Chapter 76 Joining the Gang

"This 2,800-yuan bike is an electric bike. The new rules now limit the speed to 25 miles per hour, and you can't add a basket or carry a passenger on the back seat."

"Can't bring anyone? Just pass." Chu Ge pointed at the one that looked like a motorcycle on the other side and said, "What about this one?"

"This is an electric light motorcycle, you need a driver's license, a helmet, and a motorcycle license plate."

"I do have a motorcycle license, but motorcycles are banned in Nanjiang now, right?"

"Some sections of the city roads are banned. Electric motorcycles are OK in most areas, but those that can go over 100 miles per hour are not allowed."

"E-donkeys can reach over 100 mph?" Chu Ge felt deeply the lack of knowledge: "How much do they cost?"

"Not expensive, just over ten thousand."

"...What about this Qingma?"

"This one is 5,800 yuan. But the battery is lead-acid. It's better to buy this lithium-ion one, which is only a few hundred yuan more, 6,300 yuan... Since we already have this one, we might as well buy this one with better battery life and a smart sensor lock, which is only 6,800 yuan..."

Put 5,000 yuan into the card, and then add it up to 98,000 yuan.

Chu Ge, who only planned to spend two or three thousand to buy a small electric scooter, unknowingly spent six thousand eight hundred.

My heart is bleeding. The new wave of royalties is quite a lot, but unfortunately it hasn't arrived yet. I have to eat dirt again for the next few days.

I can only say that it really takes money to pick up girls...

During the six months I lived with Zhang Qiren, the money I spent in the entire six months might not be as much as what I spent in the past one or two months.

Even though he was living on dirt, when the e-donkey was leisurely driving along the riverside road, facing the gentle evening breeze, and feeling the endless autumn fragrance on the back seat, Chu Ge felt very happy and felt that the 68,000 yuan was worth it. Zhang Qiren? Who is he? I don't know him.

The only regret was that Qiu Wuji was too strong. She didn't need to hold his waist like other girls. She just sat there sideways with better balance than anyone else.

Should I think of a way to trick her so that she won't be so arrogant and that safety is the most important thing... um...

Qiu Wuji was looking down and studying the two masks that Chu Ge had just bought at a roadside stall. He thought the masks were cute, but it was a pity that they didn't look like a boy and a girl. "This fat doll is cute. Does it have a name?"

Chugo said sadly: "In fact, I once imagined that you recognized them."

Qiu Wuji asked curiously: "Why do I recognize them?"

"Before, when those idiots in the group sent you a car, I dreamed that you downloaded Calabash Brothers for an hour, and then criticized me seriously after watching it, saying that you shouldn't watch such childish things at your age... I would accept the criticism with surprise and joy."

Qiu Wuji: “…”

"It turns out they were so honest that they actually sent you a real car - can you tell me which one?"

Qiu Wuji gnashed his teeth: "Chu Ge, do you want to die?"

Chugo quickly got back to the point: "So these are the Calabash Brothers. The one with the yellow gourd on his head is the third brother, I'll wear it later. The one with the blue gourd is the sixth brother, you'll wear it later."

Qiu Wuji said in a teasing tone: "Because you are more yellow?"

Chu Ge: "...Can you please quit the group chat? You have been infected by them to such an extent?"

Qiu Wuji said: "Then what is your intention?"

"The third kid is the invulnerable kid. I will say that I have this ability when the time comes. The sixth kid is the invisible kid. This is your ability. Isn't it just a lie? How can it confuse us who write books?"

"Have you ever slapped someone's head, kid? You can only watch when you're invisible, it's boring."

"If it's not necessary, you should refrain from taking action..."

"oh."

In fact, neither of them knew why she had to do less, but they both subconsciously thought so. Maybe she was still a little empty deep down? After all, she was not from this world, so it was not good to be too conspicuous.

Qiu Wuji asked hesitantly, "Will you really let me go with you?"

"Even Lin Wuyang knows that there is a woman next to me. Zhong Yi asked him to help me with my identity. There is no point in hiding it. It is better to admit that I am a psychic. This will reduce suspicion."

“The heart that writes a book is dirty.”

"Hey, the female leader of the hegemony competition told me this? Don't say I wrote it. You thought about it yourself at the time."

