Chapter 81 If you don’t eat shit, I’ll castrate you; it’s great to be a hero, I’ll do it again next time

"Reporter? Will I be in the newspaper?"

Chen Mianmian perked up when she heard this, and looked at the reporter with her eyes wide open.

"Of course. I'll submit it today and it'll be published tomorrow. You saved so many lives, so it'll definitely be on the front page."

Upon hearing this, Chen Mianmian immediately put on a smile and smoothed her messy hair with her hands. If she wasn't covered in blood, she would have looked like a peaceful little girl.

"Oh my! Saving lives is what every socialist successor should do. I believe others will also lend a hand if they see this kind of thing."

Chen Mianmian answered the reporter's questions obediently. Not only did she tell him about her tragic life experience, but she also took the opportunity to discredit Fang Youwei, making him not only famous in the military region, but also unable to stay in Chuansong City.

When the reporter heard about Chen Mianmian's miserable life story, he felt that it was particularly worth exploring, so he went to the side to ask her in detail. Chen Mianmian told him everything she knew.

She was thrown into the mountains when she was a few years old and was almost eaten by wolves. She was almost cooked by her own grandmother during a famine when she was a teenager. Her fiancé almost strangled her to death by hiring someone to marry into a wealthy family, and so on.

Hearing everyone gritting their teeth, the workers at the meat processing plant behind them wanted to slap them twice. They really deserved to be damned. Why couldn't they run faster and let the little girl take risks alone?

If anything happened to her, everyone would wake up in the middle of the night and curse at themselves.

"By the way, I was hiding in a nearby store. Your dog seemed very brave. Did you undergo special training?"

The dogs all had wounds of varying degrees on their bodies. They were now lying beside Chen Mianmian's legs, licking their wounds obediently. They looked harmless, and no one would have thought that they would risk their lives to hunt a wild boar that was several times larger than them.

When she heard this, Chen Mianmian felt that she had finally asked the point, and immediately told him that the dogs were reserve military dogs.

They are said to carry out more dangerous missions in the future, and we bring them out now in the hope that everyone will accept them and not discriminate against them.

This was the first time the reporter had seen dogs and humans cooperate so well. He had taken a few photos before and took this opportunity to suggest taking another photo of Chen Mianmian and the dogs and putting it in the newspaper tomorrow.

Of course Chen Mianmian agreed and sat down on the ground, letting the dogs surround her. As the reporter snapped a picture, her brilliant smile was imprinted on the film.

From this moment on, it was a milestone for her to establish a huge military dog ​​base.

After the reporter finished the interview, he hurried back to develop the photos and submit the manuscript. Meanwhile, the workers at the meat processing plant had already sent the injured to the hospital and the wild boar had been dragged away.

"Thank you so much, lady. Otherwise, we wouldn't know how much more serious the situation would be. Please wait here for a moment. We'll get you some meat after we finish cleaning up the wild boar, as well as sausages from our meat processing plant."

"Oh my, no need to be so polite. I just did what every good young man should do. If you are so enthusiastic, I can't refuse~"

When Chen Mianmian heard that there was a benefit, she immediately smiled happily. She pretended to refuse a few times and then waited happily.

At this moment, she saw Zhang Erdan trying to leave quietly, and immediately remembered the big talk he had just said. She turned around and said a few words to the people from the meat processing plant, then quickly walked over to stop them.

"What's the matter? Didn't you just say that my dog ​​is a military dog? You stood upside down and ate shit, and you still called me your ancestor.

The bet isn't over yet, and you're sneaking away. Can't you afford to lose?"

When Zhang Erdan was discovered by Chen Mianmian, his face looked very ugly and he cursed in his heart, "This little bitch, why wasn't she gored to death by the wild boar but was still alive and kicking?"

He opened his mouth to deny it, but suddenly he felt something hard pressing against his lower abdomen. He looked down and saw it was a bloody boning knife.

He trembled and wanted to shout out, but when he met Chen Mianmian's cold eyes, he was so scared that he swallowed his saliva.

"Big Sun, if you keep your promise, we'll go our separate ways from now on. If you dare to cheat... guess what the consequences will be if I poke you two inches more?"

"You, you are breaking the law by hurting others!"

Zhang Erdan was so scared that he couldn't speak clearly. Thinking of the ferocity with which Chen Mianmian killed the wild boar just now, he felt that she could really do what she said.

"Humph, how could I have hurt anyone? I was just killing a wild boar and it gored you accidentally.

I can only compensate you a few dozen dollars for your medical expenses, but you...will be a eunuch for the rest of your life!"

