Fang Shan is a system. One day, while executing a mission, he drank fake alcohol and bonded with the wrong host.
As the future heir of the Wei family, Wei Sushen was ruthless and a revered bi...
While they were working, Fang Shan and Wei Sushen were waiting in the lounge.
"Are you planning to spend the night here?" Fang Shan raised his eyebrows and asked when he saw that he had no intention of going home.
Wei Sushen: "If you want to face my mother, I have no objection."
Fang Shan was silent for a moment and then shook his head.
He simply couldn't be like the other person and casually attribute the sudden disappearance to magic.
Wei Sushen glanced in the direction of the studio: "Who will win?"
Fang Shan: "Your men are capable enough, but not enough to leave a system behind." Then, his tone became more melodious: "But for that system, escaping unscathed is a luxury."
Wei Sushen thought for a moment: "Stuck to pieces?"
Fang Shan couldn't help but laugh. "How can it be so exaggerated? It's just shedding a layer of skin at most."
They looked at each other, and there was a schadenfreude in their eyes.
At night, apart from those who worked overtime, the only people left in the company were the security guards on duty. Fang Shan ordered takeout and ate two-thirds of the meal by himself.
When Wei Sushen went to the tea room, he could only pick up the leftovers when he came back.
Time flows in silence, and the tapping of keyboards in the studio can be heard more clearly than ever.
At three in the morning, the weather outside was like an angry young wife, its expression changing unexpectedly. Fang Shan stood by the window and said meaningfully, "It's almost time."
As the dark clouds rolled more and more violently, the door of the studio was suddenly pushed open, and the coffee shop owner ran to the window and took a few deep breaths of cool air.
Fang Shan stroked his own soft, black hair, unable to fathom the man's behavior. After all, in reality, most tech geeks have normal personalities, but those like the coffee shop owner, who are overly arrogant and boastful, are difficult to control.
The coffee shop owner howled at the sky a few times, but before passersby could call the police, Fang Shan interrupted his madness: "Did someone get away?"
"Some of the code was destroyed, so he didn't gain any advantage."
Fang Shan smiled: "Then what else are you dissatisfied with?"
The coffee shop owner frowned. "They haven't found the IP address yet. With technology like that, there's no guarantee they won't come back one day."
"Don't worry." Fang Shan showed no sign of nervousness, but instead expressed joy: "Even a gecko with a broken tail needs time to regenerate."
He has always been adept at taking advantage of someone's illness to take their life.
Being aloof does not mean being completely detached from the real world. After Wei Sushen mentioned that he would give bonuses to employees who had worked hard during this period, the atmosphere in the studio suddenly became lively.
The night passed quickly. After finishing his work at the company, Wei Sushen leaned back on the sofa and took a short nap. In his dream, he was being scorched by the scorching sun. When he opened his eyes, he happened to see a pair of eyes staring at him motionlessly.
Fang Shan: "The host has only slept for less than twenty minutes."
Wei Sushen continued his words: "And then I was woken up by you."
Fang Shan said calmly, "The real shock is yet to come."
He could call it frightening... Wei Sushen frowned: "Are you pregnant?"
“…”
The coffee shop owner brought breakfast and was surprised to see his boss still hunched over the table. “I thought he’d wake up early,” he said.
Fang Shan nodded: "I woke up once."
The coffee shop owner opened the food bag, and the aroma of buns immediately filled the entire room. However, Wei Sushen still lay motionless on the table, wondering how he could fall asleep in such an environment.
Fang Shan was particularly understanding today and explained, "This is a sign of fainting."
"Fainted?" The coffee shop owner vaguely noticed a red mark on his boss's neck, as if he had been stabbed by a knife. He suppressed his unrealistic suspicion of domestic violence and asked, "Hypoglycemia?"
Fang Shan said without hesitation: "I knocked him out."
“…”
The coffee shop owner silently took out a pack of tissues from his pocket and wiped the cold sweat that suddenly appeared on his forehead.
Fang Shan witnessed his behavior and asked: "Any opinions?"
The coffee shop owner shook his head. His immediate boss was knocked unconscious, so how could he dare to do that?
It was half an hour later when Wei Sushen woke up again. He turned his head slightly from side to side, stretching his stiff upper limbs. Fang Shan acted as if nothing had happened and said with a smile, "You were confused earlier and were talking in your sleep in strange and bizarre ways."
Wei Sushen thought of a sentence he blurted out not long ago and drank a sip of the cold soy milk on the table: "On weekdays, don't watch TV series with Aunt Zhang together."
Thanks to these two people, those melodramatic lines are omnipresent. Even if you feel disgusted and sneer at them at the time, they are uncontrollably buried in a corner of your memory, and will appear from time to time to stir up a huge storm.
Fang Shan knew that he was half to blame, and although he refused to repent in his heart, he acted quite gentle and took the initiative to help heat up the buns.
When Wei Sushen had almost finished eating, he spoke again: "After suffering so much, the system will surely blame you for everything and retaliate immediately."
Wei Sushen remained indifferent, as if the discussion was not about his own safety: "If you have any brains, you should conserve your energy and lie low for a while."
