Chapter 66 Ayumi-chan, why are you so skilled? Your friend (……

The room suddenly became quiet, and only the ticking of the clock could be heard.

Conan's expression slowly changed. Logical reasoning was his default setting, but after careful consideration, he seemed to have sensed a little bit of other meaning in Haibara's words.

"Oh, Haiyi Bara," Conan said, carefully turning the teacup in his hand. He tried to keep his tone calm, but it still sounded a little deliberate. "You... seem to know a lot about this movie, too?"

Danger. Edogawa's probing was late, but it arrived. This teacup is spinning so fast it could be a spinning top.

"About the incident where a perennial elementary school student suddenly turned into an emotional detective" (funny), Edogawa·jealous but not saying it·crazy testing·Shinichi is online.

Next, it might be "The Elementary School Student Who Tried to Trick Me But Was Easily Moved Away"

Huibara took a sip of black tea. The aroma of tea was on the tip of her tongue, slightly bitter, but sweet.

Microscope viewers: Look at Ai-chan's pupils shaking. This isn't the sweet aftertaste of tea, it's the bittersweet feeling of a secret crush on a movie star. Maybe change the title to "Lily on the Tip of the Tongue" (sudden color change.jpg)

"I just happened to see it," she replied calmly. "But some of the characters are really memorable. Especially the woman played by Sharon Wynyard... beautiful, dangerous, and full of mystery."

Official spoilers are the most deadly.

She paused, her voice lowered. "Like... someone we both know."

Danger. Sorrow. Love. Matter. On the surface, they're talking about movies, but they're actually hinting at Bayonetta. This is the art of top-notch trolling.

Of course, the object of this hint is not Conan, but Hattori Heiji. After all, her plan to find justice for her sister Akemi can be placed on the powerful Kansai Group, a powerful family that has controlled Japanese politics for a thousand years.

Q: When Haibara said "like someone we both know", Conan's inner OS was:

A. It’s over, the Black Organization is coming to our Rice Flower team building again;

B. Using me as a tool for yuri play again;

C. So love will disappear, right?

D. Could you guys please take care of the antidote progress first?

Hattori Heiji burst out laughing and slapped his thigh exaggeratedly. "Oh my, isn't this the legendary... ambiguous but not too explicit behavior? Tell me, what was the relationship between these two back then?"

The Kansai-based "嗑士" (a term for a person who loves a lot) is online. I'm so relieved that Heiji is finally not a love-obsessed person anymore. If you can talk, please talk more. (Call)

Shirley: I know this question. Please fast forward to "Vermouth's Secret Room, Training, Teaching".avi

"It's just... an ordinary... relationship between colleagues..." Conan's voice was dry, and he couldn't hide his lack of confidence.

Kudo's loser speaks. Lighting a cigarette. Jpg

"But the director said that after Miss Sharon finished filming this movie, she didn't take on similar roles for many years." Ayumi came over and analyzed seriously, "Is it because she left the best of herself in this movie, huh?"

Ayumi's fatal attack. A triple kill. "On how the nation's daughter uses innocent tones to say the words tiger, wolf,

Yoshida-san's precocious remarks. Do even elementary school students understand yuri business now? It shocked the entire year.

First grader Jiang's fatal finishing blow. Critical hit 999.

At this time, a crow flies by with special effects, and the words "Children can see it most clearly" (Detective Ayumi appears)

At this time, the air in the living room was frozen.

From a business logic perspective, it is enough for a female star to shoot a lesbian film once. Too many times will lead to same-sex scandals, which is not conducive to maximizing commercial value.

After all, in that era, before Kudo Shinichi was born, the mainstream in Hollywood was still heterosexual couples.

Huibara's small fingers gently touched the cup, and her thoughts, vaguely, drifted away.

Sharon Wynyard... no, Vermouth.

Of course, she will not take on similar roles again.

Because she never needs to "act" this kind of emotion.

She herself is a dangerous, deadly, and irresistible existence, like a thorny black rose blooming brilliantly in the dark night.

