Chapter 39: The Grand Wedding

Before he could figure out how to get Sister Manman to leave him, Qi Shaoyou fell into a deep sleep.

She didn't arrive until 0527 realized she had fallen asleep too quickly.

[Hey bro, the system thinks you've been slacking off. So, it's dragging you and a certain romance target into a dream to reenact the events of that little world and deepen your relationship...]

Qi Shaoyou: Is it really impossible for her to vomit blood?

Don't tell me that memories from dreams carry over into reality.

Qi Shaoyou's head was throbbing with pain, and 0527 denied her guess.

That won't happen, but it will affect some realities.

"Husband? Why haven't you lifted your veil yet?" A delicate and timid voice rang out; it was Shen Mingjiao's voice.

[I've never heard such a sweet voice from you before, it's like you've been soaking in honey. So soft, so sweet, you're truly blessed, sir.]

The wedding night was right there, but Qi Shaoyou didn't feel particularly fortunate; he just felt a bit overwhelmed.

She looked at the fine silks and satins and the dragon and phoenix candles on the table; everything was joyful.

The question is, how can she make Shen Mingjiao hate her under the surveillance of the judgment system?

"Husband?" Sitting on the wedding quilt, Shen Mingjiao asked again in confusion before the veil in front of her was lifted.

After a rapid brainstorming session, Qi Shaoyou sighed heavily and then knelt down directly in front of Shen Mingjiao.

"I have long admired the princess, but there is something I must tell her. Today is our wedding day, and even if it costs me my head, I must tell you for the sake of your happiness."

0527 watched as the judgment system struggled for a moment and emitted a slight electrical hiss, feeling somewhat nervous. Fortunately, the judgment system did not pop up any warnings after its struggle.

"I know that you are a castrated man."

"Your humble servant is a woman."

Two voices rang out at the same time, and a question mark appeared above Qi Shaoyou's head.

Who? Who is the eunuch?

"You're a woman?" Shen Mingjiao was shocked. In her usual temperament, she should have lifted the red veil and taken a good look at the person long ago.

"You lift the veil for me first!" The palace maid repeatedly told her that she must not lift the veil herself.

Otherwise, married life will be unhappy.

Shen Mingjiao was both anxious and a little angry.

Upon hearing this, Qi Shaoyou hurriedly went to fetch the wedding scale. She gently lifted Shen Mingjiao's red veil with the scale, revealing a beautiful face in the dim candlelight.

With the beauty of flowers and the soul of the moon, she was truly stunning. Shen Mingjiao's face held a hint of shyness, and her eyes also held a touch of bashfulness.

She also saw the amazement in her husband's eyes. Shen Mingjiao felt happy but was also afraid that Qi Shaoyou would notice.

[Oh my god, the young lady looks absolutely stunning in period costume! My eyes are glued to her!]

Qi Shaoyou was also stunned; anyone would be dumbfounded if a fairy from an ancient painting suddenly appeared in front of them.

Shen Mingjiao usually dressed sweetly, but for her wedding, she changed into a mature woman's outfit, which naturally made her look more dignified and elegant.

Suddenly, Qi Shaoyou's heart skipped a beat. Reminded by his pounding heart, Qi Shaoyou quickly put down the ceremonial scales and knelt down before Shen Mingjiao again.

"What are you doing?" Shen Mingjiao was still immersed in Qi Shaoyou's gaze when she saw her beloved kneel down.

"I have committed the crime of deceiving the princess, a crime that is unforgivable." Qi Shaoyou bowed and paid his respects to Shen Mingjiao. She wished that Shen Mingjiao would chop her up in her dreams.

In that case, she might be able to dream of one less world.

"What are you saying? Today is over, and we are husband and wife." As she said this, the two blushes on Shen Mingjiao's cheeks became even more delicate.

"Furthermore, our marriage was something I knew was impossible, but I did it anyway. You were wrong, and I was wrong too."

At this point, a hint of fear appeared in Shen Mingjiao's eyes.

"Husband... no, madam, will you blame me?" Shen Mingjiao said as she reached out to pull the person kneeling on the ground.

The moment her hands touched hers, Shen Mingjiao's shyness intensified.

[I remember the plot summary said Shen Mingjiao was an arrogant princess? How was she arrogant?] 0527 looked at the shy woman in front of him and felt his bones melt from that look.

This electric feeling made 0527 extremely envious of the boss's luck with women.

[Heh, have you seen the plot of the small world? The princess you described as not so domineering actually led eight thousand imperial guards to surround my private school in order to force me into marriage.]

Qi Shaoyou gave a forced smile, completely unaware of what kind of life she had experienced in the past.

"Of course I won't blame my wife, but what about that day when she was castrated?" No, even in his dreams, Qi Shaoyou wanted to ask this question.

Why exactly did they say she was born with a castration? Back in the small world, she felt that Shen Mingjiao's gaze towards her was strange.

So that's why! Who on earth spread these rumors?! Can she turn back time and kill all those spreading misinformation when she beheaded the emperor?

"It was...it was my Crown Prince who said it." Shen Mingjiao's face flushed even more as she spoke. She held Qi Shaoyou's hand, her eyes pleading.

