Whole Family Hears Mind Voices and Goes Crazy, I Just Watch the Show

The big shot transmigrates into a book and becomes the young miss of the general's mansion with the same name and surname, whose entire family dies tragically and who doesn't live past five...

Chapter 79: If you put it on the altar again, I won’t scare you to death!

Until... the second tribute fell to the ground.

The old emperor dared to believe that this had angered Jing Qiaoqiao.

He immediately knelt down on the Buddhist altar and bowed with great piety.

"Forgive me, Fairy Qiaoqiao. I...I will find a way to make amends."

When Jing Qiaoqiao mentioned the word "make up", she felt uncomfortable in her stomach.

She wants to poop.

But the old emperor was different from his family members and had no idea what she was thinking.

Jing Qiaoqiao was at a loss.

She cried loudly, and when she found out that the old emperor couldn't tell that she was about to poop, she just gave in.

[You dog emperor, you don't want the baby to go home? Fine, I won't kill you.]

Then Jing Qiaoqiao had diarrhea.

Stinky in the crotch.

The old emperor only smelled the stench when it filled the entire palace.

He hurriedly asked the eunuch for help.

Being an emperor is so good. I pooped myself, which was obviously going to bother the old emperor, but he was disgusted by the smell and threw the baby to Lu Xiaojia.

Poor Lu Xiaojia, please give me a few more bags of candy when I grow up.

Lu Xiaojia served three emperors. Now that I'm grown up, I shouldn't die.

"Your Majesty, Princess Qiaoqiao must have eaten something bad." Lu Xiaojia expressed his thoughts. "I think we should ask the imperial physician to take a look at the little fairy."

"This immortal also needs to see a doctor?" The old emperor stopped him with a smile, "That's not necessary."

"But……"

"Haven't you heard that the plague in Linzhou was caused by the magic medicine given by Qiaoqiao? She herself is sick, so can't she take the magic medicine?" The old emperor looked at Lu Xiaojia and laughed.

Lu Xiaojia stood beside him. Although he felt that what the old emperor said made sense, his brows were still furrowed.

In his eyes, the pretty little princess is still a child after all.

He already has diarrhea. If you leave it alone, something bad will happen sooner or later.

He looked nervous.

There was really no other way, so I left.

Jing Qiaoqiao guessed that Lu Xiaojia was going to see his fifth nephew.

After all, the fifth nephew gave Lu Xiaojia a lot of candy.

As luck would have it, when Lu Xiaojia carried Jing Qiaoqiao back to the palace, his fifth nephew also followed.

His forehead was covered with dense beads of sweat.

Obviously did something.

"I've already gone back to the mansion to get the medicine. Eunuch Lu, please give my aunt to me."

"She just had diarrhea and hasn't washed up yet, so she might be a little..."

When Lu Xiaojia mentioned it, Jing Qiaoqiao felt a little embarrassed.

Poop is smelly to begin with.

But the fifth nephew took Jing Qiaoqiao in his arms without saying a word.

"Eunuch Lu, my aunt is my elder and younger than me. As her nephew, what right do I have to look down on her?"

He held it with one hand, took out the porcelain bottle with the other hand, and poured the spiritual spring into Jing Qiaoqiao's mouth.

The moment she drank it, Jing Qiaoqiao felt relaxed all over.

It seems that the scrape on my knee doesn't hurt anymore.

【Woohoo, I'm alive again. 】

Jing Qiaoqiao laughed out loud.

When Lu Xiaojia saw this, he was ecstatic: "Sure enough, Commander Jing's medicine is very effective."

The fifth nephew just smiled and didn't tell anyone else.

"Eunuch Lu, I still have to be on duty. Please take care of my aunt."

"It's as it should be, Commander Jing, don't worry."

Lu Xiaojia held Jing Qiaoqiao, glanced at his fifth nephew, and turned away.

The next day when he went to court, the old emperor came to the throne room early in his arms, holding Jing Qiaoqiao.

I heard that an envoy from another country is visiting with treasures.

Jing Qiaoqiao felt something was wrong.