Alternative Title: 陰府直播，但我學的是土木工程
Author: 天命在我
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-07-15
Updated: 2025-07-15
Qin Mengmeng studied civil engineering for four years, and after graduation, she was assigned to a construction site. After two years of dusty work, she quickly became dark, dry, and thin. When she smiled, she revealed a set of perfectly white teeth. When she went home for Chinese New Year, her parents and younger brother hugged her and shed tears.
But Qin Mengmeng felt fine. She was optimistic and persistent, vowing to dedicate her life to the great rivers and mountains of her homeland, staying on construction sites for the rest of her life.
Then she was kicked into a haunting live stream, becoming a horror streamer, the kind that sees ghosts.
The live stream room was always there, but the streamers flowed in and out. Streamer number seventy-six had just died, and Qin Mengmeng inherited the code name 77. Old viewers openly placed bets in front of her: "Will the streamer die in five minutes or ten minutes? She can at most live for thirty minutes, no more. This is Xincheng High School, the most brutal in the entire Underworld."
Qin Mengmeng: "Damn it!"
In the dark school restroom, a bloody shadow spread from under the door. Qin Mengmeng said: "I know I disturbed your rest and you're very unhappy, but what if I build you a new restroom? Single stalls, wet and dry separation, with a constant-temperature triangular bathtub?"
The blood flow stopped.
Black words flowed across the mirror: "The faucet must be gold-plated."
Qin Mengmeng: "OJBK."
Qin Mengmeng lived for five minutes, ten minutes, thirty minutes, moving from the haunted school's restroom to the classrooms, then to the student dormitories. She met thousands of evil spirits but never died.
She broke the record for the longest survival time among all seventy-six streamers in the live stream room, winning all the bets from the viewers.
And she even demolished Xincheng High School, the most terrifying ghost school in the entire Underworld, and built a new one.
When she walked out of the New-Xincheng High School, swaggering in the Underworld, radiating a gentle, harmless living aura, attracting all sorts of entities to stir restlessly, drooling with ill intentions.
Everyone in the live stream room wailed for those blind ghosts:
"Blindly only seeing that the streamer is a living person, didn't they see the group of red-clad ghosts, big and small, following behind her in droves?"
"Run now! The demolition team is here! Your home is about to be gone!"
Female protagonist's persona: Sweet girl (fake), not sick, not crazy.
Warning: The author has never worked on a construction site. The entire article is full of stereotypes, dark humor, underworld memes, and a bunch of things that aren't human and things that are human but don't act like it. But overall, it has an uplifting and positive spirit, and everyone will have a good ending.
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Trigger warning: I accept discussions on plot logic consistency, update speed, typos, and debates related to plot arrangement, character portrayal itself. I do not accept accusations of male preference/female aversion, auditing the author's personal values with a ruler, comparisons of male/female character proportions, or discussions about changing specific vocabulary. Obsessive people, please stay away, thanks.