Chen Mianmian, an ethologist who could understand animal languages, was sat on and killed by a long-lost brown bear. She then transmigrated into the original host, who had a missing mother, a viole...
Chapter 269 The hard of hearing, one said city gate tower, the other said hip axle
The news that Chen Mianmian blew up the gunpowder depot spread throughout the military camp, and everyone now looked at her as if she were a god.
She was just a little girl whose thighs were not as thick as their arms, but she managed to do what they wanted to do but couldn't. It was really amazing.
But everyone knows that the hero Chen Mianmian has to be kept secret now, otherwise the Russian side will definitely not agree.
They all kept their mouths shut, but they were particularly enthusiastic when they saw Chen Mianmian.
Chen Mianmian usually liked this kind of situation, but now she was temporarily deafened due to the shock. It felt like a python was wrapped around her ears, and there was a lot of noise.
When watching someone speak, you have to stare at their lips and expressions, and guess what they are saying.
"Mianmian girl, have you eaten yet? It's almost noon."
Wen Heping saw Chen Mianmian on the road and greeted her with a smile. She looked at him and pretended to understand.
“Haha, yes, my grandparents are about to be buried.
Those two old bastards, when they die, I'll go back and dig up their graves and feed their bodies to wild dogs."
Listening to Chen Mianmian chatting seriously, Wen Heping's mouth twitched. Good guy, what a good guy.
The hard of hearing people said one thing and the other said another.
In the end, there was no choice but to raise the volume and change the subject.
"It's okay, it's okay. I was just wondering if you could take me to see the tigers."
"Who's doing pole dancing? Holy shit, you guys have pole dancing here? Take me to see it!"
Chen Mianmian looked around quickly. The military camp was full of men, and pole dancing was quite amazing.
Wen Heping didn't understand what pole dancing meant, but looking at Chen Mianmian's obscene eyes, he looked up at the sky speechlessly.
Finally, he took out a pen and paper from his pocket.
"Let's communicate in writing!"
Chen Mianmian's ears don't work well, but her eyes can still be used.
Finally, the two chatted for a while. Wen Heping's eardrums were buzzing from the shouting, and Chen Mianmian left with satisfaction.
She is a heroine now. Humph, if she doesn't show off now, when will she?
By the time Su Buyan found her, Chen Mianmian had already walked around the military camp.
His little nose was frozen red and his face was like a big apple.
Seeing that she was wearing a cotton jacket, Su Buyan walked up and put the bearskin coat on her.
"Why did you come out wearing so little? What if you get cold..."
“Wow, Bu Yan, you are so unrestrained now, let me touch your butt here.
But it won’t be a good idea to stay outside, let’s go back inside and find out.”
Although Chen Mianmian said she disagreed, she had already stretched out her claws and grabbed Su Buyan's butt twice.
This girl has broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, and an extremely elastic butt, which makes her unable to let go even through the fabric.
The veins on Su Buyan's forehead popped out, and the people around him quickly pretended to be busy and walked away.
He knew that there was something wrong with Chen Mianmian's ears, but he didn't know that this little girl was so brave that she grabbed his butt outside.
"Mianmian, there are so many people watching outside. It will have a bad influence. Don't take any risks..."
"Yeah? I'm your wife, your legal wife, and you say I'm shameless? Su Buyan, are you dreaming of going to heaven?"
Su Buyan was speechless after hearing Chen Mianmian's beating.
Finally, I took out a pen and paper and had a written conversation with her.
"Oh~ I was wondering when you would become so unrestrained. I was quite surprised~ Oh roo roo roo"
Chen Mianmian knew she had misheard, and punched Su Buyan's chest twice, pretending to be shy.
Su Buyan forced a smile, pulled Chen Mianmian back to the house, and told Xia Feiluan not to go out if she could avoid it.
I’m afraid that by the time she recovers, the whole army will know that she is a bitch.
Su Buyan really wanted to stay, but since the last confrontation, the atmosphere on the border had become increasingly tense, and he had to lead his troops on patrol.
