Unorthodox Evolution: This Dog Has a Censor Bar, Run!

Blue Star was dragged by the Heavenly Dao to compete in a tournament. As a member of the united national squad, Li Qingyu always felt that... weren't all his teammates acting like protagonists?...

Chapter 665 Why are you glaring at me?

The husky then unleashed a frenzied barrage of shots.

The first to suffer was not Black Cloud, but the Tentacle Heavenly Soldiers who followed behind Black Cloud, eagerly but still unable to catch up.

After the laser.

The tentacle soldiers dwindled significantly in an instant.

However, the tentacled soldiers' cushioning did not diminish the laser's power in the slightest.

The chaotic, multicolored laser beams continued their relentless trajectory towards the dark clouds.

However....

At this critical moment.

From within the black cloud that had been split in two and then reassembled, a huge token suddenly emerged, blocking the husky's primal destructive wave.

Of course, it was only for a moment.

Li Qingyu didn't even see what was written on the token before it was shattered into pieces by the Primal Destruction Wave.

But in that instant, the dark cloud successfully rushed to the ruptured void.

They are about to break through and escape the blockade.

Li Qingyu raised an eyebrow.

Just as they were about to unlock the heart of the Beast God, a rough wave of energy was about to erupt.

Click!

The void exploded.

The sudden turn of events in the distance made Li Qingyu's eyes widen in surprise.

However....

Not only Li Qingyu, but everyone on Blue Star and the Moon who was observing this battle couldn't help but widen their eyes.

"This...this is...."

At the Te'an Building, Hao Laoda's hand, holding a teacup, trembled as he watched the live broadcast.

His pants were soaked, but he didn't even realize it.

"Waaaah... I regret it. I knew the human race was miserable, but I never imagined it would be this bad. We're getting beaten every single day..."

The White Witch King held Paige, who should have been killed by Hela but was still alive, and howled incessantly, drooling from the corner of his mouth.

"Holy crap... a huge burp! What a huge burp!" The seeds in the Bat Princess's hand scattered all over the ground.

"Hey, Mulan, look! That phantom looks like a pig's head!"

Qiao Cheng, who was browsing the stalls with Mulan and stuffing her face with food, pointed at the faint light and shadow reflected in the night sky with great curiosity.

Damn it....

He was right... There are enemies outside the blockade!?

Li Qingyu was truly stunned this time.

Damn it...

What a huge pig's head...

With a casual snap of its mouth, the pig's head swallowed up the black clouds and the tentacle-like heavenly soldiers.

The Empress Baby, whom Li Qingyu had designated as his next pet, hadn't even made a peep yet.

If the original Leviathan was the size of Earth, then the pig's head that appeared before Li Qingyu now... Li Qingyu even thought...

Bigger than the sun...

"Crimson, attribute."

Surprised, Li Qingyu quickly asked.

[Crimson: Let's not watch anymore. If we really can't take it, we might as well just throw mushrooms...]

Hearing Shen Hong's answer, Li Qingyu's lips twitched.

Damn it...

You're a coward even at SSS level, but why are you still so cowardly at X level?

[Crimson: It's not that I'm a coward, it's just that that pig's skin is too thick; I can't see through it.]

[But even an X-level sister couldn't see through this pigskin, so its strength is beyond question...]

Just as Li Qingyu was communicating with Shen Hong.

Having just swallowed the pig's head containing the black cloud and the tentacle heavenly soldiers, it suddenly turned its eyes and looked towards Li Qingyu.

Li Qingyu was startled by the gaze.

Those big eyes are terrifying...

Immediately, Li Qingyu realized something was wrong, even though the pig's eyes were looking in his direction.

But if you look closely...

You will find...

That pig-headed guy must be looking at... the moon!?

Li Qingyu touched his chin, confirming that he hadn't misread it.

However, Li Qingyu wasn't too worried about the moon.

because....

The moon has always been assumed to be part of the Earth, so the protection of the Earth's systems must cover the moon.

Li Qingyu's only worry was...

That pig-headed guy had nothing better to do than swallow the sun...

The sun has no system to protect it.

By then, the solar system will be completely defunct, and Li Qingyu will truly have to evolve into a light bulb.

That's right, among the antiques that Princess Bat sent, there really was the first light bulb on Earth, it's just that Li Qingyu hasn't had time to evolve it yet.

Suddenly.

Li Qingyu realized that something was wrong.

It seems that the pig's head's gaze as it looked at the moon didn't resemble a desire to devour it at all.

Those sparkling, gleaming eyes...

Just like how elementary school students see lollipops, middle school students see popping candy, and college students see popping candy.

really....

The next second.

That pig's head actually stretched out an enormous, drooling tongue and slowly licked towards the moon.

This scene made Li Qingyu swallow hard.

I feel a little nauseous and a little lost.

this....

Should we stop it?

They just lick it, even through the system's protection.

It shouldn't be a big problem, right?

Despite thinking this, Li Qingyu still put away the dog and took out the Painful Madness.

It's highly unlikely that a husky could handle this pig.

But Li Qingyu still had confidence in treating Painful Madness.

Because Painful Madness has never let him down.

Li Qingyu did consider hiding back on Blue Star and waiting for an opportunity to strike. However, it was just a thought. Clearly, this pig was in cahoots with Bai Yun, who was blocking Blue Star. Li Qingyu was also a little annoyed that he would leave without a fight.

Looking at the pig's head and tongue, it seems to be getting closer and closer to the moon.

After a moment's thought.

Li Qingyu took out a specially made void megaphone and shouted loudly.

"Hey! What kind of pig are you, daring to invade my solar system?"

In an instant.

A strong sound wave traveled toward the pig's head.

However, Pighead acted as if he hadn't heard Li Qingyu's shouts and continued to do as he pleased.

Instead, his gaze at the moon grew increasingly excited, and his saliva drifted in the air, truly like the Milky Way.

Li Qingyu felt like vomiting just looking at it.

This moment.

Li Qingyu especially misses Lao Gan Milk and Mohe Sauce.

Unfortunately, Li Qingyu tried many times afterward, but he could not replicate the original charm of Lao Gan Nai.

Li Qingyu even considered taking out his poop and throwing it over there.

But when he thought of the people of the entire planet Earth behind him, Li Qingyu suppressed the urge.

This is so damn stupid....

Forget it... I'll just stab it anyway...

There's nothing I can do; I just can't shake off my idol image.

Li Qingyu sighed and silently raised the Painful Madness.

However, just as Li Qingyu was about to use the Ruyi to amplify the pain and chop off the pig's head...

“Buzz.…”

My pocket vibrated.

Li Qingyu was taken aback and blinked.

Because Li Qingyu noticed that the pig's head in front of him had inexplicably stopped there, and at the same time turned its eyes to stare at Li Qingyu.

Depend on....

You lick your...

What, is it bothering you that my phone is ringing?