"Hmph. I just think you're not that stupid." Qiu Wuji lowered his head and gently stroked the two masks with his palms.

The mask emitted a soft glow, which then faded away.

Chu Ge seemed to realize something: "You cast a spell again, it won't shorten your stay, right?"

Qiu Wuji said unhappily: "Is this just a small magic trick?"

"What spell this time?"

"Prevent them from seeing through the mask... What if there's someone who can see through it?"

"Then I think the first place you should cast the spell is the clothes."

"Ride your bike!" Qiu Wuji said bitterly, "My magic can also change your voice, so that people can't tell your original voice - the restaurant owner has heard our voices, have you thought of this, you idiot!"

Chu Ge muttered: "Do you really think they are immortals? The ghosts coming and going in the restaurant remember your voice..."

It was 8:30 in the evening, and the small restaurant, which already had few customers, was even more deserted. The boss and his wife were playing with their phones at the counter, bored, when suddenly someone opened the door and walked in.

Looking up, I saw a pair of gourd brothers.

"Zhong Buli introduced me here." said Calabash Brothers.

The scene was silent for three seconds, and the boss had no expression on his face: "Zhong Buli said that he wanted everyone to vote on it. I'm here to express my opinion in advance and agree."

The lady boss also said: "The funny guy who would use this kind of mask is a perfect match for this group of people."

Chugochi said: "You didn't even ask my name."

"What other name do you want?" The lady boss asked, "Shouldn't you just be called Sanwa?"

Chu Ge: “…”

That makes so much sense.

He patted Qiu Wuji's shoulder sadly: "Let's go in, Liuwa."

Qiu Wuji really wanted to say that I didn’t mean to be rude over there. If I continue to interact with you, I will have to think carefully before I speak over there to know how Qiu Wuji should have spoken...

After chatting for a few words, the boss's game gave away a kill, so he simply hung up: "I'll take you in."

He pushed open the back door and walked into the small courtyard where the food was prepared. He took Chu Ge and the other man out of the backyard and arrived at another two-story dilapidated building.

"The building was bought with our collective money. We made a little money from a few orders over the years, but we basically lost it all here." The boss said, "My last name is Jin. People rarely call me by my name. They call me chef, even though my cooking is average."

"Hey." Chu Ge said, "It's actually OK."

"Everyone usually gathers here when they have something to do. If the 'black room' is considered a place, then this small building can be considered the dark room." Chef Jin opened the door of the small, dilapidated building, and the lights were on inside, not dark at all.

Unlike the residential building Chu Ge had originally imagined, this place was not a living room. As soon as he entered, he felt like a gym. There were things that looked like fitness equipment everywhere, and there were computers in the corners. Chu Ge saw a fat man playing games in front of the computer at a glance.

The young man with the words written on his face was sitting in front of the mirror, practicing how to write on his face.

And Zhong Yi was playing chess with a masked man.

Those things that looked like fitness equipment were empty, with no one in sight.

——Is this your practice?

Seeing Chef Jin and Chu Ge come in, Zhong Yi was not surprised. Chu Ge had sent him a message before coming, and he asked Chu Ge to talk to the boss directly. He continued playing chess without raising his head, and said with a smile: "You brought them in to show your consent?"

Chef Jin said, "Since you are the guarantor, I will come to you if there are any problems."

The masked man who was playing chess said, "I am also a masked man, so of course I must agree."

Zhong Yi shouted: "Ajun, where are you?"

The young writer turned around and shouted, "What did you say, Fatty?"

The fat man said: "Ask him if he reads novels. If he is a minotaur, he will die."

Chu Ge said sincerely: "I am a loyal reader of "Chu Tian Wu Ji", I love Qiu Wu Ji the most, Qiu Wu Ji is my wife. Hiss..."

Qiu Wuji twisted the soft flesh on his waist, clockwise and counterclockwise. The pretty face under the mask was extremely angry. You are waiting here, right?

The heart of writing a book is dirty!

The young man and the fat man were overjoyed when they heard this and said in unison: "We passed."

Zhong Yi was talking to the masked man, "Don't you think these people are weird? Others fight to the death over wives, but when these idiots hear someone is trying to steal their wives, they feel like they have met a close friend."

(End of this chapter)