What if I'm a Bad Artist? I Lie Down and Win with a Divine Brush

After six years in the apocalypse, Xi Xi tragically died at the hands of her aunt's family. Unexpectedly, she was reborn on the day the apocalypse began. Just as she was preparing to leverage h...

Chapter 282 Strange Scenes

When the tent flap was lifted, Xi Xi's makeup had been almost completely washed away by the blizzard. Her hair was disheveled, and she was dressed in thick clothes. Combined with Cheng Ma's face, she looked exactly like a village woman fleeing from disaster.

Rui Xiaomin couldn't care less about anything else. As if she had seen a savior, she stretched out her hand, covered in whip marks, to the old woman in front of her: "Save me! Please!"

Now it doesn't matter if she's an older woman or a younger woman, as long as she's someone who can save her!

Gongye and Tietou were both startled. Before they could even reconcile their movements, Tietou reacted swiftly and lashed out a long, hot whip, the tip of which sent sparks flying as it hurtled towards the curtain.

Xi Xi's expression froze. Her mind was still blank, but her body had already reacted. Her five fingers gripped the whip like steel clamps, and she pulled it taut.

Unexpectedly, Tie Tou's burly body, weighing two hundred pounds, was pulled and staggered to the ground, his elbow knocking over the kerosene stove, burning him so badly he grimaced.

The three looked at "Aunt Cheng" in disbelief. How could a frail, fleeing village woman possess such immense strength?!

Miyano recognized the face first. He stood up abruptly and shouted in a deep voice, "How did you escape? The logistics team..."

Before he could finish speaking, the Iron-Headed Carp, who had been knocked to the ground, sprang up, his bronze muscles bulging out.

He assumed a Muay Thai starting stance and launched a sweeping kick at Xi Xi. Unexpectedly, Xi Xi advanced instead of retreating, bending her body to dodge the straight punch. Immediately afterward, a deafening explosion of air being torn apart filled the air.

Iron Head missed again. Enraged, he stood up, his face flushed, and suddenly became terrifying: "Where did this old geezer come from?"

No one in the Yamato Guard had ever fought him one-on-one... Suddenly, the muscular man changed his move, his right leg slashing down like a battle axe.

Miyano behind him turned ashen-faced. He had seen this move before. It could injure the enemy a thousand while hurting himself eight hundred. It could crush the enemy's spine and kill him, but he would also suffer the reaction force. Ironhead would never use this move lightly unless absolutely necessary!

His eyes were filled with murderous intent, but the next second, Tie Tou's pupils suddenly shrank.

Several thorny vines emerged from Xi Xi's inner garment, instantly wrapping him up like a cocoon. It was too late to pull away, and before he could utter a word of terror, Tie Tou was pulled into a handheld mirror.

Gong Ye's face instantly drained of color, and the words he was about to say caught in his throat. Rui Xiaomin was even more horrified, her face turning deathly pale as she pointed a single finger at Xi Xi, her lips trembling.

Xi Xi brushed the snow off her shoulders and looked at Jing Liu in the mirror in her hand: What's the rush? Really... Look, you didn't even get a clear look at her face before she was gone.

Xi Xi shook her head, feeling regretful, and then looked in the mirror. Her makeup was so unwaterproof that it was almost completely gone!

Miyano felt something was wrong, and as she backed up, she knocked over the spice rack, getting chili powder in her eyes.

I remember the middle-aged woman I captured yesterday was weak and helpless, and she was definitely not as agile as she is now!

The woman before him seemed ordinary, yet for some reason she exuded a powerful aura that forced him to feel fear.

Gong Ye pulled a golden ear of wheat from his sleeve, stared intently at Xi Xi, and blew on it sharply.

Instantly, wheat grains scattered all over the ground. Xi Xi instinctively spun around and kicked over the charcoal brazier in defense, only to discover that the wheat ears were not weapons...

Because the moment the wheat ears fell to the ground, a large group of living people appeared on the surrounding open space!

These people all seem to be from the Yamato Guard, and they were summoned in their sleep!

Some people were curled up like shrimp, eyes closed, dozing off; others were sprawled out on the ground, sleeping soundly; still others were sitting quietly on the edge, hugging their legs, seemingly unaware of their surroundings.

Awakened by the blinding light and seeing their surroundings, everyone stared blankly at their surroundings before their faces showed expressions of shock and fear.

There were three men who looked familiar. Xi Xi recognized them; these were the patrol members who had been drinking with Fujishima tonight!

The three men, their faces pale and seemingly in the urge to relieve themselves, had their outer pants half-pulled down, revealing half of their floral underwear. They let out a terrified scream, frantically covering their groins and quickly pulling their underwear back up as if electrocuted.

In no time, the cooking tent was filled with people inside and out.

What kind of evil summoning spell is this?! Xi Xi was startled and quickly began to assess it.

"There's an enemy invading! Everyone, unite and don't panic!" Miyano's roar trembled, his voice not at all like "don't panic." He kept backing away, trying to get the lower-class people to charge into battle.

Chaos erupted instantly in the camp, and Xi Xi immediately became the target of everyone's anger.

Not only that, Rui Xiaomin was heartbroken. She was already barely clothed, and now, everyone in the camp was staring at her with strange looks. How could she ever face anyone again?

Xi Xi was about to continue acting when she realized she couldn't understand the whispers around her! The Japanese language sounded like bird language to her.

It seems Cheng Xu has successfully evacuated, and the translator's firing range is no longer sufficient.

"Fine. So what if we have more people?" Xi Xi nonchalantly pulled out a treasured talisman from her pocket: "Finally, it'll come in handy."

[Item Description: One-time consumable. For 10 minutes, it will make all players within a certain radius become obsessed with your beauty, causing them to bang their heads against walls for you.]

An invisible sound wave swept across the crowd, and instantly everyone present began to bang their heads against the wall.

What if there are no walls inside the tent? The strong men were being carried by their heads when suddenly they all knelt down and started banging their heads on the ground.

Xi Xi even spotted her uncle's family in the crowd.

Tsk, at this moment, Xi Zhantao, Xi Yunchen and Luo Qian's eyes were filled with anger, but their bodies were uncontrollably falling to the ground and bowing to her.

Amidst the dull thud of foreheads striking the frozen earth, murmurs of praise rose and fell:

"So beautiful! So beautiful, ugh... So beautiful!"

"My dear aunt is truly an angel descended from heaven!"

"So beautiful... What's going on... So beautiful... Am I talking... It's breathtakingly beautiful... Holy crap, I didn't mean to talk... Beautiful! It's so beautiful!"

"Even these wrinkles are so uniquely shaped!"

"Go to hell with Derby... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Oujuan is so beautiful!"

"So beautiful! Queen, hit me!"

"You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth!"

"Even Supa's idol's smile isn't as sweet as yours!"

"Auntie is washing the railway!"

"Congratulations, Yui Aragaki! You look just like our Queen! Congratulations, Satomi Ishihara too! You look a bit like our Queen! And congratulations even more, Kyoko Fukada! With a little more effort, you could become our Queen!"

"A genius idol like Sama!"

...

Thus, a bizarre scene unfolded—

Two hundred people from the entire enemy camp knelt down around Xi Xi.