Chapter 10: Textbook Tsundere Defense: How to Get in an Organization...

Huiyuan frowned, quickly turned her head away, and said coldly: "Don't touch me."

A textbook example of a tsundere reaction. The smooth, flowing movements perfectly capture the inner drama of "even though my heart is racing, I must maintain composure on the surface."

Her quick reaction speed indicated that she was on high alert. But was this alert to guard against the enemy, or to prevent herself from falling in love again?

"Don't touch me" in Japanese: Yamicho.

《Standard Demonstration of Ineffective Protest》The body retreats but the ears turn red.

From the perspective of Sister Bei: She said no, but her pupils were shaking, a typical case of wanting to refuse but also wanting to accept~

I suggest Huiyuan change her line: "If you touch me again, I will send the photos of you staying up late with a face mask to a group, especially to Gin, hum~" (lethality UP)

"But a year ago—" Vermouth covered her mouth, and Carislan blinked her eyes, pretending to be innocent. "Didn't you say you loved my fingers the most? That they were like keys that could dissect the secrets of the world?"

A master of tea art. A master of drama. He said it on purpose, yet he pretended it was an accident.

High-speed drifting. A car suddenly drives towards the kindergarten. (Hands covering face and looking through fingers)

The purpose of Bei Jie's fingers is revealed: 1. Shooting 2. Poisoning 3. Making a former colleague socially dead (physical and mental)

The barrage excitedly stuck their heads out:

Oh, are you driving?

The wheel is already pressing on my face.

It's more than just driving, it's like a rocket circling over my head.

Be more confident. Take away the "吧". The steering wheel is hitting Ai-chan in the face.

The exhaust fumes from the obscure adult group car are the essence of yuri. (Take a deep breath)

But... can Lily's finger talk be considered a car? (Play dumb)

Haibara took a deep breath, trying not to let herself break down.

Inhale, break the defense but not completely.

Ai-chan's inner thoughts: "Hold on, Miyano Shiho, you are a scientist, stay calm, don't be bewitched by this demon... Damn it, how could she still remember such shameful words."

The Importance of Deep Breathing in Anti-Provocation Training

At this moment, Ai-chan's brain: APTX4869 antidote formula, Bayonetta's finger, that night when New York was snowing heavily... (crash)

The rational analysis module of her brain, with an IQ of 180, came back online. She was well aware of the other party's tactics, but knowing and being able to resist were two different things.

Q: When Vermouth said the tiger-like words, "Eighteen-year-old Shiho, didn't you say before that you loved my fingers the most?", Haibara Ai's true feelings were closest to which of the following?

A. "Damn it! How could she still remember this dark history? The internet doesn't have a memory, but Vermouth does." (The type who gets angry out of shame)

B. "Shut up. Don't say that in public. There's a waiter next to us." (Socially anxious)

C. My brain shuts down instantly, flashing back to certain scenes from a year ago. Heat rises from my cheeks to my ears. "...It's over. My heart seems to be beating a little faster." (Innocent Heartbeat Type)

D. "Fingers? I mean the beauty of the precision with which you mix reagents. What are you thinking? Dirty adult. Humph~" (Forced explanation type)

"That was an illusion I had after staying up all night in the lab for forty-eight hours straight," Huiyuan said coldly. "Unfortunately, I'm wide awake now."

The first textbook tsundere defense: three consecutive denials: "It's not me, I don't have it, it's an illusion."

About the temptation of a bad woman caused by my staying up late

Scientists' words are harder than APTX4869 (shake head)

“Me too.” Vermouth moved closer, her gaze sweeping over every detail of Huibara like a searchlight: her small face, her small eyes, her small mouth…

In my mind, I’m probably hearing the comment “So cute” playing on repeat.

Keyword triple hit: Xiao Xiao Xiao, triggering the nuclear explosion button of Sister Bayonetta’s cute radar.

After all, in front of her was this lovely younger man whom she hadn't seen for a year and with whom she had a past, and he had actually shrunk proportionally. Vermouth lamented the side effects of APTX, but at the same time, she found it quite amusing.

The way she looked at Haibara was completely different from the way Xiaolan looked at Conan taking off his glasses.

