Chu Ge is a writer of harem novels.
As he was writing about the female sect leader, one of the strongest cultivators in the world, falling in love…
A woman appeared in his room, point...
Chapter 84 Her Search History
The group member only used one sentence to sink Chu Ge: "Huh? Chu Da, how do you know what movie Sect Master Qiu watched?"
Chugo: "...Can't I talk to her privately?"
The aggressive momentum of the person who came to cause trouble has weakened a hundred times.
"Tsk, Master Chu, you have bad intentions. What kind of movie were you watching while chatting privately with the female manager? This is harassment..."
Chu Ge said angrily: "If you send her a car, it's not harassment, but what I am doing is harassment?"
"Chu Da, please go away. Qiuqiu is mine."
"Go away, it's mine."
"Qiuqiu~my Qiuqiu~"
Chu Ge: “…”
The topic went off track, and no one cared about what Chu Ge had asked before.
Chu Ge looked at it for a while and his expression became a little strange - the emoticons used by everyone in daily chats are very unified now, and they are all screenshots of Qiu Wuji's daily chats.
Qiu Wuji: "Why are there still people asking for a ban? They even @ me specifically because they're afraid I won't see it."
Qiu Wuji: "You guys are really weird."
Qiu Wuji: "I often feel out of tune with you guys because I'm not perverted enoughjpg"
One of them can be used to reply to Chugo:
Qiu Wuji: "Are you all M?"
Chu Ge's mind was overwhelmed by these chat screenshots and emoticons. Looking at the screenshots of Qiu Wuji in the group one by one, he unconsciously smiled.
Even now that you are gone, you are everywhere. My life has been completely invaded by you.
Forget it, there is no need to make trouble. She will know the Father's firmness and masculinity in the future! Humph.
"Brother Meng, it's fun to find an old song."
"What song?"
"My *** is 25 years old."
"..." Qiu Wuji time ended and turned into sand sculpture time.
Chu Ge closed the group chat and continued to look at her search history. If she didn't play with Sha Diao, she would become a bad person.
The earliest search record was “Is it possible to transfer money via WeChat without leaving any clues?” This was actually the first one!
Then there’s “What if the heroine runs out of the book?”
After that, I searched for recipes, videos, various common sense, and...
"What's the relationship between a man and a woman living together?"
A smile appeared on Chugo's lips again.
"Is it a pervert to see if the reed is a lecher?" Re-search, "Is it a pervert to see if the reed is a lecher?"
Chugo laughed out loud.
"What does it mean that he wants more than a thousand people to fuck him?"
Chugo's smile disappeared: "Fuck!"
"If I help him with work, doing laundry and cooking, does that count as independence?"
…
"Where are you taking the girls to play?"
"What does it mean when a guy wants to take you out?"
…
“Is it normal to not have your period?”
"Huh?" Chu Ge sat up straight and looked at the search carefully.
This is a serious academic issue!
Qiu Wuji has been here for two months, and she has indeed not had her period...well, the kind of period that makes her angry doesn't count.
This body is unusual. It is a body that she condensed. In theory, it is not even a real body, because her practice, especially the soul division, is not at the level of creating a body out of thin air. So in a sense, it is reasonable to consider it an illusory body...
But she would get hungry, have secretions, need to wash her face and brush her teeth, etc. Everything was just like an ordinary body. This was something Chu Ge had never quite understood, as it didn't make sense according to his own settings.
Can it only be attributed to the peculiarity of this world?
I didn't think much about it before, but now that I see it this way, since she gets hungry and has secretions, she should have everything a physical body should have, such as menstruation.
Not having a period is no small matter! Does it mean that you can’t have children?
Chugo looked through the answers seriously.
"Hello, it is normal to not have menstruation at the age of menopause."
"Poof!" Chu Ge almost vomited.
One can almost imagine Qiu Wuji's angry and anxious expression when he searched for this post. His little face turned red and he looked like he wanted to slap someone through the Internet cable.
After laughing, he was in a trance again.
If this setting is really followed, then I might not be able to have children with her?
Are Chu Muchu and the school district housing just beautiful fantasies?
Never mind. It doesn't matter.
