Chapter 178: Come quickly, he wants to assassinate the commander; I can’t get him, my pig

Chen Mianmian had arranged everything here, thinking of taking a look at Su Buyan from afar.

There are many handsome guys in the army, but none of them is as handsome as Su Buyanbai, none of them has the mole under his eyebrow, and none of them is shy and blushes easily.

No matter how happy Chen Mianmian is, she can never be as attracted by the man at home.

Call the sow over, ride on it, and stroll leisurely to the gate.

From a distance, Chen Mianmian could already see our soldiers standing there in unison.

The welcoming team was composed of tall men over 1.85 meters tall, some of whom had even fought on the battlefield and killed people. The murderous aura in their bodies seemed to be able to break through the sky.

When Xiao Rizi and Xiao Piaoliang's visiting group came over, everyone's eyes followed them.

Those little guys who had originally had relaxed expressions and disdain in their eyes suddenly seemed to be pierced by countless sharp swords.

Those burning eyes, though silent, still expressed the desire to kill them.

The pretty girls also received the baptism of gazes. Song Chuliu waited there with a smile, and only when he saw them coming to him did he extend his hand in friendship.

Su Buyan followed the visiting delegation and kept an eye on them.

Chen Mianmian saw her man among the crowd at a glance.

No matter how scorching the sun is, Su Buyan's skin is always glowing white, which makes people envious and jealous!

Just as Chen Mianmian was looking at Su Buyan, she suddenly caught a glimpse of a malicious smile out of the corner of her eye.

The man had an obvious face of a daydreamer. Following his gaze, he seemed to be quietly untying the leash of the wolfhound in his hand.

The man was looking at Song Chuliu, probably wanting to embarrass him in front of the entire army so as to give the Flower Planting Family a warning.

"Damn, it's really a small place, the methods they use are all inferior."

Chen Mianmian rolled her eyes, jumped off the wild boar and patted its back.

"Go ahead and kill that dog that's running towards you. Then go and knock its owner away. I'll give you five more corn buns later."

[Alright, look at my brutal collision!!]

Steamed cornbread is the reward that Chen Mianmian gives to the furry kids who behave well. It contains sugar and white flour, and is sweet and fragrant. Everyone tries their best to behave well in order to get a bite to eat.

Now that Chuangfei had a dog, he could have steamed bread to eat. The sow hummed happily twice and ran out at a speed of 60 kilometers per hour.

At the same time, Xiao Rizi over there really loosened the dog leash. He barked "Ah-leh-leh" in a strange manner, and the German Shepherd bypassed the visiting group at full speed and went straight to Song Chuliu.

“Woof woof woof!!”

The people on both sides of the line also saw it. Just as they were about to reach for their guns, the leader next to them raised his hand to stop them. If they shot because of a dog at this time, the little people would have a lot to talk about.

To put it mildly, we are making a fuss out of nothing; to put it more seriously, the flower growers are timid.

The guards around Song Chuliu are no pushovers, and there are sharpshooters on standby nearby. If anyone dares to bite them, they will be shot to death.

When Song Chuliu saw the dog coming, his eyes narrowed dangerously. What a damn day, it thought of something weird as soon as it got here.

Looking up at the visiting group who were watching the show, he was brainstorming how to deal with the situation appropriately when a wild boar grunted and rushed over.

Song Chuliu and others' eyes lit up and they calmed down instantly.

The visiting delegation was stunned. Where did this wild boar come from?

[Silly dog, I'll kill you! ! ]

The wild boar blocked the wolfdog's path and charged at it with all its might. Although she was a sow and had no fangs, her strength should not be underestimated.

The wolfdog felt the danger of its life and wanted to turn around, but it was too late.

The wild boar lifted his body up into the air in an instant, and then dropped him with a "pia" sound.

That’s not all. The wild boar looked at the wolfdog foaming at the mouth and gave it a intensive massage with its four hooves.

The people around could only hear the sound of bones breaking, and the wolfdog was vomiting blood and losing its life.

“ko no ya ro u (bastard)!”

The man who had bad intentions just now rushed out with red eyes. The wild boar saw this and thought it was a good thing, so he didn't even need to look for him anymore.

He kicked the wolfhound away and ran towards the man.

"Do ke ​​(dodge), ta su ke te (help)!!"

Seeing the wild boar rushing towards him, the man didn't care about the wolfhound anymore and ran towards the visiting group screaming.

But once a wild boar has identified its target, it is not easy to escape.

The wild boar rushed into the crowd, charging violently and knocking down those who were slow to react.

The visiting delegation, who had just been enjoying the show, now turned into a group of crazy people running around in disarray.

