Unorthodox Evolution: This Dog Has a Censor Bar, Run!

Blue Star was dragged by the Heavenly Dao to compete in a tournament. As a member of the united national squad, Li Qingyu always felt that... weren't all his teammates acting like protagonists?...

Chapter 224 is a good day

Do it as soon as you think of it.

Li Qingyu immediately stuffed the cleaver he had just taken out into his right ear.

Immediately, Li Qingyu clasped his hands together, closed his eyes, and silently recited Qiqi's name in his heart.

Hehehe... My darling daughter, did you miss Daddy?

........

Jinghai City Live Broadcast Room.

Miss Orange was watching quietly as Li Qingyu on the live stream screen had a somewhat unfocused look in his eyes.

Wasn't this the same guy who was going to have a blind date with Orange last time?

If my sister hadn't found out early, you two might have actually met.

Luckily, Orange didn't know that her blind date was this guy, otherwise Orange would definitely have run over there excitedly, of course, with the mindset of seeing a giant panda.

If this guy gets smitten with Orange and confesses his feelings to her during the second game, he'll really embarrass himself internationally.

Since it's a global live broadcast, the host's somewhat eccentric personality can indirectly alleviate the concerns of ordinary people about civilized sports events.

Contestants cannot act too irrationally.

Okay... although this guy is a bit timid, a bit lazy, a bit of a slacker, and lives a bit like the old man at the gate...

But it's undeniable that this guy does have some skill, and he is indeed working hard towards the goals of the competition.

Seriously, what are the elders thinking these days? Orange is only eighteen years old, and they're already arranging blind dates for her.

I thought about my age and my special hobbies.

Miss Orange sighed, a hint of sadness creeping onto her cute little round face. Her little hands unconsciously fiddled with the white lace trim on her sleeve.

While Miss Orange was lost in thought during her live stream, the comments section was anything but sentimental.

"Has this scene in front of you noticed? Doesn't it seem familiar?"

"The King of Licking's methods, has Chu Da descended?"

"Um... Is the King of Licking going to summon Colonel Chu again?"

"Summon them to sleep together?"

"Oh my...it sounds so romantic~ Brother Lick King won't sleep with Mulan~but he'll sleep with Colonel Chu~"

"Gunfu?!"

........

"Qiqi, do you miss your dad?"

"The poop smells good~"

"Oh~ Daddy misses you too~"

Hearing his beloved daughter's sweet voice echoing in his mind, Li Qingyu was overwhelmed with excitement.

Our precious daughter has finally learned to say her second word!!!

"Dad will summon you right now!"

"Daddy~"

Upon hearing Qiqi's response, Li Qingyu immediately activated the Zhizi summoning skill.

In an instant, beautiful yet ethereal pink rose petals began to fall from the living room on the first floor of Pineapple Castle where Li Qingyu was located.

Soon, a phantom silhouette appeared in front of Li Qingyu.

Forehead...

Li Qingyu, who had already opened his eyes, looked at the silhouette of the shadow opposite him with complete confusion.

My Qiqi...

Why is it this shape?

It looks like a toilet...

Li Qingyu breathed a sigh of relief as the illusory shadow gradually solidified.

It turned out that Qiqi was sitting in the computer chair that he had left in the desert.

As a result, they were all summoned by Zhizi this time.

He had just thought that his precious daughter had gone astray after not seeing her for a few days!

"Daddy~"

Upon seeing Li Qingyu, Qiqi flapped her wings and flew towards him.

Li Qingyu stopped thinking about the chair and opened his arms to welcome Qiqi who was flying towards him.

Finally... amidst the beautiful pink petals.

The father and daughter embraced each other.

a long time...

Li Qingyu finally released his embrace, and looking at Qiqi who was still nestled against his chest, his face radiant with happiness.

"Come on, let's go to sleep with Daddy."

"Daddy~"

At this moment, Li Qingyu forgot all his plans for the remaining evolution points.

Let's talk about it tomorrow. Today is a good day, so we should have a good heart-to-heart talk with our precious daughter in bed.

Just as Li Qingyu was carrying Qiqi and heading towards the stairs...

suddenly...

A system notification sounded in Li Qingyu's ears.

Upon hearing the system notification, Li Qingyu's happy smile froze, and he stood there motionless.

"Daddy?"

Qiqi looked at Li Qingyu, who was standing still, and asked him with some confusion.

However, Li Qingyu remained unmoved by Qiqi's calls, instead raising his head towards the east with his eyes slightly narrowed.

It seems that Li Qingyu is seeing the unknown distance through Pineapple Castle and through the endless sea.

At this moment, somewhere unnoticed by everyone.

The cynicism of the past was gone from Li Qingyu's eyes.

All that remained was endless sorrow and a faint blue glimmer in his eyes.

"sorry..."

"This is...the only one..."

...

"Is it really that disgusting..."

Looking down at the figure surrounded by the twelve ancient golden cats, Mimi almost vomited up all the cat food she had eaten yesterday.

Inside the golden house, only the giant, pink-headed humanoid monster, about ten meters tall, remained standing.

The old tortoise's body had completely disappeared, leaving only remnants of flesh and limbs scattered on the surrounding ground.

However, the old turtle's head and shell remain intact.

The tortoise shell was embedded in the monster's left arm, like a shield, alongside the sharp-toothed broadsword that emitted fire and lightning, which the monster held in its right hand.

One side attacks, the other defends; they complement each other perfectly.

As for the old turtle's head, it was embedded in the pink-headed monster's large mouth, its flesh gnawed and mangled, looking like a rotten strawberry being held in its mouth.

Only those murky eyes, brimming with green tears, allowed Mimi to discern the general outline of the head's features.

"Humans, hehehe..."

Suddenly, the tortoise head embedded in the gaping mouth let out a maniacal laugh.

"I'm going to devour you!"

After saying that, the huge monster crouched down, assuming a posture as if it was about to leap and attack.

But just as the monster jumped up, Mimi waved her paw, and the arms of the twelve ancient golden cats reassembled into the roof of the golden house.

clang!!!

A loud, bell-like sound, accompanied by a strong vibration, came from inside the golden house.

After a period of quiet.

Clang! Clang! Clang...

Then, a series of knocking sounds came from inside the golden house, stirring up clouds of dust around it.

But the golden house still stands there, without even a trace of damage.

Why...

Mimi, who was suspended in mid-air, sighed.

This old tortoise has incredibly strong vitality; it managed to merge with the monster while retaining its basic consciousness.

pity...

The remaining basic consciousness will only become more and more insane under the influence of the monster.

Until they completely succumb to depravity.