Fang Shan is a system. One day, while executing a mission, he drank fake alcohol and bonded with the wrong host.
As the future heir of the Wei family, Wei Sushen was ruthless and a revered bi...
Wei Sushen stared at the chubby baby and couldn't control his evil hands, so he pinched it.
It feels pretty good!
Fang Shan frowned: "Don't touch me."
Wei Sushen thought it was quite interesting that even the cursing was done in a baby voice.
As if sensing his thoughts, Fang Shan snorted coldly and turned his back to him. His chubby buttocks deliberately turned their faces as he did, folding his arms in a sulky manner, trembling like a small flag fluttering in the wind, and he kept telling Wei Sushen to come and take a picture of him.
Wei Sushen realized that his current thoughts were very dangerous, but when he saw the soft flesh, he couldn't stop thinking about it. He coughed dryly and said, "Change back to your original form first."
Fang Shan's eyes rolled, and it was clear at a glance that he was planning something bad. He snapped his fingers, and a scene appeared without warning -
His short arms and legs were twisting slowly, and he was humming "Look at My 72 Transformations". Even if your heart was as hard as iron, it would melt when you see this scene.
Fang Shan sang and danced, looking up from time to time to observe Wei Sushen's expression. After confirming that the other party's psychological defenses had collapsed, he climbed onto Wei Sushen's knees and said, "Give me some wine."
Wei Sushen was confused and nodded in a mysterious way. After realizing what he was doing, he changed his words and said, "No."
Fang Shan slammed his little fleshy hand on the table, put his hands on his hips and said, "You watched the show, so you have to pay!"
At this moment, Wei Sushen was sure that he could no longer maintain his cute image: "A bottle of wine, you change back first."
With bargaining chips, everything is easy to negotiate.
Fang Shan transformed himself into a large, arrogant rooster again, muttering with a pointed beak, "Compared to a flirtatious lover, the host actually prefers the setting of a fat baby." He chuckled maliciously, "What a unique hobby."
There is no point in saying more. Wei Sushen knows that trying to reason with this chicken would be just making things difficult for himself.
Fang Shan was particularly perceptive tonight, and once again saw through Wei Sushen's thoughts: "Actually, I feel the same way. Sometimes talking to the host is like talking to a deaf person."
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Fang Shan and Wei Sushen agreed to visit several murder sites the next day. Before leaving, Xiao Zhitong stopped Wei Sushen and said, "Keep a low profile."
After Wei Sushen nodded, Xiao Zhitong suddenly frowned: "Do you still remember the law enforcer?"
Wei Sushen searched but could not find any fragments about the law enforcer in the original owner's memory.
Xiao Zhitong: "When you were about eight or nine years old, you disobeyed your family's discipline and were instigated to go out of town to exorcise ghosts. You were rescued by law enforcement officers and sent back."
Children aged eight or nine already have a certain memory ability, but Wei Sushen is sure that he does not have this memory in his mind.
Xiao Jun was in a daze. After hearing this, he tilted his head and said, "It happened to be raining heavily that day. Didn't Big Brother have a fever all night after he came back? It's normal that he can't remember everything."
Xiao Zhitong said slowly, "Law enforcers have their own principles and rarely make mistakes. Under normal circumstances, starving ghosts would never enter the city."
Wei Sushen glanced at him and said, "There's a traitor."
Xiao Zhitong said helplessly: "Don't talk nonsense, but be careful." His eyes accidentally glanced at the rooster that seemed to be trying to scam people: "Maybe I'm worrying too much."
With this chicken around, others should be wary of him.
Wei Sushen: "How do you identify law enforcement officers?"
Xiao Zhitong had other things to do and didn't have time to talk to him. He winked at Xiao Jun, who continued, "No need to distinguish, you'll know when you see it."
He studied under Liu Ping and had many dealings with law enforcers. "Those people are harsh and cold. Everything must be done according to their rules. And some of them can't stand family members like us."
Wei Sushen: "There should be no conflict between the two."
Xiao Jun smiled and said, "Most law enforcers have risen to their positions through hard work and talent. In comparison, children from families like us are born into a higher level. Many rich and poor classes have this kind of gap. No matter how hard the children from wealthy families work, they can only see part of it. After all, we do have access to a lot of resources."
I have to say that he sees this very clearly.
Xiao Jun added, "The Enforcers have information on us. Although they may not like us, they will sometimes help us if they encounter us. The 'aura' of a ghost exorcist is different from that of ordinary people, so it is easy to recognize. Generally speaking, the kind of ghost exorcist who is cold and dislikes you for no reason is most likely a law enforcer."
