire military dog base was like an isolated island in the sky, forming a sharp contrast with the bustling competition field.
"Hey, I didn't expect there's a girl here. She's pretty. Hehe, even if you scream your throat out today, no one will come to save you!"
The spies came in smoothly and were full of confidence. They thought it was all due to their outstanding abilities and never thought it was a trick to catch a turtle in a jar.
Seeing Chen Mianmian's beautiful face, he instantly became extremely bold and came over with a lewd look on his face.
"Ah! Broken throat, broken throat... Don't come over here~"
Chen Mianmian imitated the heroine of a horror movie she had seen before, running away screaming, trying to fall every three steps, stagger every five steps, and also shaking her head and tail.
Not to mention, her exaggerated acting skills not only did not arouse the spies' suspicion, but made them even more excited.
"You guys check the ammunition and then move out. We're going to have some fun with this silly little bitch...hia hia hia hia..."
As she was speaking, Chen Mianmian fell at the door of the warehouse. Just as she was about to get up, the door opened from the inside, and the hidden spy could finally come out openly.
He looked down at Chen Mianmian with a lustful glint in his eyes.
Before, he watched Chen Mianmian and Su Buyan kissing, and that coquettish look had already aroused him. Now that this base has become their territory, why should he endure it?
Just then, all the boxes in the yard were opened, and brand new machine guns were exposed to everyone's sight, and the spies cheered excitedly.
With these, they can achieve great achievements and enjoy endless wealth and glory in the future!
"Hurry, hurry, move them quickly. We'll use these to deal with those stinky soldiers later. Hahahaha, how cool will that be!"
While they were busy moving arms, Chen Mianmian was dragged into the warehouse by several men. They tore off her coat with lewd smiles and found a shirt underneath.
But it doesn’t matter, just tear it open again!
With a "swish" sound and Chen Mianmian's scream, the shirt was torn to pieces, revealing the layer of shirt underneath...
Everyone: ( ̄ー ̄)
Damn, in this hot summer, who would wear so many layers of clothes?
Layers on the left and right, like an onion? ??? ヽ(`Д′)
Faced with the speechless and angry expressions of these people, Chen Mianmian instead climbed up shyly.
"Oh~ I've always had a cold constitution, so I just need to wear more clothes~ Hurry up and continue, I only have four or five layers left before I'm naked~"
Looking at Chen Mianmian's excited and proactive expression, everyone finally realized that something was wrong and did not dare to step forward.
Seeing how cowardly they were, Chen Mianmian smiled even more cutely and mischievously.
"Don't be nervous, brothers! In that case, I'll perform a magic trick for you to ease the awkward atmosphere!"
After saying that, Chen Mianmian quickly climbed up a plastic shelf. Just when everyone tilted their heads to see what she was going to do, she turned on the power switch she had prepared.
A "sizzling" sound was heard, and the spies on the ground were trembling all over due to the sudden electric current, and some even foamed at the mouth.
"Hey, brothers, do you feel my enthusiasm? What? No? Then I'll give you some more!!"
When the spy went out, Chen Mianmian connected the wires on the ground. Together with the surrounding metal racks, as long as the power supply was connected, it would become a huge electrical box.
These electric currents will not kill people, but they will make them lose the ability to move instantly. Seeing that they were almost electrocuted, Chen Mianmian cut them open, waited for two seconds, and then turned on the switch.
So, under the bright blue sky, there were always crackling sounds in the warehouse, accompanied by flashes of light, which made the spies who were moving things extremely curious.
"Fuck, that woman couldn't be the reincarnation of an electric switch, why is she flashing so fast?"
“Maybe it’s more fun to create an atmosphere?”
Someone came over out of curiosity and, through the crack in the door, saw them dancing wildly and swaying in a glamorous manner.
Some of them had runny noses and tears, stuck out their tongues, lost their minds, and were still shaking.
"Fuck, this little girl is so happy, these people are crazy," the people outside widened their eyes, and immediately the green worms came to their heads, opened the door and ran in, "Ah hey, I'm here too~"
When the spies in the room saw someone coming in, they all wanted to shake their heads to warn, but it was too late.
“Sizzle!”
Chen Mianmian pressed the power button again, and the man started shaking his head and trembling along with everyone else!
"Hey guys~ Do you like my magic? Ahahaha, doesn't it feel like an electric shock? This is love!! Ahahahahahahahaha, let the love come even more fiercely!"
Chen Mianmian on the shelf pressed the rhythm control switch of "The Vast Horizon is My Love", and those people shook to the rhythm.
More and more people became curious and came in to see what was going on, so the number of contacts gradually expanded.