As for the man who felt guilty about his actions, after being knocked away by the wild boar and turning 720 degrees in the air, he did a big split when he landed. Then, with a "swish" sound, his pants were torn open, revealing the emerald green boxer briefs underneath.

Tsk, this color is quite similar to the green hat that Chen Mianmian sewed for Chen Dayong.

Seeing that its target couldn't escape, the wild boar grunted twice and was about to continue flying.

The group of people who came with them finally reacted and pulled out their guns to shoot the wild boar.

Just when everyone was about to draw their guns, a wailing sound suddenly came from far away.

Chen Mianmian ran over wearing patched clothes, knocked the man who pulled out the gun away, grabbed his hair and screamed.

"Hurry up, someone, he's trying to assassinate the commander!!! (broken voice)"

As he spoke, Chen Mianmian kicked the man who pulled out the gun in the vitals, and raised his hand to slap him twice. His blows were fast, accurate and ruthless, catching the man off guard.

Xiao Rizi watched his companion being beaten and became a mess. He cursed and wanted to kill Chen Mianmian.

Song Chuliu snorted coldly and raised his hand. The soldiers lined up around him immediately took up their guns. The next step was to load the guns, and the next step was to aim...

“Although you are foreign guests, you have no right to shoot and kill the people of my Flower Growing Family in front of our soldiers.

Are you here for a peaceful visit or to stir up trouble?"

The translator beside the little ones conveyed Song Chuliu's words. Their faces darkened, but they also knew not to be too impulsive.

"It was clearly this woman who started it first. Why do you say we started it? I don't think you are sincere in letting us come here.

Commander Song, is this how you treat guests in the Flower Garden?"

The leader of the Xiaorizi visiting group was Fujii Shota, who was angry and ready to use morality to suppress Song Chuliu.

"Bullshit," Chen Mianmian on the side let go of the little guy's hair, stood over with his hands on his hips, "It was obviously you who wanted to assassinate our Commander Song.

You let the dog rush over to distract everyone, then arranged for the assassination, then said it was an accidental discharge, and finally dealt with the two translators or something, you're just trying to shirk responsibility, right?"

Chen Mianmian was firing like a machine gun, and the translator on the other end was foaming at the mouth.

After finishing the translation, he gave Chen Mianmian a resentful look. What did it have to do with him? Why should he take the blame?

Xiao Rizi was confused by Chen Mianmian's words, and he subconsciously proved himself by saying that the wolfdog broke free and ran away on its own and it was not intentional.

However, the next second, Chen Mianmian dragged the wolfdog's body over and threw it in front of Xiao Rizi.

He then went to grab the leash from the trainer who was doing the splits.

The man didn't want to give it to her at first, but Chen Mianmian raised her hand and slapped him, forcing him to snatch it away in the end.

The two pieces of evidence were thrown in front of Xiao Rizi. Chen Mianmian stood on tiptoe, raised her head and began to question.

"Come on, come on, tell me the dog broke free on its own, why is its collar fine, the connection of the leash is also fine, there is no sign of looseness.

It was obvious that someone deliberately let him go and tried to hurt our Commander Song.

We are a great country, and we know how to be happy when friends come from afar. We treated you with fine wine and delicious food, and you want to assassinate us! (broken voice)

With Chen Mianmian leading the way ahead, it was easy for Song Chuliu to follow suit.

He frowned, snorted coldly and looked at Fujii Souta.

"Mr. Fujii, I think we need an explanation. Why was the dog that came with you released without permission and attacked me on such an important occasion?

Or is it that Mr. Fujii is dissatisfied with our country's hospitality and wants to show his power?"

As soon as these words came out, Fujii Souta broke out in a cold sweat.

Their investigation said that Song Chuliu, the commander of the Northern Military Region, was a rough man with no brains at all. This is unscientific!

But if he continued talking now, the opportunity had been lost. The foreign guests from the beautiful country nearby were already getting impatient. Fujii Souta could only narrow his eyes and look at the trainer who was more of a hindrance than an aid.

He just walked over, raised his hands and started punching the man left and right, hitting him ten times in the face, until all his front teeth fell out.

"I wonder if Commander Song is satisfied with my handling of this matter!"

Fujii Souta forced a smile, as if he was wearing a mask.

The translator on the other side also conveyed the message. Song Chuliu felt that it was a good thing to have the upper hand on their first day of meeting. He couldn't really let him kill anyone, as that would damage the diplomatic reputation.

He coughed lightly and was about to nod when Chen Mianmian sat on the ground, slapping her thigh and howling.

"Oh my God, I'm unlucky! I was just herding the pigs when they were startled by the barking of the dog.

It's still feeding milk. If there's no milk, those little piglets will starve to death.

