Chapter 95: My Favorite Place

"Go eat first." Liang Man looked at the familiar way the cat was vying for attention, and it was clear that his wife had no intention of toning down her usual behavior in front of the camera.

"No! If you don't touch me, I'll starve to death!" Qi Shaoyou's act of shamelessness was so skillful that the viewers in the live chat couldn't help but complain.

[The number one person to compete with cats for attention!]

[Her practiced manner suggests this isn't the first time she's done this.]

Look at my goddess's helpless expression! I want her to touch me too, sob sob...

[Get out of the way! Cats and people, get out of the way! Let me handle this!]

[Hmph, so what if she's my wife? She appears every time I go to sleep!]

However, the one before that was just a dream!

Why didn't you say so sooner!

Having said all that, Liang Man knew Qi Shaoyou wouldn't give up. She sighed and switched hands to stroke Qi Shaoyou's hair. Her slender fingers ran through his black hair, then touched his eyebrows and eyes to help him wake up from his drowsiness.

Qi Shaoyou was enjoying his wife's "wake-up service" while he kept talking.

"I'll definitely go to the camerawoman later to confirm if it's really that many takes!"

"You have to compensate me double for every single one missing!"

At this moment, several large words appeared on the screen of the variety show: Don't come any closer!

Liang Man had just touched her a few times and was about to stop, but upon hearing his wife's suggestion, he quickly added a few more touches.

The subtitles added the words "Emergency Rescue" next to the image.

Only after Liang Man stopped did Qi Shaoyou finally feel much happier.

Good morning, Nono.

The viewers couldn't help but complain in the live chat.

[Nono: What's wrong? Did I just get here?]

If I were Nuonuo, I'd roll my eyes at you!

[Feeding Mimi dog food, honestly Qi Shaoyou, don't you have a conscience? Huh? What kind of person would do that?]

Nono heard Qi Shaoyou's voice and turned her bottom towards him. Then, she turned around and tried to climb into Liang Man's arms with her little paws.

"Your claws hurt when you scratch!" Qi Shaoyou grabbed Nuonuo by the back of her neck with one hand.

"Wash up, eat." Liang Man only said four words, very concisely. Qi Shaoyou was very obedient this time.

She tossed Nuonuo into Liang Man's arms before agreeing and turning to wash up.

It's been a long time since I've seen such a clear hierarchy within the family; it's truly obvious!

[Stop talking, we fans are the lowest rung of this family.]

[Yeah, please stop! Our sister-in-law shows off her lovey-dovey moments whether she's happy or unhappy! She's going to post another nine-grid photo collage soon!]

After finishing breakfast, Qi Shaoyou and Liang Mancai sat on the sofa with Nuonuo in their arms to give an interview.

The first question is: Why name your cat Nono?

"The name Nuonuo comes from the meaning of 'a promise is worth a thousand pieces of gold.' She's already our daughter, and 'Yi Yi' is too common, so we named her Nuonuo." Qi Shao rubbed the kitten's head, then moved a little closer to his wife.

The film crew required a full-length seat between the actors! What's going on? Is this how they treat a newlywed couple?

"I originally wanted to call her Yinuo, but she refused." Liang Man couldn't help but smile as she said this.

At that time, Qi Shaoyou resolutely resisted the name and refused to agree to it no matter what.

"That's exactly right. We've definitely made promises to each other year after year. 'Promise' sounds like 'repetition,' and one promise is just one! That won't do!"

Qi Shaoyou acted with righteous indignation and took the opportunity to get closer to his wife.

"Ms. Qi, please move over a little," a staff member said, trying to maintain a harmonious visual effect.

"Oh." Qi Shaoyou's smile vanished instantly.

When people finally saw the lovey-dovey maniac get his comeuppance, the comments section erupted in cheers.

[Serves you right for showing off your relationship! The staff punished you for it!]

[Hahaha! This is what happens when we're forced to eat dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection)!]

I want to request "Good Luck" right now!

For a moment, the comments section was filled with a festive atmosphere, as if it were Chinese New Year. Clearly, everyone deeply resented Qi Shaoyou's behavior of feeding the public with affection!

Liang Man sensed that his little wife had instantly wilted.

She glanced at the camera and then at her wife, who was already pouting. Liang Man placed the kitten in her arms closer to Qi Shaoyou, and Nuonuo immediately burrowed back into the kitten.

Liang Man gently pushed the cat towards Qi Shaoyou, and Nuonuo seemed to be used to dawdling as she walked towards Qi Shaoyou.

As soon as Qi Shaoyou saw the cat coming over, he reached out and scooped it up before Nuonuo could even come closer.

Clearly, the cat was very familiar with this situation, and when it lay in Qi Shaoyou's palm, it made a big, open gesture.

【Seriously? You need to coax her for this?】

Where is my wife? My wife, who's such a big woman, is gone? Who took my wife away?! Who?!

I know this variety show has always been killing single people, but you two are the first to do it this way!

Qi Shaoyou stroked the kitten in his arms, enjoying the faint jasmine scent emanating from it. His wife was so kind, comforting him in this way.

As Qi Shaoyou's lips curled up, the lips of the viewers in the live chat turned down.

The production team then asked a few more simple questions, from birthdays to daily habits, which the two answered fluently.

The two performed so well that some viewers in the live chat questioned whether the show had given them the questions in advance.

When the questions were finally asked, Qi Shaoyou looked at the director and then at the young lady holding the camera.

"Are you done asking? If you're done, I'm going to sit back down."

Qi Shaoyou's deep affection for his wife made everyone on the show feel like they were being fed dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection).

"One last question, what's your favorite corner of the house?"

For the first time, Qi Shaoyou and Liang Man gave different answers.

"A full-length mirror." This was Qi Shaoyou's matter-of-fact voice, even tinged with pride.

"Walk-in closet." Liang Man noticed something was off about Qi Shaoyou's tone as soon as she finished speaking.

"The walk-in closet has a full-length mirror, and we decorated that room together. All our clothes are there, without any distinction. I like it very much, just like my wife and I."

Qi Shaoyou nodded repeatedly, not even having time to think of an excuse. She liked full-length mirrors simply because the food was good and she could see a beautiful view.

This reason is really not convincing at all...

Fortunately, the master's explanation was quite reasonable.

Qi Shaoyou still regretted it a little; she had been too honest. She could have chosen to say it was her second favorite place, the restaurant.

After all, she could use the restaurant as an excuse to say it was a wonderful time for the two of them to eat.

Qi Shaoyou glanced at her master's expression and decided that she should be more careful with her words and actions in the upcoming program.

What if she really angers her master and gets locked out in the middle of the night?

That won't do.

"Okay, then let's meet up with the other newlyweds."

Qi Shaoyou hadn't watched this variety show before, so she was quite surprised when she saw the bamboo forest and the small houses made of bamboo.

How did dating reality shows get mixed up with wilderness survival?

After listening carefully, it turned out that these three newlywed couples were indeed planning to stay here for a few days.

What might be difficult for others is really not difficult for Qi Shaoyou and Liang Man.

Not to mention the many little arrangements made by the production team, the two of them are also very capable with their hands.

"Please hand over everything except the essentials." With the director's shout, the newcomers took their belongings out of their suitcases.

Only Qi Shaoyou and Liang Man remained motionless.

Their suitcases were exactly as required by the production team, containing only essential daily necessities...

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It's not about wilderness survival! No! I'll write more in the second update! [Sprinkling flowers]