Chapter 134 Our Children

"It's just a big pancake!" In Pizza Hut, Qiu Wuji, with a small napkin around his neck and a knife and fork in his hand, said angrily: "A piece of pancake with some ham and that weird sauce on it, why is it so expensive?"

Chu Ge didn't know how to explain it, and after a while he managed to say, "Let's call it... brand value. Just like the fried chicken we ate that day, it's much cheaper to buy it and fry it yourself."

"So they're specifically targeting lazy people like you?"

"No." Chu Ge said sincerely, "They only target people who want to bring girls or children out to eat. If I go to KFC by myself, at least I will check what day of the week it is..."

Qiu Wuji: "...Can I return the goods?"

"cannot."

"How many words do you have to type to get this piece of cake?" Qiu Wuji was so distressed that he carefully scraped off the various strange ingredients and white sauce on the cake: "How much money did I scrape off... just to eat a piece of cake..."

Chu Ge was a little dazed again, not knowing whether this was his daughter or his mother.

When I first asked my mom to take me to Pizza Hut, she seemed to behave in a similar way...

"Eating bread requires a knife and fork..." Qiu Wuji was still groaning: "It's uncomfortable to use them..."

Chu Ge laughed dumbly: "You can hold it with your hands."

Qiu Wuji looked around and saw that everyone else was using forks. He asked suspiciously, "Is that okay?"

"Why should I explain my Qiu Wuji's actions to others?" Chu Ge said leisurely: "Just use your hands, no one will laugh at you."

Qiu Wuji really threw away his knife and fork, picked up the cake with his hands, took a light bite, and revealed his dimples: "It's much more comfortable to eat this way, although it's not very delicious."

She glanced around and found that no one was laughing at her. Occasionally, someone's eyes drifted over here, revealing envy.

Qiu Wuji was a little puzzled: "Do they envy me for eating with my hands? Then why don't they use their hands themselves?"

Chu Ge smiled and said, "People don't care about this these days. They can eat whatever they want. They still use knife and fork just because of the atmosphere. It's not like the old days when you would be looked down upon if you used the wrong knife and fork... Besides, whatever a beautiful woman with temperament does is right. People will just think you are very cool."

The waiter brought the steak, and with a "sizzle" sound, the lid was opened and oil splattered everywhere.

Chu Ge's words were stuck in his throat, Qiu Wuji's smile was a little stiff, and there was also some smile in the waiter's eyes.

Please continue to use your hands.

But Chugo smiled slowly and said, "Please move the steak to my side."

The waiter moved over.

Chu Ge raised his knife and fork, cut a small piece leisurely, picked up a piece and passed it to Qiu Wuji's mouth: "Ah~"

Qiu Wuji let out an "Ah-woo" and opened his mouth to grab it, his eyes quickly turning into crescents.

The waiter got goosebumps all over his body and ran away quickly.

I send you steaks and you send me dog food. Can you please behave like human beings?

Chu Ge didn't eat it himself, so he cut the steak into small pieces quickly. After all the pieces were cut, he pushed them in front of Qiu Wuji and said with a smile: "If you don't like the cake, give it to me. The steak should be okay."

Qiu Wuji really felt that steak was better than pizza. He looked at the small piece of pizza in his hand with some hesitation: "I've bitten it..."

Chugo took it nonchalantly, mumbling incoherently: "I've already eaten my mouth, what else is missing?"

Qiu Wuji looked around with a red face, and seeing that no one was paying attention, he glared at him angrily.

Chugo just smiled and ate the cake.

"When did you eat it? In your dream..." Qiu Wuji muttered, but didn't continue. He picked up the steak with a small fork.

He cut it very delicately.

tasty.

"I say..." Qiu Wuji chewed his steak and muttered, "You really don't want to make an outline? You've wasted a day."

Chu Ge laughed and said, "How can it be considered a waste to hang out with you..."

Qiu Wuji said: "So I have become a demon woman who brings disaster to the country, right? If the people in the group knew about this, they would beat me to death."

Chu Ge shook his head: "I already have an idea... Having you by my side makes me feel relaxed and happy, open-minded and comfortable, which is much better than sitting in front of the computer scratching my head and trying to think hard. I feel like my mind is full of inspiration now, and I can finish it quickly when I go back."