A plan to complete the visuals. You can add the classic scene of swaying red wine + flickering candlelight + raising a whip. (Fundamentals burn)

Orange smell warning. (nosebleed.jpg)

"...She would never show her most charming side in a movie." Huibara muttered softly, with a slight curl of her lips.

Q: What is the true meaning of Hui’s original words?

A) I was so fascinated by her that I felt my legs weaken;

B) This woman is online 24/7/365.

C) She only showed fatal temptation to me;

D) All of the above.

Ayumi turned to look at her in confusion: "Huh? Huibara, did you say anything just now?"

"Nothing." Huiyuan looked away calmly and closed the book. "I'll go get a glass of water."

She walked towards the kitchen, her steps as calm and leisurely as usual.

But Ayumi-chan behind her felt very strange. There was a full set of water bar facilities in the living room, so she should be able to pour water there.

In this undercurrent of traditional yuri business, who is the real winner?

A. Sister Bei: Thanks for the invitation. I’m in the organization. I just got off the motorcycle and am about to pick up my wife.

B. Conan: I'm the one who got the title of the work, but it's the two heroines' script. I'm just a scoundrel.

C. Hattori: I should be under the car, not in the living room;

D. Bellatrix fans: Is it our fate to pick up Bellatrix candies from the shards of Bellatrix and her ex's super flashy history?

Huibara was in the kitchen, adding water, calming herself down, and returning to the living room, still sitting on the single sofa in the corner, still in the same reading posture.

Her eyes couldn't help but drift towards the old magazine that Ayumi and Hattori were studying.

Ai's gaze track: from scientific truth to lesbian gossip, this wave is the self-cultivation of the academic Jizai.

Regarding the rumor that Ms. Miyano Shiho was secretly glancing at her ex-girlfriend while seemingly reading Nature

Wow, this level of concern is comparable to discovering that Bourbon and Bayonetta were wearing rose-red nail polish while on a mission.

"This 'Dark Lily' is such a classic." Ayumi's voice was filled with the excitement that only a young girl could muster. "My mom collected all the materials related to this movie. She said it was a memory of her youth."

Hattori Heiji whistled: "It's worthy of being the kiss of the century. Even now I think it's so amazing."

"Hey, what are you looking at?" Conan came up behind the two of them at some point, pretending to be relaxed and asking casually, but beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

His usually sharp gaze fell on the magazine and froze instantly.

Kudo's pupils trembled. This expression was even more exciting than seeing Kid pretending to be Ran taking a bath. At this moment, the little theater in my mind was playing "My Movie Queen Mother and Her Dangerous Lover"

As the saying goes, the mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind. But behind Conan... Haibara's sight lock system activates. Science Journal: It was a mistake after all.

"Oh, Kudo, your mother, ah no, Aunt Yukiko, when she was young was truly... well, how should I put it, she was absolutely stunning." Hattori raised his eyebrows exaggeratedly, his eyes lingering on the old magazine, staring at the two actresses' intertwined fingers, and sighed in admiration. "Just for this shot, I heard the director took eight takes before it was acceptable. On the last take, no one on set dared to breathe, for fear of ruining the mood."

The director's eighth NG reason: Yukiko ate all of Vermouth's lipstick (testimony from the Black Organization's makeup artist)

Director: Actually, I passed it on the sixth take. I just wanted to see some beautiful girls sticking to me.

"No way, Hattori." Conan lowered his voice and squeezed out a word from between his teeth.

"How to Keep a Poker Face When You Know Your Mom's Scandal Is a Member of an Organization" - by Edogawa Conan.

Yes, it must be just a rumored date. The washing machine brainwashed itself.

Haibara elegantly picked up the teacup and took a sip: "Ah, what's the matter, Edogawa-kun, are you dissatisfied with your mother...um, Aunt Yukiko's artistic achievements?" Her tone was light, but in the depths of her blue eyes, there was a flash of joy as if she had succeeded in a prank after eating the biggest piece of news of the year, and she was not afraid to watch the fun.

Moreover... the operation of precisely controlling the timing of complaining at the speed of tasting tea is in the atmosphere.

