Unorthodox Evolution: This Dog Has a Censor Bar, Run!

Blue Star was dragged by the Heavenly Dao to compete in a tournament. As a member of the united national squad, Li Qingyu always felt that... weren't all his teammates acting like protagonists?...

Chapter 68 Green Salted Fish

The bird was shot too...

Although the shot went astray.

We've used up all our evolution points.

Although it didn't evolve into anything... items that would increase combat power.

However, they all seem quite useful, especially the last one, "Holding the Piece".

Incidentally, Li Qingyu also figured out some patterns in the evolution of the Crimson Crimson, which was quite good overall.

Feeling bored, Li Qingyu opened the virtual map of Saha Star and observed the distance between Otis and himself.

Tsk tsk tsk....

That Otis is really something, can't he just hurry up? What's with all the slacking off...?

Yes, Li Qingyu, who was confident in his abilities, began to complain that Otis was too slow.

Hurry up, hurry up, come quickly, die quickly so we can rush to collect the corpses.

Li Qingyu had even used up his reserve evolution points in preparation for a possible battle, and now that he had no points left, he was very anxious.

Besides... what fun is there in life if you don't collect corpses?

Feeling somewhat irritated, Li Qingyu glanced at the husky lying on its back at his feet, its head and body folded at a 250-degree angle, its tongue covering its eyes, and its lower body exposed to the sun, looking like a corpse.

Li Qingyu kicked the husky's butt and casually gave the order:

"Come on, let's go back inside. I'll give you something good to eat."

After saying that, Li Qingyu took the lead and walked into Pineapple Castle.

I'm not going to sunbathe anymore... it's pointless...

It's hot enough... but there's nowhere to shoot...

Back inside Pineapple Castle, Li Qingyu didn't bother to conserve electricity and simply turned on all the air conditioners. With the sun shining so brightly outside, the solar-powered Pineapple Castle would definitely have enough.

As Li Qingyu passed the bedroom on the third floor, he paused, feeling hesitant.

How about... lying down for a while?

Oh well... never mind.

With another sigh, Li Qingyu continued walking downstairs.

The enemy is almost here, taking a nap... that's just too much.

Li Qingyu returned to the living room via the stairs and picked up the cookie box from the coffee table.

Then, Li Qingyu skillfully lay down on the sofa, propped his feet up on the coffee table, and shifted his body a couple of times to better embed himself into the sofa.

Hiss...that feels so good...

Li Qingyu fiddled with the cookie box in one hand and picked up the remote control in the other.

*Smack!*

The Pineapple brand big-butt TV was turned on.

Sizzle...

Hmm...very good, a snowflake...

This damn planet? It doesn't even have a TV station. What a waste of our big color TV.

However, even though there were no programs on TV, Li Qingyu still inexplicably felt more comfortable once the TV was turned on.

Let the air conditioner run... watch TV... relax on the sofa...

This is such a simple life...

Li Qingyu casually tossed aside the remote control, looked at the cookie box in his hand, and twisted it hard.

Let's take a look at what exactly small gains and small penalties are!

When the cookie box was opened, I saw the familiar husky head etched on the caramel cookies inside.

Li Qingyu fell silent...

After a long while, Li Qingyu reached out and took out the caramel biscuit.

I took a sniff, and I must say, it smells quite nice...

Moreover, the cookies were still slightly warm, as if they had just come out of the oven.

Holding the biscuit, Li Qingyu looked at the husky that had come downstairs with him and reached out to offer the biscuit to the husky's mouth.

"Come on, try some!"

The husky looked at the dog's head on the biscuit with a puzzled expression, then looked up at Li Qingyu...

After looking at Li Qingyu, Erha looked at the dog's head again...

I don't know... what are they comparing between Dog Head and Li Qingyu for?

Seeing that the husky was looking around like a fool and wouldn't bite, Li Qingyu reached out and shoved the caramel biscuit into the husky's mouth.

This stupid dog... still needs to be fed...

The husky stopped arguing and swallowed the biscuit with a lick of its tongue.

Seeing that Li Qingyu didn't intend to take out another biscuit, the husky wagged its tail and lay down on the carpet.

Hmm... Master Ha, who has been busy all day, is also sleepy.

However, Li Qingyu, sitting on the sofa, clearly saw what happened after the husky ate the biscuit...

The fur on the husky's head gradually turned green.

Until... emerald green!

This... is this a minor punishment?

Sigh... I wonder how long this green will last.

My poor little dog, it probably doesn't even know it's been cheated on.

On Li Qingyu's head, Princess Qiqi, who was also glowing green, flew curiously to the husky's head and looked around.

They seem to be wondering... how did this dog become green...?

Could it be... that I caught it from her?

Having finally witnessed the cookie's effect, Li Qingyu closed the cookie box again and put it back on the coffee table. Barring any unforeseen circumstances, there will be another caramel cookie in the box tomorrow.

Looking at it from another perspective, this thing is actually pretty good. It's like having cookies every day, right? If you ignore the minor punishments, it's like a cookie box that will never let you starve.

It's pretty good... I just don't know what the small boost will be like.

Ugh... so boring, I think I'll take a nap.

Feeling that he had nothing to do, Li Qingyu told Qiqi to remember to wake him up later, then turned over and dozed off on the sofa.

In battle, conserving energy is also important...

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Blue Star Official Live Broadcast Room.

Jinghai City Live Broadcast Room.

Miss Orange looked at Li Qingyu, who had his eyes closed, with a helpless expression.

This guy... doesn't he realize he's about to go into battle? I thought he was going to do some pre-battle preparations, why is he asleep again?

Miss Orange was too lazy to say anything more.

Otis, hurry up and come here. What are you slacking off for? You're flying so slowly. Can't you see everyone here is asleep?

The tense atmosphere in the live stream chat had also disappeared.

"Everyone saw it, right? Kicking the dog repeatedly is bad enough, but they even cuckolded it! The China Pet Association has to give us an explanation this time!"

"Tsk tsk tsk... How did Li Qingyu manage to turn a dog into a cuckold?"

"Is there something wrong with those cookies?"

"Not necessarily. Maybe it's the result of Li Qingyu praying on the rooftop."

"Now that's great, both the dog and its owner are glowing green, this will surely dazzle the contestants from the Abyss Civilization."

"I'm guessing the Licking King can sleep until night."

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