Chapter 91-90° Do Eight Treasures Need to Be Frozen? (5)

At least there is no need to do a B-ultrasound or something. You just need to open the refrigerator door to observe the development of the "fetus" inside.

I looked at the refrigerator in the mirror for a long time, but I still couldn't figure out what these eight machines in the fresh-keeping layer would become.

It's probably not a refrigerator.

I can’t tell the difference between other electrical appliances, but I still know what the inside of a refrigerator looks like.

After confirming this, the refrigerator closed its double doors with peace of mind and prepared to continue the story.

In the original plot, Su Boer was driven to a strange city where he was unfamiliar with the place and had little money on him, so he chose to find a job.

Su Beier became the nanny of the domineering president's house because she worked part-time to pay for her studies. Now she is forced to leave, so she did not obtain a university diploma and can only do some jobs that do not require a diploma, which makes her life particularly hard. It is also a heart-wrenching part in the original plot.

But now, Dian Fridge does not intend to follow the original plot and choose to work as a cook at the construction site like the original owner.

The refrigerator turned its four small wheels and came to the downstairs of the electrical appliance sales building.

It is ready to apply for refrigerator sales!

The refrigerator believes that it can do this job perfectly, and it can even be said that no one is better suited for this job than it.

So the refrigerator went straight into the human resources manager's office with great confidence.

HR was sitting at his desk when he suddenly felt a darkness in front of his eyes, as if a huge figure was looming in front of him.

She tried hard to raise her head, and then she found that what was standing in front of her was a square refrigerator.

This gave the HR a sudden sense of familiarity... Of course, in the eyes of a plot character like her, a refrigerator looks like a human being.

"Are you applying for the position of refrigerator salesman?"

HR was sitting on the office chair, holding the "resume" given to her by the refrigerator, which was exactly those quality inspection reports.

Before becoming a human resources recruiter, this HR was also engaged in refrigerator sales. So although the "resume" in her hand looked very formal in her eyes, an inexplicable sense of familiarity lingered in her.

Why does it feel so much like a refrigerator quality inspection report?

But maybe this means that this employee is very suitable for this position?

HR's heart was leaning towards the refrigerator. She nodded pretentiously: "Although we require a high school degree or above, you know, for a sales position like this, the most important thing is sales ability."

"We need to examine you to determine whether you are qualified for this job."

She paused, then continued to ask a few more key questions.

"When it comes to female applicants, we have to ask you a few questions, which are your future marriage plans and plans for having children."

Individual companies like these have an unwritten rule, which is to recruit fewer or no female applicants who plan to have multiple children. If a female employee becomes pregnant and gives birth after being hired, and continues to take maternity leave, it will obviously affect the company's hiring progress.

But the refrigerator doesn't know this.

The refrigerator enthusiastically opened its double doors and introduced the eight genius babies in the fresh-keeping layer to the stunned eyes of the HR.

A moment later——

“Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!”

There was a scream that could blow the roof off the room. The HR rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and fainted on the ground...

"Why did you get dizzy?"

"In their eyes, looking at the refrigerator is like looking at a human being, so it is reasonable for you to faint when a human suddenly opens his chest and abdomen to show you the inside."

"If you put yourself in my shoes, it's really scary!"

The refrigerator also stood there, looking very helpless, until a moment later, the boss of this electrical appliance sales company ran down wiping the sweat off his face, with a nodding and fawning expression on his face.

"You must be Miss Su, oh, it's great to have you here...it's great to have you...you've been accepted!"

"Welcome to our company! If you have any questions in the future, please let me know!"

Just after the refrigerator entered the HR office, the owner of the electrical appliance sales company immediately received a call from President Tao.

After he hung up the phone, his legs suddenly went weak.

What? ?

The person who came here to apply for the job turned out to be President Tao’s pregnant wife? ! !

You are a young lady, but instead of staying in your mansion to take care of your pregnancy, you come out to work?

At this moment, although this boss is already considered one of the wealthy people, he also felt a sense of powerlessness, thinking, "I don't know what you rich people are thinking."

Never mind. I have to serve the great god first!

