Chapter 258 Turn east, gogogo; King, you misunderstood me

"Don't worry, niece, there's nothing I, Hu Lao San, don't know about along the way.

Doesn’t the dagger I gave you look nice? I usually don’t want to use it unless I’m killing someone.

Oh my god, I’ve ridden a dog sled before, but this is my first time riding a wolf sled. It’s so fucking awesome! Hehe!

Because Chen Mianmian just said that she didn't know the way, Wen Heping choked for a few seconds, his mouth twitched, and then he found his good friend Hu Laosan and asked him to lead the way.

Originally, Hu Laosan seemed like a tough guy the last time he saw him, but as they were coming out, Chen Mianmian discovered that he was a complete chatterbox.

Haha, pure!

Even in weather of more than thirty degrees below zero, he kept talking without stopping, not afraid of getting a stomach full of wind or farting.

Half an hour after setting off, Chen Mianmian was almost frozen stiff, but Hu Laosan was still talking.

I wish I could tell the whole story from the creation of the world to the Three Kingdoms period.

"Uncle Hu, aren't your teeth cold?"

"Why are your teeth cold? Uncle Hu is in good health!

Turn, turn, turn east of the crooked tree in front..."

Hu Laosan's words made Chen Mianmian roll her eyes secretly. If she knew the directions, would she still need to find someone to lead the way?

"Go east, go go go..."

Suddenly, Hu Laosan became excited, and Chen Mianmian was still wondering how this middle-class man could speak English.

It seems that the education in Heilongjiang Province is quite impressive!

As a result, the next second, the wolf cubs turned the corner and fell directly into the ditch. The sled was also overturned. Chen Mianmian saw a white screen in front of his eyes and flew out.

With a loud thud, she fell headfirst into the snowdrift. The waist-deep snow buried her, leaving only her calves.

"Oh my god, girl, are you okay? Uncle is here to save you!

I'm yelling "Ditch, ditch, ditch!" Why are you still rushing forward? Don't fall down, or Wen Heping will skin me alive."

When Chen Mianmian was pulled out, her nose was full of snow.

Hu Laosan's hand was like a steel wool, sweeping back and forth across Chen Mianmian's face.

She felt no pain from falling, but it hurt so much from him rubbing her.

[Mom, mom, come quickly, there's a big one! ]

Just when Chen Mianmian was about to be beaten to a pulp by Hu Laosan, she suddenly heard the screams of the dead ghost at the bottom of the ditch.

I quickly looked down and saw a large creature with orange and black patterns lying in the white snow.

Only a few big claws were left exposed. If it weren't for the wolf cubs, they wouldn't be able to see them.

"What the hell, Tiger?"

Chen Mianmian's legs went weak and she was so scared that she almost fell to the ground. She quickly called the wolf cubs over.

Just looking at its size, it is already an adult tiger. With a weight of more than 500 pounds and powerful explosive power, it can smash their heads like smashing watermelons.

It’s unclear what the tiger’s situation is, so it’s better to stay away from it.

[Mom, it's okay, it's dead. Look, it's not moving.]

The bastard jumped directly onto the tiger's belly and stepped on it, looking very proud.

[Mom, didn’t you say you wanted to soak it in wine? Let’s take it back and soak it in wine.

Give us the meat! !】

I have eaten bear meat, wild boar meat, and rabbit meat, but I have never eaten tiger meat.

I don’t know what it feels like!

Chen Mianmian breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that the tiger didn't move even after the ghost had tortured it so hard.

Slide down the ditch slowly and observe the tiger up close.

An adult male tiger is about two and a half meters long, excluding the tail, one and a half meters tall at the shoulder, and weighs about five hundred kilograms.

There were no obvious external injuries, but there were burn marks on the beard.

Chen Mianmian frowned and searched around, finally finding a piece of wire, and immediately laughed out of anger.

This stupid cat must have chewed the wires and electrocuted itself. No wonder the phone call couldn’t be connected!

Chen Mianmian showed the wire with teeth marks to Hu Laosan, and his eyes were filled with speechlessness.

"This thing is really huge, we can at least have a meal with it if we drag it back.

Besides, these tiger penis and tiger bones are all good stuff. You can take some back and give them to your wife to drink. It’s very nourishing!”

"Haha, Uncle Hu, there's no need for tiger whip. I just want tiger bones."

Su Buyan is very capable and currently does not need any external help.

If she drinks any more of those weird things, she won't be able to handle it.

While saying it was a pity, Hu Laosan squatted down to figure out where to start from to skin the tiger. Tiger skin is also a good thing.

This tiger was electrocuted to death, but its skin is intact and completely fine. How awesome!

"Uncle Hu, please be careful. We don't know if it's really dead yet."

Chen Mianmian didn't check it thoroughly and was still a little worried. After all, the tiger was too strong and naturally gave people a sense of oppression.

"It's already electrified, why should I be careful? If it has the ability, it will get up and kill me.

