Chapter 145 Family Planning Supplies

After walking a few dozen meters, Lin Youqian turned back and gave orders with a cold face.

"How many boxes can I get for you?"

The tactless soldier asked tactlessly, "Master Pao, what number do you want?"

"What do you think?"

Lin Youqian's roar shook the earth, frightening the soldiers so much that they rushed into the warehouse and took out all the family planning supplies.

"Master Pao, all styles, brands, and models are here, take your pick!"

"I'm picking your uncle's!"

How could he have the nerve to take something like this, even though he was asked to choose it himself? As the captain of the artillery team, wouldn't he care about his reputation?

The hot-tempered Mr. Pao left in anger.

After Lin Youqian left, the soldier immediately called the stationmaster and said that the warehouse needed to apply for a batch of sanitary napkins immediately.

Captain Lin of the artillery brigade got very angry in the warehouse because he didn't get this thing.

After hearing the whole story, the station chief wanted to rush down and beat up the foolish soldier.

"Purchasing, you idiot! Master Pao didn't let you eat the bullet on the spot, he was merciful."

"Hurry up and pick out a few boxes of the largest-sized family planning supplies and send them to Master Pao! It's best to hand them over to his wife right in front of Master Pao. Tell her this is a benefit the supply station gives to every married officer. Do you understand?"

"Oh!" The ignorant soldier finally understood why Master Pao was angry.

It turns out that you don't understand him and need the largest size.

After receiving instructions from his superiors, the warehouse keeper moved a large box of supplies, a total of one hundred boxes of extra-large family planning supplies, and rushed to the artillery brigade.

And he was very obedient, handing the big box to Qi Xu.

"Sister-in-law, this is the family planning kit our supplies department distributes to married officers."

"All of them are Pao Ye's size, super large!"

"Please enjoy your meal!"

Qi Xu froze instantly while holding the large box of supplies.

The sanitary napkins she wanted were not available, so what was the point of sending so many things?

Even if you do it three times a day all year round, you still can't use it up, right?

Is this the rhythm of letting her die in bed?

She shuddered with fright, then came to her senses and handed the box back to the soldier.

"Comrade! Thank you for your kindness. We don't need these things. Take them away!"

The soldier brought it specially to apologize, so how could he take it away? He would be scolded to death by his leader. He pushed the box back.

"No, no, no, sister-in-law. For your physical and mental health, please accept it."

"If it's not enough, I'll send you more next month!"

Still want to give it to him? Qi Xu felt that his life was about to end here.

"No, no, no, no, really no!"

The soldier pushed it over and said, "Sister-in-law, please accept it. You're welcome!"

Qi Xu pushed it away: "I'm not being polite, we really don't need it!"

The soldier continued to push: "If you don't accept it, I will be beaten to death by my leader!"

Qi Xu pushed hard: "If he dares to hit you, I will beat him to death!"

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As the two of them pulled violently, the box was suddenly torn open. A dazzling array of colorful boxes of various styles, including many unexpected erotic items, were scattered all over the floor.

Lin Youqian came in carrying two packs of sanitary napkins and just happened to see this intense scene.

"Qiqi, what's going on?"

"Who are you going to beat to death?"

Qi Xu picked up a box of utensils from the ground and threw it in his face.

"Beat you!"

"You bastard, what's the point of having so many things sent over here? You, you, you, are you a sea dog? Do you need so much? You, you, you, what do you think of me?"

Lin Youqian bent down, picked up the red assassin and took a look at the pattern and text on the packaging box, leaving him with no way to defend himself.

"Qiqi, that's not what I meant. I didn't ask them to send it!"

"How dare they send it if you don't ask for it, and send so much?"

When the soldier saw Pao Ye coming, he was so scared that he ran away.

"Captain Lin, I've delivered your things. I'm leaving now!"

"Enjoy your meal!"

Lin Youqian's mind is in a mess.

How did he end up with such a huge blame tied to his back when he was just buying a sanitary napkin? And it's the kind that can't be explained!

"Master Pao! You're amazing! So this is what you're busy with every day in the army?"

"Three boxes a day, is that enough?"

Lin Youqian's mind was working fast, thinking about how to explain this matter clearly.

"Qiqi! I really didn't ask anyone to give me this thing. Besides, I've definitely never used it before!"

"The reason they gave me so much is because... because... the army distributes this stuff to officers every month. But I didn't have a wife before, so I didn't need it, so I never received it. So they gave me all the money I've saved up over the years!"

“That’s why there are so many!”

"Qiqi, now you know how hard life in the army is, right?"

Qi Xucai didn't believe it. "If you haven't used it before, how could they know the model you need? And how could they send it so thoughtfully and accurately?"

Lin Youqian is wronged.

He swore, holding up two packs of pink tampons.

"Qiqi, I swear, I've never used one of these things since I was born."

"As for the size! There are big bathhouses in the army, and I often take a bath in them, so I accidentally exposed myself!"

Qi Xu's thoughts drifted thousands of miles away.

She couldn't imagine how shocking it would be to see hundreds of strong men standing naked in a large bathhouse, admiring each other face to face.

"Aren't you? Embarrassed?"

"Who has the best figure in your team?"

Lin Youqian's face turned dark in an instant! What was going on in this little woman's stupid head?

"Idiot! Of course it's your husband!"

"How do you think I got the nickname Pao Ye?"

Qi Xu thought that others called him "Mr. Pao" because his position was the captain of the artillery brigade.

Who knew it was due to such a bizarre reason.

"You guys are so vulgar!"

Lin Youqian laughed. "It's rough, but not vulgar!"

"Get out! You disgusting person!" Qi Xu snatched the sanitary napkin from his hand, slammed the door, and went into the bathroom.

After cleaning up, Qi Xu discovered a very frustrating problem.

This single dormitory room only has a small private bathroom without even a shower. How is she going to take a shower?

Are we going to the big bathhouse?

"Lin Youqian, my pants are dirty. Where is the laundry room?"

Lin Youqian told her. "Change it and put it in the basin. I'll help you wash it."

Qi Xu shook his head frantically. It was too embarrassing to let others do such a thing.

"No, no, I'll wash it myself!"

"This entire artillery building is full of men. The laundry room is full of shirtless men. Are you sure you want to go and wash your own clothes?"

Qi Xu's little face was wrinkled, uglier than a bitter melon. "No. I don't dare!"

"Or, throw it away?"

The wealthy prince of the Lin family shamelessly brought out the words "thrift and diligence" to preach.

"Throw it away? How extravagant! Our family is indeed wealthy, but we can't be so wasteful. We should be frugal when we should be frugal, and save when we should save. This is the good conduct of a military wife!"

"Besides, the army doesn't accept women's underwear. If you throw it away, what will you wear tomorrow? This area is all forested, there are no shopping malls. I can't go out and buy you underwear in the middle of the night."

Qi Xu was speechless. Her resentful eyes looked aggrieved and pitiful.

"Lin Youqian, I want to take a shower, what should I do?"

"I'll take you there!"