So Dianjian gloriously became a salesperson. As for the other colleagues, they were told of the true identity of the refrigerator before he started working, and were asked to accompany this young lady to perform the play of "experiencing civilian life".

Although these colleagues were dissatisfied in their hearts, they still took care of everything in order to avoid offending the powerful.

but……

Refrigerators on the shelf ready for sale: ...? ? ?

Why is the salesperson also a refrigerator?

Is there something wrong with this?

I've never heard of a refrigerator that can sell itself!!!

This made other refrigerators feel very uncomfortable, and they began to look at refrigerators as if they were "human traffickers".

Very strange anyway.

…

Soon another 5 months passed.

Contrary to what one might have imagined, refrigerators did not become the best-selling product as one had imagined.

Perhaps it was because the explanation of the refrigerator was too professional, which made customers not so interested.

The only refrigerators that were sold were all bought by President Gu through someone he found.

It can be said to be true love.

And this day is the day when Dian Leng Nian goes for a prenatal check-up.

That’s right, prenatal check-up!

In the original plot, although the heroine Su Baier did not know that she was pregnant with octuplets when she left, there were so many babies in her belly that her pregnancy was very obvious as the months went by, so she bought a pregnancy test stick with doubts, and then she got the shocking news that she was pregnant.

Regarding this plot, Dianjian went to the drugstore diligently and bought the same pregnancy test stick, but after entering the bathroom, he fell into a long silence.

It is really difficult to expect a refrigerator to produce urine!

So the refrigerator found a red pen and drew two lines on the display area on it.

Great, isn’t this detected? !

After going through so many copies, the refrigerator has learned how to adapt!

This is the workaround!

"Although I already knew the fucked-up fact that the refrigerator was pregnant, I still felt fucked up the moment I saw the pregnancy test stick."

"I still can't accept the fact that a refrigerator is pregnant."

"I can even see the joy of being a new mother on the empty refrigerator door!"

"This acting skill can easily outperform a bunch of young actors."

After all the viewers in the subconscious live broadcast room finished complaining, the refrigerator continued to follow the original plot and developed the plot to going to the hospital for a pregnancy test.

In the original plot, it was this plot that made the heroine realize that she was pregnant with octuplets.

So it is really inconvenient to be a human being. Even if you are pregnant, you cannot open the refrigerator door, take it out and play with it in your hands.

The tiny refrigeration chip inside the refrigerator complained a little about humans, then turned its little wheels to the hospital.

Among a group of human pregnant women, a tall and big refrigerator mixed in, looking particularly strange and funny.

But under the filter of the plot characters, no one at the scene felt anything was wrong.

Even though the sense of incongruity was overwhelming, the only people who complained about it were the viewers in the live broadcast room.

The refrigerator stood quietly in the calling area. After hearing the name "Suber" appear on the electronic screen in front of it, it turned the small wheel and came to the clinic with a gurgling sound.

The doctor inside didn't even raise his eyes. He lowered his head and directly arranged for the refrigerator to do an ultrasound examination.

Then……

All the doctors looked at the blank ultrasound picture and fell silent.

After all, the double doors of the refrigerator are made of iron, which can effectively isolate the mechanical radio wave signals.

"Why...why can't the image be shown?"

The doctor was puzzled, and the refrigerator was silent for a moment, but he couldn't help it and chose to open his double doors again.

"This is……"

All the doctors were shocked for the second time.

This refrigerator has the ability to open the abdominal cavity and check the fetus at any time.

It's no different from a normal person having a zipper installed on his stomach, so he can reach in and check his internal organs when he has nothing to do.

All the doctors and nurses wiped the sweat off their foreheads and turned their gaze into the "abdomen" of the refrigerator.

Then they were deeply shocked for the third time!

"What's this?"

“These are octuplets??”

"Can a normal person have octuplets, and all of them are of the right size?"

This is not a question of whether it is normal or not. After all, the human stomach is only so big that it would be very crowded if it could only hold one baby. If you give birth to twins, it will inevitably compress the internal organs.

Whenever a woman gives birth to quadruplets or quintuplets, it will be reported in the local livelihood news!

And these eight babies...

Why do the eight babies not seem crowded at all in this pregnant woman's belly? !