"Don't be angry with the Crown Prince. It's me who likes you. Then the Crown Prince said he would test you, and later he told me that you were born a eunuch."

The Crown Prince? That's fine then, she already killed him.

Qi Shaoyou shook his head before speaking: "The princess has such a tender heart, how could I be angry?"

She said that the prince would invite her to brothels or boat trips every few days, and even wanted to give her the concubines he had used...

What a piece of junk.

"Madam, Jiaojiao doesn't care that we will have no children in the future. We can just adopt one anyway. I only wish that your heart is like mine."

Shen Mingjiao gently placed Qi Shaoyou's hand on her heart.

The person with the red heat has finally changed. Once Qi Shaoyou starts getting red, she can't stop; she feels like a steam engine constantly emitting white smoke.

Qi Shaoyou took Shen Mingjiao's hands and looked at her, saying, "I am grateful for the princess's kindness and will not let her down."

Looking at this scene, 0527 suddenly understood why Shen Mingjiao loved and hated.

Such a tender-hearted person later slaughtered her entire family. Without knowing the real reason, who wouldn't hate him?

Love can turn into hatred in an instant.

“Then, Madam, let’s drink Heqin wine.” Shen Mingjiao looked up at Qi Shaoyou, her eyes full of coquettishness.

Qi Shaoyou, who gets drunk after just one drink: Does she really have to drink? It would be ridiculous if she got drunk in her dream.

But now that he had no choice but to drink, Qi Shaoyou preemptively turned off 0527's viewing privileges.

0527, trying hard to minimize his presence but still getting punished: Damn it, wasn't the story supposed to be over? Why are they still putting on an act!

"I'll go get it, Princess, please wait for me." Qi Shaoyou thought for a long time, and decided to take this opportunity to rush out.

Looking up, I saw the words written by the judgment system flashing on the door.

Step out of this door, and you'll be electrocuted without warning; the same scene will repeat itself after the electrocution.

Damn it, while she was treating the judgment system like an idiot, the judgment system actually gained a little bit of intelligence!

Having received the Heqin wine, Qi Shaoyou had no choice but to return to the princess's side.

Their wrists intertwined, and they drank the wine in one gulp. Shen Mingjiao found the wine sweeter than any honeyed drink she had ever had.

"Madam..." Shen Mingjiao casually put down the wine glasses in her and Qi Shaoyou's hands and called out softly.

With just one cup, Qi Shaoyou thought she wouldn't get drunk, after all, she was a heavy drinker in this small world.

However, her thinking is now sluggish, and when she hears Shen Mingjiao calling her, she can only slowly turn her head.

It was only at this moment that Qi Shaoyou remembered that the reason he could drink so much without getting drunk in the small world was because she had changed the prop that made him unable to get drunk.

Now that the props were gone, Qi Shaoyou pinched herself hard, trying to wake up. Was it because there was no pain in the dream? She didn't feel any pain at all; Qi Shaoyou felt like she had been tricked in a series of traps.

However, the night is long, and the test has only just begun.

Shen Mingjiao gently took Qi Shaoyou's hand, suppressing the blush on her face as she spoke: "Brother Crown Prince said that it would be better if my husband pulled the ties."

Qi Shaoyou: You dog prince, you truly deserved to die. What were you teaching your sister?!

“Now I am also Madam’s husband. Madam pulls me, and I pull Madam’s.” Shen Mingjiao said, and with her other hand she reached out to pull Qi Shaoyou’s robe.

The mentally impaired Qi Shaoyou listened and managed to utter with difficulty, "My wife, I cannot hold my liquor..."

"It's alright, Madam, just listen to your wife." Shen Mingjiao said as she took off their outer garments.

Qi Shaoyou, already drunk, was in a daze and could only nod as he listened.

With a gentle push, she fell. In a daze, someone approached Qi Shaoyou, who was struggling to stay awake with his last shred of reason.

"Why is Madam so disobedient even in her dreams?" Shen Mingjiao's words startled Qi Shaoyou so much that he almost sobered up.

Wearing a white undergarment, Shen Mingjiao shed her earlier shyness and looked down at the woman in front of her.

"I..." Before she could finish the word, Shen Mingjiao kissed those lips that never said anything nice.

Good news, she's sober. Bad news, she's been woken up by fright.

"Does Madam really dislike me so much that she won't even speak?" Shen Mingjiao asked after finishing the kiss.

Qi Shaoyou, whose mouth was sealed with a kiss? After a long while, she realized that Shen Mingjiao didn't mean to speak, but to separate their lips and teeth.

"Fine, there's always a way to get my wife to talk." Shen Mingjiao gently bit Qi Shaoyou's chin, her charming appearance like that of a sea nymph.

Why does this hurt?! System, come out and walk around a bit, she's guaranteed to beat you up!

"Ah..." She had barely opened her mouth when she was enveloped in a kiss, and Shen Mingjiao hooked her arm around her, inviting her to dance.

Qi Shaoyou suddenly remembered reading "The Song of the Pipa" before, which contained the line "The warbling of orioles glides beneath the flowers, the murmuring of springs flows difficult beneath the ice."

The word "slippery" was used exceptionally well.

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Judgment System: Hmph, you're always finding loopholes in my schemes! [Sunglasses]

Qi Shaoyou: You just wait! [Clown]