Let me tell you, back then your uncle wanted to be awesome, holding a dagger and killing people from east to west in the military camp without even blinking an eye!

Hu Laosan was gesturing with the tiger's paw, very excited.

But Chen Mianmian's eyes became more and more frightened, her hands trembled and she spoke cautiously.

"Uncle, uncle, you, you put down Brother Tiger's paw first, and then walk over slowly.

Damn it, come to me quickly!"

"Oh, it's okay, it's just a dead tiger, what are you afraid of.

If it dares to open its eyes, I will stab it to death!"

Hu Laosan thought that Chen Mianmian was afraid of dead bodies and was bragging about it shamelessly.

As a result, when he turned his head, he saw that the tiger that was electrocuted had opened its eyes, and its pair of golden pupils looked at him dimly, which scared him all over.

Then his mind suddenly jumped and he reached out to close the tiger pupils.

"Haha, sometimes dead people will suddenly open their eyes. It's okay, it's okay!"

As soon as Hu Laosan finished speaking, his tiger eyes opened again, and his pupils turned into pointed vertical pupils, carrying a murderous aura.

"Damn it, it's okay, the tiger is alive!!"

After confirming that the tiger was alive, Hu Laosan did not stay any longer and rushed out directly, taking Chen Mianmian away with him.

"roar!!"

[Ah! ! It was humans who knocked me out. I'm going to kill you!]

The tiger's roar made Hu Laosan's whole body numb, his adrenaline surged rapidly, and he ran away loudly.

Chen Mianmian was strangled by him, her feet off the ground, and she felt a little dead.

[Mom, how did this big guy survive? ]

The damn guys followed behind him, running and yelling. Chen Mianmian rolled her eyes and punched Hu Laosan's arm.

She didn’t know how the big guy was alive, but Chen Mianmian felt that if she was not let go, she would die!

As a result, Hu Laosan thought Chen Mianmian wanted him to let go, so he tightened his grip even more.

"Don't worry, niece. Even if your uncle is eaten, you won't die.

I'll lure the tiger away in a moment, and you quickly get on the sled and run. With so many wolves pulling you, you'll definitely survive!"

The tiger's roar behind him was getting louder and louder, and the heavy footsteps were getting closer and closer. Hu Laosan knew the tiger was approaching without looking back.

He took out the pistol from his waist, ready to take Chen Mianmian to a safe place and have a life-and-death fight with the tiger.

I just don't believe that this divine artifact of equality of all things can be turned over by cadres!

"Uncle Hu, you, you put me down, I can bite the tiger, I really can, please let me go..."

Chen Mianmian felt like she was going to spit out her tongue. How could a good person escape by having his throat choked? At least he could be carried around the waist.

"Don't worry, kid. Uncle Hu isn't that kind of villain. As long as Uncle Hu is still alive, he will definitely take you away... ah..."

Before Hu Laosan could finish his words, he felt a strong force hit him and he flew up into the air.

Chen Mianmian was not spared either. After turning 360 degrees in the air, she landed on the back of the big tiger with a pia.

The eyes of the man and the tiger were only five centimeters apart, and Chen Mianmian had already thought of the epitaph in her mind.

[Human! Get off my back!]

"My lord, look at you. I finally managed to save you. How could you be so cruel to me?"

Chen Mianmian forced a smile, slowly slid down from the tiger's back, and then knelt on the ground with a pious look on her face.

[What do you mean by saving me? You were the ones who knocked me out. I even heard you want to eat me!]

Lao Hu was very curious that Chen Mianmian could understand what he said, but his eyes were still full of vigilance.

The wolf cubs had already surrounded her at this moment. Seeing that Chen Mianmian was in danger, they all crouched down and prepared to attack.

But Chen Mianmian stopped him with a wave of her hand. At the moment, it seemed that the tiger could still be fooled, so she decided not to attack if she could avoid it.

Given the tiger's fighting power, even if everyone wins, they will still suffer heavy losses.

The second situation is that the entire army is wiped out and the tiger is starved to death.

"Your Majesty, you really misunderstood me. I was the one who saved you."

Think back, did you bite or step on anything before you fainted?

Chen Mianmian spoke softly and knelt on the ground obediently, which made Tiger unconsciously follow the rhythm and his brain started working automatically.

I was chasing a rabbit, and my foot slipped and I fell into a ditch. My teeth scraped against something, and my eye went black.

When I woke up, I saw that human holding my paw and saying he was going to kill me!

Chen Mianmian smiled stiffly, thinking that she didn't check the almanac before going out today, so how come she encountered such a thing.

"My King, you were confused and misheard. We didn't say we were going to eat you, we were going to protect you.

You don’t know that if we hadn’t woken you up, you would have frozen to death.

Not to mention eating you, even your tiger penis and tiger bones will be used to make wine~"

After saying that, Chen Mianmian called out to the wolf cubs beside him.

