(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)
Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...
Chapter 46-45° Do overseas cultural relics need to go home? (2)
Why should we escape from this glass showcase that is illuminated by the spotlight and looked up to by everyone?
The refrigerator doesn't understand.
As a refrigerator, it is used to being placed in a convenient place for human use. It can be placed in the kitchen, the restaurant, or the warehouse.
Of course.
It can also be placed in a museum.
And the refrigerator doesn't mind being sent to other countries. In the previous world of the mermaid, it took out a thick stack of certifications, most of which were standard certifications from various countries around the world, which means that it is qualified in any country.
It knew that the Lady's act of informing was a betrayal, and it also knew that this betrayal was the result of the influence of love. After being told the plot, it also believed that it was not easy for these cultural relics to escape.
But the only thing is that it doesn't understand the core reason.
Why do you want to escape?
Isn't it good to stay indoors in a building built by humans?
Snack box: 0.o
Being asked this question unexpectedly, Xiao Shi He was stunned for a moment.
"Of course..." It answered by tapping the lid against the edge, sounding crisp and urgent: "Foreigners are not allowed to use it!"
"I won't let foreigners use it. They're not even allowed to look at it!"
It looked like there was a fish in this snack box, flapping its wings constantly in the glass cabinet.
But the refrigerator disagrees with this reason.
As a product created by humans to make life easier, refrigerators believe that they should benefit the human race all over the world and there should be no prejudice between countries.
It shouldn’t even be limited to humans.
You know, in the previous scripts, the refrigerator was even used by mermaids to cool the thighs of the sea witch.
"No, no!" The snack box was a little anxious: "They are bad people, so we won't give it to them!"
Bad guy?
This time I understood the refrigerator a little bit, but I still didn't quite agree with it.
Because even in prison, there are refrigerators in the kitchen, which freeze some cabbage and potatoes. Although the food is not rich, it does not mean that the prisoners will have to eat spoiled food.
Seeing that his big junior was so stupid and didn't understand what he meant, the snack box closed its lid tightly without saying a word, which made the refrigerator next to the glass cabinet a little confused.
Until a gentle voice came and helped the refrigerator out of trouble.
"The reason is simple, because we shouldn't be here in the first place."
"It doesn't belong here either."
The refrigerator turned its attention over and found that the person speaking was a white marble statue of a scholar.
“We have homes that originally belonged to us.”
"The one standing in the shrine has his own incense to worship."
"Those carved in the caves of the mountains are eroded by their own winds."
"As for those porcelains made of clay and fired with fire, what's the point if they can no longer hold a cup of hot tea?"
Being in the place that belongs to you, you can feel at peace even if you slowly succumb to the years and disappear in the long river of history.
"How could it be... It's clearly protected and can be preserved for a longer period of time."
"The cultural treasures upstairs that were stolen are no longer treasures, but scars."
"You are right, sir." Seeing someone start speaking, others began to respond.
"Since I was robbed here, I don't know anyone around me, and the visitors all speak in a language I can't understand. This..."
refrigerator:!
It tried hard to understand the words, and then suddenly heard a word it could understand.
"Robbed!"
Being robbed means that the money is taken away without paying!
The refrigerator immediately imagined this scene.
In an electrical appliance store, Tiantian was standing quietly in front of a display cabinet when suddenly a masked knife-wielding gangster rushed up, threatened the salesperson, picked up the huge refrigerator, and rushed out at lightning speed...
Once I put myself in this situation, I understood it immediately!
The refrigerator had a sense of empathy, and it immediately adjusted the sound of its internal rotation, and then transmitted its thoughts to others, indicating that it would definitely help everyone escape successfully...
But no one around paid any attention to it.
Only the statue of the scholar who spoke at the beginning showed a very pessimistic expression.
"Even a refrigerator knew we were going to escape."
"Has our plan already been known to everyone?!!!"
The statue of the scholar covered his face in pain.
There must be a big mouth mixed in their team, maybe it's the Twin Sheep Cauldron, or maybe it's a pottery statue.
Can't hold back, start chatting at night!
All the plans are gone!
Hearing the scholar's painful roar, the other cultural relics, who had just cast their eyes over to eat the melon, immediately looked away and dared not look at him, pretending to look around at the scenery.
Especially the large blue and white porcelain vase, even the pattern on the vase is almost twisted into the word "guilty".
But it doesn’t matter, as long as humans know it.
The time chosen to escape from the museum is the full moon night three days later.
