【Marriage First, Love Later + Chasing Wife Crematorium + Sweet Pet + Dual Clean + Age Gap + Personality Gap】【Dark-bellied, Cold-hearted Big Bad Wolf VS Charming, Soft, and Cute Little White R...
Chapter 121 The Cannon Man Who Coaxes His Wife
After the group of people in the ward came out, they also added each other on WeChat.
Ouyang Jiashu took the initiative to attack Xue Jing, and Xue Jing wanted to get close to Lu Shixu. In the end, Lu Yiyi got angry and flew into a rage on the spot. In the end, no one gained anything and they all parted unhappily.
Only Lin Youqian quietly watched over Qi Xu, coaxing her with all kinds of sweet words.
"Qiqi, do you want to eat strawberries? I'll feed you."
"Qiqi, do you feel numb lying down? Let me massage your feet."
"Qiqi, are your eyes tired from looking at your phone? Let me help you do eye exercises!"
"Qiqi, can I tell you a joke?"
"Qiqi, your hair is so soft. I really want to braid it into a cute little braid for you."
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Qi Xu felt extremely annoyed. Why hadn't he noticed before that he was so nagging? "Don't eat, don't be cold, don't be thirsty, don't be tired, don't..."
"Hey, Lin Youqian, can't you just rest quietly for a while?"
Lin Youqian threw his phone on the bedside table and climbed onto Qi Xu's bed swiftly.
"Honey, my phone is out of battery. I'll watch some drama with you!"
Qi Xu's favorite dramas are sweet romance dramas where a domineering CEO falls in love with his young and charming wife, or those with a sleazy, romantic relationship where the protagonist is always in love with his wife in the early stages, but then chases her to the crematorium in the later stages.
As soon as Lin Youqian came on, the scene playing on the phone screen was the male lead lying on top of the female lead and kissing her passionately.
The sugar is so sweet, it's even stringy! Even through the screen, you can smell the hormones bursting out.
Lin Youqian's Adam's apple rolled, and he looked at Qi Xu with a dazed look. "Wife, I want it too!"
"Get out!" Qi Xu kicked him in the waist. The bed was narrow, and Lin Youqian almost rolled off the edge.
"If you don't want it, then don't. Why are you hitting me?" Lin Youqian shamelessly hugged Qi Xu tightly, not giving her another chance to use her fists and feet.
"Wife, just watching won't satisfy your craving. Your husband is right next to you, you can watch and eat at the same time."
His hands began to fan the flames restlessly, and his mouth was searching around the person's neck.
Qi Xu no longer had the heart to watch TV series. This man's hand was like a spark of fire, and he lit him up with just a slight touch.
"Lin Youqian, can you please behave yourself?"
"Didn't you say you would never touch me again in this life, that you thought I was greedy, and that you wanted me to fend for myself and live as a widow with that money?"
"Now, please keep your word and stay away from me!"
Pa, pa, pa! Lin Youqian slapped himself hard several times. His handsome face suddenly became red and swollen.
Qi Xu screamed, "Hey! Lin Youqian, what are you doing?"
Lin Youqian explained with a silly smile. "What a slap in the face!"
"I was an idiot. I said some bullshit in a fit of rage. Now I'm slapping myself in the face. I can't take it back!"
"Qiqi, forgive me, okay?"
After saying that, he clung to Qi Xu like a scoundrel. "Wife, come a little closer. My body is already outside and I'm about to fall off!"
Qi Xu gave him a slight push, and half of his body really slid to the ground.
"Isn't there a bed for accompanying patients over there? Go to your own bed!"
After finally climbing in, how could Lin Youqian possibly go down again? He held on to the guardrail tightly and refused to let go.
"No, the quilt on the bed is too thin and I'm cold."
Qi Xu didn't bother to pay attention to his nonsense. "Then change the bed, and you sleep in this one?"
"No, my wound hurts and it's inconvenient for me to move!"
What a lame excuse. Qi Xu thought of the awkward position of his injury and figured he couldn't do anything excessive at the moment, so he didn't have the heart to chase him away.
Unexpectedly, after a few minutes, she felt something particularly prickly around her waist.
"Lin Youqian, take off your belt. It's digging into my waist!"
Lin Youqian suppressed his laughter and asked her, "Are you sure you want to untie it? Let it out?"
Qi Xu then realized that something was wrong. "You, you, you, you are injured, aren't you?"
"Aren't you afraid that the wound you just sutured will burst open?"
"Get out of here!"
Lin Youqian leaned close to her ear and told her, "It's not hurt, idiot!"
"How could I be so stupid as to actually harm myself and affect your future welfare!"
Qi Xu was both embarrassed and angry, and couldn't help but kick him again. "Then you said you were injured and needed stitches. You bastard, you lied to me again."
"Ah!" Lin Youqian frowned and cried out in pain. "Wife, be gentle! Don't kick it!"
"I'm not lying to you. I was really hurt. It's just that the injury is on the inside of the thigh, very close."
"You just kicked me in the wound, and it's bleeding now. When I go out later, the doctor will probably think I'm having my period."
"Ah?" Qi Xu felt guilty for his recklessness. "You? Does it hurt?"
"It hurts! It hurts so much!" Lin Youqian started to play the victim again.
"Qiqi, can you help me check if the wound has split open? Do you want to sew it up again?"
"No! I don't want to see it, go find a doctor yourself!" Qi Xu said she didn't want to see it, but when Lin Youqian stretched out the blood-stained hand in front of her, she finally softened her heart.
But after watching it, she didn't know how to describe this man's ridiculous behavior in words.
"Lin Youqian, you're so injured, yet you're still so stubborn. I'm really... impressed by you, you idiot!"
"Doctor!" Qi Xu raised his hand to press the call bell, but was stopped by him.
"Don't shout, let's talk later. It's so embarrassing!" Lin Youqian leaned on her shoulder, feeling both pitiful and aggrieved.
"It's all your fault. You were the one who kicked me and the doctor thought I was the one who broke down."
Qi Xu was at a loss for words. "Even if it was my fault, if you hadn't messed around, would I have kicked you?"
"That's your fault too. I got hurt because I was saving you. It got up because of you. And now the wound is open because you kicked me. So you have to take responsibility."
"You're a surgeon, you come and sew me up!"
Qi Xu's expression was even uglier than his wound. "Why? I'm a patient lying in bed, not a doctor!"
Lin Youqian is playing dirty. "I don't care, I don't want anyone else, I just want you to sew for me."
"If you don't want to, just let it bleed. At worst, the bird will die. From now on, I will become a monk."
Qi Xu was speechless.
"Please, your thigh is injured. It has nothing to do with other organs. Don't act like a dead eunuch, it's hypocritical!"
Lin Youqian put away his miserable look and changed his tactics.
"Wife! If you really don't want to help me with the stitches, could you lend me a sanitary napkin to at least cushion me?"
"It's really embarrassing to see such a bloody mess!"
"Hahahahahahaha!" Qi Xu laughed so hard that he almost shook the bed over.
He couldn't imagine how funny it would be to see a grown man like Yoga Lin with a sanitary napkin in his trouser pocket.
"Okay, Qiqi, my precious princess. Please be considerate of your husband and help me take care of my wound, okay?"
"Please!"