Synopsis: [From the perspective of the Uke]
Song Shu is a squirrel demon. His magic power is low, and his human form is unstable. But on Spirit Mountain, Song Shu is the best at finding food ...
Chapter 29
Deep in the bamboo forest, a little squirrel with orange-red fur on its back squatted on the stone table in the pavilion. He was wearing a small white dress and carrying a sword behind him. His two little paws supported his cheeks, his big tail stood high, and his furry face was full of unhappiness.
Qin Mian actually dared to give medicine to rats!
If the rat doesn't teach him a lesson, he might not even know how powerful the rat is!
After the Hedao Ceremony, Song Shu and Qin Mian spent three whole days in the cave. During this time, when Song Shu was thirsty, Qin Mian took out honey water from the storage ring and fed him mouth-to-mouth; when he was hungry, he stuffed a spiritual fruit into Song Shu's mouth and he held it and ate it; if he felt unwell, Qin Mian would supply him with spiritual energy.
To be honest, Song Shu didn't hate doing intimate things with Qin Mian, but he felt that Qin Mian was too much for tricking Shu into eating that damn aphrodisiac!
No one knew where Xiaohong found the medicine, but the effect was amazing. After three days, the feeling of heat in Song Shu's body gradually dissipated.
After regaining his senses, Song Shu kicked Qin Mian directly, took the opportunity to change back to his original form, and then scratched and kicked Qin Mian's neck several times.
His big tail was all wet!
When Song Shu thought about Qin Mian stroking the little squirrel's back with his fingers and apologizing nonchalantly, he felt angry.
The rat must teach Qin Mian a lesson and let him know that rats are not easy to bully!
"Master."
The red-haired fox, barely catching his breath, straightened up, clasped his fists and bowed towards Song Shu, saying respectfully, "I wonder why you called me here today?"
Just now, Aying came to tell him that Song Shu asked him to go to Shumen to find him. Xiaohong was very proud. It must be because the gift he gave touched the heart of the sect leader, so the sect leader specially found him to meet privately.
Now that he saw that the bamboo forest was very quiet and there were no other spirit pets except Song Shu, he felt even more certain.
The gifts from those stupid cats are definitely not as good as those from foxes. The sect leader doesn’t even bother to pay attention to them. Foxes are the smartest animals in Xiaoyao Sect!
Song Shu stood up and said calmly, "No need to be polite."
Walking to the stone table, Song Shu looked down at the red-haired fox and said softly, "Do you still have any more of the pills you gave me last time? I'll buy them from you with spirit stones."
During the Hedao Ceremony, Bai Feng and Bai Yue from Xiaoyao Sect gave Song Shu some pills, Bai Quan gave Song Shu a pen that could write without ink, Xuan Xu and Xuan Hua also gave Song Shu many magic weapons each, and even Ah Huang reluctantly gave it to the ball of fur that Song Shu played with when they first met.
They had fought over the hair ball, but now Ah Huang took the initiative to give it to Song Shu.
In addition, Ah Hua and several other cats gave Song Shu a few Ningxiang pills, as well as some of Song Shu's favorite cakes and walnuts. When the other disciples of the Rat Sect saw the cats carrying gifts on their backs, they immediately reacted and gave small gifts as well. Some gave him their own feathers, and some gave him their own shed skins...
Song Shu didn't despise them. After thanking them one by one, he threw all these things into the storage ring.
He was a little curious about the pill Xiaohong gave him at that time. He was looking for what kind of pill could make him stay strong and powerful, so he casually stuffed it into his sleeve. Unexpectedly, Qin Mian pulled it out.
Song Shu gritted his teeth.
Rat wants Qin Mian to know what it feels like to have a hot body for three consecutive days!
"Pills?"
Xiaohong was stunned for a moment, then she understood and smiled a little obscenely. They, the fox clan, understood the love and pleasure of the human world the best. Haven't you seen that in the story books about fairies and mortals, the favorite stories are about foxes!
"No need for spirit stones," Xiao Hong patted her chest and promised, "I'll deliver it tomorrow morning."
Song Shu frowned, his face solemn: "No, I can't ask for it for nothing."
Shu is the sect leader. His previous union with Qin Mian could be considered a gift from everyone. But now that he is asking his disciples for elixirs in private, he must not take advantage of them.
Otherwise, if it gets out, how can the rat still save face!
