Who Gets It? After Quitting Showbiz, This Flop Star Rises to Fame by Reading Animal Language

【Warm and funny + animals are neurotic ~ mischievous ~ ugly-cute】 Bai Shao graduated from the Beast Taming University. Relying on her innate animal mind-reading ability, she joined the Monster ...

Chapter 47: Billions of crows are guarding the pass, and ten thousand men cannot break through! Fish: Are they here to raid the house?

Chapter 47: Billions of crows are guarding the pass, and ten thousand men cannot break through! Fish: Are they here to raid the house?

Xiaoxian stumbled back, put her phone in her pocket, and tried to play the emotional card to buy time: "Aren't we friends? Why did you lie to me?"

Tian Zhaodi stroked the slap marks on her face and smiled creepily, "Why else could it be? Of course, I can gain something from you. A sister-in-law in exchange for freedom. If it were you, you would definitely make the same choice as me."

Hear this.

Mother Tian rolled up her sleeves, her face full of sharp snarls: "Don't waste time talking to her, tie her up quickly, and let her enter the bridal chamber with your brother tonight, so that you don't have to worry about it!"

The mangy dog ​​rubbed his hands with a lewd look, said nothing, and just kept grinning lasciviously.

Tian Zhaodi shrugged. "Why rush? I still have something to say to my good friend. She can't run away anyway, so let me have a few more words with her."

Under the moonlight.

Tian Zhaodi has an ordinary appearance, a sallow complexion, and ordinary clothes, but her dark eyes and uneven tone of voice make her temperament different from the simple nature of a farmer.

"You are very happy and fortunate to be born into a friendly family. Unlike me, I have been living a miserable life trying to climb out of the mountains and shake off blood-sucking leeches."

Father Tian's eyes widened with anger: "Who are you calling a leech, you little bitch!?"

Tian Zhaodi turned a deaf ear and pretended to be indifferent to the evil: "You know what? Before I approached you, I approached many people, but they all despised me and didn't want to be friends with me. Only you treated me as a friend."

Xiao Xian was pinned to the ground by the Tian family and kept struggling: "Is this how you treat your friends?"

Tian Zhaodi sighed softly and watched Xiaoxian being tied up with cold eyes. "I have no choice. Don't you care about me the most? My parents really don't love me and don't take me seriously. Just be a good person and I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life."

Xiaoxian opened her eyes wide, looking stunned by Tian Zhaodi's unreasonable request.

Tian Zhaodi leaned over and personally stuffed a rag into Xiaoxian's mouth. "Just treat me like a cat wagging its tail for mercy. Please help me and stay. My brother is really miserable. If you don't marry him, he will have to be single for the rest of his life. He will be depressed. Can you bear to see him suffer?"

[Don't want to be single? Fine, go to hell.]

[It's easy to get depressed if you can't find a wife, right? I suggest you get out more often. You can jump off a building, jump into the sea, or crash a car. Life has many choices.]

【I wish I could punch them through the screen! 】

[Anchor, look at them, can you bear it? ]

Bai Shao naturally didn't hold back: "I've already told the thugs to beat him to death. I guarantee they'll do whatever it takes to vent their anger."

It happened in the blink of an eye.

A flock of crows fell from the sky.

Their cries are hoarse and shrill, and thousands of them circling in the air create a spectacular sight.

The fox hid in the deepest part, but its white figure was particularly dazzling in the darkness. It simply teleported to the moonlight, raised its chin slightly, and rang the ominous bell.

A flock of crows flapped their wings, made heart-wrenching cries, and pecked at the Tian family.

“What’s going on!?”

Tian Zhaodi was frightened by the strange scene in front of her. She couldn't help but step back, but found that the white fox looked up at her, just a glance without any emotion.

Her face suddenly changed, and her throat seemed to be strangled by an invisible hand. God knows, she actually felt threatened by a beast.

soon.

She had no time to think, her senses were tense, and tears flowed uncontrollably from her eyes along with the pain.

[A million crows guard the pass, and ten thousand men cannot break through.]

[Crows, well done!]

[…So, they are the thugs summoned by the anchor? The anchor is so terrifying!]