As long as you don't mind your own little inner turmoil, you can happily enjoy this year's biggest melon. An 18-year-old girl with an IQ of 180 would need less than a second to come to this conclusion.

The activation of the ancestral dark gene of the Miyano family has been detected. What Ai-chan is holding in her hand is not tea, but 1982 aged vinegar.

Rather than the yuri battle between herself and the two heroines, at this moment, she seemed to care more about watching and appreciating Conan's speechless expression.

After all, this seventeen-year-old high school student was usually full of pride, in his safe zone, solving cases on a daily basis. He also liked to be mysterious and highlight his prowess. He had clearly found the murderer, but he didn't tell his companions immediately, but had to make a dramatic move before revealing it.

Sometimes, the three little ones who are kept in the dark are asked to run errands.

If you ask others for help, at least explain things clearly, right?

The three little ones are not Tsumugi and Takagi. They have KPIs to get, so they are happy to lie down and let Conan rummage through the trash can to find fishing line.

Now looking at Conan's expression, Haibara felt in her heart that the Rice Flower Boomerang was worthy of its reputation.

Washing machine. I have always liked to be mysterious and cool since I was a child. I think Yukiko's movies are just boring emotional tugs, so I don't watch them. Then 17 years later, it was replaced by the shock of the mother's big melon?

At this moment, Huibara could no longer suppress the smile on her lips.

Sure enough, even a scientist with an IQ of 180 cannot escape the temptation of gossip.

It's human nature.

"I just..." Conan hesitated, his eyes wandering, like a furry little animal forced into a corner. In his mind, he tried desperately to organize his words, thinking about how to get out of this embarrassing situation.

At this point, perhaps another Silver Bullet could be called in to save the day. The sound of Subaru Okiya's guitar suddenly rang out.jpg

Shinichi's Brainstorming: How to explain "My mom is suspected of having an affair with your organization's Thousand Faces Queen" without revealing your identity.

However, at this moment, Conan's language system crashed (Dr. Agasa urgently needs to invent a shame blocker)

Genta tilted his round head: "Ah, Conan, your face is as red as a cooked octopus. Do you have a fever?"

A boomerang from the three little heavyweights.

Mitsuhiko came over curiously. "Wow. This legendary 'Night Lily'? My sister said it's a masterpiece that changed the history of both Japanese and American cinema."

"You little friends are quite knowledgeable." Ayumi raised her chin proudly, like a proud little peacock. "This movie won three Oscars. Sharon Wynyard and Kudo Yukiko became international superstars because of it."

Ayumi-chan, although the message is very good, you are just a little friend.

Hattori stroked his chin, thoughtfully: "Hmm... Interesting. Hey, kid," he nudged Conan lightly with his elbow, "Did your mother... ah no, aunt, tell you any inside information when they were filming this movie? I heard that there was a scene that they improvised and shocked the director."

Guanxi Jealous King appears to be investigating the case seriously but is actually just enjoying the show.jpg

There's something wrong with you, Black Chicken. There's too much improvisation involved here.

Improvisational play within a play or something like that is... irrefutable evidence that the main character is eating candy.

The uncut high-speed car version can be directly uploaded to 8K Blu-ray disc.

Conan shuddered, coughed a few times, his eyes wandering: "How, how is it possible? At that time, I, Boku, was not even born yet."

Ding Dong, please choose Edogawa's true psychology:

A. This question is beyond the scope of the syllabus. I need to call Hawaii Technical School;

B. If your mother and your godmother fell into the organization’s base at the same time, who would you save first?

C. I should be under the car, not at the doctor's house.

This attempt to hide her panic only made it more obvious, causing Huibara to laugh softly.

"About the sudden tenderness of the aloof scientist" can be renamed "The Real Record of Shirley's Awakening of Contrasting Cuteness"

Shirley’s fatal sudian:

1. The cold and clear voice suddenly broke the ice;

2. The small movement of the little fingertips touching the big book;

3. Use Mika's Sakura Murder Case to snipe a certain older sister.

She held the teacup, her small fingers moving slowly back and forth along the cup.

Teacup: I have endured the tangy and ambiguous relationship that I shouldn’t have endured at my age.

