Chapter 35: Yuri Movie Fanfiction: The Antidote to the Longing

...Nuclear energy ahead... Non-combatants please evacuate...

Under the pillow. Under the pillow of a 19-year-old girl with a high IQ, perhaps, is humanity's eternal treasure trove of secrets.

Grass (Bilingual in Chinese and Japanese).

Is it a fanfiction? Or is it a lesbian story about the female star in front of me?

Ahh ...

And the cover is so "gaudy", hahahaha, it makes me laugh to death. It gives me a picture, it's the kind of pirated books that sell for five yuan a copy at a bookshelf.

Focus on this. This image is too strong. Lace? Kimono? Or an indescribable pose?

A nuclear-level social death scene. (Gray original expression frozen.gif)

Bei Jie's hand pulled out from under the pillow.jpg - What she pulled out was not a book, but Shirley's sense of shame. (Slamming her head and laughing wildly)

You should know that "Night Lily" is an old yuri movie starring Vermouth and Yukiko Kudo, in which she played Sharon.

Not only is it fan fiction, but it's also about an old flame (?), and the age limit is 18. Too much information, my CPU is about to burn out.

Yukiko: A-choo. Why do I feel a chill down my spine? Sharon, you idiot, you're corrupting my daughter-in-law. (bushi)

Bei Jie: Thanks for the invitation. I'm here, I played the original character, and now I'm using the fanfiction of my character to tease my nemesis and secret crush (too many elements.jpg)

Yukiko: Forget it, don't cue, I'm teaching Shinichi to fly a plane in Hawaii (distant view)

You have to know that in that era, this movie was considered a major breakthrough and shocked the conservative Japanese society.

Heisei Lily Pioneer - Sharon Wynyard. (salute)

Newspaper headlines at the time included: "Shocking! Hollywood star and Yukiko Fujimine actually acted on screen..." and "Conservative lawmakers are outraged: This is a blasphemy against tradition."

Sister Bei: Back then, I was just playing with my heartbeat. (Lights a cigarette)

The commentary got excited, and someone boldly started talking on the microphone: "I want to watch 'Dark Night Lily' right now." "Did you hear that, 73 old thief? Draw it for me quickly."

Huiyuan: I'm doing academic research on "On the Aesthetics and Practice of Deviant Behavior." (I'm convinced by your lies.)

Case solved. When she was younger, Bayonetta and Yukiko starred in a lesbian film. Is this her ancestral orange aura?

"Big Breakthrough"... Bayley, you were well versed in this when you were young (tactical fadeaway.jpg)

The original author personally certified the old-fashioned yuri, which was truly valuable. Bei Ai fans were ecstatic.

As for Haibara, she was reading a fan fiction book that was marked as for adults only.

The real person caught his fans reading his R18 fan fiction.

The official forced the fan to death (No) The official personally came to check the dormitory (Yes)

Adults only. Key points. This will be tested. After all, Haibara, aka Miyano Shiho, is a genuine 19-year-old adult soul.

Developing an antidote is stressful, but I understand. (Funny)

But, wow, I never thought you were such a scientist. (Pupils tremble)

The words "Adults Only" were spoken with such force that Huibara's face turned as red as a tomato.

The research sample is too hardcore. Ai-chan's literature review is too broad.

My inner thoughts: Is the doujinshi of the movie I acted in (and it's R18) in my partner's hands? This wave, this wave is a two-way flow (not)

Multiple choice time. What does Huiyuan want to do most at this moment?

A. Get the book back and physically erase Bayonetta's memory.

B. Use the mini experimental version of APTX-4869 to shrink Bayley on the spot.

C. Cover your head with a blanket and transform yourself into an ostrich.

D. Pulling out her own fanfiction, she countered: "Same here, same here."

Choose D. Shirley A goes up. Use magic to defeat magic. (Waves flags crazily)

At this moment, the surprise inspection of Sister Bei's boudoir perfectly illustrates what it means that "the most dangerous enemy often understands you best."

From talking about telomeres to yuri, this wave of operations can be called the "ceiling of knowledge-based girl-chasing."

Shirley's social demise is comparable to Sherlock Holmes's fall from grace in front of Irene—the downfall of a high IQ often begins with a bedside book that shouldn't be found. (Lighting a cigarette and gazing at the sunset in Beika Town)

This fan fiction is the medium connecting their past (Sharon's movie), the key to revealing the inner desires of 19-year-old Haibara (Yuri/adult), and the most deadly and ambiguous weapon in Vermouth's hands at the moment.

