The door blocking segment is an essential part of any wedding. Usually the bride sits shyly in the room while the groom tries to break through the numerous obstacles to get in.

No matter who they are, if they play the role of the bride, they will inevitably be regarded as an insult by those with ulterior motives.

In reality, the person involved didn't care at all. Wei Sushen even suggested that this boring part could be skipped. Surprisingly, Fang Shan volunteered to play the role of "bride."

Wei Sushen didn't think much about it and just let him go.

This part was the only one that was not rehearsed during the ghost marriage rehearsal. It was not until the wedding day that Wei Sushen suddenly realized that if Fang Shan was the 'bride', the bridesmaids would usually block the door, and the only friends around Fang Shan who were not considered friends were System 001 and System 333.

Thinking back to before the wedding, System 001 was like a tail that couldn't be shaken off, clinging to Fang Shan every day, as if begging for something, he suddenly felt terrified.

Most of Wei Sushen's friends were casual business acquaintances, and he only invited two close friends to his wedding. Perhaps because the atmosphere was lively, the two young men, who were usually very serious, pushed him in and shouted "Come on" in a pretentious manner.

Wei Sushen forced a smile and reached out to push the door, but sure enough, it didn't open.

Friends around me joked: "Stuff it in a red envelope!"

Even though he knew it was useless, Wei Sushen still stuffed one in his mouth symbolically.

There was no response from behind the door.

My friend was shocked: "How come your red envelope seems to have disappeared into thin air?"

Wei Sushen sneered: "At least there will be some ripples even if the stone sinks into the sea."

This is clearly a stagnant pool.

Behind the door, System 001 and System 333 had surprisingly similar expressions...they felt unexpectedly refreshed by the spring breeze.

Fang Shan was cracking some melon seeds and sighed, "That's enough."

System 001 actually blinked a few fake crocodile tears: "This may be the only comfort for the rest of my life."

Fang Shan broke his lie: "You have too much comfort."

It is estimated that during this period of time, the other party has come up with no less than ten plans to compete with Wei Sushen.

Wei Sushen, who was outside, had obviously anticipated this and threatened coldly, "Hand over the hostage in your hand."

His friend thought he was joking and nonchalantly said, "You should have said, 'If you can, open the door for me,' that would have been more appropriate."

System 001: "I've added three layers of protective shields and fifteen formations. If you can get in, I lose."

His friends were puzzled, but Wei Sushen's eyebrows jumped.

"What do you want in exchange for opening the door?"

While System 001 was lost in thought, System 333 excitedly said, "Quick, let him call us daddy."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked into the corner. System 333 supported his waist and stood up. Just then he met a pair of overly deep eyes. Fang Shan said coldly, "Then what should I call you?"

After System 333 realized that they were in a marriage relationship, Wei Sushen could be considered a person with a backer.

Wei Sushen was also a ruthless person. He actually followed up the conversation and asked, "If I call you, will you dare to answer?"

System 333 was speechless and could only place his hopes on System 001.

The noise here was so loud that it attracted many people to come and watch the fun, including Pei Yang and others.

Wei Ye looked at his "good-for-nothing" son, but thanks to Jiang Meiling's prior warning, he refrained from making any sarcastic remarks. An Jing recorded the scene on her phone, as if preparing to preserve this dark history forever.

Seeing more and more people gathered around him, Wei Sushen was not embarrassed at all. Instead, he curled his lips and asked, "Are you sure you want to keep watching?"

Someone smiled and said of course. Although the others didn't say anything, their actions proved everything.

Fang Shan was inside the room, and even though he couldn't see the outside world, he could still guess at Wei Sushen's situation. Suddenly, he said with pity, "If those people were smart, they would know that staying to watch the joke isn't a wise choice."

System 001 wanted to say something sarcastic, but Fang Shan looked at him first: "Fifteen formations, even if you are alone, it will take time to crack them."

"So what?" System 001 was extremely arrogant, and its purpose was clear: to ruin Wei Sushen's wedding night.

Perhaps he was too proud of himself, he even imitated System 333's movements, standing with his hands on his hips to attract attention.

Unfortunately, this sense of pride did not last for a second, as a sharp sound pierced through the air and pierced the eardrums.

System 001 was slightly better, but System 333 couldn't stand it anymore and covered his ears: "Where did this broken gong come from?"

The sound waves grew louder and louder, like a crow announcing a death. Even System 001 couldn't stand it and looked at Fang Shan angrily: "Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Does blindness mean deafness?"

How can 666 bear such an unpleasant singing voice!

At this moment, Fang Shan opened his mouth... The host had chosen a duet love song, and it was reasonable for him to cooperate.

As the saying goes, an expert can tell the difference with just one move. Fang Shan suddenly howled, and the two systems were almost sent away on the spot.

System 001 finally recovered from his injuries and dropped a few more codes. He threw out a prop to temporarily block his five senses. However, he soon found that he was too happy too early. If he wanted to leave, he had to break the fifteen formations he had set up.

In order to ensure that Wei Sushen could not get in, the formation was arranged with great care, and it would take an hour to complete even at the fastest speed.

Fang Shan and Wei Sushen sang the same tune. The people outside were so weak that they couldn't leave, and the people inside couldn't get out.

System 333 fell to his knees: "Heaven wants to kill me!"