"Edogawa-kun, your expression is much more exciting than a mystery novel," Huiyuan said playfully, "Why, are you worried that we'll discover your family's secret?"

Translation: I want to burn your couple's sweet videos into a CD and play them on repeat every day. (Grayfield's hidden skill: eating sweets with a scientific spirit)

Conan glared at her unhappily: "Wulusai, don't give me that."

Shinichi's Eye Translator: I treat you as a comrade, but you want the winery's villain, the queen, to be my stepmother?

“This scene is absolutely amazing.”

Ayumi pointed at the screen, which contained a frozen image of Vermouth and Yukiko hugging each other in the rain.

The rain slid down their beautiful faces, wetting the ends of their hair, and it was no longer possible to tell which were tear marks and which were raindrops.

Triple Deconstruction of Famous Scenes

On the surface: hostile agents, loving and hating each other;

Middle level: On and off the stage, the lines are teasing each other;

Inside: The elder sister tastes the saltiness of her younger sister's tears with the tip of her tongue. (Only tears? Suddenly changing color. Jpg)

"I remember Miss Wynyard's words very clearly: Only one of us can leave here alive."

Bei Jie's dangerous speech: The only thing left alive is my lip print (holding a rose and a whip)

"And what about Auntie Kudo's response? 'Then let death be our witness,'" Hattori chimed in, his tone tinged with admiration. "It's a textbook example of love and hate. Screenwriters of that era were capable of such heart-wrenching dialogue. It's incredible."

This line, a speech for both weddings and funerals, could be nominated for World Heritage status.

Witnesses to death and so on... the ceiling of BE aesthetics.

Neon Civil Affairs Bureau: Are you here to get your marriage certificate or to cancel your household registration?

Huiyuan's eyebrows raised slightly. That woman, even the lines in the play were so dangerous. Maybe she was improvising or adding the lines herself.

"By the way, do you know?" Dr. Agasa's voice came from the kitchen, and he brought out a plate of freshly baked, fragrant cookies. "This movie caused a huge uproar back then. Some people said it was too avant-garde, while others thought it was too bold."

The dangerous words of the doctor. The inventor who made a big splash when he did not make a sound.

Avant-garde = wet and sticky drama.

Bold = bed, is the scene a borrowed shot or a real scene?

Ding Dong, please select Agasa's hidden achievement:

A. Technical consultant for Yuri Film Godfather;

B. 百合花开の幕后园工；

C. 組織の同人本印刷機管理。

Doctor's dangerous remarks plus one. Are you sure you're discussing the movie and not the yuri version of "Fifty Shades of Grey"?

"Doctor, have you seen this movie too?" Mitsuhiko exclaimed.

This question was like a stone dropped into water, seemingly innocent, yet actually stirring ripples. The young detectives probably had no idea what kind of bloody storm this exclamation would unleash.

It's like Pikachu's 100,000 volts. (Voice actor meme warning)

You must know that in the scientific universe, the doctor's mansion is comparable to the Agasa Library. How many unspeakable secrets are hidden in it?

The doctor pushed his glasses up, his smile tinged with shyness. "Of course. I also have the DVD of the premiere and the director's special cut."

Oh my, is Dr. Agasa actually a hidden fanboy? Will there be three thousand comments of "Orange is in great shape" flashing in the reflection of this lens?

"Wow. Can you lend it to me to have a look?" Ayumi's eyes sparkled.

A special edit is usually when the director solemnly and politely says, "These scenes can't be shown, but I love them so much I can't bear to cut them out." (JPG)

Danger. Danger. Danger. The Young Detectives usually look at us with starry eyes when their death flags are triggered, but this DVD is like Pandora's Box. Can't you see that a certain elementary school student and a certain scientist are already looking pale? (At this moment, the screen is full of "Run" barrages)

"No. What?" Conan and Haibara said in unison, their voices surprisingly consistent.

As soon as the words fell, both of them looked at each other in surprise.

They all stopped the movie in unison, each harboring their own hidden agenda. They weren't childhood sweethearts, yet jealousy stirred.