The air at this moment is not filled with the smell of gunpowder, but a mixture of embarrassment, shame, excitement, and extreme danger, the pheromone called "attraction". (bushi)

Here comes the question. Faced with this ultimate social death moment, what would be the first thing that would pop into the head of aloof Haibara-chan?

A. Rational and analytical: "I have to calculate the success rate of grabbing the book, destroying the evidence, and killing her at the same time within three seconds."

B. The obsessive-compulsive type: "This is outrageous! The mole at the corner of Sharon's rosy lips in this fanfiction is drawn incorrectly."

C. The girly type: "Oh my god...she...she read her own fanfiction..."

D. The artistic youth who is defenseless: "Oh no! My literary taste is completely exposed."

Huiyuan's cheeks felt hot and flushed, and it felt a little difficult to control. "Well, it's for research purposes."

Hahahaha, she was anxious, she was anxious. A scientist's dignity was vulnerable in the face of absolute social death.

"For research purposes" is a textbook example of tsundere talk. Translated, it means: "Yes, I just want to know her body, so what?"

The queen's calmness and composure were instantly shattered in front of Vermouth.

Sister Bei is the only bug of Ai-chan.

"Research purpose"... a classic excuse that will last forever.

On the Self-Cultivation of the Tsundere Scientist: Blushing and Heartbeating, But with a Lip Harder than a Load-Bearing Wall

Bei Jie: Oh? Research? What kind of research? Physiological reaction or psychological palpitation? (laughing to death)

“Of course.” Vermouth agreed with a serious expression, nodding her head in a serious tone. “Chapter 12 must be particularly educational. The pages are all dog-eared.”

Fold, corner,...

Microscopic observation. Bayley's shrimp and pig heart. It's a heartbreaking blow. It's a hundred times more damaging than simply saying, "Have you seen that page of XXX?"

Bei's hypocrisy: nodding seriously.jpg

Bei No Zhen’s inner thoughts: Oh, I’ve been reading the key chapters over and over again, Shiho-chan, hehe.

Ms. Vermouth, are you a tea master or a top PUA master? How do you know how to do it?

Dog-eared page: Ai-chan's irrefutable evidence of love. Bei-jie's flirting weapon.

What is the most likely content of the twelfth chapter that Ai-chan has read repeatedly?

A. The protagonist's stream-of-consciousness philosophical speculation on existentialism.

B. The organization's newly developed poison formula.

C. A wonderful fight scene.

D. Parking lot play.

At this moment, Vermouth: Hehehe, a decisive blow.

Haibara: No, hehe. Ahhhhhh!

"You have seriously invaded my privacy." Huiyuan said coldly, "Then you'd better leave before Conan decides to come up."

Listen to what the queen said. Although her face was red, she would never admit defeat.

Call for help, call for help. Elementary school students, come and save us! Your classmate, Haibara, is about to be kidnapped by a bad woman.

Ai-chan's bluffing. Her cold face is a protective color, her heartbeat is an alarm.

Using Conan as a shield? Haibara's little plan was clearly heard by Sister Bei.

Regarding Queen Shiho Miyano's Calm Disappearance Technique: The Stress Response After Being Caught in Person by Sister Bayonetta Watching R18 Fanfiction

Vermouth swung her legs over the edge of the bed, stood up, and smoothed her silk shirt with skill and grace. "And then not continue the tea party he interrupted? I don't think so."

With her ample space and smooth, flowing moves, she effortlessly shifts the subject from "privacy invasion" to "date interrupted." Each move is deadly.

"Tea party" is a double entendre, my friend. What kind of tea are you drinking? #someadultwordplay

"I don't think so"—Baijie's absolute control. The prey still wants to escape? No way.

She walked towards Huiyuan gracefully like a Persian cat and stopped very close.

Lazy, elegant, mysterious, and a little bit oppressive, Bayley is a cat.

Haibara tilted her head up to maintain eye contact with her. The height difference was so strong. The sense of space and pressure from Bei Jie was incredible.

"Besides, you went to so much trouble to hide me from your little detective friend. If it ends here, wouldn't it be a waste of effort? That would be a shame."

Sister Bei’s subtext: “You say no with your mouth, but your body is honestly hiding me~” She understands too well, she really understands too well.

This close proximity was unsettling, and her emotions were shaky: her heart rate increased, her pupils dilated, and her peripheral blood vessels dilated, manifesting as a persistent blush.

As expected of a scientist, he even analyzes heartbeats so rigorously.

Admit it, the most dangerous thing is never the organization, but the woman in front of you who is overloading your CPU.