Similarities: Vermouth and Ran have both seen Shiho and Shinichi when they were children.

Differences: Xiaolan and Shinichi are just childhood sweethearts, while Vermouth and Miyano Shiho are both adults and have adult...interactions.

And long ago, when Vermouth saw Miyano Shiho as a child from afar, her impression was just: Oh, that's Elena's daughter, very cute. That's all.

But now, when she saw the mini version of Miyano Shiho again, she felt completely different.

"No matter how you look at it, it's incredible. A miniature scientist, so... adorable."

She understood it too well. She knew that the word "cute" would break the defenses of the proud Miyano Shiho more than any direct threat.

Breaking the traditional "praising someone's beauty" routine, she instead attacks the other person's most vulnerable "cuteness" attribute, with an innovation index of four stars. Sister Bei is a top PUA master.

However, as soon as the word "cute" came out, the winery's cold-blooded killer persona collapsed (lit a cigarette)

Huibara's face suddenly turned red, and she thought angrily: This woman is really hopeless.

Chapter 1 of "On the Self-cultivation of Tsundere": How to translate "I am confused" into "the other person is sick."

"A New Interpretation of Anger" Dictionary for female fans: Refers to the physiological blushing after being touched by a cute spot.

Shirley's internal barrage: Help. The enemy has launched a cute nuclear attack, and our defense system is collapsing.

"Are you done yet?" Huiyuan retorted angrily, "I'm in the first grade of elementary school now. If you say that again, I'll call for help."

Hahaha, the ultimate threat in a quarrel between elementary school students: "I'm calling for help." To a winery killer, this threat is about the same as a kitten's breath.

The ultimate weapon for elementary school students: tell the teacher. (But the person on the other side is a movie queen that even Gin doesn't dare to mess with.)

Huiyuan's subtext: Please stop emitting your Jili. Our shield is about to break.

Vermouth chuckled, almost whispering, "Oh, I'm so scared. Ai-chan, do you want to call the police? The detectives from the First Investigation Division are right next to us, just a few steps away."

Fishing, too much fishing, it's almost the ceiling of fishing. This "chuckle" is full of the joy of "the prey struggling in the palm of your hand is so interesting".

"I'm so scared"—the sarcasm of a top adult, as deadly as nuclear weapons. Beilu Modou is truly an artist of language and an arsonist of atmosphere.

The word "Ai-chan" made Huibara feel cold, and she glared at him fiercely: "Stay away from me, Hentai."

"Hentai"—this is one of the few words in Huiyuan's vocabulary that can be used to describe this unclassifiable, dangerous, and fatal attraction. It is impotent rage, and also another form of "you are so good at it."

The tone was completely different from when she yelled "H" in the car to prevent Conan from taking the experimental antidote.

It seems like scolding, but it is actually acting coquettishly.

Haibara's eyes: Wants to activate the death ray, but actually outputs tsundere light waves.

Sure enough, the knowledgeable Vermouth was not annoyed at all. Instead, she moved closer and lowered her voice so that only Haibara could hear it.

At this distance, at a volume audible only to the two of them, a vacuum barrier instantly formed within the bustling cafe. The entire world became their backdrop.

"Ah, Hentai? You didn't call me that before, Shiho."

From Ai-chan's probing to Shiho's decisive strike, the disguised elementary school student is instantly transformed into his true form, striking directly at his soul. The age-switch play is incredibly engaging.

This sentence directly exposes the undercurrent of the ambiguous relationship and directly hangs the plaque of "We have a secret past" on Huiyuan's forehead. KO.

"That Night" literature is making a comeback, its content comparable to the spinning top in "Inception."

Huiyuan's pupils suddenly contracted. It was shock, memories being forcibly pulled out, a physiological reaction to the complete collapse of defenses.

That night.

What happened that night? Please see the next episode for details.

Miyano Shiho, in the winter of her eighteenth year, in a room in Vermouth's Manhattan apartment, two people...

There are too many elements: time (eighteen, becoming an adult), location (Manhattan apartment, private space), characters (two people), events (…).

This ellipsis is the brushstroke of the orange scholar and the carnival of the fan girl.