Qiu Wuji was suspicious: "Really?"

"Really." Chu Ge smiled and said, "Believe in yourself. You are the best assistant. You will only help me improve my efficiency."

Qiu Wuji's eyes sparkled, his cheeks moved for a long time, and he swallowed the steak with a gulp: "Then go back, I'll write my autobiography too."

In the world of the book, outside the sect master's secluded secret room, an elder bowed and asked: "We have captured five high-ranking elders of the Fire Prison Sect, as well as Lu Yuanzhang of the Tianyuan Sect who had previously betrayed the alliance and defected. What should we do with him? Sect master, please give us instructions."

Qiu Wuji's voice came from the secret room: "I am in a good mood, imprisonment... uh, that's not right."

Elders: “?”

Qiu Wuji sighed: "If we don't eradicate all the evil, there will be disasters left. This is not the time to be merciful. But these are all strong men, they have their own dignity. Don't do anything to humiliate them. Just destroy their souls and give them a quick death."

The elders bowed their heads one after another: "As ordered."

Qiu Wuji, who was outside the book, sat in the back seat of Chu Ge's car, wrapped his arms around his waist, sighed softly, and rested his forehead on his back: "Chu Ge, I killed a lot of people."

Chu Ge subconsciously stepped on the brakes, then realized what she was talking about. After a moment of silence, he said, "Are you feeling a little uncomfortable?"

"Yes, your surroundings...are too peaceful. There are no disputes, no killings, and it's so peaceful that it makes people feel warm and lazy. They don't want to move at all."

Chu Ge asked, "Are you afraid that you might become mentally ill?"

Qiu Wuji shook his head: "Not really, my spiritual practice is not so easy to be flawed. It's just that sometimes I wonder if being too comfortable will wear me down, and if I can't adapt to fighting when I go back, will that worry you again."

Chu Ge thought for a moment and said, "How about we take the initiative and get involved in supernatural affairs?"

Qiu Wuji resolutely objected: "No... I like it the way it is now, and you like it too. We build the world in the book together, present it completely in thousands of dimensions, and watch it materialize step by step. That's what you and I should do."

Chu Ge laughed and sped up the car.

Qiu Wuji asked curiously: "What are you doing?"

Chu Ge said: "The book you said has become like our child. I am going back to have the baby."

"Go to hell! Dream on!" Qiu Wuji hit him angrily, his face flushed.

Fortunately he can't see it.

Giving birth... This is something I have never thought about in my life... Watching ordinary women giving birth is so painful and scary.

I really don’t know why they love to have children so much, and have several in their lifetime.

How many children does Chugo want to have?

No, why should I have a baby with him! He was just talking about books and puns, why should I let him lead me into such a trap and let me imagine something else!

Qiu Wuji thought angrily, and slowly his expression became dazed.

I might not be able to have children.

Whether the immortal body has these functions is another matter. Whether it does or not is just a matter of changing the settings, so there is no need to think too much about it.

And this body of divided soul...Baidu said it's menopause?

It's really strange. This is a body that is transformed into reality. Theoretically, it can be self-shaped. So where does the age issue come from? Where does menopause come from?

Even if it is the real body, it is not because of age that it goes into menopause, but because the practice has reached a certain level and the physical constitution has changed in a certain sense, the so-called "rebirth", and these mortal functions have been refined.

Even the real body is not considered to be menopausal, so how can the body created by the split soul be menopausal? It doesn't make sense.

Qiu Wuji began to think about this problem seriously for the first time. It was not because he really wanted to have a child, but when a monk thinks about this kind of problem, he will be confused and puzzled.

It seemed that the reason for this matter must be explored, including why I had the ability to condense into a physical body when I shouldn't have. Perhaps I should seek an answer to the whole thing from beginning to end, otherwise something might go wrong one day. Being possessed by a demon is no joke.

Just as he was thinking this, Qiu Wuji's stomach suddenly started to hurt. He subconsciously made a "hiss" sound and grabbed Chu Ge's clothes.

Chu Ge was startled: "What's wrong?"

Qiu Wuji frowned and groaned, "My stomach hurts, and I'm bleeding a lot..."

(End of this chapter)