When a Refrigerator Got the Female Lead Script

(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)

Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...

Chapter 133-132° Does the filial son need to be frozen? (10)

Chapter 133-132° Does the filial son need to be frozen? (10)

The remaining 9... no, 8 "Mr. Zhangs" were happily trying on clothes.

They are about to attend a press conference.

At this press conference, the task of this group of Mr. Zhangs is to clarify and explain the recent food safety controversy.

In short, all those involved in this press conference will be collectively held accountable by experts and the media.

It’s essentially a chore.

However, the "Mr. Zhangs" seemed to be in high spirits, fixing their new suits, and the three aunts were also smiling and painting their eyebrows.

They don't care whether they will be criticized or not, they only care that attending the press conference means they can appear on TV.

This is on TV!

This was something they had never dared to think about before! Even if they got scolded, it was worth it!

"On TV? Oh my god, what's so good about TV these days? (Laughing)"

"We don't have a TV at home anymore. I feel that mobile phones are much better than TVs."

"But if I make a fool of myself on TV, that would be extremely embarrassing, right? (Chuckles)"

Now this group of "Mr. Zhangs" no longer cared about being embarrassed or not. At 10:00 a.m. the next day, they sat in a line in front of the podium of the press conference on time.

Below the stage was a group of reporters carrying cameras on their shoulders. They stared at the front desk, at the simple yet cunning faces of these "Mr. Zhangs", and pressed the shutter without hesitation.

At this time, the first reporter raised his hand and started asking questions.

"Why is Ms. Zhang Baixue, the founder of Xuebai Food Co., Ltd., not here today?"

"There is a rumor that you, as relatives, have undermined Ms. Zhang Baixue's rights. Is this rumor true?"

Zhang Xiaofeng, who was sitting in the first seat, immediately straightened his face.

"How is this possible? My mother is on vacation abroad with her new husband. I hired these relatives to manage the company. I trust them very much!"

New partner?

The reporter didn't expect that while investigating a food safety issue, he would be able to dig up gossip about this legendary female president, and he immediately started asking questions based on this point.

"Excuse me, is Ms. Zhang Baixue's new partner also the president of a company? Is it a business alliance?" Upon hearing the reporter's question, Zhang Xiaofeng immediately put on a look that said "you are insulting love."

"How can you guys be so realistic? All you talk about is profit and business marriage! My mom and Uncle Li are true love!"

"Although Uncle Li is not a CEO, he is the most diligent old man in the village who collects waste. I introduced him to my mother personally!"

When he spoke of his anger, Zhang Xiaofeng even slapped the table with his hands.

However, even without banging the table, there was dead silence in the audience. All the reporters and invited guests looked up at the same time, staring at Zhang Xiaofeng in amazement, as if they were digesting the huge shock in their hearts.

He is...

Introduced an old rag-picker to your mother as a companion?

Is this true or false? Is it so explosive?

After realizing this, many people looked at Zhang Xiaofeng with a hint of contempt.

Your mother is the legendary female CEO of a famous food company! You actually introduced an old scavenger to your mother?

Is this a good match? Is this really a good match?

The group of reporters in the audience would not introduce the scavenger old man to her even if their own mother was not a strong woman or even just a housewife!

Who is this insulting?

"Okay, okay, I remember that this press conference was not about my mother's personal life, right?"

Zhang Xiaofeng frowned: "If you don't get to the point, then I will declare this press conference over!"

Seeing Mr. Zhang say this, the next reporter had no choice but to change the question.

"Hello, the person in charge of Snow White Food Co., Ltd. I would like to ask you something. There is a rumor going around online that you cut the cost of food in half and used inferior raw materials as good ones. Is this true?"

At this time, my aunt always took the microphone and prepared to answer his questions.

"Of course it's fake, you are all spreading rumors!"

"Of course the things we sell are the best. You must have seen that our business is so good that you came here to discredit us!"

My aunt always cursed directly into the microphone and lied with her eyes open, refusing to admit her behavior.

As long as they refuse to admit it and stick to their guns, no one can do anything to them!

The reporter looked at Auntie deeply, said nothing more, and sat down directly.

At this time, the second reporter also raised his hand.

"Hello, after our investigation and statistics, Snow White Food Co., Ltd. has recently experienced a large-scale employee resignation. There are rumors that the company has cut the employees' wages in half and cancelled all insurance. Is this true?"

