Fang Shan is a system. One day, while executing a mission, he drank fake alcohol and bonded with the wrong host.
As the future heir of the Wei family, Wei Sushen was ruthless and a revered bi...
Wei Sushen looked at Fang Shan with a meaningful look, and suddenly said, "Then let's continue our cooperation in the cultivation world. You compose the picture, and I'll produce it."
Fang Shan imitated the bunny and raised his orchid finger: "Hateful."
Wei Sushen looked at him coldly.
Fang Shan curled his lips: "I don't know much about this."
Wei Sushen suddenly laughed: "It seems that you have been single for about the same number of years as a puppet."
Fang Shan was immediately furious: "I'm a veteran of many battles, how can a young boy like you criticize me?"
Wei Sushen calmly took out a bottle of wine from the safe——
That's right, a safe.
Ever since Fang Shan showed up, all alcohol, even fruit beer, had to be locked in a safe.
Fang Shan took it with a smile and took a sip.
Wei Sushen: "Battle-hardened?"
Fang Shan: "I've seen many hosts go through wars and battles." He said this with a depressed look, but then pretended to be optimistic and said, "But being single makes me happy."
Wei Sushen: "Tell the truth."
Fang Shan murmured, "I can't remember how long it's been. I've been watching those hosts fall in love, build harems, and recruit followers..."
Wei Sushen coughed lightly: "What about you?"
Fang Shan looked at him with resentment: "I told you, I was just watching from the side."
“…”
Wei Sushen suddenly understood why Fang Shan liked to steal the limelight.
This question seemed to irritate Fang Shan. He paced back and forth in the room, his expression as serious as when he learned that Wei Sushen had failed the exam.
"Am I not good enough, or not wild enough? Why doesn't anyone like me?"
Wei Sushen felt that it wasn't that he wasn't dissolute enough, but that he had completely let himself go, the kind that even ten oxen couldn't pull him back.
"Forget it. Since my love life is so bumpy, I will focus on my career."
Wei Sushen, who had been listening silently, had a bad feeling. Then Fang Shan suddenly returned to normal. "Don't worry, host. You were born to be king. With me here, it's only a matter of time before you sit on the throne."
Wei Sushen closed his eyes and decided to cancel his trip to burn incense for the original host. To this day, it is hard to say who harmed whom.
The two of them looked at each other, and finally Fang Shan spoke first: "How about we go buy a few things online first, and then come back to think about it?"
He really didn't know what sex toys were.
Wei Sushen: "Ridiculous, these are all things that are not presentable."
Fang Shan glanced at him, and Wei Sushen said calmly, "When you place an order, remember to change the consignee's name to Xiao Pei."
Fang Shan: "Where's the phone?"
Wei Sushen: "Changed them all."
Fang Shan nodded: "Then change it to my phone number." After a pause, he couldn't help but ask: "Are you really brothers?"
Wei Sushen was just being cautious. His father had been at home from time to time recently, and it would be troublesome if he happened to be caught when the express was delivered to the door.
"Of course it's my own."
Fang Shan smiled falsely: "Brother, it's a trap."
Wei Sushen said calmly, "He has had smooth sailing since childhood. Without experiencing some setbacks, how can he know the hardships of the world? Only by suffering now can he become a superior person in the future."
“…”
Fang Shan placed his cold fingers on his forehead and stared at Wei Sushen's face carefully: "You don't have a fever."
Wei Sushen smiled gently: "This is all the truth you taught me."
Fang Shan's heart trembled. He was the first to turn evil!
After everything was explained clearly, Wei Sushen and Fang Shan went out to choose a piece of land. Although the government had not issued an order prohibiting the opening of such a store, given Wei Sushen's status, it was absolutely impossible for him to open a sex toy store in a prosperous area in the city center.
The little fat boy was happily eating dessert in the room, with the door open for most of the day. When he saw Fang Shan, his face suddenly turned bad, and he picked up his fork and waved it threateningly.
Fang Shan smiled. Good, the fat guy didn’t notice his brother’s existence again.
The little fat boy noticed Wei Sushen belatedly and said guiltily, "Brother, do you want some snacks?"
Wei Sushen showed no signs of anger, but was very friendly: "I'm not hungry, you should eat more."
Bang!
The plate fell to the ground and broke into pieces.
The little fat boy opened his mouth wide and cake crumbs fell out.
At this moment, Wei Supei even forgot that he and Fang Shan were not on good terms, and looked at the other party with a questioning look.
Fang Shan mouthed: Darkened.
The little fat man's fat trembled, and he wanted to ask more questions, but the two had already left side by side.
On the way, Fang Shan glanced at Wei Sushen from time to time. His stern profile, clear eyes... he still looked like the same cold and indifferent boss.
Not fully evolved.
Fang Shan breathed a sigh of relief, there was hope!
Wei Sushen's mind was now on business, and he didn't pay much attention to Fang Shan's thoughts. He gave a general introduction to the distribution of the areas within the city.
"The most dangerous place is the safest." Fang Shan: "Why not choose the company?"
Wei Sushen: "The Wei family is doing serious business."
Fang Shan: "Really? Or are you afraid of making too much noise and getting discovered?"
Wei Sushen looked at him: "What do you think?"
“…”
The city is huge, but there's very little usable land. Fang Shan said, "There's actually a place that's quite suitable."
Wei Sushen knew what he was talking about and rubbed his eyebrows.
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An abandoned factory with bloodstains still on the walls.