Someone was sweating profusely while carrying a box. He turned his head and looked through the warehouse window at the people inside, rolling his eyes in disdain.
"It's just a play with a woman, why are you all dancing around with joy? And you're even using switches to coordinate, that's not showing off enough!"
"Of course, the whole house is full of sparks and lightning, and you're not afraid of setting the house on fire!"
"Come out quickly, our feet are about to fly off the edge, and you guys are still so fucking happy."
After shouting inside, the spies continued to work silently. The people inside heard it and wanted to call for help, but they rolled their eyes because of the electric shock. To the people outside, it looked more like a provocation and they were scolded.
“Help, help!!”
The spies in the warehouse cried for help with tears in their eyes, and their words were tinged with electronic music. Chen Mianmian looked at this group of people who were trying to escape slowly like Plants vs. Zombies, and took the prepared bricks and knocked them all down one by one.
After more than a dozen people in the room fell down, Chen Mianmian made a bored sound.
"You rubbish! You can't even handle this little bit of electricity! You want to fuck me? Dream on!!"
Chen Mianmian jumped off the shelf and walked out of the warehouse. Those who were moving the arms were stunned.
Is this woman so powerful that she can just walk out with so many men as if nothing happened?
Stared at by these burning gazes, Chen Mianmian shyly covered her face, put her legs like a quail, and smiled shyly at them.
"Hey~ Why are you looking at me like that? I'm shy," Chen Mianmian said in a coquettish voice, "Everyone, don't be so nervous~ I'm a weak little girl who can't take care of myself, what dangerous things can I do~
Seeing how nervous everyone is, I'll sing a song for you to ease the awkward atmosphere~ All the geigei in the room were completely captivated by my heavenly voice!
After he finished speaking, Chen Mianmian cleared his throat, and as the signal flares were fired from the sky, he sang a song called "We Are Soldiers".
"We are soldiers, what's the difference~"
Chen Mianmian commanded the wild boars that had been waiting for a long time to rush out. The agents carrying the boxes didn't even have a chance to react before they were directly sent flying several meters.
"Just because we are all wearing plain military uniforms..."
The officers who pretended to be asleep all ran out with machine guns and started firing at the spies.
"Ahahahaha, these are all mine, no one is allowed to snatch them from me!!"
The officers, all in their forties, were like tigers coming down the mountain. Some of them didn't like using guns, so they just picked up machetes and went over, killing one head at a time. It was so quick and efficient.
Chen Mianmian looked at the blood spurting out, turned around and pointed to the warehouse at the dogs waiting for orders.
"They don't clap when they listen to my songs, castrate those bastards!"
[Okay!]
[I'm best at anal digging~]
The dogs ran in happily, and the next second they heard the men's miserable cries. Chen Mianmian covered her ears and pretended not to feel sorry for them.
"Oh, I am a kind-hearted person and I cannot bear to see so much killing." He turned around and took out a machine gun from the corner and said, "Let me use the Equality of All Beings Device to help them to be liberated!
Meow ha ha ha! Tell me, is my singing good? Why aren’t you applauding? Do you look down on me? I’ll beat you to death!
As soon as she finished speaking, she joined the shooting team. Chen Mianmian didn't know how many spies had run in, but as the captain of the military dog team, if she didn't take some heads, how could she extort more when she asked for credit... and ask for benefits!
The spies did not expect to be ambushed. Even though they carried guns with them, they were quickly put in a passive situation and had no choice but to flee in panic.
However, at this time, the road leading to the back mountain had been blocked, and these people could only enter but not exit. From the base to the fish pond, and from the fish pond to the back mountain, there were soldiers lying in ambush with eager eyes.
Zheng Fuxi at the fish pond even held a rocket launcher and blew out the spies hiding in the water.
Seeing the bodies of the spies floating up like upturned fish, he roared even more excitedly.
“Run, run!!”
The spies saw that the road was blocked, and finally had no choice but to rush towards the only exit of the base, thinking that there would always be a way to survive there.
However, just as they opened the door and rushed out, the leader disappeared, and the people behind him didn't even have time to see clearly and ran out as well.
Seeing the people in front falling into the pit like dumplings, he wanted to brake suddenly, but Chen Mianmian was stabbing them one by one with the barrel of a machine gun from behind.
The machine gun had just fired a burst of bullets, and the barrel was so hot that it seemed like it could be used to roast meat. In summer, people don't wear much, so a poke was like stamping a pig. The spies were so burned that they fell down, holding their buttocks.
After pushing the last person in, Chen Mianmian stood at the edge of the pit, looking down at the spies who had been turned into "candied haws" by the newly added barbs in the pit, and spat with disdain!
"Damn, what are you guys doing pretending to be? You're all dead here, right?"