Chen Mianmian had not forgotten that this man had just tried to push her to the wild boar. If she let him go, it would be too easy for him.

Zhang Erdan felt the boning knife on his stomach move down again, and cold sweat broke out.

He glanced at the bloody land nearby. If Chen Mianmian took advantage of the chaos to castrate him and then bit him to death and said it was the wild boar's fault, he really seemed to have no way out.

Most importantly, if he really stabbed him with the knife, his life would be over.

Thinking of this, Zhang Erdan could only grit his teeth and open his mouth.

"Ancestor, I was wrong, please forgive me."

"Don't worry, I will let you go if I fulfill the bet."

While they were talking, the worker from the meat processing plant came over on bicycles with three or four of his co-workers.

Not only did they bring a whole rack of ribs, but also more than 30 pounds of wild boar meat. The leader was holding a whole rack of pig offal.

"Comrade, the pig offal you requested has been delivered."

The visitor pinched his nose, not understanding why the girl didn't let them clean the large intestines and insisted on having the original flavor.

Chen Mianmian thanked him with a smile, turned to look at Zhang Erdan, and asked him to start the performance.

Zhang Erdan's face turned green when he saw the stinky pig intestines. He started retching before he could even get close to them. How could he possibly eat them?

"What? You can't do a handstand? It's okay, I'll help you."

After saying that, Chen Mianmian asked several workers from the meat processing plant to stand Zhang Erdan upside down.

After she spoke out in front of Zhang Erdan and even wanted to push herself out as a scapegoat, the workers immediately came to help out in righteous indignation, and Chen Mianmian didn't even have to do anything.

"I was wrong, ugh... I was really wrong... Ancestor, please forgive me!!"

Zhang Erdan looked at the pig intestines getting closer and closer to him and vomited out in disgust, but Chen Mianmian was not a soft-hearted person.

He punched him in the stomach, and when he opened his mouth in pain, he stuffed pig intestines into his mouth.

If you want to eat shit while standing upside down, then one thing cannot be missing. Pig intestines are good stuff. It’s a bargain for him to eat them with soup. I will have to ask him for the money for the pig intestines later.

Zhang Erdan was fed a mouthful of smelly and fishy pig intestines. He ate while spitting them out. He waited until Chen Mianmian felt that they were enough before letting him go.

Seeing him lying on the ground retching in a mess, Chen Mianmian slapped his face with a boning knife.

"Grandson, you'd better sew your mouth shut when you go out next time. After all, not everyone has a good temper like me. I'll spare your life.

Next time we meet, remember to take a detour, or I’ll beat you up every time I see you!”

This man looks wretched and vicious. I don't know how many bad things he has done. If I can beat him so that he dares not go out, that would be a good thing.

Zhang Erdan's face was covered in pig manure and he stunk all over, but he didn't dare to bother Chen Mianmian anymore. He could only curse in his heart and run away in embarrassment.

After the people left, Chen Mianmian cut off the part that Zhang Erdan had touched, and put the rest away to go back and make braised large intestines. Just thinking about it made her drool.

"Little comrade, there are too many of these things. Let us help you send them back."

The workers at the meat processing plant patted the dozens of kilograms of meat and bones. Looking at Chen Mianmian's small body, they knew she would be exhausted after carrying them back.

"Hey, thank you brothers for your help. I'll go call my sister-in-law and we'll go back together."

This time, not only did he solve Su Juexia's school problem, but he also gained a lot of meat. Most importantly, he also made the name of a military dog ​​known. He made a lot of money, hehe.

Chen Mianmian ran to the state-owned hotel and knocked on the door. Only then did they dare to open the door.

Su Juexia had been waiting at the door for a long time. When she saw Chen Mianmian covered in blood, she burst into tears, thinking that something had happened to her sister-in-law.

Chen Mianmian took a long time to coax her. Later, when she found out that it was her who killed the wild boar, she admired her so much. A pair of eyes that looked very similar to Su Buyan's were staring at her, making her feel a little embarrassed.

"Oh, so you're actually a little hero. Wait a minute, I'll go cook a few more dishes for this lady and bring them back as a thank you gift to you."

When the chef of the state-owned restaurant heard about Chen Mianmian's pig-killing story, he waved his hand and cooked several delicious dishes for her to take away.

Compared with the damage caused by the wild boar breaking in, these dishes can be said to be a drizzle.

"Oh, how can this be so embarrassing? Look, oh..."

Chen Mianmian refused while waiting happily. It feels so good to be a hero. I’ll do it again next time!