Fang Shan is a system. One day, while executing a mission, he drank fake alcohol and bonded with the wrong host.
As the future heir of the Wei family, Wei Sushen was ruthless and a revered bi...
The rain pattered down, a few drops falling from the eaves onto Wei Sushen's shoes. The umbrella obstructed his view, but he could still feel the man's eyes fixed on him.
"I'm not San." It was a gentle voice, but when you listened carefully, you could hear a hint of resentment.
Wei Sushen's patience ran out, his disinterest practically written across his face. "I've seen plenty of people who come to me on their own initiative. Remember to try a different approach next time."
After saying that, he walked to the side of the road and drove away in a cloud of dust.
Driving in this kind of weather is not a pleasant experience. In downtown areas, pedestrians usually cross the road as long as they gather seven people. By the time he finally passed this area and returned to the villa, it was an hour later.
Inside the villa, Fang Shan, dressed in casual clothes, wiped his damp hair with a towel he'd prepared long ago. Wei Sushen still clung to a cold mist, and Fang Shan muttered in his ears, "You'd be better off not holding an umbrella. You're such a grown man, and you can't even hold one properly."
Thinking of the system that came to find him secretly, a sudden thought emerged in Wei Sushen's mind: those outside are all wild goblins, and they are not as virtuous as this one.
A strange thought also flashed through Fang Shan's mind, but his starting point was completely different from his: What would happen to this rough child without him? He can't do anything except making money. It seems that he still has to continue to worry about the wet nurse.
Apart from the sound of rain outside the window, the only sound that could be heard was the breathing of the two people. Although they were on different channels, at this moment they presented a strange sense of harmony.
Wei Sushen suddenly felt a little sleepy, rubbed his eyebrows and said, "Someone came to see me today."
Fang Shan smiled and said, "Handsome man or beautiful woman?"
"Chen Bingying's system."
The smile on Fang Shan's face instantly faded: "Gugu¥%..."
Wei Sushen frowned, not hearing his muttering clearly: "What are you talking about?"
“Gugu¥%…”
Wei Sushen: "A language unique to the systems?"
Fang Shan pursed his dry lips. "This is because the inappropriate remarks were blocked by the internal program." He narrowed his eyes and asked, "How did the host respond?"
Wei Sushen: "I don't want anything too cheap."
"That's right," Fang Shan nodded in satisfaction. "If I find out you've got a vixen out there..." He involuntarily increased the strength in his hands, "I'll twist your head off."
As soon as he finished speaking, the towel was torn into two with a sound because it could not withstand the extremely fierce force.
The two sides were very close to each other, and the sound was amplified several times in Wei Sushen's ears. Although he was not afraid of Fang Shan's threat, his throat still moved subconsciously.
After making the threat, Fang Shan resumed his previous good attitude. Wei Sushen saw his busy figure in the mirror and, to use an inappropriate metaphor, actually saw some kindness in his face.
Fang Shan handed over the warm water: "To dispel the cold."
Wei Sushen took a sip and said, "The weather is too cold. I'll go to the yard and bring the flowers in."
Fang Shan stared at his departing back with a smile. When he was completely out of sight, his eyes turned sinister: "Since you dare to seduce my host..."
Wei Ye was not at home, and the little fat boy welcomed the spring of his life. When Wei Sushen went downstairs to get some fresh air, he was lying on the sofa in a very ungraceful manner watching a family ethics drama. In a way, he was very similar to Fang Shan.
"Watch less boring TV dramas."
The little fat guy was watching with great interest. He pointed at the male lead on TV and smacked his lips, saying, "Not melodramatic. Look, this is the standard of a good man. He would never cheat on his wife, even if he was beaten to death."
Upon hearing this, Wei Sushen actually stopped and turned around and said, "Maybe it's because he will be beaten to death if he cheats."
"..." The little fat boy showed a confused expression. Why did his brother speak more and more like an emotional scientist recently?
After moving the flowers, Wei Sushen, who had been upgraded to a philosopher, had to go upstairs to face the tough system.
Fang Shan seemed to have forgotten about being poached, and calmly and rationally discussed the question of where to go in the next world. This time, he didn't offer any feasible suggestions: "The host is no longer a novice, and the difficulty of different types of worlds is not much different."
This means that you can make choices based on your interests.
Wei Sushen saw the word "escape" in the action subcategory column, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked up at Fang Shan, who smiled and nodded: "It's up to you."
Scanning a giant QR code with your brainwaves is a strange experience, and this time was no exception. Fortunately, the transmission was fleeting, and after a brief period of darkness, bright sunlight soon filled my face.
This is a valley with clear skies and bright clouds. The orioles are singing sweetly, and beautiful flowers and plants can be seen everywhere.
Wei Sushen and Fang Shan looked at each other and both felt a little strange.
In escape games, secret rooms and mental hospitals are the two most common places, or a dilapidated town. In any case, they have little to do with the world of birdsong and flowers in front of you.
Fang Shan: "Try to recall and confirm your identity first."
Wei Sushen closed his eyes, and a flood of information quickly flooded his mind. The original owner, named Chen Jia, had accidentally traveled to a game based on the heroine's novel. For a harem-loving otaku, entering a Mary Sue world wasn't the cruelest thing; the tragic part was being reborn as one of the characters. To leave this world, he had to complete the game and ensure the hero and heroine were together.
Fang Shan was silent for a long time after hearing this: "...escape?"
It should be classified as a role-playing game!
Wei Sushen's expression wasn't very good either.
After a long moment, Fang Shan sighed, "If I don't cheat you, someone else will. It's better to be cheated by me."
For a moment, Wei Sushen actually agreed with this equation.
Fang Shan held his forehead with his hand: "What are the plots of the story?"
