Weird Life Simulator

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Wu You transmigrated. Bad news: he was trapped in a sealed secret room. Good news: Wu You came with a golden finge...

Chapter 027 Mr.

Chapter 027 Mr.

He taught earnestly from the heart: "I do this to urge you, my disciple, to know etiquette, do you understand?"

Upon hearing this, Xu Fang quickly instructed the guards around him: "Help the Taoist priest up quickly! The Taoist priest is truly a role model among teachers by setting an example himself!"

Xu Fang was extremely embarrassed. No matter what the reason was, whether she could stand or not, she had to help him up first.

He secretly glared at the guards who were trying to hold back their laughter. The Taoist priest has a powerful background behind him. You guys, who are just a bunch of ignorant young men, should be more respectful to him!

Congxin's ears turned red.

Help! He couldn't understand why his legs went weak and he knelt down. If he didn't have ideals and ambitions, he would have wanted to turn back to the forest and cry in his master's arms.

He began to urgently recall whether the God had any spells that could cause amnesia.

Finally, I have to admit with regret that the God is totally unskilled in this field and is truly useless!

He pretended to cough lightly and was lifted up by two guards behind him.

"Ahem, come here. For your future studies, I will test you today."

The child in front of me had big eyes with clear black and white, and looked extremely innocent.

Pray from the heart.

Please, please, just let it go! Just pretend it never happened! I changed the subject! I am trembling for the exam!

The child nodded nervously, his eyelashes fluttering nervously, showing a student's broken feeling: "Okay."

I was relieved. As expected, I still have to take the exam...

"Sir, you didn't stand firmly just now!"

The child said these words with his innocent and fair face.

"puff--"

Cong Xin didn't want to humiliate himself by looking for which guard it was, so he argued firmly: "Disciple, you have to understand that there are many ways of education in the world. Although my method of education is a little unique..."

Let him go, honesty is good, but it’s not necessary now!

The young prince nodded, not quite understanding, and with hope in his eyes, he continued to ask coldly, "Did you fall flat on your face?"

From the heart: “…”

I feel like my heart is about to break.

Master! You didn't say it was so difficult to teach a disciple!

It's easy to use, and it's very simple!

***

Yan You never thought that he would meet Cong Xin again.

It’s still so clear to see it like this.

In his previous life, he was extremely nearsighted and could never see people's faces clearly. He was thin-skinned and would often wait calmly for others to introduce themselves before confirming the relationship. He never looked at this apprentice carefully.

But if it is really from his heart, then does his previous life exist in the same world?

But if he exists, then he also exists in the same world. Who was that teacher in his previous life?

Yan You was a little absent-minded.

Suddenly I thought of Shen Cuo again.

What is the mystery of the world that Shen Cuo wants to reveal to him?

How on earth did he know the name he had never mentioned to the outside world?

Although Yan You calls himself Yan You, this is a secret known only to him, but now there is a second one.

Ordinary thinking may seem very strange and incomprehensible, but Yan You has been influenced by many modern ideas after all.

He had a new and bold guess that Shen Cuo might have been reborn, or perhaps he could foresee the future.

Starting from the beginning, if Qu Fengyin didn’t exist, would Yan You find a way to leave Dongshan County?

Yan You asked himself that sooner or later he would not be able to bear the control desire of the "Him" in Dongshan County and would definitely find a way to escape.

So will he become unknown after he runs away?

Obviously, it is not possible. He was born into this world not to hide, but to witness the wonderful life.

He will surely become famous in the future, and the name "Xiao Liu" will seem too casual.

Maybe sometimes when he gets angry, he will reveal the name Yan You.

Maybe Shen Cuo knew his real name from this, and also knew from some information channels that he was born in Dongshan County, so he handed over the note.

What exactly is the situation of applying for a wrong application?

If it is the second one, can Shen Cuo foresee the relationship between his past life and present life?

It is difficult to guess what is going on here, but the only thing that is certain is that making mistakes is very interesting!

"…Your Highness! Your Highness, what did I just say?!"

Cong Xin said with a cold face that he was sitting on a chair at the moment and would never make a fool of himself again.

Yan You gave the answer casually.

After all, he had received an education in Dongshan County. When he had nothing to do, he would flip through the books in the library of Dongshan County. He could memorize the enlightenment books by heart when he was still a cradle and could not speak.

"Sir, is this what your teacher taught you?"

Yan You hinted at it indirectly.

Various words of praise came one after another, and he felt as if someone was finally listening to his endless torrent of praise.

Yan You barely managed to summarize the scholar's story from it.

But the expression became stranger and stranger the more he listened.

Powerful, he agreed.

But what does it mean to have unfathomable strength? Isn't the scholar just an ordinary scholar? At most, his strength is a little unfathomable.

What is a mountain guardian saint?

Yanyou tactically retreats.

Isn’t a scholar just a teacher who likes to teach everyone?

What does it mean that the mind is arbitrary and eternal?

Cong Xin, you are so obsessed with immortality novels, right? You are already such a grown-up!

The seven-year-old boy Yan You was heartbroken about his master who was obsessed with cultivating immortals.

***

[7 years old: You and your master had a deep communication with your master from the heart.

You are shocked.

My own master is so unfathomable!

Prestige has subtly and significantly increased!

Wisdom has increased significantly!

You try to find a way to meet your master every day, but unfortunately he is too much of a homebody and you are never able to make an appointment with him.