Even if I really want to have it, I'll have to meet her real body to study it. It's hard to be sure with just a soul fragment.
Continue to see other searches:
"He spent a very long time writing books and didn't talk to me much. I felt that this state was very good and peaceful, but also a little angry. What happened?"
Obviously, there will be no answer if you ask Baidu, unless you post a question on the forum.
Qiu Wuji's search was apparently fruitless.
But Chu Ge started to stare absentmindedly again.
So...is this the real reason why you suddenly said you wanted to write a book?
Which would allow me to say more and at the same time try to experience my professional situation?
If I don't talk to her, will she be a little angry?
Chu Ge stared at it blankly, and a smile unconsciously appeared on the corner of his mouth again.
…………
The world of books.
Qiu Wuji had long forgotten that he had searched for this. It didn't matter why he wanted to write a book in the first place. The current Sect Master Qiu was very embarrassed! Very embarrassed!
She worked so hard to write 10,000 words, but she didn't even pass the entry process! If you don't meet the standards, keep working hard!
It was such a huge shame and humiliation, Sect Master Qiu was very angry!
Your online literature is so great, but novels are actually developed from the ancient storytelling and novels that have been passed down from generation to generation. I'm here to be your ancestor!
The real body was holding a small meeting with the top leaders of his own sect. The split soul returned from outside in a huff and merged with the real body in a flash.
The clan leader who was arranging the work seriously suddenly looked angry. The elders in the room watched this change in shock and speechlessness.
Did you suffer any loss during your soul-splitting journey?
Someone then asked solemnly: "Does the Sect Master need us to find a place to fight?"
"Ah?" Qiu Wuji reacted. What kind of place are you looking for? Did you go to pick some women?
She coughed twice and quickly put on a serious expression: "Everyone, go and do what I arranged just now. I'm going to go out for a while."
An elder advised: "Master, there are many important events in the near future, and we need you to take charge of the world."
"I'll be back soon. Old Man Ku Zhai's fairy mountain is not far from us."
"Uh, why is the Sect Master looking for that sour scholar? We have no dealings with their lineage."
"Our sect leader is going to publish a book!"
"???"
Traveling to Beihai in the morning and Cangwu in the evening, the real Qiu Wuji soon arrived at Kuzhai Fairy Mountain, a thousand miles away.
She was hanging high in the air, looking at the ink pool below, and suddenly thought that it was not as interesting as riding the back of a bicycle and riding slowly home.
Bah, why think about this. She took a deep breath: "Where is old man Ku Zhai? Qiu Wuji of Yunji Sect is here to pay his respects!"
The whole mountain shook.
The way of books is not prosperous in this world, and the upper limit is also low. Qiu Wuji is a famous monk who has passed the tribulation. This guy is a big shot who can come to destroy the family and come to pay homage in person! This is the biggest event in the thousand years of Lishan!
The whole mountain was in a state of great solemnity. While secretly opening the mountain protection formation, old man Ku Zhai bravely went out to greet him with a brush in his hand: "I am honored to have Sect Master Qiu here. I wonder if there is anything I can do for you..."
"I want to write a book. I know you have many disciples and grandchildren walking around in the world. Please help me publish the book and distribute it to all the countries in the world!"
The old man nearly dropped his pen.
What do you want to do?
Even if you write something, shouldn't it be a handwritten immortal decree, sent to all alliances, starting the battle between good and evil, and an unprecedented fight with the flames of war reaching the sky?
You told me to write a book and publish it!
The old man confirmed it tremblingly: "What Sect Leader Qiu wrote... is it a human story book? What, what is it like?"
"It's a story about a female hero slaying demons and monsters, and the male protagonist supports each other. Isn't that a classic plot?" Qiu Wuji asked him expectantly.
The old man was silent.
The plot is king of the plot, and there are many idle men in the world who like to watch it. If it is a female lead, there may be young ladies who like to watch it.
But you are the endless autumn.
The old man always felt like he ran to the countryside to play with children, wrote a song called "A Duck in Front of the Door", and asked them if it sounded good.
What's wrong with this world? Maybe the God of Creation has suddenly become stupid.
(End of this chapter)