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The big and the small finally reached a truce, and the verbal battle turned into visual attacks, competing with each other without blinking.

Jiang Yuanshi sighed and changed the subject to chat with Jiang Yuan and the others, asking what the long red paper pasted on the door was for.

Today is New Year's Eve.

Jiang Yuan was stunned when he heard the news from Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing. Jiang Yuan pointed to the blank red paper on the gate and said, "These are Spring Festival couplets. According to the old tradition, you can write on them, or print them. But the equipment is not complete now, and the amount of pigment extracted will be used up after supplying every family. Anyway, it's just a ritual, it's not a big problem. We are living well now. But how are you now? How did you get here?"

Yun Qing was also curious: "Yes, how did you get here? Have you completed the mission? And this Z01, how did he become a human?"

Jiang Yuanshi and Z01 looked at each other, closed the door and briefly explained to them. Since Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing were both employees of Chuanshuju, it was easier for them to understand. But when they heard that Jiang Yuanshi and Z01 had become the new "order", they were a little surprised for some reason, but inexplicably felt that they were working together. It was probably because they had seen Jiang Yuanshi's methods and madness. This person could do anything and could do anything.

At this time, Jiang Tang interrupted: "So Jiang Jiang is more powerful than God? Then can you come to see me every day?"

"I can't guarantee it every day, but I can guarantee it within a week." Jiang Yuanshi answered subconsciously, and then he was stunned again, "Tangtang, what's wrong with you?"

Jiang Yuanshi wanted to ask how the other party understood, but Jiang Tang just said: "I didn't understand it very well, but I know Jiang Jiang is not Jiang Yuan, and he doesn't belong to this world. Although I don't understand what happened, I understand it! You are more powerful than God. Now that you have free time, you must come to see me every week! If that's the case, I don't recommend you bring this big guy with you."

Z01: I_I

Jiang Tang: "What's with that expression on your face? Are you provoking me?"

Jiang Yuanshi: "...This is his natural expression."

Seeing that the two guys were about to start again, Jiang Yuanshichao asked Jiang Yuan casually: "If today is New Year's Eve, do you need help? After all, we didn't bring any gifts."

Yun Qing waved her hand: "What gifts do you want? It's good enough that you can come back to see us safely. By the way! If you are fine, do you want to celebrate the Spring Festival together? We will have a small party here in the evening. It's called a party, but it's actually a dinner. Each family will cook some food and put it together for everyone to eat. Would you like to come too?"

Before Jiang Yuanshi could refuse, Jiang Yuan said, "Yes, and we were able to regain our freedom thanks to you. We don't have anything to thank you with, so at least stay for a meal. If you're worried that people will doubt your origins, then you can say that you accidentally fell from a spacecraft malfunction and were struck by lightning just now. That's a good excuse."

But is there a possibility that they are the thunder?

Jiang Yuanshi did not say this aloud, for fear that the other party would ask why, but the truth is that with their current strength, it would be easy for them to come to this planet as quietly and naturally as falling leaves. Of course, the premise of all this is that they have mastered this power.

Because he had just become the "Order", he underestimated his own strength. Even Z01 did not expect that when he and Jiang Yuanshi were walking slowly hand in hand, they were actually moving at the speed of light in the eyes of others.

So when I came to this world, the calmness I imagined turned into thunder and lightning.

The two looked at each other guiltily and said nothing.

As guests, they didn't have to do any work, but it was uncomfortable to just sit there. Jiang Tang happened to be clamoring to be turned into a human and to play with others. Jiang Yuanshi simply went back to his old job and began to transform Jiang Tang. Although in order to maintain the rationality of the world, Jiang Tang could not be turned into a living person, the bionic man also looked like a human.

Jiang Yuanshi and Z01 separated their consciousness and returned to the system world, exchanging some new parts and brought them over.

"How tall do you want to be?"

"I want to be as tall as Jiang Jiang!" Jiang Tang answered without hesitation.

Jiang Yuanshi asked: "Is it convenient for you to play with the children?"

Jiang Tang: "Yeah...yeah, it's too big and it's easy to be discovered when playing hide-and-seek."

The candy box began to worry. Jiang Yuanshi looked at it and discussed with Z01: "How about making two for him? One big and one small?"

Z01: "Yes, but you can't use them together. You can only use them alternately."

Jiang Yuanshi: "Of course I know that. Jiangtang can't be split into two."

Z01 stared at Jiang Yuan calmly and said, "But you actually thought about giving him some more souls so that he can operate two bodies at the same time."

“……”Seen through.

Under Z01's condemning gaze, Jiang Yuanshi said silently: "...Okay, I did think about it, but I overturned it myself. After all, having two Jiang Tangs at the same time is a bit scary."

"Why are you two just staring at each other without saying anything?" Jiang Tang interrupted their conversation. They both turned to look at Candy Box, who was looking up with round eyes. Only then did they realize that they had just communicated through consciousness.

I'm used to it.

Jiang Tang turned around silently. Jiang Yuanshi thought the other party was angry and was about to explain when he heard Jiang Tang say, "Okay, kiss if you want."

?

Jiang Yuanshi choked and poked the candy box and said, "What are the kids talking about?"

Jiang Tang said with his back to her, "Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing are like this. When they look at each other, it's like they trigger a kissing mechanism. I'm used to it. You guys are so hesitant, so of course I have to avoid it. But have you finished kissing?"

Jiang Yuanshi was about to suffocate, "We won't be like this..." Just after he finished speaking, his palm was scratched. He turned his head to glance at Z01, whose eyes were calm but fixed.

Jiang Tang said, "Really?"

Z01 leaned forward and touched Jiang Yuanshi's lips lightly, then stood up and continued, "Yes, we know our limits."