"Can't you see the king is awake? Go catch some rabbits or something for him to eat~"

[Mom, we're leaving. What are you going to do? You won't get ci!]

"Hurry up and catch some rabbits for it to eat. If it's full, it won't eat me. Otherwise, neither of us can escape. Hurry up~"

Chen Mianmian kept her lips still and whispered to the wolf cubs to go hunting quickly.

With their current level of skills, it is easy and enjoyable to get some meat.

When the tiger heard that there was meat to eat, his eyes became much clearer, and he didn't have such murderous intent when looking at Chen Mianmian.

Chen Mianmian breathed a sigh of relief, and carefully moved from kneeling to sitting. She rummaged through her pockets and took out the two candies that Wen Heping had given her last time.

Quickly dig it up and put it on the ground for the big tiger to eat.

"My lord, this is the elixir I prepared for you. Once you take it, you won't feel uncomfortable. Is your tongue numb now, and are you feeling some pain all over your body?"

How do you know?

Chen Mianmian smiled slightly at the tiger's surprised look.

Nonsense, its beard is almost electrocuted, how can its tongue not hurt? It's lucky that it didn't die from the electric shock.

It’s also because the tiger has a good physique. If it were a monkey, it would probably have become erect.

“Haven’t you heard of my name? I’m a well-known expert in bear cultivation.

There was a bear that was so tall before, and its stomach was torn open so badly that its intestines fell out. I sewed it up and the bear also gave me a big box of gold.

The wolf queen from the wolf pack on the next hill had difficulty giving birth, and I was the one who delivered the baby. She also gave me several boxes of gold.

My medical skills are excellent, and I have zero negative reviews. You deserve it~"

After Chen Mianmian finished speaking, she made a heart shape with her hands to Tiger, trying to make herself look particularly reliable.

[Really? These two little things really work?]

"Ouch~ My rib cage, my hip joint, my lumbar disc~"

Just when the tiger was about to be persuaded by Chen Mianmian, Hu Laosan finally crawled out of the snow pile.

The tiger watched him move, and remembered the scene where his paws were being manipulated and he said he wanted to eat it. The murderous intent in his pupils reawakened.

Chen Mianmian sensed that the atmosphere was not right, so she rushed over, grabbed Hu Laosan's hair and knocked him to the ground.

With a thud, he fainted as he wished and fell flat on the ground. The whole world was quiet.

"My king, please eat the candy...it's a magic pill. I guarantee you'll feel much better after eating it."

Lao Hu didn't hear Hu Lao San's voice, and Chen Mianmian herself felt very safe and her emotions were not so sharp.

Seeing that she invited him so sincerely, Tiger King decided to give it a try reluctantly.

The candy was very small, not even as big as the tiger's nose. It stretched out its tongue and carefully licked the candy.

After chewing it twice, the originally pointed pupils instantly stretched out, a milky aroma spread out, and the sweet taste made Hu addicted.

[Great, great, I really feel much better after taking this elixir.]

Chen Mianmian smiled slightly, put the candy wrapper in her pocket, and kept her achievements and fame to herself.

Sweet things can soothe the mood, and tigers are no exception, especially those who have never eaten candy.

Phew~ My life is saved!

Just when Chen Mianmian breathed a sigh of relief, she suddenly heard a loud "gurgling" sound.

Chen Mianmian looked in the direction of the sound and saw Tiger drooling at Hu Laosan.

[Is he dead? Can I kill him? I'm so hungry!]

Hearing this, Chen Mianmian was so scared that her hair almost stood up. This tiger was quite polite, but not much!

It seems like I can stop it from eating or not.

"Your Majesty, this person can't eat it. He, he's sick...

You see, he was fine just now, but suddenly fainted again. He must be sick.

If you eat him, you'll faint from time to time, and without my elixir, you'll be killed. That's not worth it!"

Tiger listened to Chen Mianmian's words and nodded seriously.

"Yeah, that's right. Even though my mother kicked me out, I'm still a tiger with dignity. I can't eat sick humans. I'll become stupid."

Seeing that it no longer drooled at Hu Laosan, Chen Mianmian wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. It was a close call, he almost gave away a life.

In order to prevent Tiger from thinking about eating Hu Lao San again, Chen Mianmian quickly changed the subject.

"Your Majesty, you are so brave and majestic. Your territory must be vast, right? Please tell me about it. I will try not to offend your territory next time."

[I don’t have any territory. I was just kicked out by my mother.

Other mothers raise their cubs until they are over three years old, why did they drive me away when I was only two years old? I’m still a baby!

Listening to Tiger's mumbling, Chen Mianmian took a deep breath.

Holy shit, this tiger that looks like an adult in terms of height and weight is actually a baby that hasn’t even reached adulthood yet?

Normal tigers do reach adulthood at the age of three to five. This tiger is really growing up too fast, no wonder its mother wants to drive it out.

If he's not driven out soon, he'll probably starve to death!