(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)
Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...
Chapter 14-13° Does the little mermaid need to be frozen? (4)
“Crack.”
When the two young guards heard the crisp sound, they forgot to avoid suspicion and subconsciously turned their heads to see what was happening.
Why does this sound like a broken bone?
Then, following their gaze, millions of people in the subconscious live broadcast room saw the same picture.
The beautiful and clean beach, the cool moonlight, and the background are the lights of thousands of homes in the market.
The handsome crown prince, dressed in Ming Dynasty Hanfu sewn with gold thread, is a standard ancient beauty and also full of aristocratic temperament.
Then.
Holding a refrigerator door in his hand.
A look of horror and confusion.
This absurd, incongruous, yet beautiful scene deeply shocked every audience in the live broadcast room.
However, Xiao Ye, who had a dazed look on his face, soon came to his senses, because in the refrigerator he disassembled, there was a strange-looking small saltwater fish.
Suddenly free, the little fish that was forgotten inside jumped up suddenly and slapped Xiao Ye hard with its tail.
Then he moved his fins and walked angrily on the beach.
"Frogfish, a fish that crawls using its fins, commonly known as walking fish..."
After being hit hard by the fish, Xiao Ye came to his senses. He shook his head, took the refrigerator door in his hand with a horrified look, and put it back -
That's right, it was put back the same way it was taken down.
And, it was successful.
"Master Xiao, what do you do?"
"This clean and neat way of removing the refrigerator door is better than my dad, a standard repairman."
"Xiao Ye, the first refrigerator repairman in history. At this time, the first refrigerator would not be produced for another 500 years."
Xiao Ye had no idea what was being said about him in the live broadcast room at this moment. He looked quite distracted.
The refrigerator has a special ability that allows characters in the plot to have "hallucinations" about it and mistake it for the heroine.
So in Xiao Ye's eyes, the refrigerator door he had taken apart, under the influence of this "illusion" ability, became an indescribable and curious thing that reduced his sanity...
The two guards were not much better. The brave one could still pretend to be calm, but the timid one... had a stupid face and was babbling, obviously scared out of his wits. The refrigerator, who had been awake from the beginning to the end, stopped pretending to be faint in the deathly silence, drove the four small wheels, and stood up.
And it continued to make the sound of the machine's internal operation, very diligently following the plot.
Seeing the refrigerator standing up, Xiao Ye and the two guards all showed horrified expressions, supporting themselves with their hands and backing away...
It spoke. This strange creature disguised as a human being that he rescued actually spoke!
Ahhhh, someone spoke!
Xiao Ye was worthy of being the crown prince. He tried hard to suppress the shock in his heart and pretended to be calm as he continued to communicate with the refrigerator.
"Uh... you said your name is Princess Hai Er? Nice to meet you..."
"Saving my life? No, no, no! You don't have to be so polite."
"What, you're coming back to repay me?"
When he heard the last sentence, Xiao Ye couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Girl, please be kind and don't repay us. I beg you, just go home."
It can be said that the attitude is humble to the dust.
As the eldest son of the emperor, Crown Prince Xiao Ye can be said to be the future emperor for sure. Although he has been trained to be a modest gentleman since childhood, he cannot avoid his arrogance. This is the first time he has spoken so humbly.
He was really scared.
If the opponent was just a muscular man, or even a martial arts master with great martial arts skills, he would have the confidence to order the Royal Guards to destroy him.
But the thing he rescued was different.
Even though he had removed the pectoral muscles, it remained calm and composed, and its internal organs even stretched out and slapped him in the face. The most outrageous thing was that this piece of internal organ actually walked across the beach, jumped into the sea and swam away...
Xiao Ye did not pee on the spot, he is a real hero.
But the problem is, this monster disguised as a human wants to establish a relationship with him and come to repay him?
He can't afford it!
"It's getting late. As a little girl, it's time for you to go home." Xiao Ye said this with trembling legs. Then he winked at the two guards behind him and slipped away!
The brave guard behind him dragged the timid guard who had begun to foam at the mouth, following closely behind, leaving only a long trail of drag marks...
refrigerator:?
Why are you walking so fast?
But the mission should be considered accomplished. The refrigerator didn't think much about it. It drove the four small wheels and started to move towards the sea. Finally, it jumped back in with a splash, ready to continue the next part of the story.
But some things outside the plot still happened.
…
The Imperial Palace.