I still took the time to come and see Chen Mianmian.
Xia Feiluan waited for Su Buyan to leave, then walked up to Chen Mianmian, looked at her blinking eyes and innocent look, and shook her head.
"Don't be so impulsive next time. I gasped in fear when I heard you say you were going to the bomb storage."
"Ah? I'm not a demon. I won't absorb your yang energy. If I have to absorb it, it will be from Su Buyan.
He has so much yang energy, hahahahaha… oh, I’m embarrassed to say it out loud.”
Xia Feiluan looked at Chen Mianmian's crazy appearance and the corners of her mouth twitched.
She felt that three madnesses were a bit too few, and ten madnesses were quite appropriate.
In the end, in order to communicate normally with Chen Mianmian, Xia Feiluan stretched her neck and shouted with all her might.
As a result, his voice became hoarse, and he pointed at the kettle behind Chen Mianmian with a heavy breath.
"Give me some water."
But when Chen Mianmian heard it, she immediately widened her eyes, covered her face with her hands, and looked shy.
"Well~ I don't want to kiss you, I prefer my own lips~"
Xia Feiluan finally couldn't bear it anymore, so she rushed over and threw Chen Mianmian onto the quilt, shaking her shoulders.
"I can't stand it anymore. Can you be more normal? Who wants to kiss you... If I say nonsense again, I will send you to hell!"
Chen Mianmian was shaken so hard that her brain was about to be mixed up, but she still responded to every word.
"What did you say? You want to treat me to seafood? Wow, you're so awesome, you can even handle seafood. Do you have any lobsters?"
"I think you're blind!!"
Xia Feiluan really couldn't stand Chen Mianmian's ability to interrupt. She used to always argue with people she disliked.
Now it’s an indiscriminate attack.
Even when the animals spoke to her, they would hit her with a hammer here and a broom there.
The dead ghost told her to catch rabbits, and Chen Mianmian said they were pooping their pants.
They also laughed at wolves, saying they don't wear pants, and told them not to make such low-level jokes.
The dead ghost was so angry that he always slept with his butt facing Chen Mianmian, and she dreamed of shoveling shit all night.
I feel so tired when I wake up this morning!
However, her ear problem improved every day. After a week of rest, it was finally almost healed and no longer interrupted her hearing.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Their ears had been buzzing recently because she was hard of hearing and spoke loudly.
During these seven days, the situation between the two countries has undergone many twists and turns.
At the beginning, our country condemned them for attacking our territory, but they retorted that the Chinese were despicable and had even destroyed the ammunition depot and massacred the officers of the Bear Country.
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Flower-Growing Family had received the news from here a long time ago, and was sure that Chen Mianmian had not left any handle, so they directly asked for evidence from there.
Without evidence, everything is slander!
But apart from finding soldiers and officers who were killed or injured by tigers, wolves, and wild boars, the Bear Country did not catch a single hair.
Our country took this opportunity to issue a statement condemning the bear country for its lies and slandering its neighboring country.
The two countries were arguing fiercely, and the beautiful country was the first to stand up and support the flower-growing country.
Others with the same political stance also expressed their support, which made the Russian bear country very angry.
If we suffer losses internationally, we have to find a place to vent our anger domestically.
Not only did they increase the number of troops stationed on the border, but they also launched another vigorous operation to eliminate small-time spies.
Those spies who had barely survived the last purge were once again worried and cursed the owner of the bomb and ammunition depot, asking if he was crazy.
It would have been fine if it was just a bomb depot, but they even threw away the national flag of Xiaori, causing them to suffer as well.
The Flower Planting Family was also not idle. During this period, soldiers from various major military regions also arrived one after another, and almost all the people they had met in the military region competition were there.
They were all young people, and although they had been separated for a few months, they did not become estranged. Especially since Chen Mianmian had a big tiger, they all came over to see it in a curious way.
"Come on, since we're all friends, I'll give you something small. If a fight breaks out, it might save your life."
Chen Mianmian smiled and took out a few flying monkeys and whistles.