Unorthodox Evolution: This Dog Has a Censor Bar, Run!

Blue Star was dragged by the Heavenly Dao to compete in a tournament. As a member of the united national squad, Li Qingyu always felt that... weren't all his teammates acting like protagonists?...

Chapter 836 Hero Goblin

White Ice Royal City.

The largest supermarket in the upscale neighborhood, Da Mu Supermarket.

Qiao Cheng leisurely pushed an oversized shopping cart, strolling among the endless high-end ingredients, occasionally plucking a crab leg or breaking off a shrimp claw to stuff into her mouth, looking extremely satisfied.

As for Li Qingyu, who was sitting in the baby basket in the shopping cart, he looked helpless.

I didn't get to go for a foot massage or back scrub.

Old Master Qiao, the Ice City Lord, is a doting father to his daughter.

Amidst Qiao Cheng's furious roar, she abandoned Li Qingyu without uttering a sound.

Out of consideration for Qiao Cheng's amnesia, Li Qingyu had no choice but to reluctantly accompany her to the supermarket, since he had done so many supermarkets back on Earth.

"If you eat like that... will supermarkets still sell it?"

Watching Qiao Cheng eat all the way, Li Qingyu finally couldn't help but speak up.

"What kind of supermarket?"

Qiao Cheng blinked her bright eyes and puffed out her little mouth.

“This is my family’s supermarket. They will pack up all the things I just tasted.”

Qiao Cheng pointed to the saleswoman in black stockings standing to the side.

"Well...."

Li Qingyu was somewhat flustered.

"So it's your supermarket? Then why are you shopping with me, pushing a shopping cart?"

"Oh dear..."

Qiao Cheng opened a bottle of soda that looked expensive and handed it to Li Qingyu.

"I'm a little nervous about the upcoming match, and the best way to relax is to eat something!"

"Little Qingyu, pick whatever you like, and I'll treat you to whatever you choose!"

Li Qingyu took the soda and looked at the red octopus floating and wriggling inside the crystal-clear glass bottle, and suddenly some unpleasant memories came to mind.

I don't know either...

Did the ownership of that Sunshine Burger change hands?

"Fine, you drink it..."

Li Qingyu handed the soda back to Qiao Cheng, genuinely unable to bring himself to drink it.

Qiao Cheng took the soda, looking slightly puzzled.

"Aren't you thirsty? This is a limited edition, 82-year-old rare octopus-shaped soda, a bottle costs nearly a million spirit coins!"

As she spoke, Qiao Cheng suddenly shook the bottle.

Shake the soda in the bottle into a spiral shape while the red octopus is dizzy and disoriented.

He tilted his head back.

Blow it away in one gulp.

"ha...."

"This sticky, slippery, constantly wriggling feeling."

"Little Qingyu, are you sure you don't want a bottle?"

Qiao Cheng casually tossed the empty bottle into her shopping cart, patted her stomach, and expressed her satisfaction.

"No..."

Li Qingyu curled his lip in disdain.

"By the way, what about your few glamorous little followers?" Qiao Cheng suddenly changed the subject.

Little follower?

One emperor and two young girls...

Li Qingyu raised an eyebrow, a strange feeling creeping over him... Was his blind date interrogating him? Or was she jealous?

He shook his head.

Shaking off this bizarre illusion, Li Qingyu calmly shrugged.

"The goblins sent people to assassinate us, so of course I have to give them a little something!"

"They went with my sincerity."

"A gift?" Qiao Cheng shrugged. "Well, we were originally planning to have hot pot for dinner tonight because there were so many people."

"Since there aren't many people, let's have mala tang (spicy hot pot)."

Qiao Cheng stopped her shopping cart and looked at the giant crab with sixteen legs inside the huge water tank in front of her.

"Crab-infused spicy hot pot?"

Li Qingyu turned his head.

Looking at this crab, it somehow looks... kind of delicious?

It's like...

I sensed the presence of evolution points!?

"Where did this crab come from?"

Li Qingyu's eyes lit up, and he became interested.

"Where else could crabs come from? Of course, from the sea!" Qiao Cheng tilted her head.

Just then.

The saleswoman in black stockings standing nearby offered an explanation.

"Most crabs are caught and farmed in inland or near-shore areas, but this one is different. It is a giant king crab that accidentally entered the near-shore area from the deep sea. It can only be caught under extremely lucky conditions."

"A giant king crab?" Qiao Cheng exclaimed in sudden realization, "No wonder I've never seen one before!"

"It's a rare item from the deep sea!"

"Deep-sea...rare item?"

Li Qingyu looked at the precious king crab in front of him, lost in thought.

"Why...don't you actively go deep-sea fishing? For advanced cultivators, going to sea shouldn't be difficult, right?"

"deep sea?"

The saleswoman stared wide-eyed in surprise.

"How can we go to the deep sea? Isn't the deep sea a forbidden zone?!"

"Forbidden area?"

..................................

The coastline of the ten continents.

The scene was horrific.

If classified according to film rating systems, it would be at least Category 7 or higher...

Meanwhile, at the heart of the horde of wailing demons.

Niu Tutu, holding a butterfly knife, stood in front of Bai Jingjing, his face serious.

"Why are these goblins so strong!?"

Bai Jingjing's bones were trembling.

Tragic, so tragic...

Looking at the events and scenes around her, Bai Jingjing felt that her worldview had been completely crushed, trampled, and reduced to dust.

Niu Tutu suddenly swung the butterfly knife.

Instantly, a sharp blade of energy flashed, and a group of goblins was completely torn apart.

However, the next second, the empty space filled with chunks of meat was quickly filled by goblins that squeezed in from behind.

However, before Niu Tutu could even throw a few slashes...

A burly goblin, clad in golden armor and at least three meters tall, descended from the sky and stood in front of Niu Tutu.

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