You changed your mind and wanted to get rid of your master and find a swordsman.

The master agreed and said he would ask his fellow disciples to find it.

It is said that the master's disciples include all kinds of people, including those on land, sea and air, so when he goes out, he can be said to have brothers everywhere!

This time, Master didn't bring any dry food with him. He was able to reach the capital of Zhongzhou thanks to one sentence...

——My master is the scholar in Wangguilin!

Whenever these words were spoken, the people on the other side would either call him "Junior Brother" or "Senior Brother", and occasionally there would even be people who would ask in a flattering manner if they could get the autograph of the Grandmaster.

In short, just leave this matter to him, don't worry!

You looked at your master's silly smile and felt very worried.

The master came to the capital of Zhongzhou on a whim. He was deeply affected by the war between Zhongzhou and Nanzhou in his childhood. After returning from studying with his master, he only wanted to come out and assist the emperor, either to destroy the Nanzhou Dynasty in one fell swoop or to send envoys to negotiate with Nanzhou. This war has been going on for more than 30 years, and both countries are very tired.

It’s a pity that the Emperor of Zhongzhou treated Master to a meal with a smile, appointed Master as a minor official in the Heavenly Supervisory Department and then forgot about him. When he remembered him again today, he appointed you as his master.

You just thought that he and you were destined to be together, but you never expected that this little Taoist priest would actually pass the civil service exam.

Later, according to Congxin himself, if the emperor still didn't remember him, he would not serve him and would go straight to the Nanzhou National Master Shen Cuo. After all, there was a severe shortage of manpower there, and even a passing cat had to lend a hand.

The chief eunuch Xu Fang would occasionally come to deliver a few dishes designated by the emperor to you, and rumors began to spread in the palace that you were going to take the throne of the Third Prince.

The third prince stormed into your bedroom in a rage, first apologizing to you in a grievance, and then immediately scolded you in a harsh voice.

You were confused, and then you received an apology gift from the second princess, which made you even more confused.

The master couldn't bear to watch it any longer, so he explained to you the relationship between the Second Princess and the Third Prince. He also told you about the maternal family of the Second and Third Princes, which is the Shen family, a family known as the Heavenly Supervisory Family.

In addition to these two, there is also the eldest princess who comes from a noble family. Her mother's family is the fourth prince who is the left prime minister in the court, and her mother's family is the fifth prince who is a noble in Zhongzhou.

The old emperor's technique of checks and balances was almost perfected. The aristocratic families, the nobles, the civil officials, and the divine religions were all fighting each other, while he could sleep soundly with the military generals in his hands.

Almost all forces are present in the court, except Xiaoliu, who is alone.

Of course, after the master said this to you with compassion, he still patted your head and said gently, you still have the master, and the master still has the great master. The great master has a very important reputation and no one can ignore it.

Master will make you the best person in the world sooner or later. He said this in a meaningful way and you shook your head as you listened.

You just want to find an opportunity to make the emperor angry and drive you out of the palace, and then you can fly and travel freely in the vast sky and sea.

Unfortunately, opportunities are hard to find. The emperor's life is very regular, and you are under house arrest, so sooner or later you are being pulled from your heart to feel your lofty ambitions.

You are quite distressed.

Reputation increased, wisdom increased, and physical fitness increased. 】

Wu You cracked some melon seeds and turned around to take a look at the other two simulations.

The scholar had realized that his other self was looking for him, and tried to rush to the capital of Zhongzhou with his students. However, for some reason, checkpoints were set up along the way to block the way. The six surrounding prefectures offered him good tea but would not let him go, saying that they needed to assess some risks.

Wu You felt a little regretful, but he was still looking forward to their once-in-a-century meeting.

As for the young swordsman, he became more and more fierce as he killed more and more people, and he became famous. There were sayings like "Wang Yu is here, and the sky will be clear!" But it was a pity that he had drunk too much soup and his brain was messed up, so he was not aware of his identity until he was found.

***

Yan You was full of doubts about his life.

Is he some kind of congenital eavesdropper on the Eucharist?

He thought so.

Today is the eldest princess' birthday. In previous years, Yan You was not included in these banquets, but since the emperor seemed to have noticed him recently, the eldest princess also sent him an invitation.

Yan You initially looked forward to being able to leave the palace, but it turned out to be wishful thinking, because the emperor refused to move, so the banquet was held in the palace and many guests were invited.

After Yulan left, Xu Fang assigned many palace maids and eunuchs to the Lindong Palace. Whether there are any undercover agents for the emperor among them is a matter of opinion.

Yan You usually walks around them.

He glanced at the emperor from afar as he did in the past, and was just about to find a place to lie down when he suddenly felt severe pain all over his body. He felt so uncomfortable that he almost vomited. Yan You quickly found a secluded place to rest.

Then, he could only watch as the person had no sense of boundaries and immediately came into a room to talk without any hesitation, and veins popped out on his forehead.

Is there a possibility that there is someone inside! He is still here! He doesn't want to listen!

No one cares about the love and hate of the Sixth Prince.

The two people who entered the room were both wearing palace maids' attire, but one of them was tall, with firm facial lines, and a strong build. One could tell at a glance that he was a man dressed as a woman.

Why on earth did these two come here?

Yan You couldn't help but become curious.

Hiss... one of them is dressed like this?