Fang Shan naturally wouldn't let anyone die at the wedding, including Tong Ming. He hooked his finger at them and mouthed, "A clear path in exchange for 24 hours of no interruption."

System 333 agreed immediately, and System 001, due to his deep resentment towards Wei Sushen, persisted for ten more seconds before finally nodding.

"Very good." Fang Shan nodded with satisfaction and pointed to the window: "God closed the door for you, but left a window open."

“…”

The two "singing gods" forced me to lower my intelligence and I forgot that there was a ban at the door, but I could still climb through the window.

After surviving, they dared not stay for a moment longer and stayed away from the manor.

Outside the door.

The friend grabbed Wei Sushen's sleeve and used up his last bit of strength to say, "Stop singing."

Wei Sushen mercilessly pushed his claws away, and said with his eyes, "Don't be unreasonable."

The unbearable singing voice invaded people's willpower. In the end, it was Jiang Meiling who came to the rescue. Under the other party's warning gaze, Wei Sushen stopped this brutal harvest.

The rescued people looked at him deeply, supported each other and left.

For a moment, only the newlyweds were left in the bustling wedding venue.

Fang Shan slowly cracked the formation and took the initiative to open the door. His eyes curved with a smile: "Congratulations, you succeeded."

Wei Sushen hugged him gently for a long time, then whispered, "Congratulations."

After all, he was a semi-public figure, with a wealthy family as his backing. The manor was heavily guarded, and no one could get in. Outside, a number of reporters were lurking on the lawn. While they waited, they had already come up with several exaggerated headlines, but before they could put any of these ideas into writing, they saw the guest's footsteps shuffling away.

It shouldn’t be the newlyweds who are exploited in marriage, why is it the other way around?

Reporter A: "Did you feel like the guests were overindulging in sexual activities?"

Reporter B: "Could it be that there's something fishy about the wedding, and it's actually a hidden feast?"

Reporter C: "Full of crap."

Reporter B: “…”

Reporter C mustered up his courage and handed the microphone to a man who looked barely okay. "Why did the wedding end so quickly?"

The boss is also a character. In that situation, he was afraid that the forensic doctor would not be able to find the identification results after death, so he even used his mobile phone to record the video.

Reporter C looked at him with a puzzled look on his face as he stretched out his hand, pressing the phone screen to his ear: "What is this..."

Before the last word was asked, the boss had already pressed the play button.

Ah, my love—

A low-quality male god's voice came from the phone. The reporter had heard many unpleasant songs, but this was the first time he had heard such a shocking and heartbreaking voice.

After Fang Shan and Wei Sushen passed through the world where mermaids had supernatural powers, their singing voices, which were not very pleasant to begin with, evolved subtly, and the special effects evolved from being a headache to being able to send people to the west.

The boss successfully sent the reporters away with a song.

Fang Shan and Wei Sushen were completely unaware of the horrific scene outside the manor. The villa they were staying in was temporarily tidied up and decorated warmly.

Without the disturbing people blocking the door, Wei Sushen stood quietly by the window side by side with Fang Shan.

Fang Shan: "It ended an hour earlier than we expected."

Wei Sushen: "It doesn't matter."

Anyway, the previous rehearsal sessions have been completed step by step, and what follows are nothing more than some boring guest interactive games.

Fang Shan shrugged and turned his head to look at him: "There's still plenty of time. What are you going to do next?"

Wei Sushen lowered his head and thought seriously. After a moment, he said, "Draw the curtains."

“…”

·

Marriage and having children are two major turning points in life.

Wei Sushen is the former, and Pei Yang is the latter.

His wife's due date is approaching, and the place Pei Yang visits most frequently recently is not the company or the hospital, but the temple.

He prayed devoutly day and night, hoping that this baby would be a girl.

After witnessing his friend's tragic story of being betrayed by his own son, he was determined not to repeat the same mistake.

There were still two weeks before the due date, but a minor accident caused the baby to be born prematurely.

Wei Ye happened to be shopping with Jiang Meiling near the hospital, and he rushed over after hearing the news.

Cold sweat broke out on Pei Yang's forehead, and he was obviously frightened.

Wei Ye said nothing and patted his shoulder.

At this moment, the door of the operating room opened and the doctor took off his mask: "Mother and child are safe."

Pei Yang didn't care about the issue of gender. His eyes were wet when he saw his wife being pushed out.

Two days later, Pei Yang's wife had recovered a bit of her strength. She smiled and said to Jiang Meiling, "Thanks to the doctor your son introduced me, I was cured of my cold."

After recovering from the shock, Pei Yang began to consider the reality of the situation... He gave birth to a big fat boy. Would he repeat Wei Ye's mistakes in the future?

Just as he was thinking about it, Fang Shan and Wei Sushen came to visit with a fruit basket.

Wei Sushen became much more restrained after marriage, and he knew how to act properly and behaved in a proper manner.

Pei Yang looked at his chubby son and felt a little relieved. Perhaps it was not as bad as he had expected.

Wei Ye seemed to understand his thoughts and comforted him, "When the child grows up, he may feel strange for a while, but he will eventually return to normal."

Just as he finished speaking, Wei Sushen said to Fang Shan, "Father God, we'd better return before dusk, otherwise the monsters will descend and be difficult to deal with."

Wei Ye: “…”

Pei Yang: “…”

The author has something to say: Wei Sushen: Normal is impossible, and it will never be normal.