Chen Mianmian, an ethologist who could understand animal languages, was sat on and killed by a long-lost brown bear. She then transmigrated into the original host, who had a missing mother, a viole...
Chapter 445 Not only is your pussy full of shit, but it's also full of bird shit!
Time slipped away as Chen Mianmian killed people, tortured people, and had secret meetings with Su Buyan.
Soon the visiting delegation got off the plane. Chen Mianmian stood at the back of the team with his hands in his pockets, not knowing what an opponent was.
She stood there with a piece of dried fish hanging from her mouth, and two little girls were behind her serving fruits and snacks.
Because it cost 60 million to create a miracle, the Prime Minister deliberately asked her to be on the scene to avoid any mistakes.
Chen Mianmian rolled her eyes, looking impatient.
"When are those guys coming? My mother is getting fed up waiting here."
The delegation said they would arrive at 9:30, but it's already 10 o'clock and they still haven't arrived.
It has always been others who wait for Chen Mianmian, not her who waits for others.
The trivial life around me made me break out in a cold sweat, and I cursed the plane in my heart so much that I wished it would fly away.
Where the hell did they fly to? Why hasn’t they arrived yet? Let them serve the devil here.
"Give them another ten minutes. If they still don't have enough, tell the Prime Minister to give me another ten million. Otherwise, there's no deal."
Chen Mianmian took out a dagger from her pocket and stuck it into the fruit. The sharp blade made a harsh sound as it scratched the tray.
It made everyone even more nervous.
Fortunately, just when the Prime Minister was ready to bleed again, the plane finally arrived.
The people on the ground were about to cry when they saw the plane.
After all, no one wants to face Chen Mianmian's sinister gaze, mainly because she is really cruel.
"Quick, play the music and bring out the honor guard!"
After the plane landed, the Prime Minister was so excited that as soon as the cabin door opened, enthusiastic music started playing.
The Prime Minister stood on the red carpet with a group of officials, and behind them were some children holding bouquets of flowers, filling the entire red carpet.
Chen Mianmian's eyes suddenly lit up when she saw those blond-haired and blue-eyed foreigners coming out.
You know what, there are actually a few familiar faces.
Aren’t these the people who visited the flower-growing house last time? Wow, these people really love to wander around.
"Welcome, welcome, everyone is welcome to visit us."
The Prime Minister is receiving the ambassador from that country, who represents the United States, so he has to act in a very high-profile manner.
Those people from the beautiful country also had smiles on their faces and looked harmonious.
At this time, reporters and children came over in an orderly manner, some took photos, and some presented flowers.
The Prime Minister saw that the time was right and gave Chen Mianmian a wink.
Chen Mianmian raised her eyebrows and snapped her fingers. After a while, birds circled over.
They turned into beautiful patterns above the Prime Minister's head, and the crowd exclaimed in amazement.
Even the members of the visiting group opened their mouths in surprise and looked up at the sky.
"Oh my God, this is amazing..."
They looked at the circle centered on the Prime Minister, which was surrounded by flying birds, and exclaimed in amazement.
Then……
Bird poop went into my mouth.
"vomit!"
"Ugh... cough cough..."
"It's so fucking disgusting, ugh...get all these birds away!"
Those birds are spectacular, but they also have a drawback: they can't hold their poop.
When Chen Mianmian summoned the birds, she deliberately made them hold their breath.
But when the object is someone else, Chen Mianmian never cares about these things.
So many flying birds appeared again in the cycle of black cars shitting white shit, white cars shitting black shit, and purple cars shitting green shit.
Even if they don't have a car, it will still fall on those people's heads.
Throughout the airport, everyone covered their heads and rushed out screaming.
Some people ran too fast and bumped into others.
The worst off one is the Prime Minister.
I spent 60 million and enjoyed a bird shit rain to my heart's content.
Chen Mianmian stood in a safe place and laughed.
During those days, they knew that Chen Mianmian did it on purpose, but now there was nothing they could do and they could only quickly retreat to the airport.
After about half an hour of chaos, the flocks of birds slowly dispersed.
After all, Chen Mianmian had promised the Prime Minister that she would give him half an hour's notice.
The style is so cool!!
"Chen Mianmian, you liar, how dare you trick me!!"
The Prime Minister certainly couldn't stand being embarrassed in front of so many people, so he rushed to Chen Mianmian and wanted to strangle her to death.
But Chen Mianmian looked innocent.
"When did I lie to you? Did I call the birds here? Didn't I let them fly for half an hour?
Have I overwhelmed you?"
"Yeah, not only are you full of shit, you're also full of bird shit!!
You've ruined my reputation, give me back my money!! (breaking voice)"
The Prime Minister is furious. I don’t know how many reporters have captured this scene today.
Plus, it’s seen by so many people, so one can imagine what tomorrow’s newspaper will look like.
The Prime Minister now wants to die and wants to take Chen Mianmian with him before he dies.
"Refund? Haha... Impossible, don't even think about it.
Do you think I have a seven-day unconditional return policy? Are you crazy? How dare you ask me to return the money?
Chen Mianmian is fearless, she is no longer a little girl with nothing.
What she holds in her hand now, even if it can't overturn her life, can at least make this place shake.
The argument between the two was soon discovered by everyone, and the clerk quickly handed over a handkerchief and whispered to comfort the Prime Minister.
"Prime Minister, please calm down. There are other programs to come.
Besides, the military dog team has already been trained, so Chen Mianmian is not needed.
We'll lock Chen Mianmian up in the house and deal with her when we're done."
After listening to the clerk's words, the Prime Minister finally calmed down.
He took a deep breath, tried to ignore the stench on his body, walked over to the visiting delegation and bowed to apologize.
"Mr. Prime Minister, what on earth are you doing? We're here for a visit, and you're causing this?"
The American delegation was extremely dissatisfied, and they kept retching with the stench of bird droppings all over their bodies.
"I'm truly sorry. It was my oversight. Please move to the official residence and let me make it up to you."
The Prime Minister bowed and apologized, and his skillful gesture made Chen Mianmian feel servile.
"Hey, hey, hey, stop it, I'm hungry, I want to eat!!!"
Chen Mianmian walked over with her arms folded, and the visiting delegation from the beautiful country was about to reprimand this ignorant voice.
As a result, when they raised their heads, some of them couldn't help but scream, louder than when they were dodging bird droppings just now.
"She, she, why is she here?"
"Oh my God, that miser is coming, watch over our stuff!!"
Last time, Chen Mianmian's actions caused the entire visiting delegation to bleed heavily.
Although Xiao Ri Fang compensated them later, Chen Mianmian's rogue behavior at that time really left a big shadow on them.
Seeing Chen Mianmian appear again like a ghost, everyone was so scared that their faces turned pale.
No matter how much money I have, I can't afford her to cheat me like this.
The Prime Minister turned his head to look at Chen Mianmian, then at the members of the visiting delegation, wondering what she had done.
This made these usually arrogant diplomats lose their composure.
"Hi~ Long time no see~ Did you miss me~"
Chen Mianmian acted as if she didn't notice their fear. She came over and smiled, with the same innocent expression as she had at that time.
"Ghost! Mom, I want to go home!!"
Chen Mianmian's previous cruel treatment of the visiting delegation and the corpses caused great psychological harm to these diplomats.
Seeing her approaching was like seeing a monster, and everyone screamed and ran away.
Chen Mianmian looked at the figures running away and curled her lips in disdain.
"They are all trash!" She said, looking at the Prime Minister, "What are you looking at? Didn't you see they have already run away?
I've already helped you keep the person, why don't you go after him quickly! ! "