When my fourth uncle heard the reporter ask this question, he immediately became angry and fumed.

"Heard? Where did you hear that? Who is the villain who is gossiping about us behind our backs?"

"You get what you pay for. We will pay our employees a salary that is worthy of their worth. How can they feel that their salary is too low?"

"Consider whether you are worthy of it first!"

After these words were spoken, a burst of murmuring and discussion suddenly broke out from the audience at the press conference.

After all, the remarks made by this "Fourth Uncle" do sound very domineering, but in fact, they also indirectly confirmed the occurrence of this incident.

Many reporters immediately lowered their heads excitedly, quickly took out their notebooks and wrote quickly on them, recording everything quickly.

At this time, the next reporter also raised his hand.

The female reporter took out a sealed plastic bag from her bag, which contained something that looked like an octopus.

"Hello everyone, uh, presidents. We have received feedback from customers that the raw materials of the 'octopus balls' they purchased from you were found to contain blue-ringed octopus."

When he said this, the reporter raised the bag in his hand, and the photographers also tacitly zoomed in the camera and focused on the bag.

It can be clearly seen that the octopus in the bag has circles of blue halo with a long blue glow, which reveals a hint of evil under the flash light.

"Do you have any explanation for this, leaders?"

The female reporter continued to ask questions aggressively.

"Blue-ringed octopus? My grandson is reading a popular science book recently. It seems to be a highly poisonous creature, right? (Surprised)"

"That's right, they say this octopus is more poisonous than a venomous snake, and when you are stung, it is said to be extremely painful!"

"That feeling is more painful than a scorpion sting, how dare you sell it to people so carelessly? (Surprised)"

"If this thing hadn't been discovered and someone had cooked it and eaten it, they would have been poisoned to death, right? (Fearful)"

"This group of relatives are really causing a lot of harm to people (angry)" In the subconscious live broadcast room, this group of old men and women who often watch short videos, even if they are not knowledgeable enough, have these common sense.

But it is obvious that the group of "Mr. Zhangs" sitting on the rostrum do not have such a high level of awareness and common sense knowledge.

"Blue-ringed octopus, what blue-ringed octopus?"

Uncle Wu always sneered with disdain: "I think this is no different from ordinary octopus, it's not rotten, and it's not smelly. It's so fresh!"

"That's right!" Second Aunt also nodded in agreement: "Octopus that looks like this must be a delicacy from the mountains and the sea. You can't usually get it!"

"We're lucky we didn't ask you for more money!"

On the rostrum, these relatives were singing in unison, making fools of themselves like clowns.

The reporters in the audience were all stunned. It was obviously the first time they had seen such a shameless person.

Then he cast a complicated look at Zhang Xiaofeng.

This Mr. Zhang is so confused!

Instead of letting his own mother take charge of the situation, he invited a bunch of clowns.

This company looks like a pill!

As time passed, the one-hour press conference was about to end, and the last reporter raised his hand.

"Dear presidents and ladies, we have received a report that your company's hygiene conditions do not meet the standards."

"We want to see the surveillance video of the production line."

The reporter asked to see the surveillance footage.

After several Mr. Zhangs on the stage discussed among themselves for a while, they all nodded in agreement.

They did not understand the hygiene standards of this food processing production line. In their opinion, this group of workers wearing disposable protective clothing, sanitary caps, sanitary gloves and masks were already very hygienic.

"It's okay, just look at it!"

My aunt always waved her hand and agreed to their request.

"If you don't do bad things, you don't have to worry about ghosts knocking on your door!"

At this time, several staff members came up, brought a large-screen TV, and connected the monitoring screen of the production line.

As the entire screen lit up, a spacious, bright, well-ventilated and hygienic assembly line factory suddenly appeared.

Whether it is the construction of the factory buildings or the hygiene system standards, they were all established by Zhang Baixue himself in the past, so naturally there are no problems with them.

At this point in the press conference, there was finally something satisfying, and many reporters nodded.

Finally, there is a decent place!

This is what a food factory looks like!

The reporters sitting in their seats immediately lowered their heads and continued writing in their notebooks. After all, one should always leave a way out when doing things. Seeing that the entire notebook was full of criticism, they had to write some positive publicity.

However, after writing a few words, a reporter suddenly exclaimed!

"What the hell, what is this person going to do?!"

