Chapter 1 Follow the formal procedures and call the police

"Am I a villain?"

In front of the floor-to-ceiling window, Cao Jinyan looked at the system in front of him, and a black line flashed across his forehead.

Last night I was having sex with a female college student I just dated, how come I found myself traveling through time when I woke up?

I also traveled through time to a brain-dead urban novel.

That would be fine, but the problem is that he is not the protagonist, but a rich second-generation villain who was slapped in the face by the protagonist in the early stages.

He is now in the plot of a book called "The Romantic Little Doctor in the City", and his identity is the first villain BOSS that the protagonist Chen Yu encounters just after coming down the mountain.

It was a miserable death.

In response, Cao Jinyan wished the dog author of this book to have a son without testicles.

My identity and status are already very impressive in urban novels. Normally, killing a protagonist who is a "miracle doctor descending from the mountain" is no different from killing an ant. However, due to the author's combination of brainlessness and low IQ, I, the villain, was pinned down and rubbed by the protagonist all the way.

Not only does he like to compete with the protagonist for women, but he also likes to laugh weirdly. The companies under his name span all walks of life, including but not limited to large nightclubs, high-end bars, luxury hotels, private hospitals, etc. Almost all the conflicts in urban novels are related to him.

As long as the protagonist starts the show-off and face-slapping mode, the ones who get beaten up in the end will definitely be his own people, and then he can use the Calabash Brothers Save Grandpa mode to send them off one by one.

Just as Cao Jinyan was studying the system, there was a knock on the office door.

"Enter."

The office door was pushed open, and a man in a suit and gold-framed glasses came in. He looked like a gentleman but a villain.

The man came in and bowed slightly, saying respectfully: "Sixth Young Master, there was an incident at the hospital. A young man broke into the emergency room and beat up our doctor..."

The man glanced at Cao Jinyan's indifferent back, paused, and added: "This young man is very close to Miss Mu."

Cao Jinyan finally turned around and looked at the man in front of him who was dressed like a gentleman.

A standard template in brainless and cool novels: the big villain always has a loyal and capable follower, and the gentleman in front of him is his follower - Tang Bin.

In the original plot, he was tortured to death by the protagonist in order to save himself.

This is also a major characteristic of the villain group - unity.

Cao Jinyan sat on the sofa, nodded and said, "Follow the formal procedures and call the police!"

"Okay...ah...call the police?"

Tang Bin's steps as he turned around suddenly stopped, as if he heard some new words.

Shouldn't he be disabled?

What the hell is calling the police?

"Yes, call the police. Several doctors in our hospital were beaten. They should be asked to pay for lost wages and medical expenses. These doctors must be seriously injured, right?" Cao Jinyan poured a glass of red wine with a calm tone.

A big question mark appeared on Tang Bin’s little head.

Young master, is your focus on the splits?

That boy is very close to Miss Mu!

According to the temper of our young master, if this young man dared to get close to Miss Mu, he would be skinned alive if not dead. How could he be so calm now?

And I also started to care about the doctor.

"That's right."

Cao Jinyan suddenly remembered something and asked with a playful tone, "Has the hospital's medical equipment been damaged? Our hospital's equipment is all imported and very expensive."

Tang Bin quickly came to his senses from his daze: "We damaged one... no, three medical devices worth tens of thousands... er... millions of dollars. We also seriously injured the five expert doctors we hired from abroad at high salaries. We must call the police."

"That's right!" Cao Jinyan nodded with satisfaction.

Tang Bin: ヾ()

After following the Sixth Young Master for so long, this was the first time he discovered that the Sixth Young Master was so stubborn.

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After Tang Bin left, Cao Jinyan lay on the sofa.

"As expected of the protagonist, so arrogant and illogical."

According to the plot, this is the first conflict between the protagonist and himself.

In the original plot, the protagonist Chen Yu had just come down the mountain and accidentally met the heroine Mu Qingyao who had sprained her ankle in the park.

There were people coming and going in the park. A girl with a perfect figure and outstanding temperament sprained her ankle, but no one came to help her.

Until the protagonist appeared, the old virgin who had been hiding in the mountains and forests for more than ten years had never been stimulated like this, so he used his medical skills to heal the heroine's feet. Before he could take the next step, the heroine received a call from the hospital saying that her grandfather's condition suddenly worsened and family members needed to be present.

The taste is getting better!

Cao Jinyan has read such bloody plots no less than a hundred times in various urban novels.

Next, Chen Yu followed the heroine to the hospital and chose to save the old man of the Mu family. After that, he was looked down upon by other members of the Mu family.

Chen Yu, who was furious, started to show off. He ignored the doctor's obstruction and forced his way into the operating room. He performed a set of gorgeous acupuncture techniques that ordinary people could not understand, and then the old man of the Mu family was pulled back from the brink of death.

The pretense was successful, and the Mu family was shocked. Chen Yu took this opportunity to climb up the Mu family's network and successfully embarked on the path of pretending to be cool and having a harem.

This plot seems a bit weird and reasonable at first glance.

The key point is that you should save people if you want to, why do you hit them?

Just because the doctor is preventing you from showing off?

It makes sense to not have a medical qualification certificate.

Thinking of this, Cao Jinyan secretly wished the author would give birth to a son without testicles.

In the original plot, Cao Jinyan did not take Chen Yu seriously, but just sent a few brothers to cause trouble for Chen Yu.

After all, his character is the number one bootlicker of the heroine Mu Qingyao.

Then as expected, the protagonist gained experience.

The younger brother Calabash Brothers went to send people one after another like he was saving his grandfather, and finally the relationship between him and the protagonist became so bad that it could not be resolved.

But now...Cao Jinyan will definitely not do that.

Looking at the golden finger in front of him called [Crash System], the function of the system is very simple. As long as the destined protagonist collapses mentally, a crash value will be generated, and he can use the crash value to purchase items in the system mall.

Very perfunctory setting.

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at the same time.

Gangnam City Police Station.

"Officer, I'm wrongly accused. When can I get out? My time is very precious." Chen Yu sat on the regret chair in the interrogation room, with his legs crossed. His white shirt was wrinkled, and his jeans with several big holes showed his evil temperament.

Although he was put in jail, his status remained the same.

Chen Yu's inexplicable shamelessness left all the police officers speechless.

"Mr. Chen, this is the police station, please correct your attitude." The young police officer couldn't bear it anymore, frowned and spoke in a cold voice.

However, Chen Yu didn't care at all. He just raised the corner of his mouth and smiled contemptuously.

As he possesses god-level medical skills, he does not need to consider anyone's face, let alone a small police officer. Even if the chief of the police station comes, he will not take him seriously.

I am the free and easy little medical fairy who saves people with my left hand and kills people with my right hand.

Behind him stand three reclusive masters, one of whom has unrivaled medical skills, one of whom has unparalleled poison skills, and the other is a world-class killer.

He possesses peerless medical skills that can bring the dead back to life, and countless dignitaries would line up to make friends with him. He just beat up a few insignificant villains, and the worst that could happen is that he would have to pay some money.

"Has the Mu family not arrived yet?"

Chen Yu's patience is about to be worn out.

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