Outside the French windows, it was a snowy night in Manhattan. The flames of the fireplace danced, the wine glasses clinked, the sofa was soft, and then...

The art of ellipsis. Cao Xueqin was so impressed by it that he exclaimed, "I'm an expert."

However, at this moment, the lights in the coffee shop seemed to dim a little, and the air was filled with the smell of rain and coffee.

It’s not that the lights have really dimmed, it’s that the only person left in her world is the person in front of her.

Environmental conspiracy: dim light = barrier generates rain vapor, coffee aroma = ambiguous catalyst max.

Haibara's face was only a few centimeters away from Vermouth's face, and she could clearly see herself in the woman's beautiful blue eyes.

Suddenly, Vermouth added another blow in a low voice:

"You know what? When you're shrunk, you look like a furry little animal. I really want to... hold you in my hands."

It's not about possession, nor about destruction, but about "rubbing in the palm of your hand." This is probably a combination of the ultimate desire to protect and control, and the most gentle declaration of kidnapping.

A furry attack. Gray's scientist personality suffers a cute collapse.

Haibara's brain exploded with a buzzing sound. Scientific knowledge: This phenomenon is called "Chida Overload-induced Brain Fireworks Display."

What on earth does this woman want to do?

On the surface, Huiyuan pretended to be calm and forced out a cold smile: "You are dreaming."

"The Mask of Calmness" starring: Miyano Shiho Rating: 0 points for acting, 100 points for cuteness.

"You're dreaming" is fandom jargon for "Please describe your dream in detail." I suggest submitting a Guinness World Record for the softest words spoken with the coldest expression.

But Vermouth just smiled, but her eyes said: I have seen you clearly, Shirley.

Shirley. Another oversized character. "Shiho" is about tearing off disguises, while "Sherley" is about awakening the past of sin and punishment, and... the entanglement of love and desire.

The three little members of the Junior Detective Team were still drinking hot cocoa foolishly, completely unaware of the smell of gunpowder that was about to explode in the air.

Ayumi-chan's war correspondent disqualification case. Mitsuhiko's detective skills suffered a Waterloo.

The self-cultivation of the background board. The innocence of the elementary school students in Mihua contrasts with the undercurrent of the adult world here.

"On the Survival of Human Cubs in Tense Situations": Focus on eating.

Takagi and Sato were still busy with paperwork, and had no idea that two women were playing a battle of the century with their eyes.

Everyone assisted (although unconsciously), providing an excellent barrier for the two queens' world of two.

The true battle of the century: the winery queen vs. the shrinking genius's orange-infused war (?)

Q: A year ago, there was heavy snow in New York. The truth behind “that night” is closer:

A. Keeping warm on a snowy night, like in Carol.

B. A confidential transaction like in "Lust, Caution".

C. Soul dialogue in "Before Sunrise".

D. Sister Bei simply wanted to feed ginger soup to Shiho who had a cold (who would believe it?)

When Vermouth said, "You didn't call me that before, Shiho," what did the 18-year-old Miyano Shiho most likely call her that night?

A. "Ms. Vermouth, please be mindful of your words and actions. We are just colleagues." (Serious Nonsense Version)

B. "Chris Wynyard, you're such a bad woman that you stole my research and my heart." (A melodramatic drama from the 8 o'clock drama)

C. simply whispered her real name, a secret name known only to the two of them. (A scholarly interpretation with a strong sense of fate)

D. (Drunkenly) "Sister, this wine is really strong..." (Younger Straight Ball Puppy Hook Version)

High-energy warning ahead. Non-combatants please... never mind, just stay and watch.

Today in Beika Town, it was also the day of nuclear destruction (in the physical sense).

Vermouth's hand rested on Haibara's shoulder, stroking it gently, as if soothing a kitten that might get angry at any moment.

Huibara wanted to shake it off, but she didn't have the strength - because she knew that if she struggled even a little, the hand would tighten.

Just like what happened a year ago, in the darkness.

Vermouth turned her face to the side leisurely, and her blonde bob looked soft.

Beauty strikes. Blonde allure. This image is a burning expense.