Everyone immediately looked up and looked at the surveillance footage on the big screen.

On the screen, a staff member who was responsible for packaging food suddenly raised his hand to change shifts. After waiting for someone to replace him, he walked to the door of the production line and prepared to go out.

"Supervisor, I need to go to the bathroom."

The supervisor nodded as if it was nothing new. People have urgent needs, and this kind of thing is normal. Generally speaking, when encountering such a situation, they will just let the person go.

But at this moment, my third aunt, who had been strolling around the factory, showed up!

She stopped the employee and immediately started to criticize him with a frown on her face.

"Go to the toilet, you stinky workers, how dare you go to the toilet?"

"You guys are wasting your working time by going to the toilet now. Every minute and every second you spend at work is bought by our Zhang family with money!"

"Paid shit, huh? How can there be such a good thing in the world?"

"No going to the bathroom, get back to work!"

staff:……

This assembly line worker was also an honest migrant worker. Faced with this unreasonable request, he just swallowed his anger and agreed to it.

I could only return to my workstation with my legs clasped together.

"Hey, how come you're back so soon?" The employee who was taking his place asked curiously, "Did you get stuck?"

The employee sighed and told what had just happened.

Then they both started to worry together.

"What can we do? We can't let a living person die from holding his urine."

"How about...how about you go secretly?"

"We are all men anyway, just find a corner to pee!"

I have to say that this idea is quite unethical, but there is no other way. Under such circumstances, this is actually the best solution.

So the employee, who was in a hurry to pee, squeezed his legs together and sneaked out.

No, I really can’t hold it in anymore!

He looked around anxiously. The assembly line was full of metal equipment, so if there was a puddle of water, it would definitely be discovered. What's more, if his urine caused a short circuit, it would be a small matter if he got electrocuted. However, if the machine broke down, he wouldn't be able to compensate for it!

Wait… got it!

When the employee looked at the big barrel that was constantly stirring soy milk, his eyes suddenly lit up!

Isn't there a ready-made liquid? !

The employee's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered a new world.

He looked around and found that no one noticed him, so he trotted and climbed directly onto the soy milk tank, then untied his belt...

"Hey, wait a minute! What are you going to do, young man?"

"Don't do anything stupid. I said you can jump in and drown in it, but you must not pee in it!"

"Hold it, you must hold it, I drank soy milk with my wife this morning!"

The old viewers in the subconscious live broadcast room are obviously getting anxious.

I was so anxious that I even forgot to send emoticons.

The reporters sitting in the audience also changed their expressions, showing disbelief on their faces.

“This person…”

"Is he going to..."

The group of people were muttering to themselves, but a sound broke their fantasy.

Crash...

There was a sound of water.

Although the employee was facing away from the camera, he could still clearly see that the large jar of soy milk was slowly spreading a light yellow ripple...

Dead silence.

Everyone was as quiet as death.

Whether it was the scene of the press conference or the subconscious live broadcast room, at that moment it was as if the freeze button had been pressed, and there was no sound at all.

This weird atmosphere lasted for a full two minutes. Even on the surveillance footage, the employee shuddered, pulled up his pants, and returned to his workstation without changing his expression, still maintaining the same state.

But in the end, someone reacted first!

“Ugh…”

A reporter vomited all over the place!

It’s no wonder that this reporter must have drunk soy milk products produced by Snow White Food Co., Ltd. in the morning!

"How dare he? How dare you!"

A reporter slapped his thigh, jumped up and started cursing!

Along with their roars, the pause of the entire venue was finally lifted, followed by a wave of curses!

"Not allowing employees to use the restroom? This is what happens!"

"Aren't you disgusting?! Isn't there anyone responsible for supervising you?"

"I can no longer look at soy milk. I will give up soy milk for the rest of my life!!"

"You must give us a reasonable explanation, or I will sue you!"

"My horse, my horse!"

Most of the noisy noises, like the previous comment, were basically just curses!

Some people even didn't just curse, they picked up the folding chairs provided in the venue and threw them directly onto the stage!

At this moment, the "Mr. Zhangs" sitting in front of the stage finally panicked!

They came here to be on TV, not to be beaten!

If the villagers, young and old, saw them being beaten, they would be gossiped about when they went back and wouldn't be able to hold their heads up!

All of a sudden, this group of aunts, uncles and nephews began to beg for mercy and run away in fear!