Fang Shan shook his head and said, "Illegal intrusion consumes a lot of energy. He is also injured. It is impossible for him to stay in this plane for too long."
If I were in your place, I would also choose to act as soon as possible instead of leaving with a loss.
Wei Sushen nodded perfunctorily to indicate that he would pay attention.
Seeing his nonchalant look, Fang Shan slammed the table in anger: "Can't you have some snacks?"
Wei Sushen looked at him for a long time and said, "You're practically forcing me to be protected 24 hours a day. How can I care?"
After considering the reality, Fang Shan had no way to refute it.
Wei Sushen slowly wiped the traces from his lips: "Luring the snake out of its hole?"
Fang Shan: "Using you as bait is too low-brow. I have many better plans."
Wei Sushen's suggestion didn't seem very good: "Give me an example."
"Hold a wedding and attract the other party to come out and cause trouble."
Wei Sushen clapped his hands expressionlessly: "Why didn't I realize before that you were so clever?"
Fang Shan felt inexplicably guilty for a second when he looked at her.
The cell phone rang like a life-saving ringtone. The second before answering it, Fang Shan decided that no matter who called, he would give them a golden medal of immunity from death.
"Help..." System 333's anxious voice came, followed by a burst of noise from the phone. The background sound became increasingly faint, and the phone seemed to be thrown far away. Only vague shouting and cursing could be heard: "Fuck, are you fucking crazy?"
As they hurried back, Fang Shan looked disappointed: "The first one to suffer was 333."
On second thought, it's no wonder that he was taken out on by someone when he received the assassination mission because he was afraid of death and didn't take any action. He also colluded with the target.
Wei Sushen suddenly said, "You are hiding something from me."
The system did not worry about the little fat boy's safety at the first time but complained instead, which shows that it has a backup plan.
Fang Shan said "Oh" and asked, "Which one do you mean, host?"
It is said that the most important thing between lovers is honesty. Fang Shan is a negative example. He has concealed at least eight hundred things.
Wei Sushen moved his fingers gripping the steering wheel, and watched him meaningfully out of the corner of his eye.
The tacit understanding that had already formed made Fang Shan quickly understand, and he said, "I have already left a self-defense item for each person in your family."
Wei Sushen was stunned: "When did it happen?"
Fang Shan didn't answer but lamented, "You are the worst host I've ever had."
If you fail to pass, the system will pay for it.
The villa was not in the mess as expected. System 333 was quite smart. After determining that an enemy attack had occurred, it immediately directed the battle to the garage.
Fang Shan listened to the clanging sounds inside and asked seriously, "If the car is smashed to pieces, will the insurance company pay the claim?"
Wei Sushen replied seriously: "If the boss of the insurance company is also tied to a system, I think he will understand."
“…”
The moment the garage door opened, Fang Shan saw System 333 jumping around like a flea.
"If you want to go clubbing, a bar is more suitable for you."
System 333 saw the savior and rushed over: "There is a madman who wants to disintegrate me."
Fang Shan looked around. The aggressive aura that had been hiding in the dark had disappeared. "Where are the people?"
System 333: "It seemed to sense your movement and suddenly disappeared."
Fang Shan smiled and said, "Looks very weak."
Otherwise, they would at least say hello before leaving.
System 333 pointed at Wei Sushen and said, "The enemy is in the dark. If he's alone, he might be killed immediately."
Fang Shan: "There won't be that chance."
System 333 gloated: "Accidents always come unexpectedly."
Fang Shan was not angry at his words: "Tell me the number of that system."
System 333 was still thinking of his words when Fang Shan spoke again, "You've fought before, there's no way you don't know."
“In fact, I really can’t tell.”
Fang Shan's eyes narrowed dangerously: "Say it again."
System 333 confessed without a trace of falsehood, "I don't know what kind of torture the other party has endured. Part of their code has been destroyed, and their face hasn't had time to recover yet."
“…”
"And anger exacerbated the distortion of the face."
Fang Shan relies on his imagination to compose his pictures.
System 333: "What a shame I still can't defeat him."
To say that I couldn't win is an understatement. I was almost beaten to a pulp.
The word "useless" was almost written in Fang Shan's eyes.
System 333: "Anger can maximize potential. Clearly, he is thoroughly enraged."
Fang Shan waved his hand to interrupt and began to talk about his own plan.
System 333 opened his eyes wide, using marriage to lure the snake out of its hole, how could he be so good!
With a roll of his eyes, he chuckled and said, "What's with the fishing system? It's all an excuse. You're just pursuing your own selfish desires!"
Fang Shan slapped him with his palm.
System 333 covered his face and said, "I was just talking nonsense..."
Fang Shan wiped his hands with the corner of Wei Sushen's clothes: "What nonsense are you talking about?"
“…”
After being disciplined, System 333 became much more obedient. That night, when Wei Sushen went to the next room to check on the little fat boy's homework, he rekindled his desire and leaned close to Fang Shan, talking to himself.
"Marriage is a big deal, so take it seriously."
"You must sign a prenuptial agreement. You've worked so hard to save up all your treasured items. If your marriage breaks down, half of them might become his property."
"Even the system that wanted to kill me said that Wei Sushen tried every possible means to seduce you just to cheat you of your money and your body."
“…”