Is the average abdominal area of this pregnant woman so large? ! !

The refrigerator said that this was nothing. After all, as a double-door refrigerator, without mentioning fancy functions, "being able to install" is the most basic bottom line! !

Even if 20 of them are put in, there is still more than enough space inside!

The refrigerator has this confidence, but the expressions of all the doctors and nurses were after observing these 8 "fetuses".

Shocked again?!

"Hiss... These eight fetuses don't seem normal?!"

Although the size is acceptable, why do they look so weird?

"Why is the fetus round? Why is it spherical? Is it pregnant with Nezha?"

"Why does the shape of the first fetus look so familiar? ! !"

"Please look at the last fetus. Why does this fetus look like a basin? This is the most outrageous one, okay?"

"That's true. From a high-tech electronic component to a pot... isn't this really degeneration?"

"It's a pity that I can't see it now, I beg you to open the blind box before the due date! !"

That’s right, although these fetuses meet the standard size, none of them grow into human-like bodies.

Not even one!!

The doctor searched for a long time with glasses on, but found that these eight fetuses didn’t even have an arm!

What should I do?

After realizing this, the hospital director broke out in a cold sweat.

This is the golden grandson of the Tao family! How is he going to explain to the Tao family that all eight of them are freaks?

Several doctors and academicians wiped their sweat while discussing countermeasures. Finally, they gritted their teeth and decided to take photos and send them to the Tao family. They believed that with their financial resources and cautiousness, they would definitely ask a specialized pediatrician to take a look.

Just 10 minutes after they sent the photos, they received the transfer information from the Tao family.

That’s right, it’s not scolding or insulting, but a large red envelope!

The Tao family didn't seem to notice anything wrong. They were ecstatic about the photos and gave big red envelopes to everyone involved.

this……

Several doctors and academicians hesitated.

It’s not their fault for not reminding me!!

Although it was somewhat unethical to do so, none of them wanted to bring bad luck to the Tao family.

Another month passed peacefully. In the house where the rent was 10 yuan a month, I stood in front of the mirror, opened the double doors of the refrigerator, and observed that the "fetus" inside had turned into a mini appliance. I expressed great satisfaction.

very good.

You can give birth to a child at the same time as the original plot!

So the refrigerator happily turned its little wheels and went to the hospital to give birth to the baby.

"Damn it, why is this my dream?"

"If this was a live broadcast I saw online, I would definitely forward it to my aunts and uncles, and ask all my relatives and friends to come and watch the refrigerator give birth."

"It's so exciting. The whole network is watching the refrigerator giving birth."

"Family, my boyfriend insists that refrigerators are made in factories, not from large refrigerators. Should I break up with this lying bastard? (Funny emoticon)"

"Don't ask, the answer is split!"

In order for the young lady of the Tao family to give birth to octuplets smoothly, everyone in the hospital was on standby, even the cleaning lady had a serious expression!

Success or failure depends on this one move!

In the original plot, it was indeed difficult for the heroine to give birth to eight babies, and there was indeed chaos in the hospital.

But now...

Seeing that the refrigerator looked no different than usual, everyone felt like it was using an anti-aircraft gun to kill a mosquito - a waste of talent.

However, the refrigerator was still very obediently placed flat on the operating table. All the doctors tried their best not to look at the electrocardiogram in the shape of a line, and tried their best to carry out all the procedures on the refrigerator.

Disinfection...Anesthesia...

Even the anesthesiologist wasn't sure if the refrigerator was really anesthetized.

Then.

The surgeon took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down, and solemnly...

Opened the refrigerator door.

The entire process took 0.9 seconds, setting the world record for the fastest caesarean section.

Of course, there is still some time before the actual birth of the baby.

Because just when everyone was trying to pick up the eldest baby, an accident happened.

In the original plot, the octuplets were named after the eight characters "Mountains, Waters, Earth, People, Affairs, and Comfort", and were named Tao Le Shan, Tao Le Shui, Tao Letian, Tao Leti, Tao Le Ren, Tao Le Shi, Tao Le An, and Tao Le Yi respectively.

The first child born, the eldest Tao Leshan, has amazing artistic talent in the original plot.