"I hid you because if you were here, it would endanger everything I had built since I came to Beika, and if you came into conflict with Conan, it would also bring trouble to the organization." Haibara said, taking a strategic step back.

This is the last line of defense. She wants to use the powerful weapon "Organization" to create distance, but unfortunately, she is facing Vermouth.

Ai-chan's defense mechanism kicks in. But if retreating is even possible, why would she need Bayonetta?

In Vermouth's eyes, it was a physical retreat and a psychological collapse.

"Besides, if the organization finds out that you and I are dating—"

The word "dating" came out of my mouth. What kind of subconscious truth or dare is this? Ai-chan, I've exposed my crookedness. Tsk tsk tsk (happy to see, Modo Modo)

What words did you use? Can you just say that? (Orange power instantly upgrades)

Beijie's radar is going wild: detecting the keyword "dating." Preparing for a general attack.

"Dating?"

As expected, there was no way Vermouth would let go of an own goal. She repeated calmly, savoring the word as if she had savored a glass of Margaux on that snowy night in New York a year ago. "Such an ancient term, yet it carries such a beautiful connotation. Ah, is this what we're doing, Shiho? Dating?"

The gesture was like tasting wine. This woman was really good at making an ordinary word look sexy.

The art of language. She didn't deny or admit it, but instead threw the question back, flirting and exerting pressure. The hunting techniques of a top hunter.

Bei Jie is a master of flirting. Even a single word can reveal a thousand twists and turns.

The "old, wonderful" word game of Bei Jie has begun. Ai-chan's language trap is in place.

Sister Bei's soul-searching question: Are we dating, Shiho?

Ai-chan's CPU: Overheating warning, full-on puffing mode.

"You know what I mean." Huibara's inner OS at this moment: Destroy it, I'm tired.

What a weak, pitiful and helpless excuse this is. It has no lethality at all and even sounds a bit like acting like a spoiled child.

The queen's aura was shattered and could not be picked up again.

Classic "You know what I mean". Ai-chan's hard-mouthed final stubbornness.

Translation: I'm scared but I won't say it. Bei Jie, you know how to pretend you don't know, right? (annoyed)

Ineffective rebuttal +1, Sister Bei's language trap has been tightened.

"Really?" Vermouth stepped forward again, keeping close. "I think what you mean is that you are afraid—not actually afraid of the organization, but afraid that despite all I have done, despite knowing clearly who I am, you are still attracted to me. This is the real danger, isn't it?"

The real purpose is revealed. Sister Bei is no longer pretending, she reveals her cards. Her words hit the nail on the head, piercing the soul.

From external danger (organization) to internal danger (attraction), Vermouth's insight into the human heart is terrifying.

"You are still attracted to me." is a statement, not a question. She is so sure, who can resist the oppressive feeling of such confidence? #姬圈天菜

Bei Jie's mind-reading skills are maxed out. She directly rips open Ai-chan's psychological defenses. Her accuracy is appalling.

"Attraction" is the core. Sister Bei's top understanding: the root of fear is heartbeat, Shirley.

"On the self-cultivation of the source of danger: not only beautiful, but also able to accurately snipe your heart" Sister Bayonet's fatal temptation.

The accuracy of this assessment is truly unpleasant.

Haibara took another step back, only to find herself once again forced against the door frame, trapped between the wooden door and Vermouth's unstoppable aura.

One is a physical cage, the other is a mental cage.

The classic wall-dong scene. She had no way to retreat and could only be completely enveloped by her sister's aura.

Orange analysis: Space compression complete, prey has nowhere to retreat, predator is ready to feast... (hiss)

“Your psychological analysis, like your understanding of telomere research, is flawed,” she said, and the rebuttal sounded weak even to her own ears.

The last bit of stubbornness. Start attacking the other party's academic level.

However, to Sister Bei, this kind of rebuttal, which was strong on the outside but weak on the inside, was no different from the meow of a kitten, and was even cuter.

Using professional terminology (telomere research) to refute feelings? Ai-chan's scientist dignity is struggling.

I feel weak myself. The smaller the voice, the bigger the problem. (Those who understand will understand)

Bei Jie: Oh? There are flaws? Then Dr. Shirley, please correct me with more in-depth "research"? (Dangerous smile)

"Edogawa-kun is outside." Haibara bluffed. She used Conan as a shield, but unfortunately, Bayonetta was good at talking tough.

Where did the Queen's composure go? (Between Sisters stole it)

She was anxious. She was anxious. She really had no other choice but to call the elementary school students.

Ultimate Summoning Technique: Bring out Edogawa-kun. Ai-chan's final trump card. (Although it's useless)

Ai-chan's OS: Shinichi, help me. There's a bad woman here who's messing with my mentality.

