(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)
Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...
Chapter 142↓℃ Does the love virus need to be frozen? (6)
Xiao Bingbing stared at Y23, and the latter was also staring at her, with a somewhat strange look in his eyes.
It can be said that the current atmosphere is so peaceful, thanks to the mediation of the love brain virus, otherwise, the relationship might have been torn apart long ago.
But there is an old saying that goes, the one who is moved first is the loser, and it is true that Y23 was the first to give in and compromise.
Of course, this may not be because of love, but it may be because Y23 was in a hurry to escape, so he compromised first.
"I have something else for you, it's very valuable."
Y23 extended its robotic arm and tapped the wall. Then a secret compartment appeared on the pink wall, and inside the compartment was a safe.
This safe looks different from the ones on Earth, but you can still tell at a glance that it is used to store important items.
Xiao Bingbing's eyes suddenly lit up.
The things that the aliens put into the safe must be very valuable!
So she smiled very tactfully and hugged the safe with a smile on her face.
"Okay, okay, I want this!"
Xiao Bingbing had already thought it through in her mind. She would just hand over the safe to the country when the time comes. With the things she handed over, she would definitely be protected. She would have 20 bodyguards around her and live in a special room, so she would definitely not be found.
As she was thinking about it, Xiao Bingbing, who was holding the safe, wanted to take it, but she pulled it hard...
It didn't move.
Y23 was pulling the safe with all his strength, looking as if he wanted to go back on his word.
No way, no way?
Are you going to regret even this?
Seeing that Xiao Bingbing's expression had become strange, Y23 quickly added an explanation.
"You take the stuff inside. I'm going to keep this box. I'm going to use it to carry some things when I'm on the run."
How to say it?
In fact, it is not shameful to say the word "escape" directly, and the phrase "fugitive" is not much more elegant than "escape".
Y23 very gentlemanly opened the double doors of the refrigerator, then opened the safe and stuffed all the large and small bottles of pink gas that were filled inside into the refrigerator.
"Okay, take your betrothal gift back." Y23 closed the refrigerator door, then turned around and made a "bye" gesture to Xiao Bingbing.
"Oh, no... Is this the end?"
The incident happened too suddenly and Xiao Bingbing was still a little slow to react.
"You gave me these bottles of gas, but you can at least tell me what they are?"
"You didn't explain anything and just forced it on me?"
Xiao Bingbing's expression is hard to describe.
"It's too late. I'll explain it to you when I get back!"
Y23 simply stretched out his hand and tapped the wall, as if triggering some mechanism. Suddenly, Xiao Bingbing felt her feet go empty and a sense of weightlessness came over her!
Cordless bungee jumping!
The words that Xiao Bingbing originally wanted to ask were simply choked back into her mouth, and then turned into a scream!
“Ahhhhhh!!!”
She was falling straight down!
At the same time, the refrigerator also fell with her.
They both fell at the same time and remained relatively still.
At this moment, Xiao Bingbing's mind was blank as she was falling at a high speed. The only thing she could remember was a point of knowledge.
"Objects with different masses fall at the same speed. Galileo was right—"
While thinking this, Xiao Bingbing assumed a swimming posture in mid-air, swam to the side of the refrigerator, and then hugged it tightly.
It seemed as if this action could give her a sense of security.
Anyway, if something unexpected happens next.
She will become a meat pie, and the refrigerator will become a discus—
Huh?
Xiao Bingbing was originally thinking deceivingly, when she suddenly felt her arms feel empty!
In just a moment, the refrigerator in her arms disappeared out of thin air!
It disappeared out of thin air!
Of course, matter is conserved and will never disappear out of thin air.
And our salvation organization a hundred years later finally sent the refrigerator back.
As for how he cried while hugging the box, I won’t go into details.
The Salvation Organization plans to give the refrigerator a proper funeral.
Employees who had originally planned to go home for the New Year had their tickets refunded or changed their tickets, and exchanged the new clothes they were going to buy for black suits and black dresses.
They even pooled money to bury the refrigerator in the most expensive grave in the cemetery.
It is said to be a Feng Shui treasure land.
The people who come and go to offer sacrifices may not know that there is a tomb buried in the land they pass by.
refrigerator.
