Unorthodox Evolution: This Dog Has a Censor Bar, Run!

Blue Star was dragged by the Heavenly Dao to compete in a tournament. As a member of the united national squad, Li Qingyu always felt that... weren't all his teammates acting like protagonists?...

Chapter 749 The Advancement of a Useless Woman

New Australia.

The Witch's Royal City, the Witch Queen's Palace.

The Witch King's Palace, which originally consisted only of the floorboards, has been completely restored.

Of course, the decorating style was also changed.

It has transformed from its original spacious and luxurious state into a place full of modern atmosphere.

At this moment, on the soft white sofa, a white-haired girl with heterochromatic eyes is curled up, watching a 200-inch super color TV.

Inside the color TV, the most popular children's animation on Earth, "The Love Between Cats and Dogs," was playing.

"Waaaaah..."

"So infuriating! Why can't Haha and Meow Meow be together? This is discrimination, prejudice, and the false moral constraints imposed by humans!"

"Waaaaah, I'm going to curse that scriptwriter!"

The White Witch King became increasingly excited as he watched, wishing he could smash the color TV to pieces.

But when I thought about how expensive this thing was, I had no choice but to give up the idea.

"Lord White Witch King, there is simply no opportunity."

Beside her, with a pink hairdryer on her head, the slender Peppa Pig witch looked somewhat helpless.

"What opportunity?"

The White Witch King's eyes were blurry with tears, as if he hadn't yet recovered from the taboo story of the cat and dog's love.

"An opportunity to wipe out the human race."

Paige the Witch sighed.

"In the last match, the human race was practically invincible, especially that guy Li Qingyu, who had absolutely no weaknesses."

"Or rather... none of the three seeded players have any weaknesses..."

"Why...."

Upon hearing this, the White Witch King sighed and turned off the color TV.

"To be honest, if I could just lie here like this forever, even if I had to cling to the human race, it would be pretty good."

Paige the Witch nodded.

"Yes, it's really comfortable to lie down like this. You don't have to think about anything or calculate anything."

"Unfortunately, the future of humanity is bleak."

"In the end... it's still a wrecked ship."

The White Witch King rolled over on the sofa, her long, fair legs swaying back and forth.

"Indeed... humanity's fate is sealed by destiny. Even if we wanted to lie low, we probably wouldn't be able to for long..."

The witch Paige asked softly, "Your Majesty the White Witch King, the anti-human equation has been completed. How about in the next match... I'll find another opportunity?"

"No."

The White Witch King shook his head, his long white hair swaying back and forth.

"Let's continue researching the advanced anti-human equations. The humans in this plane have been strengthened by their civilization multiple times, so the elementary anti-human equations probably won't be very effective."

"It might only have the effect of relieving a cold or fever, so there's no need to waste this trump card."

"and...."

The White Witch King fiddled with the remote control.

"And what?" Paige the Witch asked, somewhat puzzled.

"I suddenly don't want to target the human race anymore."

"Since fate will ultimately punish humanity anyway, we don't need to take action; we can just wait and see, right?"

"Won't this planet still be ours by then?"

The White Witch King's eyes shone brightly as he praised his own cleverness.

"Perfect timing. Before fate punishes humanity, we might be able to get a few more wins and gain some benefits."

"By the way, I obtained an A-level hypersensitive talent. What did you obtain?"

The White Witch King suddenly became very interested.

"Well...."

Paige the Witch was a little confused.

"I've gained the socket talent... I can recharge myself..."

"Can I plug into this socket?"

"This... I don't know, I haven't really researched this talent yet..."

"Come on, give it a try, give it a try!~"

"Well... I'm here?"

"bring it on!"

"Aaaaaaaahh ...

a long time....

The White Witch King and Paige the Witch collapsed onto the sofa, both soaking wet.

"Oh, right, Peppa..."

The White Witch King's voice was weak and trembling slightly.

"What's wrong, Lord White Witch King?"

Peppa was no better off; her rounded chest heaved, and her plump legs were crossed, revealing an alluring sheen.

"My evil body is gone."

"The Black Witch King has disappeared!?"

"So...now you know why I'm planning to take a break for a while..."

"I see."

.................

Jinghai City.

Guanghan Residential Area.

After seeing off the cook and the freeloader.

Li Qingyu sat alone on the balcony again, looking at the colorful night view of Jinghai City.

Qiao Cheng came over for a simple reason: she brought him a lump of yellow rice cakes.

It was said to be an antique sent by a close friend from abroad.

Out of curiosity, Li Qingyu also lost a few evolution points.

The finished product...

Li Qingyu had to admit, it was actually quite good.

【Super Golden Fertilizer】

[Rank: SS]

Increases the yield of any plant by 18,000. The effect is discounted if the plant's level is higher than SS.

[Spreading golden fertilizer, the yield is 18,000 jin per mu! ~]

This thing...it's incredibly effective!

If he had had this thing back then, the Sacred Ruins King Tree wouldn't have borne just a dozen or so fruits, but over ten thousand!

That way, his mother wouldn't stew him in one pot.

Now there's nothing left.

Unfortunately, there are no "what ifs"...

It will be tens of thousands of years before the Sacred Ruins King Tree bears fruit again, so Li Qingyu has given up on hoping for it.

They withdrew their attention from Jin Ke La.

In the end, Li Qingyu's gaze fell upon his worn-out shoes.

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