Blue Star was dragged by the Heavenly Dao to compete in a tournament. As a member of the united national squad, Li Qingyu always felt that... weren't all his teammates acting like protagonists?...
Li Qingyu had a nightmare.
At first, he dreamed of countless tiny tentacles that roamed and caressed his body.
Gently glide over each part.
Gentle, yet stimulating.
In his dream, he was filled with excitement, and his kidneys surged with boundless energy.
Then he was sold.
It was sold to the old duck shop next to the curb.
We are constantly recharging our guests.
From the perspective of the dream, Li Qingyu could clearly see himself growing thinner and thinner until he resembled a skeleton, dying from kidney failure.
During this time, she couldn't bear it any longer and used her skin to transform into a woman.
It was resold to the old hen shop across the street.
A double nightmare!!
"Damn it... could it be that my original body was juiced?"
Li Qingyu sat up in bed, feeling somewhat uneasy.
With his physical defenses so strong, it would be quite difficult for him to die or get injured. Furthermore, several parts of his body had been upgraded, making him completely immune to enemies trying to burrow through him.
So after thinking it over and over...
The easiest thing to lose is one's virginity...
"So you lost your virginity in the end and didn't even realize it?"
Li Qingyu felt it was somewhat absurd, and also felt he had been taken advantage of.
"Big sister, can you predict whether the main body is safe, instead of the location?" Li Qingyu decided to ask anyway, in case she inexplicably had an illegitimate child or daughter, that would be terrible.
Bringing your child to a blind date will significantly reduce your chances of success.
[Crimson: No need for prophecy, it's safe! ~]
"Well...."
"So decisive?"
Li Qingyu hesitated for a moment, then continued to ask, "How are your kidneys?"
【Crimson: Very good! ~】
"call...."
"Then I'm relieved."
Li Qingyu beckoned Huang Tian to get out of bed.
Let's have breakfast first, and after breakfast, we'll go clear out the goblins and finish this first match as soon as possible.
Li Qingyu figured it out.
This so-called civilization competition in a small world probably won't last many rounds.
There are only four civilizations in total.
One team is eliminated in each match, so there are only three matches played.
So, there's no rush.
If nothing unexpected happens.
Everyone else is grinding for points, but he doesn't need to. He can just wait patiently.
However, just as Li Qingyu was the first to sit down at the table, waiting for the kitchen to serve the dishes...
Suddenly, a little maid in black stockings came running over, carrying a mobile phone. After passing through a close security check by the two women, the little maid ran to Li Qingyu's side and held up the mobile phone.
"Young Master, the young master is looking for you."
Looking at the little maid's rosy cheeks and her eyes that held a mixture of excitement and admiration.
Li Qingyu smiled and took the phone.
Suddenly, I realized that inheriting my cheap old man's property and maid squad wasn't so bad after all.
While a loli created by tossing scallions might smell nice, she's too dull. She doesn't look as cheerful as a naturally grown loli.
He waved.
After gesturing for the maid to leave.
Li Qingyu held the mobile phone to his ear.
"Hello?"
"Qingyu!~"
Qiao Cheng's voice rang out from inside the mobile phone.
"I just discovered this morning that there's an points shop next to the map the system gave us! Shall we go and get some points?!"
"You want to accumulate points?"
Li Qingyu suddenly realized that he wasn't the only Dao Child among the human race.
He has teammates!
but....
Why is Qiao Cheng getting involved? With the speed of her orange juice sword... it wouldn't even be able to cross the sea.
"Let's go together! You fly fast, so we can get more!"
Qiao Cheng seemed very interested.
"There's a free-range chicken-flavored 'Overlord Pig' for sale in the points mall. Don't you want to try it, Qingyu?"
"Chicken-flavored... Overlord Pig?"
Li Qingyu also perked up and quickly opened the points shop.
You know what?
The "Overlord Pig" is actually selling pork that tastes just like free-range chicken.
The description says it's a world delicacy, a rare product of the Little Thousand Worlds, and the price is also very attractive. Compared to the souvenir Dragon Sniper at 69 points and the basketball at 1000 points, the Tyrant Pig only costs 10 points.
Li Qingyu glanced at his five points.
Suddenly I feel that switching pigs isn't so bad.
"I'm going to the Goblin Civilization later, Orange, are you coming?"
Since the phone call has already come in.
Li Qingyu decided to ask him directly.
After all, they were from the same hometown, her former blind date, and the ruthless cleaning machine at the dinner table. Li Qingyu thought it wouldn't hurt to let Qiao Cheng see the world.
Don't wait until Qiao Cheng regains her memory to say that you weren't considerate enough.
"Goblin civilization?"
"Qingyu, how did you know? I'm planning to go to the Goblin Civilization. One Dao Child is worth five points; kill a few more, and the Tyrant Boars will come!"
Qiao Cheng said they hit it off immediately.
Li Qingyu was speechless.
How the hell do you know how many ways there are to goblins?
What if there's only one?
Having agreed to meet after lunch, Li Qingyu hung up the phone and prepared to enjoy breakfast.
Just then, Wu Yingying and Mei Hualu came over, arm in arm. Li Qingyu was speechless. When did you two become so intimate? How come he didn't notice?
"Good morning, Qingyu!"
"Qingyu, let's go wash Mom's feet today!"
Breakfast in progress...
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Seaside of the Ten Continents.
The once mighty army.
At this moment, they all became like broken-winged hens, lying dead on the beach, trembling incessantly, yet unable to move their bodies even an inch.
Because their bones were all broken.
Countless mournful cries.
The sound lingered in my ears, echoing for a long time.
"Waaaaah... This skeleton is terrifying!~"
"My hands, my legs, my tail, my breasts... they're all broken, all broken!!"
"Aaaaah, kill me! If you have the guts, kill me!!!"
"This is the son of a goblin civilization?!?! He doesn't look like a goblin at all!!!"
"Don't suck me, don't suck me, ahhh, uhhh, glug..."
At this moment, the slender little skeleton was slowly strolling among the fallen army, like a little girl picking mushrooms.
He would occasionally pick up a lump of soldiers and suck on it like a jelly.
With two gurgling sounds, it sucked the skin off a muscular soldier until it was reduced to a thin layer of skin, leaving not even bones behind.
And behind the little skeleton.
The densely packed, all-encompassing hides resembled discarded blankets.
The beach was mostly scorched black.
It looks both absurd and terrifying.