Fang Shan sighed, "This place carries the beauty of my first encounter with the host."
Wei Sushen: "...as long as you think it's good."
From a business perspective, this piece of land has been linked to a murder case in previous years and the word "unlucky", so merchants are more or less wary of this, so even if they buy it, they won't pay much for it.
The place is remote and the public transportation was stopped a few years ago. It would be beneficial to put it here for Wei Sushen.
His steps suddenly stopped, and Wei Sushen grabbed Fang Shan who was still walking forward.
In terms of the five senses, few are more sensitive than Wei Sushen. Fang Shan held his breath and pricked up his ears to listen carefully, and a strange muffled sound came into his ears.
"It seems to be coming from the front," Fang Shan said softly, "This particular place has two specialties."
Wei Sushen: "For example?"
"For example, the host, or the criminals." Fang Shan thought for a moment and said, "Well, you go to the front and see what's going on. I'll hide here and wait for you to come back."
"Okay." Wei Sushen just took a step, then suddenly turned around and raised his eyebrows, staring at Fang Shan with a sharp gaze.
The other party's tone of voice just now was so calm and normal that Wei Sushen didn't notice anything strange at first.
Fang Shan took the lead and said, "I believe you."
Wei Sushen was about to speak, but the expressions of both of them changed at the same time.
Fang Shan: "Did you hear that?"
Wei Sushen nodded. It was the sound of a girl sobbing. Although it was very faint, he could still barely make out some of it.
Fang Shan changed his strategy, holding Wei Sushen's shoulders, and said seriously: "Wait here for me to come back. Unless I call you, don't make a sound."
Wei Sushen pushed his hand away expressionlessly.
Fang Shan reached out and brushed back the hair by his ear, as if they were about to part ways: "Be obedient."
After saying that, he tidied his clothes and prepared to be a hero and save the beauty.
From beginning to end, there was only the sound of one person's footsteps. Usually, the chance of the murderer getting a gun is extremely low, and most of them are reckless with sharp weapons in hand.
Jokes aside, Fang Shan took a few steps and gestured to Wei Sushen... surround him.
The roof was leaking, causing a lot of mud and water on the ground, and there was an unpleasant smell in the air.
No matter from which angle, it fits the old people's description of a place with too much yin energy.
Fang Shan hid behind a pillar when he saw a burly figure. The man was dragging a sack in his hand, kicking it from time to time and shouting angrily, "Be quiet!"
Following the sobbing sound in the bag, Fang Shan frowned.
Was it a coincidence? Or was it somehow related to the mission? Even he couldn't tell.
After all, this factory is a great place to kill and rob.
After making sure there was only one person, Wei Sushen picked up a stone and threw it to the left. The man was startled and subconsciously looked in that direction.
The timing was perfect. While Wei Sushen was dealing with the man, Fang Shan ran over and untied the sack. The girl inside was about twenty years old, and her pretty face was blue and purple due to long-term lack of oxygen.
Fang Shan told her to take it easy and keep an eye on Wei Sushen. The kidnapper was clearly skilled in martial arts, but he had suffered a setback earlier and ultimately lost the initiative. Wei Sushen showed no mercy to his enemies, dislocating the kidnapper's joints and, once he was sure he was incapacitated, kicking him away.
The girl was horrified when she saw the blood: "What should I do now?"
Fang Shan sighed, "Call the police."
While the girl was on the phone, Wei Sushen glanced at Fang Shan, who shook his head slightly, unable to give an answer for the time being. He walked over to him and whispered, "Go check the identity of the kidnapper."
Encountering criminals in this ghost place, it was either fate or mission-related, no one could tell.
Wei Sushen had already informed Arthur without him having to say it specifically.
Wei family.
Wei Sushen has not returned home for a long time, which was common in the past, but recently he has been returning home on time, which makes people a little uncomfortable.
Wei Ye just came back from the cafe, and the boss said that Wei Sushen had taken another three days off.
The fat boy hesitated for a moment and said, "I'm an adult and sometimes I need to stay in a hotel."
At least messing around in a hotel is better than messing around at home.
Wei Ye glanced at him and the little fat boy was suddenly speechless.
"According to our latest report, a college student was kidnapped this afternoon..."
This kind of news always attracts people's attention, and the fat boy subconsciously turned up the volume.
"Mr. Wei bravely fought the criminals with his bare hands and saved the young girl."
The scene changed, and the camera was given to Wei Sushen. The reporter asked a few questions as usual: "Can you describe the situation at that time?"
"I didn't think too much about it at the time. I just felt that such a young girl should not be persecuted." Wei Sushen spoke completely according to the template provided by Fang Shan.
In front of the TV, the little fat boy couldn't close his mouth: "Dad, you, you..."
He kept repeating "you" for a long time, and finally managed to utter: "You have an illegitimate child."
As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped on the head.
The little fat boy felt wronged: "If he is not a illegitimate child, how can he look so much like big brother?"
In his opinion, even if the sun rises from the west, his brother has nothing to do with the enthusiastic citizens.
Just as I was thinking about it, the person on TV spoke again: "My father taught me since I was a child that as long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful place."
Not only the little fat boy, but also Jiang Meiling had a strange look on her face. She turned her head and asked Wei Ye, "Did you teach him these?"
Wei Ye: "Let go..."
After all, no swear words were uttered.
The little fat man said dimly, "Whether it is true or not, I'm afraid everyone in the circle knows it now."