Three days later, it will be the legendary full blood moon day. The already very rich spiritual energy will double, allowing the cultural relics that can only communicate with thoughts or slightly move their bodies to gain more flexible mobility, enough to support their escape.
A set of pink Hanfu collected by the museum, with a ribbon wrapped around a piece of chalk dropped by a child during the day, was used to write their escape plan on the floor tiles.
But it looks very simple and crude, just running out directly.
"This plan is a bad idea. There will definitely be some unexpected events."
"I have visited the prototype of this museum. The exhibition hall for Chinese cultural relics is located at the deepest part. If you want to reach the exit, you have to go through other venues."
"That's right. Even without the report from the Lady's Picture, this escape plan would not have been possible."
The refrigerator stared at the beautiful hairpin-shaped small-character chalk writing on the floor. After carefully memorizing it, he used the smart speaker to start the sweeping robot that was charging nearby to clean the floor.
Then it turned the small wheel and moved towards the display case of paintings of ladies.
What you can see is that the cabinet is indeed empty.
That's right, when it entered the plot, it was perhaps a little late. The painting had already been taken away by the male protagonist, the heir of the museum, the 20-year-old Master "Curtis Norin Platinum".
This wealthy young nobleman, on a whim, inspected the property under his name, and fell in love with the painting of a lady at first sight. He claimed that he fell in love with the girl in the painting at first sight, and took it away directly.
For a young master like this, it is not difficult to hang things from the museum in his own home.
And this picture was also the beginning of the failure of the entire plan.
Staring at the empty glass cabinet, the refrigerator felt a little annoyed. If it had come before this incident happened, it would have had a chance to stuff this picture into its own refrigerator.
But it was still too late.
"That refrigerator, come here."
Suddenly, that gentle voice sounded, and the refrigerator discovered that the statue of the scholar who was responsible for giving advice seemed to be calling it over.
"Your refrigerator doesn't look simple." The scholar statue took out a feather fan from somewhere and waved it slowly in front of his chest. "Not only can it move during the day, it seems to have other trump cards. Does it have other abilities?"
"Oh my god, this feather fan..."
"This statue of a scholar cannot be..."
"Prime Minister, is that you?!"
"If it's that big guy, then this time it's a sure thing!"
The refrigerator was still pondering the meaning of the statue's words.
Other abilities?
That must be there!
The refrigerator is about to open its door to demonstrate its superb quick-freezing technology.
"…Except for quick freezing and insurance."
The scholar statue added very speechlessly.
Okay.
The refrigerator door was closed with some regret.
Then he activated his ability, and after a faint light flashed, the statue of the scholar in front of him turned into a refrigerator with marble patterns and a feather fan painted on it.
This was the first time the scholar statue was transformed into a refrigerator and it seemed very uncomfortable. The noises from the internal operation were very chaotic and it took a long time for it to calm down. However, it was time for the transformation to end.
With a bang, the refrigerator turned back into a statue of a scholar.
There was also a hint of excitement in the eyes of the statue, and it quickly asked how many cultural relics the refrigerator could turn into at once, and how long it could last.
After asking, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Don't keep the plan I just came up with in your mind. It's invalid!"
It fanned itself faster, as if it had a new idea, and continued to instruct the refrigerator: "I order you to try to go to other venues to observe the routes in the next few days, and find the best escape route."
This requirement is still very simple.
So on the second day, when the museum officially opened to the public, the refrigerator changed its door again, making itself look like a vending machine.
Then, while others were not paying attention, they sneaked into other venues.
Many tourists discovered that there was a sneaky vending machine following them.
Moreover, this vending machine refused to sell anything. Tourists from various countries took out coins, but could not find the coin slot. A thirsty tourist tried to open the machine directly, but his hand was severely pinched the next moment.
Outrageous.
But these tourists don’t care. After all, they are in a museum, and there is an art gallery next to it. This walking vending machine might just be some kind of performance art.
This also makes people relax their vigilance against refrigerators.
So this time, the refrigerator happened to follow two museum staff members, and this staff member might be a leader and knew a lot of inside information.
"Richard, my friend, have you heard?"
"Oh, my friend, don't keep me in suspense. Tell me now."
"In fact, in two days, on the full-moon night of the day after tomorrow, our boss, the young Duke of Norinboran, will book the museum for an entire night."
"Oh God... Doesn't that mean we have to work overtime all night?"
The two people walked away gradually while talking.
Only the refrigerator was left, looking thoughtful.
The male protagonist is going to book the museum the day after tomorrow? And isn't that the day they plan to escape together?