【Good-looking, love to watch, want to watch again! 】

Bai Shao: "..."

No, it's a wonderful misunderstanding!

Bai Shao's real thugs were quietly admiring the miserable plight of the Tian family. Although there were several holes on their bodies, the amount of bleeding ensured that they were injured but not fatal.

After the crows leave.

The fox slowly transferred its magical power to the crested dog, then turned and came to the frightened Xiaoxian.

Accompanied by the Pomeranian's howling, the fox raised its sharp claws and untied the hemp rope for Xiaoxian.

Bai Shao heard the Pomeranian's cry and knew the fox was there, but she still asked, "Is Xiaoxian okay?"

The Pomeranian stood upright and barked: "It's okay, I'm the best, I will take good care of Baozi and my sister!"

The fox secretly snorted at the Pomeranian's flattery, lowered his eyes and stood still, until he heard the alarm siren and then slipped away.

Bai Shao was relieved and closed the microphone connection: "Pet owners who draw the second lucky bag can connect with me now."

In just a few breaths.

An account with the ID "Yang Yangyang's mother" applied for a live broadcast.

The wealthy Aunt Yang, with her ramen-like hairstyle, beamed with joy as she spoke: "I'm terrified. You can't judge a person by their appearance. I have to teach my son not to date random people and not to go home with shady people."

Aunt Yang sat by the stream, holding her mobile phone from a distance. From the screen, she could see the moon hanging in the sky, and the moonlight reflected on the water, making the stream look tranquil and mysterious. A few fireflies were wandering in the reeds, and the occasional chirping of cicadas and frogs dispelled the chill of the night.

Hear what Aunt Yang said.

Bai Shao agreed: "We really need to keep our eyes open and be more careful when we go out."

Aunt Yang shook her head and sighed, "The main thing is that the little girl is also responsible. If she hadn't gone, nothing would have happened. To put it bluntly, she was just playing around and wanted to take advantage. She insisted on going back to the mountains with her roommate. Who else could she be deceiving if not her?"

A string of question marks popped up above Bai Shao's head, and she was speechless: "You look funny, but you don't think before you speak. Next time, don't open your mouth, or you'll make people laugh."

Aunt Yang was extremely angry. She moved her lips several times before she let out a nearly roaring voice: "How can you talk like that, little girl! Is this how you talk to your elders? I thought you were pretty and was thinking of having you as my daughter-in-law! I planned to give you 500 yuan a month for living expenses!"

Bai Shao raised the corners of her mouth, proving with her actions that people can really laugh when they are extremely speechless.

[Five hundred yuan? I was so scared. I thought it was fifty billion.]

[Host: Living expenses are 500 a month. Haha, you treat me like Sunday.]

[Someone, take this disgraceful old lady out and shoot her! Use a machine gun and make her pay for it herself!]

Aunt Yang couldn't understand what the comments were mocking. She looked disgusted and said, "It's not easy for parents to earn money. Five hundred is not a small amount. If you spend it frugally, after paying for daily expenses, there will still be a lot left. I can tell you are those unfilial and ignorant children. I feel so sad for your parents!"

Bai Shao was too lazy to argue with Aunt Yang: "If you have nothing to do, just let someone else have the microphone connection."

Aunt Yang was furious. She turned her phone and pointed the front camera at the stream. "Who said I'm fine? Please help me find out where the wild fish are hiding so I can ask my husband to go there and catch some fish."

Bai Shao: "..."

The viewers in the live broadcast room immediately became excited.

[Yu: Are they here to raid my house?]

[Don't you know that electrofishing is illegal? Come on, let me explain. Illegal fishing will result in confiscation of the catch and illegal proceeds, and detention for seven to fifteen days.]

[Suddenly, I remembered a time-honored joke: I released a thousand kilowatt-hours of electricity into the river today, and the Buddha immediately rewarded me with a hundred pounds of fish. My merit is immeasurable. [Knock the wooden fish]]

[Others are just playing around with memes, but Auntie is serious. This requires Yu Zheng and Yao Yao Ling to shake each one.]

What should I do if I see someone electrofishing? Of course, I'll report it. If they get away, I'll just blame my slow phone call.