I have to say that although this is a bit of black humor, the members of the salvation organization pooled some money and even invited a fortune teller.
This is in accordance with the usual practice.
It proves that the blind fortune teller wearing sunglasses counted with his fingers, and then couldn't help touching his mustache.
"Very good, very good, you don't have to worry too much."
"This person has been reincarnated. In the next life, he will be promoted, rich, and have many children and grandchildren!"
After hearing what the fortune teller said, the team leader and several core members stood up, supporting each other, looking at each other, and then shed tears of relief.
At the final scrap metal farewell ceremony.
They presented their flowers and silently made wishes.
"Refrigerator, please don't be a refrigerator in your next life, and don't let anyone store stinky snail noodles in you anymore."
"Refrigerator, please bless us to recruit the right people."
"Refrigerator, we don't want to broadcast scripts again next year, please make the love brain virus disappear."
"Refrigerator, please bless me to be rich next year..."
Then, the latter was beaten up.
…
The Salvation Organization lost the refrigerator.
And Xiao Bingbing also lost her refrigerator on this joyous New Year's Eve with firecrackers ringing.
But she did not lose her "bride price".
Just as the refrigerator disappeared out of thin air, the glass bottle filled with the pink gas of the love brain virus inside did not disappear.
Instead, it appeared directly in the air and fell vertically.
whereabouts……
whereabouts……
Bang!
Just as expected, everything shattered.
I have to say that the aliens' technological power is still very powerful. Xiao Bingbing landed safely. Even though the distance was so high, it seemed that she was cushioned when she landed.
I just bruised my knee.
However, this buffering force is still too small for glass bottles.
As soon as these glass bottles touched the ground, they shattered into pieces, and the pink gas inside them also spread out in all directions.
The landing location was on the roof of the warehouse. Since it was an open outdoor area, the pink gas simply escaped and only turned the roof of the warehouse pink.
But that's not the point.
The point is -
There are about 50 bottles of various sizes. The small bottles are as big as capsules, and the large bottles are as big as watermelons.
According to conservative estimates, it can definitely infect the entire earth.
But Xiao Bingbing certainly didn't know this knowledge. She just stared at the broken glass on the ground with resentment, silently mourning her betrothal gift.
It's over.
Now, there is no way to hand it over to the country.
Xiao Bingbing's expression now was a mixture of sadness and joy. She looked very angry, yet relieved.
It's normal for her to behave this way, after all:
Good news: Back to Earth, no need to marry an alien.
Bad news: the seemingly precious betrothal gift is gone.
How can this not be a mixture of sadness and joy?
As for the sudden disappearance of the refrigerator, she naturally didn't know that it had been recovered by the Salvation Organization.
"It's likely that the alien male below took it back."
That was her guess.
And it has to be said that based on Y23's extremely stingy behavior before, her guess does make some sense.
Forget it, now that things have come to this, let’s go downstairs and go back inside.
After finally returning to Earth and to her familiar environment, Xiao Bingbing looked a lot more relaxed, yet also deeply tired.
According to her original plan, she wanted to cook some frozen dumplings and then go out to set off fireworks.
But after what happened just now, she couldn't eat anything and her eyelids were drooping.
So she prepared to set off the fireworks directly, and then go into the warehouse and sleep on the floor.
That’s right, that stingy Mr. Long always owed her wages, so she had no choice but to sleep in the warehouse.
Xiao Bingbing dragged out a box of fireworks directly from the corner of the warehouse. These were not the kind of red firecrackers that were hung in a string, but the kind of fireworks that could be launched into the sky.
This kind of fireworks is the most beautiful.
It was as if all the fatigue, sadness, and hardships of the year were packed up, launched into the sky, and then turned into a blooming flower.
But because she was short of money, Xiao Bingbing only bought one. It was New Year's Day, so she just bought it for her own good.
And we have to set off fireworks today, after all what we just went through, and setting off a firework can also drive away the bad luck.
She dragged the fireworks she bought and climbed up the stairs to the top of the warehouse again. Then she took out a lighter from the corner of the warehouse and lit the fuse of the fireworks.
When the fuse burned out, the firework suddenly rose into the air and then bloomed in the air——
boom!
