Unorthodox Evolution: This Dog Has a Censor Bar, Run!

Blue Star was dragged by the Heavenly Dao to compete in a tournament. As a member of the united national squad, Li Qingyu always felt that... weren't all his teammates acting like protagonists?...

Chapter 293 Can't get it in?

Purple Star.

Abyss of Ten Thousand Demons.

The ancient and incomparably silent arena of the Ten Thousand Demons Abyss was now completely silent.

The Abyss Demon Emperors, wearing masks, stared blankly at the live stream screen with lifeless eyes.

At this moment, their two seeded players were positioned as follows: one was kneeling at the feet of the human player, and the other was clinging to the human player's leg...

They actually sent another one!

It's over. The two remaining seeded players have both fallen to the humans.

"It's time for today's testing. Please bring your action badges and proceed to the Demon Abyss Cafeteria for group testing..."

Snap!

*Smack! Smack!*

*Smack! Smack! Smack!* ...

"Shout, shout, shout... what the hell are you shouting for..."

"What's the point of testing? We can't stay in this plane anymore, the system is about to tear us apart!"

Suddenly, an angry roar echoed within the Abyss of Ten Thousand Demons, shattering its tranquility. Immediately afterwards, countless roars followed.

"Roar!!! Damn it, this is the very detached villa I just built!!!"

"Your villa is nothing! I've only plowed eighty acres of land..."

"Hiss... You guys are toxic! What are villas and land compared to this? My tomb is already built, and now you want me to move?!"

"We can't move, and other dimensions won't accept us... There's a virus raging here... Our security badges are all black, they can't pass security checks at all..."

"Hehehe... Luckily, I have distant relatives in the Second Universe... I don't need these assets anyway..."

"No matter which universe you're from, with that black security badge, you won't even get past the security guards. Let's see if your relatives dare to take you in."

"Don't panic, everyone, there might still be a chance..."

"A connecting flight? To which flight?"

........

Jinghai City Live Broadcast Room.

"Ouch!?"

"Did contestant Li Qingyu... capture a Victoria's Secret model from the demon race?"

"hiss..."

Miss Orange glanced at the broadcast screen, then at herself, and couldn't help but reach under the table.

Soon, Miss Orange pulled an enormous papaya out from under the table.

Click!

Miss Orange ate the papaya she had broken in half with her bare hands while excitedly waving her arms and legs.

"Dear viewers, the most exciting part is about to begin, after contestant Li Qingyu uses his 'Lick King' talent to evolve a wheelchair and a mosaic dog."

"Our contestant Li Qingyu has captured another new prisoner!"

"Everyone, let's quickly make a guess! How do you think Li Qingyu will treat this new prisoner?"

As soon as Miss Orange finished speaking, the barrage of comments began to pour in.

"Of course...we've got another daughter..."

"So big...it's not suitable for a daughter...."

"What's inappropriate about it...? It's absolutely perfect...I wish I could take its place..."

"You guys are underestimating the Licking King, aren't you? I'd guess he'll pull out his greatsword and finish off this assassin in one strike!"

"I'd also bet the Lick King will give this assassin a full-body massage!"

"Add two, and we'll blindly guess that the King of Licks is giving the assassin a massage!"

"Add three more, and let the assassin give the 'massage' to the King of Licks!"

"Add four, lick the assassin's lips while getting a massage!"

"Add five, lick the assassin's health supplement..."

"Plus six..."

As the comments on the live stream screen became increasingly skewed, Miss Orange nodded while munching on a papaya.

"Hmm...that's right, eating papaya is good for your health!"

.........

Pineapple Castle is peaceful and tranquil.

First floor living room.

Li Qingyu stared at the huge assassin, who was being pinned to the ground by the mosaic dog, and remained silent for a long time.

Big is bad enough... but it's also perky...

Forget about skipping it...

Cough cough cough...

Li Qingyu was momentarily at a loss. No wonder this assassin possessed so many concealment talents; without them, she couldn't even be a decent woman, let alone an assassin...

Li Qingyu never expected that his attempt to let the husky try out a new skill would actually work so well.

It seems... this woman doesn't have any dimensional obscuring...

Li Qingyu looked at the worn-out shoe in his hand and hesitated... It wasn't a good idea to make a move; what if he just bought it and the live stream was canceled...?

Thinking of this, Li Qingyu put the worn-out shoes back on his feet.

After thinking for a moment, Li Qingyu reached into his pocket and started rummaging around.

"What...what do you want to do?"

Suddenly, the demon assassin pinned to the ground spoke, his voice extremely weak and timid. It was a voice that didn't seem like it could come from a woman of that build.

"Guess...hehehe..."

Li Qingyu chuckled evilly as he rummaged through the hole.

"Young Miss, what's wrong with you?"

Hearing Li Qingyu's laughter, the figure whose head was pressed to the side on the ground suddenly saw Lilith standing next to Li Qingyu's legs, pulling on Li Qingyu's trouser leg.

"Oh? He's your young lady... or... are you still a maid?"

"You Abyss Demons also care about this?"

Li Qingyu asked with a hint of doubt, then pulled out the newly evolved sword of failure and betrayal from his pocket.

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