Jiang Tang put down his hand half-believingly and turned sideways to look. One was standing and the other was bending over, looking at him.

Jiang Tang was relieved to see that they were not sticking together. She turned around and looked at Jiang Yuan with some confusion, "Jiang Jiang, what's wrong with you? Your face is red."

"...Really? Maybe he got a stitch in the side when he bent over." Jiang Yuanshi touched Jiang Tang, stood up and asked Jiang Tang to stand straight, ready to transform.

Jiang Tang stood at attention obediently in front of him and looked at Jiang Yuanshi who snapped his fingers at him. When he reacted, Jiang Tang's perspective became the same height as Jiang Jiang, and his line of sight was level with Jiang Jiang. This was not all, he actually had another body, which seemed to be as tall as the children.

And for the sake of convenience, Jiang Yuanshi secretly cheated and added a storage compartment to Jiang Tang's body, turning the form into a switching mode. Now Jiang Tang has three forms, which makes Jiang Tang very happy. He starts running around the room, his steps and posture like a creature that has just domesticated its limbs, which dazzled Jiang Yuanshi. He began to doubt whether he had made a wrong decision.

There was a heat source behind him. Z01's body had human-like temperature. Jiang Yuanshi didn't turn his head and said, "What are you doing? Jiang Tang, should we put some restrictions on him? I'm afraid he'll be discovered by outsiders and dissected someday."

Z01: "You can put a protective shield on him, or give him some instructions to blur other people's perception of Jiang Tang's change of form, so that the public will think it is normal."

"…Is this okay? Doesn't it violate the rules?"

"A new order is born, and the old order and rules are no longer in place. You can tamper with them at will as long as it does not affect the operation of the world."

Jiang Yuanshi silently turned his head away, trying to relieve the heat in his ears: "I know, and it's not me, it's us, and there's more! Don't kiss me suddenly outside."

"Okay, it's us, let's go home and continue."

Jiang Yuanshi: “…”

Jiang Tang was so happy that his battery ran low and he broke down. While Jiang Yuanshi was charging him, he also made a mouth for the body of the candy box and added a hinge to the lid on the top to prevent it from falling. He also added an external waterproof power supply port, which would only be opened when Jiang Tang wanted to use it.

After settling Jiang Tang who was charging, Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing went out to buy things. Jiang Yuanshi, Z01 and a sleeping Jiang Tang were the only ones left in the room. Jiang Yuanshi scratched his hot ears and began to find things to do uncomfortably. It seems natural when humans pretend to be busy, but there is awkwardness everywhere and they are at a loss.

cute.

Z01 stood there silently, observing the other party's movements, from the living room to the kitchen, from the kitchen to the living room, turned to the door, and finally stood in front of the door, staring at the door in a daze.

Z01 asked through consciousness: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Yuanshi replied: "I am thinking about whether to write something."

"Do you want to write couplets for the human world? That requires a brush and ink, and you also need to know how to write calligraphy. Do I need a tutorial for you?"

"That's not necessary. I can write calligraphy, but I haven't done it for a long time. I think it will be ugly. I'd better forget it. Besides, I have to go back for materials."

Jiang Yuanshi sighed, turned his neck, tilted his head, and a brush, an inkstone, and... an ink block appeared in his sight?

Jiang Yuanshi looked at Z01 in surprise and said, "When did you buy it?"

Z01: "Just now."

It was such a fast speed that I was caught off guard.

Z01's actions were so fast. Whenever Jiang Yuanshi hesitated, he would always appear beside him on time. He glanced at Z01 and said, "Why do you seem to be looking forward to it?"

Z01 nodded, with an inexplicable look of anticipation in his eyes: "I haven't seen it."

……All right.

"But why is it in blocks? Why do I have to grind the ink? Did you forget there's the option of using ink?"

Z01 said bluntly: "I can help you grind the ink."

Such a familiar scene, I feel like I've seen it somewhere? Um... TV series?

Jiang Yuanshi couldn't help but close his eyes, and he did it on purpose. He poked Z01's chest and said, "You, did you see something weird when you were learning about human knowledge?"

Z01: "No, I just watched and appreciated some films made by humans, most recently costume films."

Very good, as expected.

Jiang Yuanshi cleared his throat and finally said, "Okay, you keep me writing."

Then Jiang Yuanshi watched Z01 pick up the non-existent hem of his clothes like an ancient person, grinding ink with one hand. His every move revealed an ancient style. It felt like he had walked into the wrong set. If it weren't for his handsome appearance, which made up for this bug, Jiang Yuanshi really wanted to get into Z01's head to see what was in the other person's head?

After grinding the ink, Jiang Yuanshi picked up the wet brush and stood in front of the door to write.

Jiang Yuanshi's hand holding the brush looks very nice, with slender joints, very white and thin skin, and distinct veins in the sun. The posture of holding the brush is standard but casual. The words he writes are neat, with vigorous and powerful strokes. Unlike his calm and cold appearance, he exudes a wanton and wild vibe everywhere.

When humans are doing things, they look very serious, their eyes are as bright as gems under the light. Z01 stands by holding an inkstone and just watches them without blinking.

Jiang Yuanshi finished writing in one breath before he relaxed. His arms felt a little sore. He stepped back to look at the text, then turned to ask Z01: "Z01, what do you think? It's okay, right?"

Z01 looked up and said seriously, "It looks good. You wrote it very well."

Jiang Yuanshi, who was rarely praised directly, scratched his face and said, "It's not that good."

"No, Jiang Yuanshi is the best."

Jiang Yuanshi looked at Z01. That person's eyes were full of affirmation and seriousness. For some reason, Jiang Yuanshi felt that the Spring Festival here was quite hot.

"Wishful, your heart rate is rising."

“…No.”