Wei Sushen: "What is the probability of a traitor appearing in law enforcement?"
Xiao Jun: "In my opinion, it's almost impossible. Those law enforcers are so self-righteous because of their so-called character and rules. Those who can become law enforcers have to go through a rigorous assessment and screening."
Wei Sushen remained motionless for a long time, his eyelashes drooping as if he was lost in thought. After a moment, he seemed to understand something: "So that's how it is."
As he said this he walked out.
Xiao Jun quickly chased after him: "What's the matter! Don't say half the words!"
However, Wei Sushen was very fast and had walked a long way in a short time, leaving Xiao Jun furious and cursing.
After making sure he was far enough away from the Xiao family, Fang Shan once again turned into a chubby baby and was held in Wei Sushen's arms.
Judging from the distance, there was still quite a distance to go. Wei Sushen stared at him and said, "Get down and walk on your own."
Fang Shan didn't object either.
As they walked forward hand in hand, Fang Shan said inexplicably, "Very interesting, isn't it?"
Wei Sushen nodded: "Heart."
The mission this time is to obtain the heart of a starving ghost. A starving ghost shouldn't have such a thing, but if it really has a beating heart inside its body, it is not impossible for it to escape the judgment of law enforcement officers.
Fang Shan: "With a heart, it is indeed possible to imitate the breath of a living person."
The first place they went to was the school where the female college student had attended before her death. The university was not very strictly managed, and there were many carts selling snacks at the entrance. Many teachers and students were chatting while waiting for the sesame cakes.
Fang Shan attracted most people's attention as soon as he appeared.
"Are they father and son?" two girls whispered.
"I don't think so. She looks so young."
Everyone looked at Wei Sushen and then at Fang Shan, feeling dazzled and not knowing who to look at first.
However, most people's attention was still focused on Fang Shan. There were many handsome guys, but it was rare to see such a smart little kid.
Fang Shan: "Give me money. I want to eat onion pancakes."
Wei Sushen gave him fifty yuan.
Fang Shan walked over, showing his little canine teeth and smiling. The hearts of the female students in the queue in front of him almost melted, and they quickly let him go to the front to buy. Fang Shan tried hard to scan his face and accepted those who came to take pictures.
"What's wrong?" The girl who was taking a photo with him felt that Fang Shan's body was a little stiff and asked with concern.
Fang Shan shook his head, made a scissors hand gesture, and left a sweet photo.
Just a moment ago, he clearly felt a sinister aura locking onto him.
Taking the pancake from the boss, Fang Shan walked back to Wei Sushen obediently: "Did you notice?"
Wei Sushen nodded: "Looks like there's no need to go to other murder scenes."
One big and one small, to outsiders they just look like a younger brother and an older brother acting coquettishly, it's so beautiful.
Wei Sushen carried him to a nearby coffee shop, where there were graffiti all over the walls and the prices were very cheap.
Fang Shan mouthed the word "wine".
Wei Sushen refused solemnly: "Minors are prohibited from drinking."
After that, he ordered a cup of coffee for himself and a glass of lemonade for Fang Shan. Under the other party's accusing gaze, Wei Sushen drank his coffee calmly.
Fang Shan curled his lips and looked out the window. The kind of scrutiny that made him uncomfortable was intermittent. "I hope I've attracted the attention of starving ghosts, not human traffickers."
Wei Sushen said calmly: "Human traffickers won't look at you with murderous eyes."
Fang Shan: "Can you feel this?"
Wei Sushen had encountered many assassination attempts before, and over the years he had developed a beast-like intuition.
Fang Shan wasn't as perceptive as him in this regard, but he suddenly blinked and said, "Do you feel looked down upon?"
Wei Sushen raised his eyebrows and turned his head slightly. Sure enough, he saw a young man in his twenties, looking at him with a little disdain.
"Law enforcer?"
Fang Shan grinned and said, "Most likely." Then he turned sideways, revealing a bright smile.
The young man was stunned for a moment, then narrowed his eyes... What a cute doll, like a meat bun.
Fang Shan looked at Wei Sushen provocatively... Did you see that? Everyone loves me.
Wei Sushen smiled slightly, but had to admit that Fang Shan looked really adorable at the moment. Even the way he puffed up his cheeks to deliberately insult others seemed cute.
"Be nice to him." Fang Shan said without thinking.
Wei Sushen seemed to understand and smiled.
Fang Shan nodded in the direction where the young man was sitting and whispered, "That's free labor."