Besides, his spirit stones were all taken from Qin Mian’s storage ring, so Shuhua didn’t feel bad about spending them.
Xiao Hong lowered her head and thought for a while, then suddenly looked up and said, "Master, I don't want the spirit stones, but I have almost learned the previous boxing techniques. If I find another aphrodisiac pill, can you teach me a new set of boxing techniques?"
The fox needed to practice more. After making progress, it wanted to ask Song Shu if it could also become an elder of the Rat Sect. After all, even the calico cat that couldn't transform into a human form could become an elder, so could the fox.
"Have you mastered all your previous boxing moves?"
Song Shu said seriously, "Don't be greedy for speed when practicing. I saw that your boxing skills were not yet mature enough. If you haven't even mastered one set of boxing skills, and I teach you a new one, then you won't be able to perform both sets of boxing skills well."
"Xiaohong, you are too impatient."
Although Xiao Hong was anxious to become stronger, he was not an arrogant fox. After hearing what Song Shu said, he was silent for a moment, then said: "Master is right, I am too anxious. I still need to practice this set of boxing more proficiently before learning other ones."
The child is teachable.
Song Shu nodded in relief and took out three spirit stones from his ring and gave them to Xiao Hong: "Keep the spirit stones. This pill must have cost a lot. If it's not enough, tell me."
If a rat eats this pill, it will have a fever for three days. It must be expensive!
Xiao Hong glanced at the spirit stones casually and said, "Master, this many spirit stones are enough."
Song Shu nodded, and told Xiaohong to meet here again after noon tomorrow. Then the squirrel and the fox went their separate ways.
Song Shu stepped on the small sword and quickly left the bamboo forest, while Xiaohong looked around with the spirit stone in her mouth, and quickly ran towards a small path in the north.
When running over a wall, several cats of different colors suddenly jumped up in front. Several cats leaned forward to look at the fox's back at the same time, their pupils slightly erected, and they looked a little angry.
One of the calico cats, a beaded cat on its forehead, poked the parrot, which dared not move, between its claws and asked in a serious tone, "Are you saying that the Sect Master met with the fox in private?"
Ah Ying: “Yes.”
"Hmph." Ah Ying raised her paw to let the parrot go, flapped her wings, and quickly left this place of trouble.
Ah Hua looked at the other cats and said coldly, "During the Sect Master's Hedao Ceremony, I could tell that the gift this fox gave was not ordinary. It must have hidden something valuable."
"Go and investigate. If you find out what it is, come back and report to me immediately."
Cats: “Yes!”
Soon, several cats dispersed and chased in the direction Xiaohong had just run. Ah Hua half-closed his eyes, hesitated for a moment, jumped off the wall and ran towards the residence of Xiaohong's owner.
The cat wanted to see what abilities this crappy fox had.
How dare you compete with the cat for the position in the leader's heart!
After the fox left, the cat ran and the bird flew away, the door of the courtyard was suddenly pushed open. A disciple looked around the wall and the courtyard with a puzzled expression.
Why do I keep hearing cat meows, but when I go out I don’t see any cats?
That's really strange.
He muttered and quickly closed the door again.
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"I've already apologized to you, why are you still ignoring me?"
His slender index finger poked the little squirrel's belly, earning it a threatening glare. Qin Mian pursed his thin lips, a hint of smile between his brows, and jokingly said, "Besides, I'm just trying to satisfy your expectations. It wasn't you who kept asking for mating before."
"Gu!"
Is that what the rat said?
Holding Qin Mian's fingers with his two claws, Song Shu raised his foot and kicked Qin Mian's palm, cursing in dissatisfaction: "Gugu, gugu!"
Rats need to mate, but they shouldn’t take aphrodisiacs!
Bastard Qin Mian, are you deliberately misinterpreting Shu’s words!
Qin Mian let the little squirrel play around, curling his lips. When Song Shu was tired of kicking, he tugged at his clothes with his other hand and said with a smile: "I can't understand what you are saying even when you become your original form. Are you praising me?"
Song Shu: "Gu!"
You have such a big face!
Seeing the little squirrel's whiskers tremble, Qin Mian felt amused, but deliberately said, "You're really praising me. I just did what I had to do. You don't have to..."
"Pooh!"
