Unorthodox Evolution: This Dog Has a Censor Bar, Run!

Blue Star was dragged by the Heavenly Dao to compete in a tournament. As a member of the united national squad, Li Qingyu always felt that... weren't all his teammates acting like protagonists?...

Chapter 33 Tempting Options

Through the gaps in the large pineapple leaves, Li Qingyu looked out at the endless expanse of firecracker rice paddies beyond Pineapple Castle.

"So I guess I'm... trapped in a pile of explosives...?"

Li Qingyu muttered to himself.

It's no wonder he said that; yesterday, a firecracker-strewn rice plant was blown away by him and fled back to Pineapple Castle.

Given the current situation, even an aircraft carrier couldn't withstand it, let alone him.

[Crimson: I have some good news for you, a small silver treasure chest has appeared not far in front of you! ~]

Not far...

Heh... I don't believe your nonsense...

Li Qingyu turned his head away with a disdainful look.

[Crimson: I have some more good news for you, there's a beautiful little witch not far to your right! ~]

I do know there are witches.

As for being beautiful and charming...

Not far...

Ha! ~

Li Qingyu turned his head away again, completely unmoved.

[Crimson: Oh dear! ~ There's good news here too! A huge horde of rats is rushing towards you at full speed not far to your left. Maybe... they're coming to help you harvest the rice! ~]

mouse....

This is hardly good news...

Moreover, I don't eat rat meat.

Besides, is there any point in me harvesting this rice...?

With his mind completely blank, Li Qingyu had no choice but to raise his head and look up at the sky.

Don't tell me there can be good news from heaven.

[Crimson: Ah! ~ There really is some good news.]

Wow, Crimson, you're really giving it your all today! Are we going to see good news from heaven?

What could be in the sky? Airdropped by the system?

[Crimson: A giant sand eagle is flying overhead.]

Pshaw! Is this really good news?

Li Qingyu pursed his lips, looked around at the sky, and wondered where the sand sculpture came from. He couldn't see it.

Bang!

Suddenly, a clump of sand-like substance fell from the sky, carrying a pungent odor and hitting Li Qingyu's face. It was warm and had a salty, fishy smell, almost knocking Li Qingyu out of his wits.

"Pah!!"

"Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey..."

"Ugh!~"

"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh..."

[Crimson: Hey, free fertilizer falling from the sky! This is great stuff; it can speed up the growth of oasis plants.]

Crimson, are you out of your mind? You call this good news?!

What plants do I have that need to grow faster?!

Li Qingyu, his mind full of complaints, was met with Qiqi's surprised gaze.

With bird droppings all over his face, he jumped into the dried-up pool, then opened the pool's inlet and frantically rinsed his mouth and washed his hair.

After rinsing for a while, Li Qingyu finally climbed out of the pool, panting and wiping his head with a towel.

Crimson, can you please be a little more reliable?

You can't tell the difference between good news and bad news.

Luckily, my head was still and my mouth wasn't open.

Otherwise, wouldn't the entire Chinese people be watching me eat bird droppings?!

...

[Crimson: I saw you eat it! ~]

...

Damn, can it be uninstalled?

I don't want this thing anymore.

...

[Crimson: Kiki saw it too.]

...

China's official live broadcast room.

Jinghai City Live Broadcast Room.

Miss Orange, the host of the live stream, was sitting in the lower right corner of the screen, yawning boredly.

Yes, host.

Because of Li Qingyu's behavior of dominating the top spot on the leaderboard for three consecutive days.

The management of the live broadcast room has decided to equip Li Qingyu's live broadcast room with a 24-hour host.

Originally, only seeded player Colonel Chu received this treatment.

While other contestants' live streams also have hosts, they are only online occasionally and are offline most of the time.

However, although it is said to be a 24-hour, all-day event.

But after a day of live streaming, Ms. Orange, the host who had originally planned to perform well, found that there really wasn't much to explain.

Unlike other contestants, he had no near-death experiences or thrilling adventures.

This contestant is from Jinghai City.

Extremely comfortable....

Very relaxed...

And especially... a homebody!

This resulted in her having absolutely no presence as the host.

But there was no other way. In order to achieve the best results for the live stream and to live up to the trust and expectations of her superiors, Orange had no choice but to... force herself to do something she didn't have!

For example, right now...

"Hello everyone in the live stream, just now, contestant Li Qingyu caught a lump of feces from an unidentified creature with his face."

"Based on the weight of this pile of feces, we can roughly guess the size of the person who owns it; they must be at least this big."

As she spoke, Orange gestured roughly with her hand.

"This shows that although the environment of Saha is harsh, there are still large flying creatures."

"This discovery will greatly supplement the theory of biological excrement evolution on Earth."

"Ah! After eating, ah no... after washing his face, contestant Li Qingyu chose to lie down again."

"This is the third time Li Qingyu has had to lie down in one day."

"This deeply demonstrates Li Qingyu's strategic planning for the competition and his unwavering confidence in victory."

"Completely unafraid of any challenge."

"Let's applaud Li Qingyu for his perseverance!"

"According to data surveys, since the start of the Civilization Competition..."

"The price of Husky puppies has risen from 600 RMB per puppy to 6,000 RMB, a tenfold increase in just three days."

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