Vermouth, the famous thief of the Queen's heart. From a cold queen to a furry kitten, it only takes one Vermouth.

Miyano Shiho, the Queen's mask is completely shattered. She truly deserves the title of Thief who steals Sister Bayonetta's heart (and her composure).

On Sister Bayonet's Special Abilities: Three Sentences That Made the Cold Scientist Break Down My Defense

Sister Bei's clinic is open for business and specializes in treating all kinds of disobedience and tsundere.

Conan's shield is vulnerable in the face of Sister Bayonetta's absolute force (flirting power).

Vermouth's smile was truly irritating: "Shirley, think about it carefully. You actually hid your lover from your best friend? That's really interesting."

Vermouth, the master of fanning the flames. She knows how to manipulate Ai-chan. The accusation of "hiding her lover" is both accurate and brutal.

"Lover." She used the word "lover" directly. It was a big step forward from "dating." Sister Bei, you are worthy of being her. Every step is carefully planned, every level is deepened.

The ultimate killer move. Not only did they upgrade their "dating" to "lover", but they also dragged Conan into the water, implying that Ai-chan "has a mistress in her house". Now even jumping into the Edo River can't clear herself of this.

Bei Jie's killer word. Directly stamp and define.

Q: What is the core motivation behind this quarrel between the young couple?

A. Sister Bei's Thousand Layers of Routine: From catching doujinshi to language traps, all in one go.

B. Ai-chan's mouth says "Damn", but her heart is madly moved.

C. The Curse of "Dark Night Lily": Anyone who has read R18 doujinshi will not escape the punishment of the original author.

D. Conan's alibi: If he were there, Tachibana wouldn't be so out of control.

How could Sister Bei come here for tea? She was clearly here to review the learning achievements of the fan girls (and personally guide their practice).

I’m afraid Ai-chan’s “research data” will have to be updated into a real-person experience report.

Lover or something, this is a rumor-mongering method. The CP leader is actually you?

"You are not mine--" Huibara started to speak, but stopped herself.

She came to the bedroom to warn Vermouth not to make any noise, not to argue with her. They had already talked and tangled for so long, and she couldn't get any deeper into it.

"Stay here and don't move."

"You just gave the order." Vermouth replied in a low voice, but her tone was indifferent: "APTX-4869. Your parents' inheritance. The organization is also interested. It's a small world we live in."

Bayley is not panicking at all, she looks very relaxed, lazy and dangerous, like a queen.

Subtext: I like the way you are unhappy with me but can’t get rid of me.

Sister Bei's dangerous topic switching skills. One second spreading rumors, the next second talking about poison, such a smooth transition.

APTX-4869, where the dream begins (and it's also a nightmare). As soon as Sister Bay mentioned this, the atmosphere suddenly became solemn.

"It's a small world we live in" — Beika Town: Yes, that's me. The population density is low, but the number of cases per capita and the density of organized crime members are extremely high.

The malice of the old thief Qingshan: He wants to make his destined rival squeeze into a small room and have an affair.

"This isn't a game." Huiyuan said, moving closer: "If Conan finds you here——"

Ai-chan: This is not a drill. Repeat. This is not a drill.

"No." Vermouth said confidently: "The great detective's attention was attracted by his and Professor Agasa's toys. You know, those boys and their gadgets."

Huiyuan couldn't help but agree in her heart that this observation was very accurate.

"However, I must admit that your little boyfriend does care about you very much." Vermouth said without raising her head.

She mentions her "boyfriend" again, absolutely on purpose. She keeps jumping back and forth, testing the waters. Sister Bei's parrot mode is on. Her obsession is too deep.

"He's not my boyfriend." Huiyuan curled her lips. Although this clarification would make the narcissistic woman in front of her understand that she didn't want to make her jealous, but this matter was serious and she still had to clarify it.

“No?” Vermouth finally raised her eyes: “Then why is he looking at you as if you were a puzzle he couldn’t solve?”

Sister Bei's insight is so sharp. She hit the nail on the head. She is indeed a versatile actress, and she is so good at judging people.

But, who doesn't look like a puzzle to the detective? (Except Uncle Maori, that's a joke)

"That's how detectives look at people." Huibara said coldly, crossing her arms.

Vermouth raised an eyebrow, returned to the bed, looked around the room, and casually changed the subject: "The room is comfortable. Very... simple. Except for this."

She pointed to a small potted plant on the windowsill, a delicate orchid with lavender flowers.

Sister Bei continued to return to bed. She was stuck, right? She was welded to the bed.