"It's incredible. I thought science was only born in sterile laboratories, but I never imagined it could create such adorable miracles. Your miniature version is truly a scientific miracle."

Here it comes, the actress’s line delivery skills.

To translate what Sister Bei said: Little one, you are so funny.

However, compared to saying that Huibara is cute, it is vaguely seen in the cue laboratory and in the cue of drug A that they all care about.

The main line is online.

Huibara leaned back suddenly. "Please respect yourself. This is not an amusement park. There are no miniature versions of anyone here."

"You're so cold." Bermode withdrew her hand, her fingertips entwined with the ends of her golden hair. Her leisurely and contented look was really infuriating.

Regarding the fact that the villain boss always likes to play with his hair when flirting with girls, it is recommended to apply for the organization to list it as an intangible cultural heritage.

"Whose body temperature was so incredibly high that night that it almost melted people?"

The barrage popped up through the dimensional wall:

Oh no! The main film is about to begin. Sisters, hold on to your chairs.

"The body temperature is alarmingly high" - some adult nonsense suddenly appeared in my mind...

This woman, even playing with her hair, is emitting deadly hormones.

Is this a midnight show I can listen to for free? Body temperature melting theory. Sister Bayonet, you're hotter than the organization's poison.

Q: What does Vermouth mean by "melting" here?

A. I got a fever from drinking Lao Baigan. B. I was shy. C. The winery made a special cocktail for women. D. An indescribable chemical reaction.

"That's an anomaly in the experimental data. It's a random phenomenon with no reference value."

"Hard Lip", "The Last Stubbornness of Scientists", "On How to Deny Love with Laboratory Talk"

Translation: The system overheated, the CPU burned out, the reason is unknown, and the system refuses to be replayed.

"Data anomalies? I remember them clearly. That 'anomaly' occurred at least three times. And each time, the data became more... well, more accurate."

Three. Second. Highlight the key points. Friends, this question is a must-read.

Three times. Three times. Is Sister Bei doing a repeatable experiment here?

Moreover, the use of "hmm" is very good and spiritual. It is full of the calmness and leisure of adults.

The word "precise" is quite spiritual. So it records the time, place, and body position? (Being dragged away)

Q: What is the most likely real reason for Miyano Shiho’s “abnormal experimental data” that night?

A. APTX-4869 has sudden side effects, leading to neurological temperature regulation center disorders.

B. The pheromone suppression of the top Alpha causes stress fever.

C. I was so angry at the tricks of a certain actress with many faces that my brain CPU overloaded and I became physically hot.

D. I don’t know, but I’m ready to watch.

"Put away your poor acting skills." Huiyuan's voice was as cold as ice, telling herself not to fall into the trap. "Your popularity with the audience has never been very good, especially with me."

Vermouth's eyes narrowed dangerously, but the smile on her moist lips only deepened. "Really? But I remember that the midnight performances of some of your 'works' were quite well-received."

…Here it comes again. Here it comes again. Movie queen-level jargon.

"Works"? "Midnight Show"? Can you just listen to it casually?

This woman is really good at comparing a love affair that's out of control to a midnight R-rated movie. What a style, what a damn style.

The more angry she gets, the more she laughs. This yandere feeling overflows the screen.

Multiple choice question: What does Bayley mean by “enthusiastic response”?

A. A heartbeat. B. An alarm. C. An indescribable sound. D. The sound of gunfire from someone trying to organize a vandalism operation.

Huiyuan narrowed her eyes, knowing full well she was talking about that night. She used the frivolous, showbiz jargon of "work" and "midnight show" to refer to that night filled with alcohol, despair, and a tangle of passion and desire.

"Erotic Translation of Entertainment Industry Black Language" suggested publishing a book. The title of the book is "On How to Have an Underground Affair in an Organization."

Haibara curled her lips. Vermouth never forgets anything that can be used as a weapon.

Sherlock Holmes once said that the human brain is like an attic, which should only contain useful things. In Miss Bay's attic, it is filled with deadly weapons.

"On the Deadly Lethality of Ex-Girlfriends" Sister Bei's brain = a walking black material database.

She has too many weapons, whether it's secrets or... a kiss.