Of course, this jealousy is of a different nature to the two of them.

Haibara Ai's heart skipped a beat as she heard Ayumi's excited voice: "I heard that the entire lesbian community was crazy about this couple. It was a feast. The way Miss Sharon looked at Aunt Yukiko was so heartwarming... That cold yet gentle look, it was as if she was guarding a precious treasure in her life."

Hmm. Ayumi-chan probably doesn't know that the person at the "lesbian feast" you're talking about...his ex-lover, current wife, and wife is right there...

At this moment, although Huibara's expression remained calm, the earthquake magnitude had reached 8.9, and the residents of Beika Town could be evacuated urgently.

"Protect?" Huiyuan whispered, and in his mind, the image of the blonde woman with her dangerous yet charming villain smile emerged. (Voice actor meme warning)

Is that a guardian? Or is it the look of a hunter locking onto his prey?

Article 25 of "On the Self-cultivation of Tsundere": Translate heartbeat into murderous intent.

Hattori Heiji admired Conan's expression and said with a smile, "Hey, Conan, this is a classic case in the film academy. It is said that Sharon and Yukiko...ah, Mrs. Kudo, even went to practice method acting for this movie. They lived and ate together and were inseparable for several months."

A new achievement has been unlocked in Kansai Detective today: Gossip King. You can later add a small red flag above Heiji's head saying "Troublemaker." A barrage of comments will appear on the right side of the screen: "Lewenhoek Level 10 Scholar."

The dark-skinned guy seemed to be finishing off the opponent, but in fact he was passing the knife. This wave of assists from the Kansai Jealous King pushed Edogawa into the abyss of "The CP that everyone around me is supporting is actually my mother and my godmother."

Shrimp and pork heart are the same.

Hattori-san, seemingly popularizing acting theory, is actually murderous. He could change his famous quote to: "No way, no way, there really is someone who doesn't know that their mother is the ceiling of the lesbian circle, right?"

"Method...Method?" Conan's mouth twitched, and the image of his crazy and naive mother who was always twenty years old and the mysterious bad woman from the winery living together day and night emerged in his mind.

No matter how you look at it, it seems like Vermouth is... the stronger one.

When Edogawa Holmes Conan encounters a knowledge blind spot for the first time, he can choose to: A. Read the lesbian encyclopedia; B. Ask on a certain website “How do I stop my mother from being a lesbian?”; C. Stay up all night watching the entire movie at the doctor’s house (you know the director’s cut); D. Register on a certain literary website overnight to pursue a piece of pure land.

"Yes," Hattori said, growing more and more excited. "They live on an isolated island, with only each other for company. The director said it was this experience that made their chemistry in the film so real and natural."

There should be a five-fold close-up of the microscope girl here, and the title of the book "The Survival Guide for Lesbians on a Deserted Island" can be inserted later, with the subtitle: On How to Turn a Workplace Drama into a Honeymoon Documentary.

Isolation, or something like that? Those four words really come to mind. Blue sea and blue sky, the twin beauties of an isolated island, watching the rising tide at night, playing with the waves by day… I’ve got it. I’ve got it.

This wave is the yuri version of "Robinson Crusoe", a full-fledged serial.

There is a golden sentence here: "Some dramas are performed, and some dramas become reality while being performed."

Huibara's gaze fell on the famous still in the magazine... Under the moonlight, the figures of two women overlapped, one with blonde hair like a waterfall, the other with black hair like ink.

No matter how she ran or chased, they couldn't escape.

"But having said that..." Ayumi held her chin, her eyes fixed on the stills of Kudo Yukiko, "The way Miss Yukiko looks at Sharon is so gentle..."

A fatal blow. Edogawa's rationality value is returning to zero. At this moment, there is a choice question:

Q: Who were Sharon and Yukiko back then?

A. The orange situation is very good;

B. Straight women in business;

C. Commercial CP;

D. The fake becomes real and one cannot help but feel the emotions.

However, when the younger generations watched the love affairs of the previous generations, did they ever think that they were performing a new legend?

gentle?

Huibara Ai narrowed her eyes.