My family depends on this little pig milk to survive, these little bastards are killing me~"

Fujii Souta looked at Chen Mianmian sitting on the ground and throwing a tantrum. Even though he didn't understand what she said, he knew that she definitely didn't say anything nice.

Sure enough, after hearing the translator's retelling, he just felt that his blood pressure was a little high.

"It was obviously your pig that killed my dog!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Mianmian raised her eyes, which were thunderous but without any action, and glared at him.

"What? It was clearly your dog that scared my pig, and now you're trying to deny it.

Oh, I don’t want to live anymore. I scared away all the pigs’ milk. What are the piglets going to do in the future? I can’t win. I’m going to hang myself in front of you now!

Chen Mianmian pretended to untie her belt and hang herself, but was quickly stopped by Song Chuliu, who turned to look at Fujii Souta.

"Mr. Fujii, this is a pig farmer in our military district. He grew up in the countryside and is a bit rough. Please forgive me for making fun of him!

You guys are in high positions, so you definitely wouldn't bother with this girl, right?"

Fujii Souta's teeth were almost broken, but he could only smile and nod, because they were in the wrong first.

But in the next second, what Song Chuliu said almost made him angry to death.

"Then again, the dog was killed due to your negligence. Although our military district is generous and doesn't care, you injured the wild boar and affected its milk production. You do have to pay compensation!"

Fujii Souta looked at Song Chuliu's innocent look, then at Chen Mianmian crying and shouting, and felt that he should not go out today.

Seeing that Fujii Souta didn't know what to do, Chen Mianmian rolled her eyes in disgust and got up from the ground.

"Okay, you foreign officials came here just to bully us ordinary people, right? You won't pay me back, right? I'm going to the newspaper office to expose you now.

Let the reporters see, you are bullying the common people of China, you are just trying to provoke a national war! ”

Hearing what Chen Mianmian said, Fujii Souta's face turned pale, while the people on Song Chuliu's side pursed their lips and tried hard to hold back their laughter.

She used it. Chen Mianmian used the trick of accusing others of wrongdoing. When she used it on them at the beginning, she just wanted to tear her mouth apart.

But why do I feel so good now?

In recent years, all countries have been working hard to recover and dare not provoke war easily. If this were to be reported.

Their visiting delegation provoked trouble between the two countries because of a pig. Fujii Shota didn't even need to go back to the country and could just commit suicide by seppuku.

"Okay, how much compensation do you want?"

Fujii Souta never thought that one day he would talk to a pig-raising woman.

"How much? How much do you say? These pigs of mine are wild boars from the mountains. The piglets are all fat, but now the milk has been scared away.

My piglets will become skinny due to starvation, and I will have to spend more food to feed them. When they grow up, they won’t be as fat as other pigs. I won’t accept this. If you don’t give me money, I will hang myself in front of you!”

Fujii Souta no longer wanted to listen to Chen Mianmian's words, so he took out a wad of money from his pocket and threw it over. It looked like there were at least three hundred yuan.

But this action made Chen Mianmian react even more strongly.

"Oh, I'm not right. This guy looks down on me. It was obviously his dog that scared my pig, but he still threw money on the ground to humiliate me.

You little bastards are deliberately bullying us ordinary people. You just can't hold your farts in!"

After listening to Chen Mianmian's words, some soldiers' eyes were red and they put their fingers on the trigger.

This national hatred and family feud cannot be easily wiped out. It is a hatred engraved in the bones of all citizens of the Flower-growing Country.

The little guys felt a faint murderous intent and felt that if they did not meet the conditions of this crazy woman today, they would probably die on the first day.

Thinking of this, the other people quickly took out their money, bowed and handed it to Chen Mianmian with both hands.

She took a stack here and a stack there, and took off one of the people's watches. The dial was obviously purely mechanical and high-end, so she gave it to Buyan to wear when she got home.

The man looked at his bare wrist and wanted to get angry, but was stopped by the people he was traveling with.

If they get enraged now and really hit this woman, the people from the Flower-Growing Family will take the opportunity to escalate the problem. Not only will they become criminals, but it is even uncertain whether they can return alive.

In a short while, Chen Mianmian had at least a thousand yuan plus a watch in her hand. She stood up with satisfaction and a smile on her face.

"Oh, thank you all for the money. I told you that you are not those malicious invaders. You are here for friendly exchanges with a peaceful heart.

I'm not educated, so I won't embarrass myself here. I believe you high-ranking officials won't bother with a country girl like me. Hey, I'm leaving first! ! "

Chen Mianmian patted the sow and rode on it, swinging her short legs and counting the money excitedly.

"One North, Le North... He Te... Three North..."