In the dim room under the rice flower rain, a dangerous beauty lazily leans on the bed, and Huiyuan's pupils tremble.jpg

The orchid flower language is noble, elegant, and also a touch of sadness, which is very consistent with Ai-chan's temperament.

Huibara felt strangely exposed. "This is a gift."

"From the detective?"

Bei Jie: Let me guess, was it given by that little steamed egg? (Raises eyebrows)

Testing again.

Bei Jie's obsession three consecutive hits: Boyfriend, the look in your eyes, the flowers you gave me? How much do you care about Conan and Ai?

"Xiaolan gave it to me."

It turned out that it wasn't given by an elementary school student. Was Miss Bei a little disappointed? (Eating melon)

Lan: You sit at home and the pot comes from the sky. Bei Jie's jealous radar scans too wide a range.

Vermouth smiled, "Ah, Angel. How sweet. You now have a clever little detective, a caring big sister, and a guardian in your life."

Sister Bei's lemon essence speaks.

Compared to her dark days in the organization, her current life, while thrilling, has a ray of hope. Is Sister Bei envious or...?

Xiaolan, according to her real age, is actually one year younger than Huibara. So the term "loving big sister" is really full of tea.

"Conan-kun, you're smarter than you think."

This is to emphasize Conan's reliability and also to warn Sister Bay not to underestimate him and not to make any noise in the bedroom again.

Although, Conan is indeed smart, and Sister Bei also knows it. After all, it was her who stamped the silver bullet.

"Oh, I admire him very much." Vermouth leaned back comfortably. "He trusts you. This... is really touching."

"Stay here and don't move. I'll take care of him."

Physical solution or...? (Shivers) Queen's aura. Ai-chan Slay!

In fact, it was because their conversation was a mixture of Japanese and English. Here, Haibara said the word "take care of", which means to solve.

It actually means "I'll deal with him and make him leave quickly."

"Solving the little detective? How impressive." Vermouth smiled and said, "I like you like this, Shiho. It reminds me of New York."

Bei Jie: I just like your rebellious side. The more aggressive you are, the more I love you.

Q: What was Bayley most likely thinking about when she said “I think of New York”?

A. The moment Shiho pointed her gun at me B. The secret we shared on the rooftop C. The stubborn look in her eyes is exactly the same as it was back then D. New York pizza is so delicious (again, wrong point)

Huiyuan felt her cheeks getting hot, and she quickly turned around and slipped out the door.

Flirting with Bayonetta. Mini Shiho fleeing in panic. Even the queen has her moments of failure.

Bayley: The plan works (her moist lips curl upwards wildly). This round, Bayley wins.

Haiyuan retreated in defeat.

Sister Bei's victory.

The bond of New York is so terrifying.

Downstairs, Conan was hanging up the phone with Dr. Agasa.

Huibara walked back to the living room with a small poker face.

Conan observed her expression carefully: "You seem nervous. Did something happen? You look... a little nervous."

Yes, because she is performing a good drama of "hiding a beauty in a golden house", and the woman hidden is a dangerous and charming woman.

Winery woman.

Huiyuan maintained a calm poker face. "It's okay. I'm just tired. The hard thing to do and the right thing to do are often the same thing. And even the slightest progress is never achieved easily. The word 'easy' probably doesn't exist in the daily lives of adults."

The early broadcast version of the TV version, the depressed cloud version is sad, and it is online for one second.

She looked at Conan's speechless expression, which was about to turn into half-moon eyes, and added: "The members of the detective team are particularly energetic today."

The implication is: taking care of a child is not easy, Conan escaped, and she is alone. She is tired.

Conan felt a little guilty because he wasn't with the detective team today. So he changed the subject: "By the way, last time I told you about the code hidden in the news--"

Huiyuan interrupted him hurriedly: "I have been busy doing experiments these two days and haven't had time to look at it."

The password issue was most likely related to the organization, and she didn't want to discuss it with Conan when Vermouth might hear it.

"Hmm." Conan's eyes drifted towards the stairs. "What experiment are you working on today?"

It's the antidote I've been thinking about. I want to give Xiaolan a surprise.

"A new antidote formula," she said quickly. "No breakthroughs yet, but I have some cell culture dishes to monitor."

Huiyuan's on-the-spot reflexes and lying skills maxed out once again. This was the most "reasonable" excuse she could come up with, right? But who could have imagined that behind this excuse lay a living, breathing, blonde, blue-eyed, and dangerous woman.

"Do you mind if I take a look? Perhaps a different perspective might help," Conan asked eagerly.

In short, I still won’t leave.