Understands Animal Language, Travels to the 60s: I'm the Best in the Family Compound

Chen Mianmian, an ethologist who could understand animal languages, was sat on and killed by a long-lost brown bear. She then transmigrated into the original host, who had a missing mother, a viole...

Chapter 237 What the hell is this? I want to sue them for violating my portrait rights

Chapter 237 What the hell is this? I want to sue them for violating my portrait rights

"Only 100,000? Who are you looking down on?"

Chen Mianmian snatched the telegram. It was sent from the imperial capital, saying that the Russian Bear Country had gone crazy and was offering a reward to the entire world for a low-key spy lurking in the Flower-Growing Country.

Her name is Fujiwara Ni Mama, and she says she has an older sister, whose identity in the flower-growing family is Chen Xiumei...

"Puff!" Chen Mianmian looked at the news and suddenly stopped being angry. "Should we burn a stick of incense for Chen Xiumei, whom we have never met?

I'm grateful for her drawing fire for me, but she deserves it. Who made her a spy?

Chen Mianmian felt that one stick of incense was too much, and at least scolding her was considered merciful.

"With this information, they might not even be able to find me even after they find me and bury me."

She smacked her lips in dissatisfaction. In her previous life, many countries offered a reward of several hundred million for her capture alive, but here, it was only a hundred thousand. How stingy!

"Actually, they have a reward for your portrait," Su Buyan said with a strange expression as he took out a piece of paper. "This was thrown over from the border."

When she heard about the portrait, Chen Mianmian quickly opened it to see how much of her beauty was restored.

You won’t know the result until you see it. I was so angry that I wanted to hang myself.

"What the hell is this? Its eyes are like green beans, its nose is like a garlic clove, and its big mouth and fork are charging tolls from east to west.

Is this even human? Isn't this a re-creation of an alien? Ah!! These bastards, I'm going to sue them for violating my portrait rights, fuck @#¥&..."

Twenty thousand words of insults spewed out of Chen Mianmian's mouth. She had always been the one to irritate people, but today she was so angry that her blood pressure soared because of a bounty on her portrait.

She, the half of the sky mentioned by the great man, the heroine of the entire army, the top figure like a female eagle, was painted by these fools as if she had just evolved into a primate.

The above identity ensures that Chen Mianmian will be buried safely, and this portrait can ensure that her descendants will not be found.

Taken individually, the genes have nothing in common.

"My stunning beauty has been ruined like this!! Damn, a bunch of losers!"

Chen Mianmian was very cautious over there. Whenever she went out, she either kept herself well protected or was surrounded by Su Buyan and the others. Even if someone wanted to take a picture, all that was left were her afterimage and her back.

As a result, those people asked painters to try to create something similar based on the description, but they struggled and finally came up with an alien creature.

In fact, Su Buyan could guess a little bit that those people didn't want to capture Chen Mianmian alive at all. After all, all their negative information was with her.

If Chen Mianmian is caught by others, there is a risk of being discovered. Instead of that, it is better to catch her secretly by yourself.

Moreover, border patrols have already caught more than a dozen waves of people who tried to sneak in, all of whom were found by following the tire tracks.

However, the people of the Flower-Growing Country are not fools. They deliberately drove the same car around and then entered the territory of the Bear Country.

Just like this, it is mysterious and confuses people.

"Tomorrow our country will also announce that a small-time spy has infiltrated our grasslands and has been arrested and repatriated."

Dong Jingwu had obviously heard the news as well, and rushed over to inform Chen Mianmian, but was beaten to the punch by Su Buyan.

But this kid can't be as well-informed as I am. Thinking of this, Dong Jingwu puffed out his chest proudly.

When he got to Chen Mianmian, he bent back and even put on a flattering smile.

"Mianmian, you have made a contribution this time, and I will never let anything happen to you.

Not to mention that the Russians haven't locked onto you yet, even if they knew who you were, they wouldn't even think of touching you."

Ever since Chen Mianmian left such a big gift to the Bear Country, they are now in urgent need of an outlet.