After the fireworks went up, Xiao Bingbing had already put her hands together and was about to make a wish, but then she heard this sound that seemed to be wrong.
She opened her eyes and looked up, and her face turned pale with fright in an instant.
This this this——
The fireworks she set off seemed to hit something!
Could it be the same flying saucer as before?
But she had clearly seen that after the alien threw her and the refrigerator down, he flew away in a hurry!
So what is it now?
Looking at the small aircraft that was still smoking and crookedly landing on the roof of the warehouse, Xiao Bingbing swallowed in horror, then gritted her teeth and carefully moved over.
Huh?
Is there a human inside?
Indeed, the man who crawled out was a man wearing a yellow safety helmet and a suit.
And after he crawled out, many people crawled out one after another behind him, including an old man in work uniform and a young man in a vest. Xiao Bingbing didn't recognize these people, but they all had human faces and were dressed very friendly.
Especially the old man’s work uniform, which was exactly the same as the one worn by her father who was a worker.
The man in the helmet who was leading the group seemed to be a little out of his wits, as if he had been badly blown up by the fireworks just now.
"Are you okay?"
Seeing that the other person was a normal person, Xiao Bingbing came over and expressed her concern.
"Do you need me to call 120?"
The man in the helmet shook his head and was about to say something, but before he could open his mouth, he frowned and sniffed, as if he smelled something, and then he was horrified -
"Fuck, love virus?"
The man in the hard hat immediately took out a gas mask from behind and put it on his face.
Seeing him do this, the workers who crawled out of the flying saucer also imitated him and put on gas masks. This actually scared Xiao Bingbing, and then she showed a look of fear.
What are these people wearing gas masks for? Could it be that the pink gas they put into the refrigerator is poisonous?
"It's okay, you don't have to wear it." Seeing Xiao Bingbing's nervous expression, the man in the helmet comforted her, "It's useless for you to wear it now anyway."
Xiao Bingbing: ...
"It seems like a love virus has been released here, a pink gas that will make those infected think only of falling in love."
The man in the helmet explained, and then continued to comfort: "That's all. You won't die if you get infected. Relax."
"It is said that the planet I was on before was also infected. It was infected for a full 100 years. In the end, it was only because the main brain was born that the situation was brought under control."
Xiao Bingbing was confused by these words, and felt a little unsure about what was going on, but she felt relieved after hearing that he would not die.
That's good.
Before she could catch her breath, she heard the man in the helmet add:
"But the current concentration is enough to infect the entire planet. If it gets serious, it could destroy the world."
Xiao Bingbing: ...
Her expression twisted a little.
She just simply accepted a betrothal gift, who knew that this betrothal gift would actually destroy the world!
It sounds like the destructive method of cutting flesh with a soft knife, which is even more difficult to guard against!
That won’t do!
Seeing that the man seemed very knowledgeable, she went up to him and asked again.
"So how can we get rid of this love brain virus?"
Xiao Bingbing felt a little guilty and wanted to see if there was any way to remedy the situation and get rid of these love brain viruses.
In comparison, these can also be considered as her "bride price".
The man in the yellow hard hat seemed stumped by the question, while Master Liu, a mechanic who was trying to repair the spacecraft, answered the question with a smile.
"This is easy. It's very easy."
"This virus can only infect magazines, TV dramas, etc., so beautiful girl, you can start a live broadcast, enter these TV dramas, and make the love stories in them look bad."
Master Liu smiled and joked while his hands continued to work. He repaired the aircraft directly. At this moment, Xiao Bingbing was still thinking about something.
This method seems feasible, and her original major is to build a live broadcast room...
She was so absorbed in her thoughts that she didn't hear the man calling her several times.
"Miss?"
"Excuse me, have you ever seen a flying saucer in the sky before?"
"Did you see which way it went?"
Xiao Bingbing was still immersed in thinking. She subconsciously pointed in a direction and continued thinking.
It seems that we must find a way to solve her gift problem! We can't let the world be destroyed because of her gift!
No, she will just start her own business after Mr. Long pays her salary.
Go build a live broadcast company specifically to resist her betrothal gift... uh, that thing called love brain virus.
What's the name of the organization?
Her eyes suddenly lit up and she clenched her fists.
Just call it the "Salvation Organization"!