Unorthodox Evolution: This Dog Has a Censor Bar, Run!

Blue Star was dragged by the Heavenly Dao to compete in a tournament. As a member of the united national squad, Li Qingyu always felt that... weren't all his teammates acting like protagonists?...

Chapter 162 The Goblin Flower Girl

Looking at the Koi King's incredibly wary yet adorable big eyes, Li Qingyu chuckled.

Suddenly, a terrifying smile appeared on the big black face, which frightened the koi king so much that its scales stood on end and its expression became flustered.

Just as the Koi King was considering whether he should find a chance to escape.

Bang!

A dark shadow flashed by, followed by a loud bang.

The giant koi carp king has lost its ability to fight...

Dragging the muscular tiger that wouldn't let go, Li Qingyu looked at the koi king who had been kicked unconscious with a puzzled expression.

At this moment, the Koi King is actually shrinking rapidly!?

ha....

It's deflated?

Li Qingyu was speechless.

Don't kick Roger's pet away, or you'll have to pick another one and waste time.

Li Qingyu was busy. If it weren't for the leader's request, he wouldn't have had time to play house like this. It was supposed to be a simple matter of two huskies having sex, but he made a big fuss about it for so long.

First of all, he hasn't even visited the seven houses he's been set up with for blind dates.

Secondly, he hasn't done his private little experiments yet, and there's also the issue of husky endorsement breeding.

I'm really busy...

Roar! Whoosh! Lush! ~

Suddenly.

A muffled tiger roar came from between Li Qingyu's legs.

Li Qingyu lowered his head and looked at Master Bai, who was still tearing at his black leg. He felt that the energy in his body was indeed starting to dissipate and he couldn't hold on any longer.

Left with no other choice, he had to raise his fist, which was bigger than a clay pot.

Bang!

The shadowy figure flashed again, and the sound of a hammer echoed through the woods.

The muscular tigress has lost her fighting ability...

Seeing the unconscious tigress begin to shrink in size, Li Qingyu's heart stirred. He remembered that last time Master Bai deactivated his transformation...

Holy light permeated the air!?

No way, he didn't bring any clothes...

Just as Li Qingyu was thinking of finding some leaves to cover Master Bai.

In an instant, Li Qingyu's vision went black and his mind went blank.

wipe!?

The energy within the body...

Not a single drop is left...

I should have just stayed as big as I wanted. I could have won even without growing bigger, so why did I have to show off? My coolness only lasted three seconds...

A faint sense of regret lingered.

Bang!

The massive black shadow fell, raising a cloud of dust.

Then, it also slowly shrank.

Dark-skinned Master Li has lost his ability to fight...

Right now.

The little witch, who had done nothing throughout the entire battle, stood to the side holding a small egg roll pistol and looked at the messy grass around her.

Koi King, Li Qingyu, Master Bai, and Luo Ji were all lying on the ground.

There was a moment of silence.

As for Roger, he was just an ordinary person and had been unconscious since the start of the battle.

The muscular tiger gradually shrank back into human form, transforming into a long-legged beauty.

However, contrary to Li Qingyu's expectations, Master Bai's clothes did not explode. His uniform was specially made and would not burst during the transformation.

As for Magikarp, it shrank from a mountain-sized poop into a small, golden koi.

It sparkles and attracts attention.

As for Li Qingyu...

It returned to normal, but it was dizzy again, just like the husky that had grown bigger before.

Both the owner and the dog can only be cool for three seconds.

After looking around and remaining silent for a long time,

The slender Mu Xi had a sudden thought.

It began to sense the cheese balls that she had shot from her pistol, scattered among the surrounding trees.

After confirming that there were no other human surveillance within a large area nearby.

Mu Xi's originally weak and pitiful eyes gradually deepened.

At the same time, the egg roll pistol in Mu Xi's hand slowly moved downwards...

It points to....

Li Qingyu's head!!

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Goblin Kingdom.

Southern seas.

Kozan Island, Thorntooth City.

"My lord! These are the most beautiful girls in our Jingchi City. Are you satisfied?"

An extremely obsequious voice rang out from the city government conference room.

The current lord of Thorntooth City, Gazlowe, was bowing with a broad smile on his face.

At this moment, the person sitting at the head of the conference room was no longer Gazlowe, but the captain of the Chinese vanguard fleet...

He's known as the "War Mastiff"...

Lieutenant Leng, Leng Feng!!

Hearing the fawning voice translated through the headset, Leng Feng withdrew his gaze from overlooking Jingchi City and looked at the pretty girl the little goblin had mentioned.

Pfft! ~

Suddenly, a row of brightly dressed, heavily made-up, and flirtatious green-skinned goblins appeared.

I almost got sprayed by the cold seal.

Damn it... is this how they test cadres?

"Get them out, quickly..."

Leng Feng's face turned green, and he hurriedly waved his hand, afraid of being left with psychological trauma.

Hearing the voice in his mind, Gazlowe bent over even deeper.

"Yes, yes, sir."

"Then I'll let the next batch in. The next batch is young women, with extra-large breasts..."

"What the hell are you talking about? I told you to bring something good, and this is what you bring?" Leng Feng was getting a little frustrated.

This lousy mind translator, could it be... mistranslating?

What's wrong with Vincent? He's been calling her "princess" too much...