Chapter 471 Brother, Open the Door

ah?

So Brother Lu punished himself in that way for this reason?

Tang Qin was almost crying because of her own stupidity.

If I had known earlier, I would have been honest and frank. Why would I have so many troubles? I am so stupid, so stupid. I deserve to be called stupid by my husband.

"Hubby, I'm sorry, I made you lose face!"

"Why!"

Seeing her innocent, silly and cute look, Lu Shishang sighed softly.

"Let it fall off, then. Does Hua Yingying really dare to let me call her mom?"

"Even if I really called her, she would be too embarrassed to agree!"

"Why think so much? I'm not the only one who's embarrassed anyway. If others want to laugh at me, let them laugh at me. We just need to be happy and content."

"Qiqi's husband, Paoye, has made so many jokes in the past, but didn't he just laugh it off?"

"Love can be eaten as meat, but how much is face worth?"

"Isn't it just marrying a wife 12 years younger than me? An old cow eating young grass shows that I am very attractive, I am glorious, not shameful."

"Just do a good job of convincing your father and marry me obediently."

It’s not easy to do ideological work on Tang Qin’s father either.

Old Tang, who has always been dull and old-fashioned, would probably get so angry that he would have a cerebral thrombosis if he knew that his daughter's future partner would be his current wife's ex-partner.

"Hubby, leave my dad's side to me. Even though he's a really dull guy who cares about his reputation, he dotes on me the most. From childhood to adulthood, he's always satisfied whatever I want."

"At worst, I'll throw a tantrum and threaten to kill myself. If he doesn't agree to my marriage, I'll make it so he and Hua Yingying can't have peace. Let's see if he agrees."

"Oh!" Lu Shishang sighed softly again.

Even if his father agreed, it would be annoying just to address him in the future.

Now that his ex-wife's husband has become his father-in-law, should he call him Dad or Brother?

Tang Qin saw him sighing and thought he was upset.

"Husband, are you unhappy?"

"No, I'm very happy!"

Lu Shishang curled his lips and pressed Tang Qin down on the bed again.

"Tang Benben, go to sleep!"

Who cares about ex-wives and step-mothers? Just get married and let others worry about it.

At worst, when they meet, he can just call him whatever his father-in-law tells him to call him. It's just a step down in generation, no big deal.

A real man can bend and stretch.

He made a profit by exchanging a cheating and contract wife for a soft and gentle little wife.

Lu Shishang's breathing grew hotter and hotter. His intense desire, like a wild horse, grew wilder and wilder.

Finally, he used his skillful techniques and a strong push, throwing Tang Qin into the clouds.

"ah!!!!!"

This time, Tang Qin's call was different from before.

Also begging for mercy.

It used to be, Brother Lu, don’t be like this.

Now it is, Brother Lu, that’s it.

It used to be, Brother Lu, I don’t want it anymore, let me go.

Now, Brother Lu, I want more, please hold me tight.

......

The spring breeze and drizzle are silent and moist.

After a hearty two-way run, Tang Qin sincerely praised Lu Shishang.

"Hubby, you're so good at this."

Lu Shishang was so flattered that his face blossomed with happiness.

"What else, like you, stupid as hell?"

Lu Shishang's skills were already very good. It was just that he was angry with her and wanted to punish her before, so he was too lazy to put in the effort to serve her.

Now it seems that we need to be gentler and more considerate to be more nourishing.

It was too rough, and he himself didn't feel much better.

"Tang Benben. From now on, you are completely my, Lu Shishang's, woman. You can be stupid, but you have to be obedient. Do you understand?"

"Otherwise, if you continue to do something sneaky behind my back, or discuss nonsense with others, I will punish you twice as much."

"Okay, got it!"

Tang Qin only heard the first half of the sentence, then she buried her head in his arms and fell into a deep sleep in a daze.

"What a pig. He eats and goes to sleep, and doesn't care about my life or death at all."

"A-choo!"

Lu Shishang gently put her down. Then he ran to take two cold medicines before lying back down beside her.

During this critical period, you must take good care of your body. Only then can you have a strong body and serve this stupid woman well.

That night, perhaps because they were too tired, or perhaps because they had taken cold medicine, both of them slept very soundly.

I slept until noon the next day.

Mr. and Mrs. Lu called Lu Shishang dozens of times, but they didn't wake up.

Finally, everyone thought he was in trouble. The whole family, young and old, came to Lu Shishang's villa and banged on the door.

"Son, open the door!"

"A Shang! Are you there? Open the door!"

"Brother, are you there? Open the door!"

…

Including Lu Shaochi, the five members of the Lu family shouted until their throats were hoarse, but there was still no movement from inside.

If anyone is to blame, it's only the Lushi Merchants' luxury door, which is too strong in quality and has too good a sound insulation effect.

Fireproof, theft-proof, and safe for your family. It's really super safe.

Finally, the Lu family, men, women, and children, who didn't have a key, had no choice but to ask Uncle Biao, who was extremely strong, to come over and chop it down with an axe.

"One hammer, eighty!"

"Two hammers, one hundred and sixty!"

"Three hammers, two hundred and forty."

…

Uncle Biao was good in every way except that he loved to shout slogans while working. As a result, after less than six chops, he got into a heated argument with Lu Shiyu because he was not good at math.

"Uncle Biao, you're wrong. Six hammers equals four hundred and eight!"

"You're wrong. I've been counting these axes for over ten years. Six hammers equals five hundred and two. How could it be four hundred and eighty?"

Lu Shiyu: "Sixty-eight four hundred and eight, Uncle Biao, are you illiterate? How come you can't even recite the multiplication table?"

Uncle Biao: "How could I not know? My teacher taught me this since I was little: six equals eight equals five hundred and two. I used to be the math representative in my class!"

Lu Shiyu: "You? And you're the math representative? Is your teacher blind?"

Uncle Biao: "Bullshit. My teacher thinks highly of me. In every exam in elementary school, I always scored over 40 points in math, the highest in the class. The other students only scored 10 or 20 points."

Lu Shiyu. "Over 40 points, and you're still in first place? Is your math teacher a fake PE teacher?"

Uncle Biao. "What are you talking about, you bastard? You can insult me, but you can't insult my teacher!"

…

Uncle Biao was born in the countryside in the 1950s. Back then, for a poor farmer in a mountain village, being able to go to school and recognize a few words was considered a great achievement. There was no such free and universal educational resources as there are today.

Just when Uncle Biao and Lu Shiyu were arguing fiercely.

Lu Shishang and Tang Qin finally felt the movement downstairs.

"Honey, did you hear that boom, boom, boom, it sounded like thunder?"

"I heard it! It wasn't thunder, it was an earthquake! Even the walls were shaking."

"Tang Benben, run!"

Lu Shishang pulled Tang Qin and rushed downstairs barefoot without even having time to change clothes.

Fortunately, Uncle Biao and Lu Shiyu were arguing.

Otherwise, if this axe was chopped down without any hesitation, Tang Qin and Lu Shishang would probably die on the spot when they opened the door.