She certainly knew how gentle Sharon Wynyard's eyes could be.

I also know the danger hidden behind that gentleness.

"Oh, Haiyi Bala, what's wrong with you?" Conan noticed her abnormality and asked in a low voice.

Huiyuan came back to her senses and gave a fake smile: "Nothing, I was just thinking that some people's acting skills may never have been 'acted'."

"What do you mean?" Conan frowned slightly.

Huibara didn't answer, but just shook her head slightly and looked out the window again.

Well, no matter what, there is one thing she is very sure of... there is still a big drama to be played out between her and Vermouth.

And the ending of this scene may be more thrilling than any movie that the Wynyard mother and daughter have ever acted in.

Conan, thinking of his own mother's occasional dramatic moments, suddenly entered into some kind of "role-playing" state. Could it be...

"About the Matter of My Mom Being an Honorary Professor at the Academy of Drama" The Kudo family's Oscar-winning acting skills, inherited from their ancestors, can no longer be hidden.

Yukiko: What you thought was explosive acting was actually just a natural performance (tactical back-off.jpg)

"I know, I know about this immersive experience." Ayumi rushed to explain, "Before filming begins, the actors must completely immerse themselves in the role and feel the character's thoughts and feelings, so that the performance can be more realistic."

Immersive experience No, public funded love Yes. Can you ask Sister Yukiko to teach "On how to use acting to cover up the orange power"

"Oh? How was their experience?" Conan asked, his detective nature made him a little curious.

At this time, a primary school student has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem (funny.jpg)

Conan's confusion: How many good sisters does my mother have?

"Of course it was a huge success." Ayumi's face was full of longing. "I heard that when they were on the set, their eyes, wow, were so sexy. The director even praised their chemistry."

This isn't a spy movie, it's "The Vanishing Door."

“Pah.”

Huiyuan closed the book, and the sound of the heavy pages colliding was quite clear.

Danger, Ai-chan, danger. Your unwillingly jealous nature is loading...

Ai-chan's killing intent wave.gif

"Chemical reaction?" She sighed softly, "Is that so..."

Hum, the explosion... Maybe it's more than just a chemical reaction. Haibara Ai, slightly discolored. Jpg

On How to Secretly Drive in Academic Papers

Multiple choice question: What exactly exploded here? A. The film set; B. Yukiko's 19-year-old heart; C. Yukiko's... body; D. The doujin girl's rationality.

Hattori Heiji suddenly leaned close to Huibara and said mysteriously, "Let me tell you, I heard that this movie almost didn't pass the censorship because... it was too explicit."

There's something wrong with you. The dangerous words of the Kansai Detective. You can check your browser history (funny.jpg)

The director ran away with the camera at night: I don’t want to take the blame for this.

Black Chicken's gossip radar activated. The Jealous King of Kansai is also fretting over the brothers' family drama today.

"Scale?" Conan and Ayumi asked in unison.

What bad intentions could the Eternal Elementary School Student and his friends have?

The question "Should elementary school students understand the adult world?" is beyond the scope of an underage detective.

Hattori Heiji lowered his voice and said in a "you know" tone: "It's...that...you know, in the Hollywood circle, there are always some secrets that can't be told, hehe."

"The Strange Metaphor of the Black Chicken" or something like that.

A flash of white light flashed across Conan's glasses. He stared intently at the photo in the magazine... the innocent Yukiko, pinned down by a blonde woman under a gorgeous cherry blossom tree.

Kudo's pupils earthquake pro max version.

Washing machine, wake up! Is your mother acting in the Tokyo special of Killing Eve?

"Ayumi." Conan rushed over and snatched the phone, "Don't look at these messy things, kid."

"Operation to Protect Innocence" failed. Your friend (Jealous King of the Heisei Era) is now online.

The Current State of Contemporary Parents' Prevention of Puppy Love: They Can Prevent Puppy Love, But They Can't Prevent Lesbian Love (Lighting a Cigarette.jpg)

Ding Dong, please select Conan's current mental activity:

A. Protect my mother’s innocence;

B. Protect the three views of straight men;

C. Protect the cabinet door from being kicked away.