The maids and eunuchs found that the crown prince was in a very bad condition. After coming back from watching the moon at night, he was not only wet all over and looked dazed, but also asked to sleep with his mother.
Queen & Emperor:…
The two of them wanted to ask Xiao Ye what happened, but Xiao Ye put on an expression of sacrificing his life for justice and refused to say anything about what had happened.
The emperor was somewhat puzzled, and sent someone to inquire about the two guards who accompanied the crown prince on his outing that night, but the two guards...
Their master was holding the rice bowl and grabbing his ears to call his soul.
The Queen righteously rejected Xiao Ye's behavior of sleeping with his mother, so he could only ask his younger brother, the young prince Xiao Jing, to sleep with him.
Although the young prince Xiao Jing appears very few times in the drama, he is still very popular in various fan works.
As the second son of the emperor, he did not need to bear the responsibilities of the emperor and only wanted to be a wise king, so he learned a good hand in ink painting.
That night, he was holding his pen and painting a picture of a beauty under the moon in the room.
Just when he finished the painting and was about to put his name on it, his eldest brother suddenly rushed in angrily.
Before Xiao Jing could even pour the tea, his elder brother rushed directly to his calligraphy and painting table, snatched the pen from his hand, and broke it in half in front of his horrified gaze.
"At this time, how can you still have the heart to paint?!"
Xiao Jing:?
Seeing his elder brother Xiao Ye crumpling up the painting on the table and throwing it into the trash can, before he could even react, his hand was grabbed by his elder brother the next moment.
"If one day I am gone, you must take good care of my father, mother, and this country!"
Xiao Jing: (=°Д°=)
He opened his mouth somewhat woodenly.
Who could tell him what had happened? Why had his elder brother suddenly gone mad?
Xiao Jing hurriedly asked him what happened, but Xiao Ye just shook his head and even shed tears.
"Xiao Jing, I will take care of everything. You must live well and don't worry!" Xiao Jing: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
You've made him more worried!
Looking at his brother's face that looked bitter and resentful, as if he was constipated, Xiao Jing no longer had the elegant, suave and handsome expression he had in the original drama. Instead, he looked terrified and confused.
Xiao Ye felt miserable, but only he knew it.
Saved a monster, and the monster was eager to repay the favor.
He said he was repaying a favor, but the next moment he might open his detachable pectoral muscles and bury his head in them.
Even...
Xiao Ye covered his face with his big sleeves and walked out of the house quickly.
No one saw his handsome face that was tearful under his sleeves.
Afterwards, after the two guards who followed the crown prince woke up, the emperor immediately sent people to investigate them and ask them what happened that day.
However, perhaps the human brain's protective mechanism came into play, causing people to forget what happened under extreme fear, so after asking many questions, the emperor and the queen came up with an unexpected answer.
"The Crown Prince rescued a beautiful girl who fell into the water at sea. After waking up, the girl was deeply moved and even planned to marry him. Even if she was rejected by the Crown Prince, she would still find a chance to repay His Highness."
That's right, this is all they remember.
Moreover, the two people's confessions were surprisingly consistent.
Emperor & Empress:…
The two looked at each other, their eyes full of suspicion and disbelief.
This is obviously a good thing, so why did his eldest son behave like this after he came back?
It's as if the one who wants to marry is not a beautiful girl, but a burly man?
Did they demand too much from the prince to be self-disciplined, causing his worldview to be distorted and causing him to start disliking girls?
This won’t do!
The emperor and the empress looked at each other and nodded in unison. Then they immediately sent servants to observe whether there were any stunning beauties claiming to repay their gratitude from that day on, and report any such sightings in a timely manner.
This is clearly a match made in heaven, why is this silly boy hiding?
And it was a beautiful encounter like something out of a picture book!
The boy looked weird that night. Maybe he fell in love with the girl at first sight but was too embarrassed to say it. Maybe he was just shy!
They just couldn't believe that they couldn't bring these two people together!
On the other side, Crown Prince Xiao Ye had a cold face, completely unaware that his own father and mother were stabbing him in the back.
He acted as if he was indifferent to life all day long. He began to discipline his younger brother and learn how to govern the country. At the same time, he also secretly sent people to patrol the city to look for that "gorgeous woman".
He really wanted to be on guard against the refrigerator coming to him to "repay a favor".
However, this action caught the eyes of the emperor and the empress and confirmed their guess.
This boy really fell in love with the girl he saved at first sight, and his love for her was deep!