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Chapter 130 Saliva Meal

Chapter 130 Saliva Meal

This table full of delicacies was all made by Aunt Su herself. She had worked hard all day, and now he was ruining it. Lu Shishang felt very sorry.

"Well, I'm really sorry. But I just had a physical last month and I'm in good health. Please don't be disgusted, okay?"

After being scolded by Lin Youqian, Xue Ling had completely given up on that cold-blooded and brutal man. She turned her attention to the gentle and refined Lu Shishang and was the first to come forward to curry his favor.

"It's our blessing to be able to be exposed to Mr. Lu's aura. I don't mind!"

As she spoke, she deliberately picked the dish that was most contaminated, took a large chopstick and put it into her mouth, completely ignoring the contemptuous looks from those around her.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Shiyu also helped his brother ease the embarrassment.

"He's my brother. We've been living together since we were little. I don't mind, so feel free to do as you please!"

As the younger sister, Lu Yiyi directly expressed her stance with her actions. She also gave Ouyang Jiashu two chopsticks.

“Eat quickly!”

"My brother is your future brother-in-law. You have to behave well!"

Ouyang Jiashu looked at the two large pieces of braised beef in the bowl with disdain. He really couldn't eat them, but he didn't dare to throw them away.

Then, Su Qian also gritted her teeth and picked up her chopsticks. "My mom worked so hard to make these dishes. If we don't eat, she'll be sad. So, please!"

After kidnapping Ouyang Jiashu, Lu Yiyi picked up a lot of dishes for Qi Xu.

"Qiqi, my brother is your brother. He loves you like his own sister. He gave you two black cards with small goals the first time we met. Why do you take a bite of his saliva?"

"As the saying goes, if we are not family, we will not enter the same house. Only when we support each other through thick and thin can we be called a true family. Come on, eat!"

After kidnapping Qi Xu, she turned her attention to Xue Jing and filled her bowl with food.

"Don't you like my second brother and want to be my second sister-in-law? If you can't even swallow a few drops of saliva, don't dream about it."

Xue Jing ate the food in the bowl with big mouthfuls and praised it with double entendres.

"Auntie Su's cooking is so delicious. Her cooking skills are comparable to those of a five-star hotel chef!"

From Lu Yiyi's words and Xue Jing's actions, Ouyang Jiashu slowly grasped the problem.

She asked blankly, "Do you like Lu Shixu?"

Xue Jing puffed out her cheeks, her mouth full of food, and nodded slightly. "Yeah!"

Ouyang Jiashu was heartbroken. He unconsciously put the food in the bowl into his mouth to hide his inner disappointment.

Everyone started eating without a care in the world, except Lin Youqian, who sat there like a statue, motionless.

Not only did he not eat it himself, he also didn't allow Qi Xu to eat it.

"Shut up. I won't let you eat another man's saliva!"

Su Qin, who was unaware of the truth, came up from the storage room carrying a bottle of treasured white wine.

"We don't have any good wine at home. This Jiannanchun is what Qianqian's grandfather loved to drink when he was alive. It's not expensive, but he said it tastes great. It's a rare day with so much fun, how about everyone have a drink?"

After clinking glasses, Su Qin saw that Lin Youqian was just sitting there without moving his chopsticks, so she picked up some food for him herself.

"Why aren't you eating, kid? Do you think Auntie's cooking is bad? Or are you allergic to something?"

Lin Youqian stared at Lu Shishang dimly. "I'm allergic to saliva."

Su Qin didn't expect rich people to be so particular. She looked a little embarrassed. "Sorry, Auntie forgot to wear a mask when she was cooking."

Lin Youqian tried to explain, but Qi Xu scolded him harshly. "Eat! Don't act like a spoiled brat!"

"Qiqi, I'm really allergic to saliva. I can't eat!"

Qi Xu grabbed his head, stamped his mouth, and deliberately spit some saliva at the corner of his mouth.

"Aren't you allergic to saliva? Are you still being pretentious?"

Lin Youqian licked the corner of his mouth, swallowing all the remaining saliva and smiling with a lingering feeling.

"You are the exception!"

Qi Xu glared at him fiercely. "Don't talk nonsense. Either eat or you'll be allergic to saliva for the rest of your life. Don't touch me."

Lin Youqian picked up a small bean sprout from the very back of the dish farthest from Lu Shishang and put it in his mouth.

Then he used this short bean sprout to cook a whole bowl of clean white rice.

In the end, everyone had full bellies and greasy mouths, except for Lin Youqian who ate a bowl of dry vegetarian rice.

Su Qin couldn't help herself and asked him with a dark face, "Xiao Lin, Auntie cooked a table full of dishes, isn't there anything that suits your taste?"

"Do you dislike your aunt so much?"

"If you look down on us poor people, don't come here again!"

Lin Youqian quickly explained. "Auntie, I don't dislike you. I dislike the saliva of the Lu family's eldest son."

Su Qin was puzzled. "What?"

Since the meal was over anyway, Lin Youqian was not afraid to say it out loud.

"Just now, Lu Shishang spit a large mouthful of soup on the table. All the dishes were covered in his saliva."

"But thankfully, Auntie, you're such a good cook that everyone finished all the dishes even though they made us drool."

"Next time I come, I'll have to eat your freshly made food!"

Su Qin had no idea about this. When she thought about the saliva in the food she had just eaten, she vomited.

All the food in my stomach gushed out.

After vomiting, she looked at Lu Shishang guiltily.

"Well, Xiao Lu, it's not that I dislike you. It's just that I've inhaled too much cooking fumes and I feel a little nauseous!"

Lu Shishang felt just as guilty as Su Qin, but at this moment he didn't know what to say.

Anyway, goodbye!

"Aunt Su, thank you for your hard work today and your warm hospitality. I have something else to do at the company, so I'll be leaving first. Please come to the Lu family with Qianqian another day!"

The situation was so awkward that Su Qin couldn't stay any longer.

"Go slowly! Don't drive if you've been drinking. Remember to call a designated driver!"

Lu Shiyu seized the opportunity and asked Su Qian, "Qianqian, you haven't drunk any alcohol, can you help drive me home?"

Su Qian told the truth. "Sorry, I can't drive. I don't have a driver's license."

Lu Shiyu came up with another excuse. "That's perfect. I'll teach you how to drive. I'll be your coach."

Su Qian still didn't understand, so she asked him, "Weren't you drunk just now? If you can't even understand it yourself, how are you going to teach me?"

"I mean later. Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after that, it's all fine!"

Su Qian shook her head. "No, I don't have time. I need to read and do homework! My mom said that taking the civil service exam is the most important thing in life. If I pass, my life will be secure."

Su Qin was so angry that her blood pressure soared.

This girl has really become stupid from studying too much. She is even less intelligent than Qi Xu.

"Oh my god, you're so stupid. From now on, I take back what I said. Love is the most important thing for you right now. When you have a stable relationship, I, your mother, will be relieved."

Su Qian retorted at the top of her voice.

"No, I won't talk about it."

"From childhood to adulthood, I have always obeyed you in everything, and now you even want to control my relationship. If you want to talk, go ahead, I won't talk anyway!"