Unable to bear Qin Mian's monologue any longer, Song Shu jumped from the stone table to the ground. His body suddenly grew larger, and the high ponytail on the back of his head swayed. He grabbed Qin Mian's collar with both hands, his eyes blazing with anger as he said:
"You're doing nothing right!"
Blinking, Qin Mian grabbed Song Shu's wrist and pulled her into his arms, saying, "Okay, I was wrong."
"You're not sincere!"
Don’t think the rat didn’t notice your perfunctory attitude!
Pushing Qin Mian's face away, Song Shu crossed her arms over her chest, her round face full of anger, and her fair neck was dotted with plum-red spots, all of which were traces left by Qin Mian.
"I'm very sincere."
After kissing Song Shu on the lips, Qin Mian patiently coaxed her, "I was bewildered that day. I was wrong. I will definitely not be so excessive next time."
He didn't notice it while doing it, but now when he recalled it, Qin Mian felt that he had gone a little too far. By the time it was finished, the entire fur of the little squirrel was wet.
But this heartless little squirrel is really good at teasing. Not only does he always say embarrassing things in a straightforward way, he also always touches and touches to express his love.
Although Qin Mian calls himself a gentleman, he is not a saint. It is rare for him to endure for a month. Now that he has finally started eating meat, he can't help but lose control.
Glancing at him, Song Shu thought, it's too late to apologize now!
Shu has asked Xiaohong to find aphrodisiac pills. Qin Mian, you just wait for him!
The petty squirrel was not going to let it go easily. He would not let it go until Qin Mian suffered with him.
Humph, after Qin Mian takes the aphrodisiac pill, the rat will also press on Qin Mian for three days just like Qin Mian presses on itself!
The ambitious Song Shu was thinking about his plan and laughed out loud accidentally. His eyebrows were curved, and his bright red lips were opened slightly to reveal his white teeth. He looked a little silly.
"What beautiful things are you thinking about?"
Qin Mian laughed with him, stretched out his hand to pinch the flesh of his cheek, and said with a smile: "Didn't you say before that you had a secret to tell me?"
Song Shu glared at him: "I'll tell you in a few days."
After the rat has taken revenge, he will first give Qin Mian a good beating!
"All right."
The slender fingers fell on the belt of the person in his arms at some point. As soon as Qin Mian moved, the boy in his arms suddenly turned into a little squirrel.
The little squirrel stomped its feet on Qin Mian's legs, its big tail wagging, and pointed its claws at him and cursed, "Gugu!"
Qin Mian is not allowed to touch the rat until the rat has taken revenge!
Qin Mian raised his eyebrows slightly, tapped Song Shu's forehead with his hand, and whispered, "Change back to human form."
"Gu!"
No!
"Have you forgotten that we just became Taoist couples?"
"Gu!"
Neither does my fellow Taoist!
"Song Shu, after you coaxed me into becoming your Taoist partner, you're so cruel? And you still say you're not a heartless person."
"Gu."
Rats are cruel, but they are not unfaithful.
Song Shu would never be fooled. How could he not know whether the rat was a heartless man?
Seeing that Song Shu was unmoved, Qin Mian sighed softly, his eyelashes drooped, a trace of sadness settled on his handsome face, and he looked very depressed.
Unfortunately, the squirrel spirit did not feel pity for him. Instead, he crossed his arms and looked at him arrogantly, thinking that he was really too smart.
When the rat turns into a human form, Qin Mian can no longer mate with it.
From now on, whenever the mouse wants to mate, it will transform into human form and look for Qin Mian.
Rats are super smart!
"Cuckoo!"
When the aphrodisiac pills from the rat arrive, Qin Mian will make the rat suffer!
Looking thoughtfully at the little squirrel's proud face, Qin Mian stroked Song Shu's fluffy tail from top to bottom with his hand and chuckled:
"You think I can't do anything just because I'm in human form?"
Song Shu scoffed disdainfully: "Gugu!"
What else!
If the rat doesn't want to, can Qin Mian still make the rat turn back into human form!
"Oh."
Qin Mian tapped Song Shu's tail with his fingertips and chuckled, with a meaningful smile in his ink-black eyes.
It seems that the little squirrel at home underestimates his Taoist partner.
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Author's words: Song Shu: It's not easy for the rat to control Qin Mian [helpless]
Qin Mian (shaking his head): Yes [lop-eared rabbit head]