Wei Sushen looked around the valley and shook his head: "Only an introduction."
The most unfortunate thing for the original owner was that he had never read this book. When he first entered this world, he only had a note in his hand that he didn't know when: Congratulations on becoming one of the characters in the plot. Pass the level, young man!
As a result, this "lucky guy" died in less than ten minutes after accidentally eating a poisonous fruit in the mountains.
As for the introduction, it is basically the same as the early Xiaobaiwen:
He, a gentle and miraculous doctor, in white clothes as white as snow;
He, the secret guard of the palace, guards silently;
He, the leader of the demonic cult, is unfathomable;
And him, him, him...
What will happen when they meet her?
Fang Shan and Wei Sushen watched in absolute silence until the end. Finally, Fang Shan broke the silence first: "If you want to complete the game as soon as possible, the best way is to keep the plot in mind. The host must first play their role step by step."
This world is very special. There are no daily tasks. You just need to meet the clearance requirements.
Wei Sushen nodded slightly, indicating that he agreed with him: "But there is a problem that needs to be solved first."
"What is it?"
Wei Sushen frowned, raised his head and asked seriously: "Which 'he' do you think I am?"
“…”
The two of them stared at each other in silence. The original owner died of the poison before he could even explore this world. Aside from the nonsense on the torn note, there was no useful information.
Fang Shan took a breath: "Maybe... the first one?"
As for Wei Sushen's current image, he is handsome and gentle, and dressed in white, which is more in line with the image of a miracle doctor.
They continued to stare at each other, speechless once again.
The heat of the afternoon sun gradually faded, and Fang Shan adjusted his mindset: "Let's stay in the valley for two days. According to my past experience, if it's a miracle doctor, the heroine will most likely fall off the cliff and be seriously injured."
"Experience?" Wei Sushen raised his eyebrows, as if he had a better understanding of Fang Shan's past.
Fang Shan coughed dryly a few times and quickly changed the subject. There was a period of time when Mary Sue was the trend, and he could not escape the trend and brought up a similar host.
Wei Sushen waited from day until sunset, then caught a rabbit and roasted it. Fang Shan took a few bites and said with emotion, "What's the difference between us now and just waiting for the rabbit to come to us?"
As he was speaking, he suddenly heard a sound of breaking air.
Fang Shan stood up excitedly: "Here I come!"
Wei Sushen pulled him back a few steps and saw a black dot falling rapidly from the top of the peak. As the distance got closer, the black dot gradually became larger - his long hair was flying, and his wide sleeves were blown by the wind, making him look like a butterfly spreading its wings and flying.
After estimating the vertical distance of the cliff, Wei Sushen said, "I'm afraid I'll fall to my death."
"You're clueless." Fang Shan pointed to an old tree sticking out from the cliff face. "See? There's a 99.9% chance you'll fall down there."
According to scientific calculations, even a tree would not be able to withstand such a huge impact. However, the next moment, a miraculous scene occurred.
Not only did the trees withstand the impact, but the object also fell right in the densest part of the treetops, which were all soft but very resilient branches.
Fang Shan: "Bring the person down."
Wei Sushen glanced at him, and Fang Shan waved his hand: "This body should know martial arts."
As a plot character related to the heroine, knowing martial arts is a basic requirement.
Based on his experience in the world of cultivation, Wei Sushen tried his luck and really displayed his lightness skills, flying away like a light swallow.
The person who was rescued was already unconscious, and his androgynous face was still beautiful even in his injured state.
However, no matter how indistinguishable the gender is, it cannot change the fact that he is a male.
Fang Shan couldn't help but look up at the top of the mountain again.
“Hmm—”
The handsome man suddenly hummed softly, as if he was waking up. Fang Shan quickly grasped his shoulder and said, "Sir, is there anyone else who hasn't jumped down yet?"
The eyelids that had just opened closed again.
Fang Shan sniffed and found he was still alive. After thinking for a moment, he said to Wei Sushen, "Take him to a flat place to stop the bleeding. I'll wait."
It would be bad if another one fell down and I missed it.
The dusk was replaced by the starry sky, and no one was seen jumping off the cliff again.
Fang Shan put away the disappointment in his eyes, walked over to Wei Sushen, and nodded in the direction of the handsome man who was in coma.
Wei Sushen: "The injury is not serious. I think he will wake up soon."
Fang Shan lowered his head and carefully examined the face. "With good looks and wearing fine silk, he must be no ordinary character."
After saying that, he fell into deep thought.
There was a calculating glint in his eyes. When Fang Shan looked at Wei Sushen again, his eyes resembled a stream not far away, stained with a little peach blossom petals. "Let's continue to pretend to be a gentle and kind doctor."
Wei Sushen responded calmly.
Fang Shan was helpless: "The profile says he's a gentle and miraculous doctor, at least pretend to be approachable."
As he was speaking, the handsome man slowly woke up.
Fang Shan winked at Wei Sushen. It was a good thing for him to have a noble young man owe him a life-saving favor since he had just arrived.
As he deliberately avoided the way, the handsome man first saw Wei Sushen, his pupils slightly dilated: "You..."
Wei Sushen frowned and forced a smile: "You're awake." Feeling too cold and hard, he added: "Don't rush to get up, it's easy to tear the wound."
Seeing that the other party did not respond, Fang Shan secretly touched Wei Sushen's elbow.
Wei Sushen had no choice but to continue: "Do you feel better?"
The handsome man's fingers were bent due to stiffness... First, he was drugged by his fellow disciples and lost all his martial arts skills, then he was chased and jumped off a cliff. He thought his life was tragic enough, but he never thought that he would meet the murderous leader of the evil cult at the bottom of the cliff!
And this ruthless killer was trying hard to smile and ask him if he was okay—
It’s so damn good!