He showed great musical talent and absolute pitch since he was a child, and when he grew up he became an excellent rapper and a master of b-box.

The outer shell of the refrigerator was covered. After the refrigerator door was opened, the eight fetuses inside were wrapped in the form of blind boxes.

The doctor stretched out his hand and carefully touched the first blind box.

The shell of the blind box is not hard, it feels very soft, just like the thin white film between the eggshell and the egg white on a boiled egg.

“Hey, this feeling…”

The doctor's expression suddenly became serious, and he kept groping as if he had grabbed the fetus's hand.

The young nurse next to her was a little anxious.

"Doctor, what part of the fetus did you feel?"

The doctor pondered for a moment and answered decisively:

"I felt the fetus' handlebars."

The fetus’s…handlebars?

This answer made everyone stunned for a moment, and they all asked themselves silently in their hearts.

Does a fetus have an organ called handlebars??!

Never heard of it!!

In short, the doctor grabbed the fetus's handle and pulled it out from the direction of the refrigerator door. Unfortunately, because the fetus had a rather strange shape, it was a bit difficult to pull it out.

"It seems to be stuck at the back, and it's a bit hard to pull it."

The doctor's sweat, which had just stopped, began to flow out again.

Several doctors nearby offered suggestions.

"Stuck? If it doesn't work, back up a bit and then pull it forward?"

"Yes, loosen it up front and back, it's easier to operate this way."

After listening to this, the surgeon immediately thought it made sense, so he grabbed the handle of the stroller and pushed it into the refrigerator.

However, just as the fetus was pushed back, a sound suddenly came from inside the refrigerator!

"Please note, reverse!"

"Please note, reverse!"

"Please note, reverse!"

All medical personnel: ...

All viewers in the live broadcast room: ………… “What’s that sound? Who is talking in the pregnant woman’s belly?”

"Fuck, the fetus actually spoke?!"

"As expected of Mr. Tao's son, he can speak as soon as he is born!"

The above is the reaction of this group of doctors and nurses, but the barrage in the subconscious live broadcast room is much more intense than this.

"My father's second son also made such a deadly noise."

"My grandpa's bike, the Old Man Le, also makes the same sound."

"The electric donkeys we sell there will play this kind of warning music when reversing!"

"So what on earth is the Octuplet Boss???"

Finally, under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the doctor exerted his strength and finally pulled out the eldest son of the octuplets in one go! !

"As expected!"

"It's a small electric donkey! !"

"The refrigerator gave birth to a small electric donkey!"

"Am I crazy, or is this world crazy???"

Of course, thanks to the plot world, in everyone's eyes, this mini electric scooter looks like a human baby, and the group of doctors and nurses also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, they had clearly detected a deformed fetus during the prenatal checkup, but they didn't expect it to be so normal after it was born!

One head, two hands, and all five fingers.

very good!

The doctor's expression showed joy for a moment, but suddenly he frowned again, because he found that apart from speaking a few human words in the womb, the child had not cried at all since he was born!

This won’t work. Not crying means the child won’t be able to breathe on his own, and he may suffocate to death!

If a newborn baby doesn’t cry, the doctor will slap him a few times to make him cry.

The doctor hit the tire of the electric scooter a few times, but the electric scooter was silent, as if it had no battery.

"What's going on?" The doctor frowned.

The nurse looked as if she wanted to say something but hesitated.

"Doctor, I'm very familiar with this child...why don't you let me give it a try?"

With the attitude of trying everything possible, the doctor handed the child to the nurse, and the female nurse followed her instinct and kicked the child directly at the tire!

doctor:! ! !

"How can you mention Mr. Tao's son? Don't you want to do it..."

Before the doctor could finish his words, the lifeless baby in his arms actually made a loud sound! !

But this sound didn’t sound like crying, but rather——

“Wooooooooooooooo…”

"biubiubiu~"

“Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong——”

"Deng, Deng, Deng -"

I saw the baby's crying voice constantly changing. Within one minute, he used several different crying sounds!

This performance stunned all the medical staff.

Including everyone in the subconscious live broadcast room.

Until a barrage of comments broke the silence.

"Kick my electric car."

"The alarm sounded exactly like this one."