Okay...no....

Li Qingyu stared calmly at the refreshed computer screen.

A monitor wearing thermal underwear

[Rank: F]

All characters on this screen will be wearing thermal underwear.

Damn it...

Did they know we were going to seduce the girl in white stockings, so they did it on purpose...?

So, Li Qingyu had no choice but to continue his struggle with the monitor.

a long time.

The familiar system notification sounded.

[System: Congratulations to the Magic Pet Civilization for selecting Option 1, Planetary Fusion, with 9.15 billion votes in the public vote.]

[This fusion will begin in 24 hours. Please prepare accordingly.]

Li Qingyu, whose eyes were somewhat dazed, was brought back to his senses by the system notification.

Looking at the monitor specifically designed for Black people, Li Qingyu sighed and decided to temporarily give up on the simulation game.

Never mind... time to sleep...

I haven't slept in ages, let's talk about it tomorrow...

Then, Li Qingyu flopped onto the bed, embracing the assassin and Qiqi who were wrapped in the blankets, and fell fast asleep.

As for the husky...

Li Qingyu then left it to slumber inside the Heart of the Beast God, forgetting to release it.

..............

"Knock knock knock!!~"

"Boom boom boom boom!!~"

"Clang, clang, clang!!!"

"Coming, coming!" Hearing the increasingly terrifying knocking, Li Qingyu, clutching a much-wilted orange, sleepily got out of bed and opened the door. "Mom..."

"It's so late, let's have dinner."

Mom glanced at the mess on the bed and the computer screen playing black opera.

"Young man, be moderate. I just made some fish soup to nourish you." With that, Mom turned and went to the living room.

"Well...."

Li Qingyu blinked and turned to look. He saw Qiqi and the Great Assassin sitting on the edge of the bed, watching the black man singing Peking Opera on the computer screen. They seemed quite engrossed in watching.

So he was the only one who hadn't woken up; his two daughters had been awake for a while.

However, Black Peking Opera...

Li Qingyu suddenly realized the monitor's terrible performance at that moment.

Whether it's a man or a woman, a human or a dog, they're all blacked out.

Even so, the two daughters were thoroughly enjoying themselves.

I don't understand what kind of aesthetic it is.

Not long after, Li Qingyu brought his two daughters to the dining table.

Then, Li Qingyu looked at the fish soup placed in the center of the table and suddenly felt that it looked very familiar.

"Mom, where did you get this fish?" Li Qingyu asked curiously.

"Oh... this fish was taken out of your fish tank..." Mom said calmly, already picking up a soup spoon to scoop up some soup. "But the fish's head is too big, there's not much fish meat to eat, so drink more soup."

My...fish tank...

Holy crap... Kun Kun!?

Li Qingyu's eyes widened in surprise.

"Mom...did you kill them all?" Li Qingyu asked, clinging to a sliver of hope.

"No, there are more than ten. Who would eat them all if we killed them all?" Mom glanced at Li Qingyu. "There are a few more being kept in the kitchen for breeding. We'll kill them later."

"Phew..." Li Qingyu hurriedly ran to the kitchen and put away the remaining Kun Kun. Unfortunately, he didn't know if the original Kun Kun was still there. They all looked quite frightened. He didn't want to scare the child.

Then...

"Snoring!"

"It smells so good!!"

Li Qingyu was very happy with his drink.

The assassin and Kiki were also having a great time drinking.

As he was drinking, Li Qingyu had a sudden thought. He picked up a fish, stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it whole without even chewing.

In the blink of an eye.

A premonition arose in my mind.

Li Qingyu knew that his lifespan had increased.

Not only that, he also obtained an SS-level physique, the Innate Dao Body!

[Innate Dao Body]

[Rank: SS]

[The Dao that can be spoken of: Increases the chance of enlightenment by 500%, the success rate of enlightenment by 1000%, and the success rate of merging with the Dao by 5000%.]

I never expected this...

Even though Kun Kun was made into soup, it still retained its original function.

Li Qingyu felt it was pretty good, especially since the soup tasted good too.

Of course, besides the fish soup, there were four other dishes on the table. However, Li Qingyu was somewhat hesitant to comment on these four dishes.

It looks so bizarre...

Have you ever heard of braised bananas in oil? Have you ever tried pig tail sashimi?

Li Qingyu couldn't bear to look.

The strange thing is... my mom's cooking has always been like this, so why did I only realize it now...?

Li Qingyu frowned. Could it be that his tastes had become more discerning?

"Yuyu, how did the blind date go?" Mom asked while chewing on a pig's tail.

"A blind date?"

Li Qingyu was taken aback. We were clearly going to compete.

Then Li Qingyu remembered Miss Orange, whom he had initially mistaken for his mother's best friend.

“The same as always…” Li Qingyu shrugged.

...

America.

Button City, MIB Headquarters.

Minister's Office.

"This time they didn't even hold a meeting, and they all tacitly chose planetary fusion?"

Agent O, sitting on the sofa, stretched out his beautiful figure: "Looks like everyone hopes for a super planet to appear."

“If we hadn’t forced the selection of the secret realm last time, it would definitely have merged with Blue Star in the end.” Old Te said calmly, his eyes deep. “This time, it’s just what everyone wants.”

"It's what everyone wants, isn't it just those small countries making noise..." Agent O curled his lip.

"Forming small star systems is quite good, isn't it? It can also build a defense perimeter for Blue Star. Becoming a super Blue Star would really make it a huge target. If something unexpected happens, it would all be gone..."

"Furthermore, our Earth doesn't yet have the protection of a super atmosphere. We don't know if we'll have any problems after becoming a super-Earth..."

"Alright, let's not talk about this anymore," Old Trump interrupted. "Has Old Deng made any moves lately?"

"Yes, they're incredibly excited. They've formed over a dozen diplomatic teams, ready to establish diplomatic relations with the witch as soon as the planetary fusion is complete."

"Now everyone realizes that the witch has gone from being an enemy to a 'hot pot' (a metaphor for a woman who is very attractive to men)."

Agent O shrugged and smiled slightly.

"But Old Deng has also improved. This time, the bodyguards of the diplomatic team are all fresh-faced Homelanders, each one more handsome than the last. I wonder if they're planning to seduce witches."

"Speaking of which... do witchcraft civilizations have men? They can't all be women, right? How do they have children?" Agent O suddenly asked, puzzled.

"Give the order to obtain more witch samples to enrich the gene pool."

"Okay, boss."

As Agent O gracefully departed, the office returned to its usual tranquility.

a long time.

A clear, youthful voice, yet slightly deep, rang out.

"Father, I'm back..."