(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)
Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...
Chapter 131-131° Does the filial son need to be frozen? (8)
"Um... Xiao Liu, do you have any salary system? Can you give me some reference?"
Secretary Liu rubbed his head and said, "That's all I have for my salary. As for the rest... there's nothing else except insurance."
Uncle Wu always grasps the key words.
"Insurance? You also insure your employees? What kind of insurance do you buy?"
There was disbelief in his tone.
However, Secretary Liu's tone was even more puzzling.
"It's just the ordinary five social insurances and one housing fund: pension insurance, medical insurance, unemployment insurance, work-related injury insurance, and maternity insurance."
Just as Secretary Liu was about to continue introducing what Yi Jin was, he saw the Fifth Uncle slamming the table.
"That won't work. All these insurances are useless!"
He counted on his fingers and continued to express his "brilliant ideas".
"First of all, as long as you work hard, you won't be fired, so it's better not to buy this insurance."
"And medical insurance. Our factory is so bright and warm that we won't catch a cold. Why would we need medical insurance?"
"Work injury insurance and maternity insurance are bullshit. You won't get hurt working here. As for asking us to reimburse for childbirth, why don't they just take our last name?"
"And finally, the pension insurance..."
Uncle Wu always chuckled and said, "How could someone who has truly made outstanding contributions to the company and has truly devoted himself to the work, possibly live to see retirement?"
As soon as these words came out, the air around them became quiet.
"What a sin!"
"Such a bad person will go to the 18th level of hell. He will definitely be struck by lightning when he goes out (angry) (angry)"
"If this had happened in the past, even Zhou Paopi would have been outdone! (Surprised)"
Secretary Liu over there had no expression on her face, just a wooden look.
She has been shocked six times, she will not be shocked again today.
Nothing can shock her anymore!
She cast her calm gaze towards her Sixth Uncle. She felt that nothing in this world could shock her anymore!
Let the storm come even harder—huh?
Where are the people?
Secretary Liu stood up hurriedly, looked around, and finally found the sneaky Sixth Uncle at the door!
But at this moment, his left and right hands were full of things, two barrels of peanut oil, two boxes of ham, two bags of New Year gift packs...
It was obvious that he had ransacked the kitchen and warehouse in the factory.
"Put it down... these two bags of New Year gift packages are for employees!"
At this moment, Uncle Six was holding the computer monitor on the desk in the supervisor's office next to him, trying to pull it off. He stopped when he heard these words.
"What? Are you still giving benefits to employees?"
"Don't give it to them, give it all to me! I'm still a poor household!"
"Find someone to deliver all these things to my house... no, deliver them to the homes of all our CEOs!"
"I won't give them any more in the future! What a waste of money!"
After saying this, he finally pulled out the display screen, tucked it under his armpit, and continued to look around to see if there was anything he could take.
The "nephew" standing in the corner was about to remind him that the most important part of a desktop computer is the host, but after thinking it over, he decided it would be better not to help the evil, so he held it back.
However, he did not speak, but his eldest nephew next to him spoke.
As a member of the younger generation, he just turned 30 this year, but he has not achieved success in his career. After graduating from vocational primary school, he has never continued his studies.
But when chatting with others, our nephew can always talk to others in a very clear and logical way. This is because -
He watches short videos intensively for 16 hours every day, follows 27 niche knowledge bloggers, 45 amateur science bloggers, and 12 wild expert bloggers, so he has very extensive knowledge!
"I am different from them. I think it is unscientific to squeeze value out of employees. We should start with the product."
After saying this, Secretary Liu's eyes suddenly lit up!
Human words!
She finally heard a human word!
As expected of a young man, his awareness is different!
The nephew continued to talk:
“Since we want to reduce costs, we can start with the ingredients!”
"For example, for soy milk, we can use genetically modified soybeans! The kind that are cloned in a petri dish!"
"And these roasted chicken legs. We can import the kind of chickens that have five legs! This will greatly make full use of our resources!"
"I see you're still selling tea eggs. You can replace them with fake rubber eggs, the kind that bounce two meters high when dropped on the ground! An expert in a short video I saw said that many businesses use this to replace eggs!"
"Finally, I'll think about it again... The rice in the white rice porridge we cook can be replaced with plastic rice. Although it won't be cooked no matter how hard you cook it, experts say it can save costs..."
He kept on chattering on his fingers, constantly coming up with new and interesting ideas.
The audience in the subconscious live broadcast room couldn't hold it in any longer!