Now, no matter whether they are living a normal life or not, they are looking for trouble with all their might.

On this day alone, people lurking in the Bear Country said that an internal investigation was underway, and anyone who had anything to do with Xiao Ri was taken away.

This has invisibly created great convenience for our people. They can get promoted without doing anything.

Today, our country also expressed support for the actions of the Bear Country, and by the way, secretly listed its hateful behaviors in daily life.

They also said that if the Russian Federation is trustworthy, they will provide technical support.

Who is better at finding spies in daily life than a flower grower?

Hearing this, Chen Mianmian gave Dong Jingwu a thumbs up. When it comes to being smart, our mother is really the best.

He not only protected his own shortcomings, but also took the opportunity to blackmail Xiao Rishi, and made the Bear Country express its gratitude.

"High, it's really high!"

Chen Mianmian was just bent on making trouble, but she didn't expect her mom to have already taken care of the aftermath. How resourceful she is!

"However, you were a little impulsive this time. I hope you can think carefully next time to avoid causing everyone to worry."

Dong Jingwu wanted to take the opportunity to get closer to Chen Mianmian, but just as he finished speaking, he saw that the little girl was obviously not interested and lowered her head to pick her fingernails.

He sighed silently, it seemed that he really was not liked by his granddaughter.

"Alright, alright, I won't say anything, you little girl..."

After Dong Jingwu finished speaking, Chen Mianmian seemed to be relieved.

"I'm hungry, let's eat!"

Chen Mianmian's eyes suddenly lit up. There was a bear in her car. She had thought of eating it, but then she felt that she couldn't eat it, and it would be a bargain for the people of the Bear Country.

Just marinate it with salt and it won’t go bad if you freeze it outside.

That bear had hundreds of pounds of meat and high-quality leather. Although it was bitten in several places by the bear, not to mention the bear quilt and mattress, the vest would definitely be fine.

"Come on, come on, I have something good, let's all try it today!"

Chen Mianmian's excited look made everyone curious. Chu Zheng and Song Chuliu were talking in the room at that time, and when they saw her, they ran over like a mouse.

Seeing her smug expression, I knew there must be something good, so I came out to join in the fun.

So everyone came to the first car. Su Buyan climbed up nimbly and slowly moved the box of gold bars to the outer layer. Slowly, a huge bear paw emerged.

The next second, a big bear head appeared in front of everyone, and Chen Mianmian heard gasps coming from all around.

"This, this is a bear? Did you bring the bear back?"

Song Chuliu was very excited and wanted to climb up as well, but his old arms and legs got stuck in the air and he tossed around for a long time, which scared the guards so much that they hurried to help him up.

After he went up, he touched the bear's stiff head. The bear's eyes were gray and had been dead for a long time, but one could still see its aura when it was alive.

The thick fur is very comfortable to touch, wow, it’s top quality!

"Of course, this is my stuff, and I will never let the Bear Country get any of it for free."

Chen Mianmian touched her nose, her face full of pride.

She organized people to carry the bear down, skin it, remove its two paws, and leave dozens of pounds of meat. The rest would be stewed tonight.

Hearing this, everyone cheered. They never thought they would be able to eat the meat of this creature in their lifetime.

Chen Mianmian put the bear skin, bear paws and meat away and took the meat back to divide it among the people.

I'll find someone who knows how to tan the leather and have my mother-in-law make everyone a vest, hat, shoes, etc. So we can wear them out during the New Year and look really cool.

The bear head will be made into a specimen and hung on the wall, so that she can show off her heroic posture at that time to others, hehe!

Chen Mianmian can't wait to go back and show off!

That night, the air above the camp was filled with the rich aroma of meat. Not only the soldiers, but even the wild boars and wolves could taste the meat.

Chen Mianmian finally got to eat the legendary steamed bear paw, um~ top quality~ Xuan~

With the end of the carnival, Chen Mianmian and others left the border defense force early the next day in the morning sun on the grassland.