"Before I retired, I ran a chicken farm. I couldn't even keep two-legged chickens alive, let alone five-legged chickens! (Angry)"
"What videos did you watch? The expert videos I watched all said that the cost of these fake foods is higher than that of real food!"
"Yes, yes, you will lose money if you do this! (laughing and crying) (covering face)"
"Don't think that we old people don't know anything! We are also constantly improving and learning! (Thumbs up)"
The eldest nephew was still chattering, but Secretary Liu was no longer listening.
Secretary Liu slowly loosened his grip, and the pen and notebook in his hand immediately fell to the ground...
Everyone was awakened by the sound of the thing falling to the ground. They looked in her direction, and then saw Secretary Liu's eyes rolled up, her throat moving up and down, and after a burp, she fell straight back!
The people around were suddenly shocked!
"Fuck! How come this guy died suddenly?"
"How can a good person die just like that?"
"Quickly pinch her philtrum! Someone quickly go get a glass of water and pour it on her face, maybe she will wake up!"
The younger nephew always hurried to get some water, while the older nephew always stood there in a daze, and then suddenly slapped his head with his hand.
"It must be that my revolutionary suggestion was so subversive that the secretary was impressed by my talent!"
"Wake up quickly, or I'll be troubled!"
What he said almost made his nephew, who was collecting water nearby, twist his foot and spill the water on the ground.
How dare you say that! !
Don’t you know why this person fainted?
It's obvious that he was so angry that he fainted! !
But just when everyone was in a panic, the second nephew stepped in! "Big sister, you can't faint, big sister!"
"It's not my turn to make a decision yet. If I don't tell you my decision, then I'm not even a CEO! I don't look like a CEO at all!"
My second nephew is always anxious!
He usually doesn't have many opportunities to show off, but now is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
He tried pinching Secretary Liu's philtrum with his hand, but it was of no use.
So he was so anxious that he simply reached out and grabbed Secretary Liu's shoulders and started shaking!
It's just like in the old-school abusive romance TV dramas from the 80s, where they would wake up the seriously injured male/female protagonist by shaking him/her vigorously and calling out to him/her affectionately.
Finally, Secretary Liu was woken up.
Nonsense, if you don’t wake up, your brains will be shaken all over!
"Stop for a moment... Speak now, speak quickly, my living ancestors, who can argue with you?"
With his brains shaken, Secretary Liu didn't bother to use honorifics to address these "bosses", but no one cared about these details now.
"Now it's my turn to speak, you must remember it!"
"My decision is, since Big Brother has just decided to use genetically modified soybeans and plastic rice to pass off inferior products as good ones, I think the cost will definitely not be that high!"
“Why not cut the cost in half!”
“We save money on ingredients!”
In order to prevent Secretary Liu from fainting again, the second nephew spoke very quickly this time, for fear that the person would faint again before he finished speaking.
However, for Secretary Liu, the accelerated speaking speed and the dense amount of information were like a critical hit with a normal attack.
puff!
She spat out a mouthful of blood and turned pale!
"Okay, everyone, give your opinions, give them all!"
The numbness on her face and the deadness in her eyes showed that Secretary Liu seemed to have completely accepted her fate.
What else could she do? She was desperate too!
He even turned around to look at Zhang Xiaofeng, the future heir to the company. At this moment, he did not feel anything wrong. Instead, he looked at his relatives with a rosy face, as if he agreed with their opinions very much!
It's over, Barbie is done!
Secretary Liu turned around and looked at his nephew who was huddled in the corner, holding a cup of water.
"Now you are the only one left. If you have any opinions, please speak up."
The other relatives also nodded.
"Now we have only the youngest one left. You are the only college student in our family. You must have some brilliant ideas!"
"That's right, hurry up and finish, then we can go to the cafeteria to eat."
The little nephew always swallowed, and his clear and stupid eyes revealed incredible despair.
"Opinion?"
"No, no, no, I'm not qualified to give suggestions. Aunt Bai Xue built this company from scratch. It's not something a fresh graduate like me can give suggestions on."
His eyes were filled with confused despair: "But I have a request."
"Can you give me back the internship certificate I handed over earlier? I don't need you to stamp it for me..."
If they are afraid that something will happen, they will implicate him as well.
Of course, he would not tell such a big truth.
The "nephew" who was obviously thinking of running away gave a bitter smile.
"…This damn world has finally turned into something I could never have imagined."